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• "I love you all, my beautiful children." : [andromeda]
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! : DapperDan
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  we have to find the stories and write the intro for you? why aren't we the ones getting paid? : jednet
  • you guys find nothing for me! : Maarten Goldstein
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    You're not getting paid for this? : Portax
    • I know I am. : PantherX
  • you didn't get the memo? : archon
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  Use this: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=718256 Still one of the greatest threads ever. : Vantage
  • Yeah, I agree! Use this one! : Vantage
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3817279 Just link to that. : Portax
• "Ya think Tyson's gonna make a chicken dinner out of Lewis or is Lewis gonna bring ear muffs? Guess we'l... : archon
• that should be your intro! : mofo
• this one time, at band camp, sTeve stuck a flute up his pussy. : OverBurN
• Just paste some song lyrics. : PantherX
• + What you did today, - Fapping details = ER post : jhof
• Atleast im not American? : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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  the news that stays with you even though you never take it out to dinner... it's ER! : Supine
  • er, the news that stays with you even though you treat it like shit and never take it out to dinner. ER! : Supine
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  Maarten took a drag on the cigerette before holding it up absently in his fingers. He let it drop to the... : awoihjaweohr
  • hahaha : haiku
• And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully! Smoothed by long fingers, Asleep ...... : freqq28
• link to this http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3817279 : darweidu
• pick the one by awoihjaweohr or by freqq28 : male/grunt
• YEHA WERE BACK IN BLUE NEW SITE WERE OUT OF THIS OLD NEWS SITE ANYWAY! LOLOL ANWYAWY WE ARE OFF TO WORK ... : ventro

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• dun be so rediculous. : dafragsta
• *Does the dance of joy* : Hello Kitty

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• it aint a mexican party until the relatives get drunk and fight each other with living room ornaments. : fatbeaner

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• holy shit i can't believe i asked that question. : thomas jefferson
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  use PHP. php can automatically scan your directories for images php can detect image sizes php does... : overtoke
  • or..i can manually edit the photoshop web gallery templates for each resolution to add a width=XXXX heig... : thomas jefferson
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    if he's making a cd, i don't think php is going to be much help. :\ : king_darius
    • didnt see "CD" : overtoke

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• xbox does have an option. black button? Select? something like that. : ostrichboy
• you're not trying hard enough! : johnny appleseid
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  instruction manual? : ratman
  • I've tried everything... : futtbucker
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  noone is answering the question... is there a run/walk toggle? or is it run/sneak? : futtbucker
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3821207 : jerkinisnice
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  look at your manual (you do have one, right?) and turn it around so you're looking at the last page. the... : jerkinisnice
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    Yes, and there is no run/walk toggle. : futtbucker
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      Well, to answer your first question, in the PC version there is a RUN/WALK toggle, but no SNEAK/WALK tog... : -mu-
      • The problem isnt running slow, it's that whenever I move I lose stamina. The only other option is to sne... : futtbucker
• CAPS LOCK? : TheOccifer

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  Yea, insurance for those until 21 is a bitch. Consider your self lucky though, when I was growing up my ... : Visceral Monkey
  • Thats why from 17 to 21 I rode a crappy ass 1985 250cc ninja : smdever
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    yours personally? : PantherX
    • Yes, me personally. No, any male driver under 21 at that time in my area. You would think they had... : Visceral Monkey
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  What kind of deal were you getting? And what year A4? : Dechter
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    3500+ lower than I would normally get. 2000 A4, all features. : c0bra
    • About $22k? : Dechter

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• hell yes it does! a great game for its time...If you liked the soundtrack as much as I did, download it ... : xwer
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  Hells Yeah! I just wish somebody could fork over the money it'd cost. It's been a while since I play... : Rotten Deadite
  • I thought they were great, fishtailing and jumping and all that, with guns-a-blazing : xwer
• Yea nothin like flying tanks with 10 tracking turrents going around in mp!!! : Nighteyes

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  I consider over $50 to be overkill for headphones. I just don't have the budget to get an excellent pai... : the archvile
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    Nothing beats studio headphones : cold_40
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      except having money still in the bank. : the archvile
      • Mine were $250... but I needed them : [Zoesch^2]
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  Cool, I've been thinking about picking up a pair of those for my portable cd player. : DapperDan
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    be warned, they have an extremely open design. you'll be able to hear stuff going on around you unless y... : Supine
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      I haven't decided if I want open or sealed yet. One of the reasons I haven't picked up a pair yet. Tha... : DapperDan
      • open air sounds a LOT better at the expense of letting in other noises. after listening to these, any cl... : Supine

