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• did anyone read this? It's a good article. : jasonepowell

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• SYNDROME : gegtik

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  try try again...aim for slightly above or slightly below...i thought it was impossible then got it in th... : TheTick
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    i aimed way above and it hit the wall way below the window! : schroom
    • then you missed...try harder :-p : TheTick
• you just need to keep trying to find the right spot/angle : mr brown
• You can throw it through the window. You just need to line up better. : Degenerate
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  that mission sucks mad cock. just keep trying. also, to avoid frustration: park a bus in front of the g... : vestax
  • I just parked a firetruck in that alley they always try and get out. : Degenerate

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• Gamespot? I dont think so. : Degenerate

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• i am...people slap their knees and go "man that forest is some character eh?" : TheTick
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  Oh my god a character post. But honestly: whats wrong with character postings? Do they man the ASCII-Ar... : Flinz
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    nah...its just the majority arent funny...in fact so few are funny as to make the ones that ARE funny ge... : TheTick
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      so instead of seeing: #2433, HAHA : Nelson Muntz(#2450) we can see: #2433, <Nelson> HAHA </Nels : jasonepowell
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        exactly! : Degenerate
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          well gosh that makes all the difference in the world!!!! : jasonepowell
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            well it makes it easier on the mods i would suppose...if someone is just being a general moron it would ... : TheTick
            • also that way they suffer PRL wise...i imagine it might cut down on stupid posts because they wouldnt wa... : TheTick
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              do we really need to make it so easy for the mods to ban members of their own community? : jasonepowell
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                BOW DOWN INFIDEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! : wumpscut
                • blasphemy : infidel
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                hmm but arent they the trouble-makers of the community? : TheTick
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                  You are! : wumpscut
                  • =( *sniffle* : TheTick
                • would it kill the moderators to shack message people who are giving them the shits and tell them not to ... : infidel
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  you should change your name to 'BeOS MAN' ;) : jedi_27
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    that would not be a character! That's really me!! : jasonepowell
    • It's BeOS man here to save the day!!!!!!!!!! : jedi_27
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1568638 : Do_Or_Die

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  theres a what? : wumpscut
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3746678 : Degenerate
• L1 i think : mr brown
• <jarjar> MEESA NO LIKE DA KEYSA! </jarjar> : xocsida
• Anyone got a mirror of said video? The original seems to have gone (or I can't access Daemonite's webspa... : nudel
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  what's the target key and what does it do? : schroom
  • with weapons that can target people it will target someone near you....with other weapons it goes into f... : TheTick

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  I do believe that should be cause for Revolution... particularily in Australia! : KinetiK
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    no doubt...just about every person ive ever known from australia (in real life) were huge party animals ... : TheTick
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      fukkit, im moving to canada (NOT) Solution: buy all the alcohol before the bottle shops close : infidel
      • That requires forethought, not something usually associated with drinking heavily. : KinetiK
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      And sure, it is, and in fact for the reading impaired (As in only read the headline and not the article)... : [Zoesch^2]
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        correct, but its still very annoying since the government has been slowly-gradually toughening the laws ... : infidel
        • Well, welcome to the fact that when people abuse the laws the laws get tougher. : [Zoesch^2]
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  Have you ever seen a rowdy stoner? LEGALIZE IT!! : setaanbomb
  • I dont think so. somehow I dont think that the christian lobbies are just going to bow down to legalise : infidel
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    They are all peace loving hippies until someone steals their weed. : drucifer
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      and then they are psycotic ninja's : infidel
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        Rugby Ninja whores on weed are scary. : setaanbomb
        • especially when they think they can speak German : infidel

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  Boulder, CO? I live there, Boulder rules! : Auto|MaG
  • yeah..CU (Coors) events center. : Sniper21
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  give my regards to Mork! : KinetiK
  • i want mindy : nurall

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  Neither was willing to be the woman in that marriage. : setaanbomb
  • NATO is putins bitch : infidel
• Get along??? LOL! I wouldn't exactly call it that, but, yeah, sorta. : i am the baker

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  and somewhere in the distance, baby jesus is crying.. : mad-d00d
  • Because of the shacktag? : Sebastian Sylvan
• run away!!! before they get you! : incoherent

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  You know you love Michael Bolton. : Degenerate
  • he's a no talent ass-clown. : blueblo0d

