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• I love you BlankMan! : El Tigre
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  "Timmaaaah" : patdoody
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    ^^^^ winner : mad-d00d
    • Yep... I like that one :) : Hizzow
    • Agreed : lord of tError
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      I don't get it : Odoyle
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        Southpark : lord of tError
        • "Timmy"? ugh. :rolleyes: : Odoyle
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        It's a South Park joke. http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/412/412_timmy_out_of_control.... : protoman
        • Hehe.... Lords of the Under World fet. Timmy Rules... : Hizzow
• "Caption contests made me do it!" : Odoyle
• "COME BACK KITTY!" : ansuble
• "Hizzow strikes again!" : awoihjaweohr
• "Christopher Reeve finally snaps and tries to be Superman once more, never more" : industro
• OMG WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! : skynet
• Look Ma, no hands!! : redfive
• "handiman AWAY!" : swoopx
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  STEPHEN HAWKINGS PRO WHEEL CHAIR : kanix
  • hahaha : uberp00
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  If I fall on my head I'll be stuck in a wheelchai--, nevermind... : MuaaSan
  • Ok, God. I take that back, I feel so bad for typing it. :( : MuaaSan

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• The probably left him on his meds. : Midshift
• 1....2..... : Q-ball
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  yeah, the Mike of '86 is gone; died along with his old trainer (Constantine something; I forget his last... : the archvile
  • Don't get me wrong, he's still a dangerous dude, but he's not a professional boxer anymore. : EvilDolemite
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  at least he ate before the fight. He really needs a good trainer, someone who will smack him around once... : quietb0y
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    If he had someone riding his ass like the days of old he could probably a least be a solid contender, if... : EvilDolemite
    • "If he had someone riding his ass like the days of old..." Well, maybe he could get one of his old pri... : MuaaSan
  • i loved it when he fought Buster Douglas and his trainers were so unprepared/qualified that they were tr... : kevp
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  Just remember a couple of things. Mike Tyson cannot box... never could. He has only one two or three d... : Sludgehead
  • one=won : Sludgehead
  • Yeah, Tyson has always lacked stamina, but he used to be so much damn quicker than he is now. He was st... : EvilDolemite
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    yes but knocking someone out in the ring IS A WIN. If he does it 35 times or one time, they are all wins... : kevp
    • or like Spinks in 90 secs bwahahahah : fatalsync
    • Bleh. He was quick and packed a brutal punch, but he a skillful boxer he was not. Yes, a KO is certain... : Sludgehead
• I never beat tyson in punchout!!! he was the bad bad man!! : quietb0y
• Here's a pretty interesting read about Tyson's career from ESPN.com: http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons... : kevp

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• grow older faster. : moshman
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  the more you shave it the quicker and fuller it will grow back : smdever
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    I think thats just an old wives tail. I dont think it actually works. : Degenerate
    • Ewww..old wives tail..ewwww : skynet
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      Nope... I'm living proof of that.. Been shaving since i was 16 and i'm still unable to grow a full Gote... : Hizzow
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        Youve confused me. Are you saying it works or it doesnt work? My four years of active duty I shaved almo... : Degenerate
        • sounds like he's agreeing with you. : ghale
        • damn I can grow a full beard in about 2 weeks ;( : smdever
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      old wive's tail? I don't want to see your old wife's tail!! it should be tale...and I had to give you : -=fatman=-
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        lol. yeah I realized right after I hit post but it was still there. Too late. I'm an idiot. : Degenerate
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          you are probably an idiot because you ride the Short Bus!! : -=fatman=-
          • You should see the idiots who ride it with me. Theyre even worse! : Degenerate
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    that is not true. It's just a tale. I had a goatee for years, and the area where I never shaved is much... : moshman
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      i read that as goatse. : ansuble
      • hehe. : moshman
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  as someone who's facial hair grows fast I have to ask: why the fuck would you want it to? : ghale
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    impatience : mr brown
    • It differs for everyone : Hizzow
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      I reckon I'd be willing to sacrifice a pinky finger to give up having hair grow on my face. Although I d... : ghale
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        basically, i want to see what a goatee would look like but I don't really want to wait 2 months for it t... : mr brown
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          use a whiteboard marker :) : ghale
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            well, i'd still like to go out in public : mr brown
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              that's why you don't use a permanent marker. Just wipe it off when you're done staring at the mirror to ... : ghale
              • ruber cement & pubic hair : halfwaybastard
• Dr.Johnson's Miracle Hair Growth Cream? : skynet
• I used to want that... started shaving early... and now I regret it and hate having to shave every singl... : El Tigre
• I wish I could make it grow slower, I hate shaving. : ashkie
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  take testosterone supplements. : malevolence
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    and become a CRAZED VIOLENT KILLER!!! : ostrichboy
    • With a bigger wang! : Rotten Deadite
• puberty : swoopx
• Tweezers : cold_40
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  testing to see if banned. : --Viscid--
  • OMG, SOMEONE BAN THIS MOFO!!}r : MuaaSan