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• more than likely runs worse than the PS2, slightly better graphics, can use PC controls, MP3 playlist in... : archon

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  I'm sweating. : [andromeda]
  • Is that a good thing or a bad thing? : PantherX
• Oh come on... :-( : PantherX

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  Nice post, honey. Seriously, folks, he did a kick-ass job. We need to post some pix. It looks incredible... : xianghua
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    thanks for not making fun of my shacktag : sucko
    • /points and giggles : ChowYunCat
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      I have done much, much worse.... plus you were just all excited... understandable. These chumps would be... : xianghua
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        me and cot know how to solder. I learned the hard way. : the archvile
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          did you break your gba or something? : sucko
          • no, I don't even have a gba. Back in November I used my last eight 430nm LEDs in an array inside my com... : the archvile
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  EPIC PROPORTIONS SHACKTAG! 3k : darweidu
  • QUIET YOU! : sucko
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  where are instructions to do this? : horizon
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    it's a kit (and not a cheap one at 42 bucks shipped) found at http://www.tritonlabs.com : sucko
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      Yeah, plus you need to hold your breath the ENTIRE time and pray you don't need to run out to Best Buy cu... : xianghua
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        i have solder and an iron, i thought i was gonna be able to solder some stuff and get a brighter gba >=[ : horizon
        • Yeah, just wing it... see what happens. Maybe you're on to something. Oh, and you need a Dremel too..... : xianghua
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  Very cool. You're tempting me to get one... I was pretty put-off by Penny Arcade's opinion on the subjec... : geedeck
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    Afterburners should be a requirement if you have a GBA. sucko's install review was similar to my experi... : DapperDan
    • You know, before we installed the Afterburner, I did find a VERY good GBA light for our nephew that was ... : xianghua
• I am making Sucko go take a picture comparing the GBA w/Afterburner vs the one without. : xianghua

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• cool stuff. : PantherX
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  335 on Moon. Beat that. : PantherX
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    365 on moon...I nabbed the 100 pointer but then crashed on exit...doh : Thingol
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      Dude, I got them all... wtf? : PantherX
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        10 + (I never went for this one) 20 + 20 + 25 + 30 + 35 + 40 + 45 + 50 + 60 + (I crashed befo... : Thingol
        • Actually I missed like half the little ones. I got the 100. I didn't MISS them, I just never SAW them. : PantherX
      • proof: http://www.dawnandben.com/ben/lander.gif : Thingol
• That sucks compared to Doom 3 : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
• so i land, then take off, then land again? whee! : Dante
• Fun. Thanks. : lazarusb
• Hahaha, I flew out of the "game area." Heh. : lazarusb
• this game is so cool! Thanks man! : mofo
• 470 on earth but then I didn't know where to head next and crashed. : cannonfodder

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  Personally I couldn't stand that stuff. : hodapp1234
  • i can understand how it wouldn't be liked, but i dig it. : horizon
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  Vanilla Coke IS SO DAMN GOOD!!!! It is very difficult to find here in DE, however. Sucko and I have fini... : xianghua
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    i have to drink it on a clear palette for some reason, it's like a treat. : horizon
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      Yeah, that's the same for me. I think they're putting some kind of drug in it because I love the stuff. : Portax
      • Well then I really need to start stocking up. This stuff is ungodly delicious. : xianghua
• Eck............. : Visceral Monkey
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  I like coke, and I like coke with vanilla in it. vanilla coke is somewhere inbetween there. I wish it wa... : jednet
  • Then just have cream soda already. : xianghua

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• I DON'T WANT UNLEADED! : the archvile