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  1.544 Mbps : Degenerate
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    I thought that was for a T1. : the archvile
    • It is I cant read. Right after I posted I noticed he said T3. :( : Degenerate
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    damnit I thought you said T1. A T3 is 44.736 Mbps and a T4 is 274.176 Mbps. : Degenerate
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      a)45 Mbps for consistency with framing (Yes actual transfer rate is 44.7 Mbps, sue me!) b)There is no s... : [Zoesch^2]
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        How do you work it out again? :( I've forgotten. I recall reading somewhere, it's just an ISDN x 16 t... : abrasion
        • T3: DS0=56 Kbps T1=27xDS0 (Only 24 are addressable) T3=30xT1 Frames E3: TS0=64 Kbps E1=32xTS0... : [Zoesch^2]
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        Well there may not be one in exsistance but its listed here with the T1, T2 and T3. : Degenerate
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          Cant seem to find it listed anywhere else. Heres a good chart though. http://searchnetworking.techtarget... : Degenerate
          • Officially both the T-Carrier and E-Carrier standard are comprised of 6 framing bundles starting with a ... : [Zoesch^2]
  • huh??? : Sludgehead
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    you are not in IS are you ? ;) : jedi_27
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      yeah, that doesnt mean I need to know how to read does it? : Degenerate
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        you're right, reading is not required ;) neither is coding, you should see some of the crap i have made... : jedi_27
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          Yeah you sent me that porn finder you coded that kept pulling up pictures of donkleys. : Degenerate
          • damn! It should have been looking for little pigs, gosh fucking damn'it!!! : jedi_27
• 45mbits, it's 64x T1 if I recall or 16x a T1 A t1 = 16x64kbit 8kb 128kb for t1 (damn I'm sure this i... : abrasion
• Thank Joo!! : marblehead

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  The first game was an over-the-top action game, no that was Doom2. There isn't that many monsters in 'Kn... : fen boi
  • I know, I know - rare someone agrees with me, but you're right. Doom 2 was a GOOD multi game and an o... : abrasion
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    You know what'd be fucking nice? Wait nevermind, it'd suck ... was gonna say they use the Doom books, bu... : wumpscut
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      Whoa! Just imagine what the DooM III engine could do with boobies! Now imagine it on WEED! Seriousl... : Sludgehead
      • 4:20 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! : wumpscut
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      FUCK OFF AND DIE : fen boi
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        What :( : wumpscut
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          Your not taking the piss? : fen boi
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            Forgot an E in there big buddy! : wumpscut
            • sori, i carnt spel faw shit :) : fen boi
• Uhhhhh, yeah. : geedeck
• I seem to recall you were trying to avoid spoilers, but I guess here's one: ***SPOILER*** id Softwar... : Sludgehead

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  *crickets chirping* : Tissen
  • That bad eh? eek! : xocsida
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    yea its been pretty dead last few nights, could just be memorial weekend. : Q-ball
    • Let's hope it is. Judging by the last times Steve changed the posting policy (PRL tex) things slow do... : Tissen
    • i don't know, but the abscence of my favorite foes is becoming discouraging : disco
• so dead! :( : moshman
• There was a period where I thought there was no PRL but lo' and behold, BAM! : wumpscut
• Just peachy! : Degenerate
• Lonely =/ : Sebastian Sylvan
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  i really don't see what the big deal is, they don't seem that bad : jedi_27
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    Youre just saying that because youre a kiss ass! ;) : Degenerate
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      thats right! you found me out!!! for a cubs fan you are pretty smart ;) : jedi_27
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        The Cubs won five in a row before they lost two in a row so you better watch your mouth! : Degenerate
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          don't worry they will blow, this is the cubs we are talking about after all ;) : jedi_27
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            uummm, yeah well at least we know where we stand and dont have false hopes every year only to have them ... : Degenerate
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              thats how the fans of STL feel. we know our team is good enough to make the playoffs, but once there, u... : jedi_27
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                I still feel bad for Rick Ankiel a couple years ago. :( : Degenerate
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                  as do I. Hopefully he'll work out his issues and pitch again. I think he needs to be traded - STL... : jasonepowell
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                    wow, we went from KISSASS to trading a STL PITCHER : jedi_27
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                      they need to trade him. Put him in PIT where he can do some good! : jasonepowell
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                        If they do Pittsburgh better double the netting behind homeplate. : Degenerate
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                          hahahahaha. Don't wanna hurt another disabled person :-( : jasonepowell
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                            yeah send him to PIT, a team that can't produce any more runs to win ball games ;) : jedi_27
                            • it's ok, he'd be the staff ace! It's a confidence booster!! Hehehe. A good Ankiel, with Fogg, Wells... : jasonepowell