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• happy birthday regardless pal :) : uberp00
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  Happy birthday. How ancient have you gotten now? : Rotten Deadite
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    18 :P next year i can drink. (legally) : blitzkreig
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      Drink at 19? Where do you live? : Rotten Deadite
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        canadia prolly : halfwaybastard
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          Most province in canadia would allow him to drink now (at 18) : Vantage
          • What?! Can i drink in BC then!? : blitzkreig
          • like Puerto Rico. I can drink legally since 18. I'm 18. Yay : xianarchy
      • BC, canada : blitzkreig
• Today is also Barry Manilow's bithday, FYI :) : ScoobySnack

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• \/ : futtbucker
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  yeah but housekeeping spooges on your pillow when you only pay $80, and doesn't provide enough towels ri... : scharfschuetze
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    haha, housekeeping doesn't speak english. those girls probably never even heard of the intarweb. whe : BeerHunter
    • hahaha lol... so puta limpia o te vas pal carajo : xianarchy

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• might as well expose the group that assassinated Kennedy as well. : the archvile
• Woodward and Bernstein have both said they won't reveal the source until either the source dies, or he r... : Deathlove
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  They said they would expose him today, but after they researched it they now say it's inconclusive. : Haku-Jin
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    http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/06/17/dean.salon/index.html : Haku-Jin
    • Oh well. : / : Odoyle
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  It's Diane Sawyer : balaams_ass
  • Pat Buchanan! : Deathlove
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    I'm actually curious if it's Kissinger : Odoyle
    • that's my guess too. : jasonepowell
• some reporters on FoxNews were talking about it last night... both were mid-30 female news casters and ... : tomservo
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  its linda Lovelace : smdever
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    truly an American icon. : Deathlove
    • truly an American porn icon : matrix
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  I thought it was Linda Lovelace? : Former_HPB
  • I choked Linda Lovelace : Haku-Jin
• There was no deep throat. The Nixon whitehouse was very compartmentalized or something spelled similiar... : rosewood
• I thought that there was no Deep Throat, and he was invented by the reporters to get around the WSJ's ru... : ostrichboy

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• good fences make good neighbors : silly
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  different situation. The Berlin Wall was designed to keep people in. This one is designed to keep them o... : Dreagon
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    or keep them IN (their areas) : teh snail
    • they are free to leave Fuck Israel built houses that arafat says oh no, you cant live there pshhaw... : rosewood
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  "This is a fascist, apartheid measure being done, and we do not accept it," the Jerusalem daily Ha'aretz : Hizzow
  • God forbid that Israel put a barrier between him and his target =/ : Dreagon

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  nice, specs? : disco
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    it was 600cc yamaha r6 with a full muzzy and stage 3 jet kit ...shame its in bike heaven now ;( ...once ... : smdever
    • nice man, sounds sexxy, too bad she had to leave us. i'm more into cruisers. currently lookin at a suzu... : disco
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  Moers, 18, said that a lot of people would like for the city to set up a legal place for drag racing. ... : matrix
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    haha because they know there shit cars couldn't hang with the monsters there : smdever
    • They'll be like, "Yeah man, I just broke into the 10s......in the 1/8th." : matrix

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• Woo, thanks. :) : xakmalice
• FUCKING AWESOME! : jedi_27
• Sweet! I'm really happy with my X-box purchase. I'm having more fun with Halo than I have in a lon... : xocsida