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  holy crap, I've analyzed your handwriting AND YOU ARE A FUTURE SERIAL KILLER AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! : [andromeda]
  • Woo! Thanks :) : Hizzow
• that's just a little bit smaller than mine, and I get asked all the time to write bigger (from teachers ... : fluze
• anything more than 12 characters per inch. My handwriting can get pretty small sometimes. : the archvile
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  Wow, could that image load slower? Seriously, your writing is fine... I have to write that small on med... : xianghua
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    Your the first person in the known universe who has called my handwriting Ledgeble let alone neat.. : Hizzow
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      I believe I said "legible," but point taken :) Actually, it is very easy to read... you should see the ... : xianghua
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        Heh, doctors are supposed to have the worst handwriting out of all the professions. : Portax
        • True. Still, on the charts it needs to be somewhat legible... like what medications a patient is given a... : xianghua
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  heh, I used to write like that from like 4th grade to 8th grade. much more efficient. :) : tomservo
  • Writing in cursive has always given my hands cramped.. so i never had much practice at it. so it Reall... : Hizzow
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  you probably write really small to compensate for your enormous penis. : Supine
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    I never looked at it that way..... : Hizzow
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      How do you explain small handwriting when it's a female doing it??? : xianghua
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        MONSTER VAGINGA! : darweidu
        • VAGINGA? Isn't that the game with the little blocks of wood?? : xianghua
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          Wouldn't that be Cavernous? : Hizzow
          • I'm getting insulted here... : xianghua
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  As long as people can read it. My handwriting is so "stylized" that even I can't read it. :< : Vantage
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    that's just the ancient viking spirits talking through you from Valhalla. : [andromeda]
    • Man, That one came out from left field.. : Hizzow

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  Im wanting to do it with this page its kinda funny... http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.... : Str8Dog
  • I remember seeing that before, where did you rip it off from? : jerkinisnice
  • hahahah yeah I remember that page. Totally ridiculously funny! : mofo
• @ symbol. : the archvile
• http://www.ebay.com@str8dog.com/ : fluze

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• 3 O'CLOCK : OverBurN

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• UHM... look down ... how did u miss it when u typed up and made that post!? : OverBurN
• Forget that, found it. Filters must've been changed... : Slaykill

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• Neutral Milk Hotek - In An Aeroplane Over The Sea : The_Janitor
• TheNotwist. : Cosmicfool
• Pin Drop - Corporate Entertainment sample: http://www.homebass.ca/audio/samples/4E07C65F-13AB-4227-9D... : the archvile

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• I like the celebrity voice cameos; Brent Spiner as Conan O'Brien, Dave Foley as the Baldwins, and Eric I... : the archvile
• Wow, IMDB liked it even more than you! They thought it was a 7.6 star flick! That's almost twice as go... : Vantage
• That movie's fucking hilarious. Kyle: Let me have some more candy Cartman. Cartman: Let's see, hmm, I ... : urbanonymity

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• WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO! : Phil
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  someone needs to do these calls with Adolf Hitler. Now that would be worth listening to! : klerck
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    Shut up : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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      :( : klerck
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        Hitler loves you! : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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          This I know! For Mein Kampf does tell me so! : klerck
          • http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/plates/rx2kONE%20v2_Hitler.jpg : ---D1cKy-Mo3---

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• Are you afread ? : Hamfucker
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  Level 5 is not only a super sweet level, but a sick, sick track. Adam F never lets anyone down. : The_Janitor
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    i gotta work on unlocking it. should get that done this evening. : cpt_gloval
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      you only need 100% inspection level on every 4 levels. You just need to shoot the keys as soon as they ... : Hamfucker
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        yeah. that's the plan. i wish i didn't live in an apartment - i really wanna crank the bass. : cpt_gloval
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          Do it anyway. The last level is great. Hardcore jungle. : The_Janitor
          • yup. the whole game kicks ass. for your next step, try beyond mode - you can do all 5 levels in one si... : Teiresias
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  what game is this!!?!? : awoihjaweohr
  • a PS2 game that looks a bit like Tron. Has anyone seen Tron? : the archvile

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• homeydew? what is that? a black man's jizz? : snackula

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  I'm just a beginner, so this question is pretty easy. However, I'm having trouble with it. This isn't fo : darweidu
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    I just finished taking this class at school. Crazy how much you can forget in a few weeks' time :( : urbanonymity
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      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : darweidu
      • You broke the shack. Good Job. : awoihjaweohr
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        well, stick it right in my goatse! When I wrote it in the text box, it fit the page perfectly =( I di... : darweidu
        • who cares? It's not on the main page, don't sweat it. : geedeck
  • I know you're doing this of your own free will, but it makes me realize how happy I am never to be takin... : awoihjaweohr

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  :D I'm pretty proud of it : darweidu
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    I'm highjacking this thread! Stop talking about drinking and start showering me with praise! Also, an... : darweidu
    • WELL SHOWER YOU WITH BEER! 42! : firehawk
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  my god man, only three beers and you called yourself drunk? Who's the woman in this story =p : Thingol
  • i can drink a single pint on an empty stomach and be pretty comfortably buzzed. : cpt_gloval
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    you, because you based the manliness of someone on how much alcohol they drink before theyre drunk that... : ArmagideoN
    • I never claimed it was logic or faulty logic...and you sound like you can't hold your own either =p : Thingol
  • 32 oz beers. Your average beer is 12 oz. 3x32 = 96 = EIGHT 12 oz beers. : Solar Jetman