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  cool! I would have crashed the party but my chick was recovering from surgery! You were in my neck o... : jasonepowell
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    Yep..The rehearsal dinner was at PJ Skidoos, and the reception at The Atrium. Those places ring a b... : xocsida
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      nope, but that's not surprising. Chantilly or Tyson's, wasn't it? : jasonepowell
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        Tyson's area I think. I'm not that familiar with the layout up there. It was off Lee Davis Highway... : xocsida
        • yeah, that's Tyson's. : jasonepowell
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  sweet ass sweet =) how long is he gone? : TheTick
  • yeah she's got a sweet ass alright : disco
  • He's coming back Friday I believe. Gotta go help him move next weekend. :) : xocsida
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  heh, I got a drinking flask for being an usher in my sister's wedding. And I'm underage! : the archvile
  • Haha...cool. My bro (Skynet) said he thought about a flask or a money clip or something, but he fig... : xocsida
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  how dazed was he on the day? Congrats to him. GJ on being one of his best men. manse.cx? : Raziel
  • He was actually pretty with it surprisingly. His best man took him out for a few shots before the c... : xocsida

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  boats? : Q-ball
  • no .. : wumpscut
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  ~~~\ =^.^= /~~~~~~~~ ? : gegtik
  • I'm in awe. : awoihjaweohr
  • *Jaw drops* : Warlock
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    MEOW BOT!!!! ^_^ (o_+) (")<3(") Or retard bot, you choose! : wumpscut
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      [o_o] : awoihjaweohr
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        You will be catssimilated ... : wumpscut
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          Resistance is Purrrrr... : awoihjaweohr
          • Cat Simulators > Dog Simulators : wumpscut
• FOR GREAT CAT JUSTICE! haha godo ngiht evyert : wumpscut
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  I miss nanocat. :( : geedeck
  • yes :( : mad-d00d

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• me i feel for you man...i worked all weekend and havent slept a damn wink...nowhere near done either : TheTick

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  w00t! Informative! : wumpscut
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    w00t! no link! not informative! : jerkinisnice
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      http://www.gamespy.com/e32002/pc/id3/ Informative! : wumpscut
      • shiiit, so all games in the future are going to take three to four years in production? : the archvile
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  Will there actually be any mods for a "game" like Doom III? stolen from the interview GameSpy: : KinetiK
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    See that thing in front of you? Believe it or not but it can do almost anything you ask it to. As games ... : wumpscut
    • The computer, not any kind of sarcastic thing in front of you. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! : wumpscut
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      You choose the optimistic way, I congratulate you for that. I just see this never ending spiral of ... : KinetiK
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        I am kind of concerned about it to be honest with you, but I've been playing mods since Doom II and when... : wumpscut
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          TF was cunningly constructed and with CTF really paved the way for the flood of team based mods and ... : KinetiK
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            No Lithium fans? Granted it was no TF but I enjoyed it quite a bit. In fact those were really the only ... : Sludgehead
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              Lithium was excellent too. As was that interesting compendium of mods called "Killer Quake Patch", ... : KinetiK
              • An artificial fanboy! I am the real deal! Haven't missed a game since Wolfenstein3D and I still play Q3... : Sludgehead
          • Considering TF started the plethora of crappy team-based mods we see today I don't know how anything can... : wumpscut
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    You don't have to do textures like that. It helps if you're doing mechanical textures and stuff like tha... : Sebastian Sylvan
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      Wow, you know what you're doing! : wumpscut
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        If this is some sarcastic shit please just stop. : Sebastian Sylvan
        • take a look at the whole conversation, there hasn't been a sarcastic word yet... why start now? : KinetiK
      • Or at least I think he knows he knows what he's doing... hell, i don't know anything about mod creat... : KinetiK
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        I was complimenting you, I didn't think many people knew much about bump-mapping and stuff ... you seen ... : wumpscut
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          You never know. It's happened more than once when I try to bring the little knowledge I have into a conv... : Sebastian Sylvan
          • Heh, it looks like I was quoting the all your base thing, and the exclamation marks didn't help. Once ag... : wumpscut
  • textures and music aside, just making maps which are comparable in detail will take a hell of a lot more... : fen boi
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  "Tim Willits: Exactly. It's like the original never happened. The player is on the Mars base, and they a : patdoody
  • OMG you mean soemthing happens to start the "war"? (Osama plan crashes) and there are people on your sid... : TheTick
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    You know that pistol in Half Life? Mmm hmm, see where we're going with this? How about that shotgun? How... : wumpscut
    • Doom 3 will be to Half-Life what Half-Life was to Quake 2. A step beyond to the next level and (maybe... : Raziel