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  I saw this 2-3 years ago, except it was a "polish virus" : ratman
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    In Sweden it was labeled a "Norwegian virus". : Tissen
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      In Spain it was the "Vasque virus" IIRC : lord of tError
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        In England it was the "Irish virus" : Arsenal
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          At the Shack it was the STFU virus : skynet
          • i knew it as Albanian virus : teh snail
• Haha, your name is infidel : Portax

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• No idea. : lord of tError
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  It's a 4" chrome muffler tip, a set of 3-bladed windshield wipers, a bent antenna, and a couple of R-Typ... : xakmalice
  • ahh, i was hoping you were serious till... well till you started typing : disco
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  so nobody knows? : disco
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    well, there is no thing as a w6 package, it's a ws6. It includes 17" polished aluminum wheels, 275/40 t... : matrix
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      so it's synonymous with 'ram air'.. it's just part of the name? : disco
      • Ram Air's an intake system that forces air into the engine intake, creating (in theory) a higher compres... : Rotten Deadite
      • WS6 is the option code to order it, it's listed as "Ram Air Performance/Appearance Package" or something... : matrix

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  Thanks to Canadians not arming themselves, four of them became easy victims. =/ : Dreagon
  • This is a stupid argument, good day. : Q-ball
  • I'd say the question at hand more, is how well customs are doing, considering Bush was so hyped abou... : The_Janitor
  • Poor troll at best, carry on. : Delithio
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  nobody listens when i say to invade USA :o( : teh snail
  • It worked the first time. : Haku-Jin
• Sorry for not scaring the shit out of every 5 year old and 70 year old that wants to cross the border. ... : blitzkreig
• like this guy would have followed the gun laws if there were any... lets just ban all things that could... : Theos
• omg, he used a glock! the glock sucks! : Raziel

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  wednesday, i believe : emocore
  • *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap* : ostrichboy
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  All the online places say the 18th, which would be tomorrow... We'll see! :) : xakmalice
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    I'm pretty sure that's the ship date though. Anyways, I'm going to wait a few days to see what people sa... : protoman
    • Well, you'll be hearing from me. I paid the full price for my reserve so I just drop by Wensday and pic... : Rotten Deadite
  • thats the shipping date, so it should be in stores on wednesday. wont be at best buy until thursday pro... : emocore

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  congrats : smdever
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    when's your day? : redfive
    • its still up in the air but for now its looking like November 15th : smdever
• Congrats! : lord of tError
• Congratz! I helped a friend move.. and it did rain a bit... : -TKF-
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  congrats. rain is a good omen though ;) : quietb0y
  • yes it is. It rained in the morning so that was alright. My wedding was outside so if it rained we wou... : redfive
• good to hear, hope the house purchasing goes well. : Q-ball
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  congrats. Don't buy a broken house. Don't let the home inspector tell you there is mold in the roof that... : Deathlove
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    not that big, only 55 people. All our family really is over in Scotland and England so no-one made the ... : redfive
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      yeah, I think it's generally an inverse proportion of success of wedding to number of people. We had 20 ... : Deathlove
      • yeah that's probably true. We also had a wedding planner and a MC who is a project manager so he really... : redfive
• congrats man, yesterday was my 1 yr aniversary. Hope you enjoy it as much as I have : halfwaybastard
• congrats : Dreagon
• Congrats! The house is fun stuff too. We're building right now. Non stop work. But good nonetheless! : Former_HPB
• yay! good luck : teh snail

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  Should've told him to go fuck himself. : Haku-Jin
  • hahaha...I did..he just laughed and said it wasn't very convincing : smdever

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  PRL'd >:( Happy June 17th! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX : nomaad
  • Happy Groundhog day to you too! : lord of tError

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• AGREED! Isn't all crime a response to some kind of some kind? I hate being poor. I hate not having a C... : balaams_ass