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• good stuff, thanks : geedeck
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  While jumping is supported in Metroid Prime, it seems like more of an afterthought than anything else. ... : Lawgiver
  • I read on IGN (and it looks from the movies) that you can double jump, so they must have put some thoug... : Homard

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• Which one's the faeg? : Phil
• life is so much more fun on the internet if you are willing to occasionally pretend to be gay. : Homard
• he 0wned yo momma! : mista mista
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  goatsecx him : tomservo
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    He doesn't deserve goatsecx. I blocked him already anyways. : rossimo
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      UN BLOCK HIM you can drag hello.jpg right in the chat window he doesnt even have to go to the site : tomservo
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        I'm worried that it's someone who knows me in real life, in which case they would wonder why the hell I ... : rossimo
        • but that makes it more funny :( : tomservo
• I'm really just wondering who this is. I don't let people search for me in directory, so it's probably ... : rossimo

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  steve will buy them out : OverBurN
  • and hopefully convert them to a Shack-branded sneaker sweatshop. : Poor Yurik
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    now why would we want that site :( : Maarten Goldstein
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      to poop on? had to :-p : TheTick
      • i wouldnt mind pooping on VE but I woudlnt pay for it : Maarten Goldstein
    • where else are you gonna copy+paste from?? joking : ArmagideoN
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  Maybe someone filed a patent on cut and paste? : Fred Garvin
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    guess who that was!! : Maarten Goldstein
    • It was YUO! You filed that patent to prevent /. from suing you! : [Zoesch^2]
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  wHO? : princessjeni
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    Voodoo Extreme : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
    • oOOOOh. k. : princessjeni
• who cares? aren't they competition for you anyway? : archon
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  my god I hope not. That website is called home by some of the most immature fanboys ever seen on the ne... : Bob Jones
  • Nah, they'll move onto GamingGroove.com, which I hear is supposed to be up soon! : Portax
  • stop giving ideas! They should go to Blues! : mofo
  • yes but can ban them! : Anti_dentite
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    Err, the irony dude... THE IRONY! : [Zoesch^2]
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      And of course he fails to see it ;) : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
      • But of course my friend! : [Zoesch^2]
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  Where can I get more details on this? : lord of tError
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    there seriously needs to be a fatbabiesesque site that chronicles the online gaming news site scene rumo... : klerck
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      You mean... like Gamergrl or whatever crap her name was? : [Zoesch^2]
      • bitchX? : Dante
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        haha, bitchx from gaminginsider.com! : klerck
        • That's the one... I've forgotten her name for a reason : [Zoesch^2]

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• DOH! : Anti_dentite

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• bump : OverBurN
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  +1 Informative Please : norulez
  • yes i thought it was informative as well :) : OverBurN
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  how is it that i can get trillian to accept the space in my AIM name? i use Monkey Lock and it tries to... : paynter
  • it _should_ work anyway : Morgin
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  Thank you. : lazarusb
  • YOU ARE WELCOME GOOD SIR : OverBurN

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• My cell does. I don't even own a landline anymore. : geedeck
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  don't most new phones have call logs of outgoing and incoming calls? They usually tell you the date and ... : mofo
  • it's just a household phone, not an office-type phone. only caller id. : Dante

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  NO! Shackmessage me with them!! : princessjeni
  • Ah, a competition. I propose you both give arguments as to why we should share *anything* with either o... : lazarusb
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  I can't masturbate my penis is too small. : frosty
  • pssst the reply button doesn't send shackmessages... btw porn should help with your problem : esad
  • I have a micropenis, too, but that's no secret : klerck
• I have no secrets... : Hizzow
• I have problems telling people secrets about myself : Portax
• If I tell anyone, then it's no longer a secret : haokah
• honestly atari, you seem like one of the coolest people ever. But I don't tell secrets to people I've... : psychobean
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  SMing sucks, heres my secret: I LOVE YOU : ArmagideoN
  • Here's mine: I FEEL COMPLETELY EMOTIONALLY INDEFERENT TOWARDS YOU OR YOUR ONLINE PERSONA! : [Zoesch^2]
• why would I want to tell you about my fantasies with crossdressing and sticking pencils inside my urethr... : mofo
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  you're pretty nice and all, but.... ah.... no.... : tomservo
  • you can tell them to me, servy-wervy! : cpt_gloval
• your secrets? lol you're a weird one : urbansling