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  yah! It was just slow. Still there.:) : Degenerate
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    Hurray for internet! : wumpscut
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      Thank God for Al Gore! : Degenerate
      • must kill al gore... : Q-ball
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    link? whats it about? : Flinz
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      http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3746678 : Degenerate
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        Slow? have 90 kb.. : Flinz
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          It was really slow to give me the download option. It took like 30-40 seconds. Once it started downloadi... : Degenerate
          • Just had a look. :) nice! : Flinz
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  You know I've never really looked into this game other than a few screenshots. I played the first one a... : Sludgehead
  • SOF2 is great but if you're looking for something other than an FPS get GTA3. It does have FPS elem... : KinetiK
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    Get GTA3. It is so much fun because you can do anything you want. Want to do missions for the mob? ok. T : Degenerate
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      The only 'downside' is it seems you have to do a fair portion of the missions in order to unlock the oth... : verbatim
      • Thats true. But once you open the next island it all starts over again. :) : Degenerate
      • verbatim speaks the truth. To be honest, read the Shack reviews on the game, they're quite fair, ev... : KinetiK
      • yeah it is a bit linear and that can get annoying but it also has a very loose plot...which means they c... : TheTick
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  cry me a river some place else : jedi_27
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    You are so dead! : Degenerate
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      Thank GOD that death threats aren't covered by the new guidelines :-) : awoihjaweohr
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        well that depends, i think pansy ass threats like Dg3's should be allowed since no-one on here could no ... : jedi_27
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          Dont make me kill you wice infidel : Degenerate
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            what the hell are you talking about?!?! : infidel
            • dude let him be, he has had a hard morning : jedi_27
            • Nobody is really sure. : Degenerate

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• Got mine at babbages, price makred at $44 + tax : BigDough
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  Its $49.98 here http://www.compusa.com/products/product_info.asp?product%5Fcode=290603&csearch= :) : Degenerate
  • hot dang : Silent1
• $0.35 : w00d
• ftp://65................ : wumpscut
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  Its 45 € (= approx 40$) here. : Flinz
  • where is here? : Silent1
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  It's $49 bux at EB, and there's a $10 rebate. : V0lk
  • the rebate only valid if you buy it from an eb store, not the web site? : Silent1

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  no. which voices? : scharfschuetze
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    "Assistant Director Wilson". He also did voice for a bunch of other games including Batman, Icewind Dale... : scion
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      He was also in Wing COmmander IV i believe. : evil-cow
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        http://us.imdb.com/Name?Hamill,+Mark Appears he has been in quite a few games. : Tissen
        • Starsiege is a great game. : awoihjaweohr
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  interesting. i wonder why he didn't voice luke in jk2. they got billy dee to do lando... : w00d
  • maybe not enough money : scion
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    I think he wants to distance himself from Star Wars. : the archvile
    • Yeah, Star Wars is for cock knockers. : w00d
    • Actually, he's one of the few from the movies who isn't like that. : Midshift
• That guy was also the bad guy in Swedish action movie "Hamilton". Sad, so sad. : Sebastian Sylvan
• I just want to use this opportunity to express my opinion that Mark Hamill should have played the Green ... : Mantle