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  how do you know where you are on the list? : emocore
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    oh mn .. found it in the forums : emocore
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      So is it depressing news for you too? It sucks that I waited patiently to register, made it a point to b... : Sludgehead
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        luckily, i was around in time to catch the SECOND of the emails that was supposed to be the correct one.... : emocore
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          So I'm in #quakecon on enterthegame and they're telling me that #275 on the waiting list is "cutting it ... : Sludgehead
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            what are we waitin on? : Lynn Minmei
            • q3 tournament : Sludgehead
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            it appears the concept of the waiting list evades you :p only 275 people need to drop out....still no... : halfwaybastard
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              It appears the concept of the waiting line eludes you There's 256 slots filled up, and 274 people ahe... : Sludgehead
              • lol ok lets try again there's 256 spots in the tourney, you don't need the first spot, you just ne... : halfwaybastard
              • Er, wait, I see your point! Still, 275 dropping out seems unlikely. Color me ***DUMBASS'D*** : Sludgehead
• nothing to do but wait for the point release to come out... : the archvile

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• Come again? Someone actually named their painkiller after Soma? : The_Janitor

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  Um, I just open the .dat file in Windows Media Player. Runs peachy. : Odoyle
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    I don't think WMP can play MPEG2 without a third party codec. : Sludgehead
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      my fresh install of Win2k (with DivX of course) can't play it : mr brown
      • That's what I thought. If you install a software DVD player WMP should find the codec, but I don't think... : Sludgehead
• PowerDVD : Lynn Minmei

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  I never knew he competed. : drucifer
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    Nor did I, but I still feel I must carry on his legacy somehow, if only there were some way.... : Anti_dentite
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      I wonder if that game is any good. I think I saw someone in the office playing it. : lord of tError
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        Game? : Anti_dentite
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          I tought you were making fun of the new Bruce Lee game that's just out :) : lord of tError
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            No, I just wanted to carry on his legacy somehow. This game may prove useful for that purpose though... : Anti_dentite
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              try carrying on ghandis legacy instead, it's a lot easier. : jidar
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                Yeah? Is there anything I can punch to do this? : Anti_dentite
                • Your method of not breaking character is GOLD : awoihjaweohr
• http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=194 : the archvile
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  INCORRECT Chuck Norris beat him once. That may be his only loss, though. : Odoyle
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    How did that ass clown ever beat Bruce Lee? : -=fatman=-
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      He used a gun : lord of tError
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        NEGATIVE! Bruce Lee moves faster than guns. He is like Agent Smith from the Matrix...except cooler. : -=fatman=-
        • He used a homing laser gun : lord of tError
  • Link? : awoihjaweohr
  • I don't believe you. Do you have a link or something? : Vantage
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    no that is incorrect. Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris. : whippy
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      "When i left you I was but the apprentice but now I am the master" : mad-d00d
      • heh yeah in some cases but bruce lee was too versatile, knew most forms of fighting, even developed his ... : whippy
    • was bruce lee trained bu Yip Man? : infidel
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      Yeah, I can't find any source. I've been duped. http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~chenj/brucelee/bruce_fa... : Odoyle
      • good link : mad-d00d
      • Folklore...It got to the point with Lee where if he went out on the street with his family guys would co... : whippy
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    What movie? : -TKF-
    • there was no movie that Chuuck beat Lee. There was a movie where Lee killed Chuck by snapping his neck.... : whippy

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• it says that they sold 3.5 million copies of it for the ps2. : emocore
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  I've always wanted that game, but for some reason have kept putting off the purchase... Dunno why... : Hizzow
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    cuz everyone says it sucks? : MoNsTeR
    • Ohh yeah... That's why.. : Hizzow
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  Read the second to last paragraph on page two. GTA3 on the GBA?! First I've heard of it. Oh, and let'... : protoman
  • shack gang... OMFG that would be so cool : tomservo

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• no, and I don't see it being rebroadcast anywhere :( : halfwaybastard

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  I wonder if some of these sites that have died or will die - what would have happened if they had real m... : rosewood
  • When i'm forced to use a Modem i found out how incredible stupid banners and popups really are.. It's... : -TKF-

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• Damn, forgot about it, what's the score? : lord of tError
• Why? Because the referee is giving the match away to Brazil? : [Zoesch^2]
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  WHATS THE SCORE? oops, silly capslock key : lord of tError
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    Referee 2-Belgium 0 : [Zoesch^2]
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      Did he give them 2 penalties that they didnt deserve, or something? : lord of tError
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        Close, he disallowed a legal goal to belgium, he then didn't give them a clear penalty (Brazil scored in... : [Zoesch^2]
        • the dis-allowed belgium goal, yeah, I thought that was a little messed up ... that should have been a go... : uberp00
    • * N B A ' D * : the archvile

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  yeah I've seen it, I guess they think we're all ricers ;) : MoNsTeR
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    Well... we were voting for Rice mods on the shack logo... Remeber? : Hizzow
    • oh yes ;) : MoNsTeR
• I'm still hypnotized by the dognose ad on the right.... : xakmalice
• No wonder why, it's a f*ing UGO link : Hizzow

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  Mike Tyson PunchOut2K2 ? : creep
  • dont know, could be : lord of tError
  • Mike Tyson KnockedOut Boxing 2002. : Q-ball

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  Will not make a difference. If our own governments can't get anything/much out of Microsoft, how is it p... : -=fatman=-
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    because their laws are different: Under Israeli antitrust law, Cohen points out, violations are consi : the archvile
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      Yes IE comes installed on all Macs with OSX as the default browser. So what is to stop MS from just pull... : -=fatman=-
      • No no, the problem isn't Apple, the problem is Microsoft. Microsoft is unfairly promoting WINDOWS in Is... : Vantage
    • remind me never to go into business in Israel, apparently it's illegal to be successful >:( : MoNsTeR
    • nevermind the fact that Apple is choosing to include IE and could include something else if they wanted ... : klerck
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  why aren't they adding Hebrew support? wouldnt that help them sell a few more copies? : mr brown
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    They don't want to sell Office for OSX. They want to sell Office for Windows, because that also sells c... : Vantage
    • oh, the Hebrew non-support is for Macs only? the Reg needs to hire better writers then : mr brown
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  I thought unicode fixed that ... : rosewood
  • it did, but Microsoft never programmed the applications to display Hebrew, and they still don't want to ... : the archvile
• Someone could probably hack hebrew into it somehow.. : lord of tError

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  He calls you to come in? : skynet
  • yep consulting is a beautiful thing no? :) I know he's got a few projects going on either now or soon, ... : Q-ball

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  Is there any game that gives you performance problems? Except Morrowind I guess... : lord of tError
  • and maybe SoF2; does anyone have a system that can run that game without those occasional framerate dips... : the archvile
• I have the same setup except an Abit KT7A and 512MB of PC133. : the archvile
• Seems like you're pretty much set. If you, for some reason, need to upgrade, I'd recommend a GF4 Ti4400,... : nomaad
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  NOTHING! Why do you need to upgrade any of that? There is nothing wrong with that setup. Wait until some... : -=fatman=-
  • I WANT NV30!!! : ansuble
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    SoF2 runs slow in some parts; it's probably some bug in the rendering engine that they need to fix, beca... : the archvile
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      that game amazes me, how can they manage to get it so fucking slow? i dont see any reason why it would b... : ansuble
      • that game is a damn good argument for tile rendering. In the river LZ level there's so much off-screen ... : the archvile
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      What? Here is what I am running: ECS K7S5A 256 MB Kingston DDR XP 1600 WD 7200 18GB...and three IB : -=fatman=-
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        might be the DDR or the faster CPU; like I said, I turned all the graphics settings all the way down one... : the archvile
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          hummm....dunno. Judge has a 1.2 with 256 (or is it 512?..can't remember) of DDR and a GF3 Ti200 and h... : -=fatman=-
          • maybe it's just me; I expect it to hold steady at 60, and never dip below 30. Carmack's "30 FPS is enou... : the archvile

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  I have so many issues with that experiment. Bad science IMHO : Dread Pirate Roberts
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    what issues? : infidel
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      Well for one, this could really decrease the market value of a good ninja. : haiku
      • MORNING FUNNEY! THANK YOU SIR. : Odoyle
• you know what that means!!! faster internet. damn near instantaneous pr0n!! Science Rulez. : ariakaz
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  ever seen The Fly?! : wunderbred
  • omg dude that movie owned. : archon
  • OMG MUTANT LASERS! : mohmar
• *Star Trek'd* i aint steppin in there..... : locobastard
• Wanted to bump this since I just saw it on CNN.com: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/06/1 : Odoyle
• Sharks with frickin' laser beams... : skynet
• Han Teleporterar Taliban!! : the archvile