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  Your spell fizzles. : wumpscut
  • An Ort. lol. been a long time. : Flinz
• may the schwartz be with you : nurall
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  a wish will take 10 years off your life...id just go with a good luck charm or something...save the wish : TheTick
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    that was one mean ass critter : nurall
    • what was it -30 then wish or -30 cut its head off with a vorpal sword (18-20 roll depending on sword) th... : TheTick
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  luck! don't forget to brush your teeth. : KinetiK
  • Hehe, done and done. I have to brush after every meal anyways, my teeth just feel nasty. : awoihjaweohr
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    tooth : wumpscut
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      toof? : KinetiK
      • penif? : Tissen
• make sure your fly is up : jedi_27
• TEH LUCK! : melancoholicz

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• *smacko* PC Gamers. Thy non-believers have seen the light!!! http://www.shacknews.com/reviews/review.... : laidback
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  they are now rockstar north! : mista mista
  • peter north!? 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : cygnus
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  GTA3 > SoF2 : Lone Swordsman
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    http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3749282 : Cygnus X-1
    • you paid him to say that! with bj's! : mista mista
    • Lone Swordsman = Correct, SOF2 = teh goatse (in comparison) : abrasion
  • Different strokes for different folks! GTA3 and SOF2 shouldn't be compared, they should both be pur... : KinetiK
• can you give me an FTP login? I might try to send Flanker today. : the archvile

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• good night : wumpscut
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  Good morning fellow daywalker : Degenerate
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    whateve happened to the shack titles : nurall
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      I dont think that was an official Shack thing. Just something everybody wanted. : Degenerate
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        yea i know it wasn't official....but it just went away as quickly as it came up : nurall
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          It died the sad death of most ShackFads. Much like the Habbo Hotel. :) : Degenerate
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            habbo hotel died because i was banned from there several times (for accusing an admin of being a fat naz... : TheTick
            • She couldnt help that she was a fatty. She should accept this and move on. : Degenerate
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            and the shack-house : nurall
            • some insist that the idea is not dead yet. : Degenerate

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• cha as if : wumpscut
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  I dont no what your talking about. : [andromeda]
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    +1 klever! : Sludgehead
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      my +1 klever point is nullified by -1 predictible! : [andromeda]
      • I must be sleepy because it took me like 10 minutes to even notice it. 7am seems like a decent time to ... : Sludgehead
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  I got a shackmessage yesterday from Duke Nuked because I corrected my own grammar. :( : Degenerate
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    are you kidding me? : jasonepowell
    • Nope. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I said "youre" in a post and saw that it was wrong as soon... : Degenerate
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    I sincerely hope that's a joke. : Raziel
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      The nuke or the nuker? ;) : KinetiK
      • The NUUEWKA of course! : moshman

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• Talk about being not very photogenic! MY FACE MELTS! : wumpscut
• i'd bang her : scion
• When Photoshop filters go wrong... : drucifer
• FOXnews... that's probably the only "News" network I watch when I need comedy relief >:( : [Zoesch^2]
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  You'll note the unflattering use of the Photoshop 'fresco' filter on the picture of the parents that... : KinetiK
  • They are very homely people...and the public doesn't like homely people (sad, but true). The prepress gu... : drucifer

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  Look for it on Kazaa. : Tissen
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    Name of Video? Girls in Shower? It's a bit harder than that buddy1 : wumpscut
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      In the story they say it´s called "Casting". And it´s from Indonesia. : Tissen
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        I haven't looked but it isn't on KaZaA! : wumpscut
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          Let the search for "The Casting" begin!! : Tissen
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            No go ... >:( I think this calls for drastic sleeping measures. : wumpscut
            • Heh. I'll give it a shot when I come home from work. : Tissen

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  buy another one, they're fairly cheap.. : jerkinisnice
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    whoops, I didn't see the 'laptop' portion of the post.. anyway, surely you could use a USB keyboard with... : jerkinisnice
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      I think I can get a ps/2 slitter so I can connect the mouse and another keyboard in the ps/2 port at the... : Tissen
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        http://www.laptopsforless.com/links/keyboards.htm : drucifer
        • Cool! Thanks for the link. : Tissen
• WTF?! Now it works perfectly again.. (not that I'm complaining) : Tissen

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• Whoa that was cool! : wumpscut
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  OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD!!!! What an idea! perfectly done too! : moshman
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    I imagine someone could hurt their neck trying such a stunt :) : wumpscut
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      That stunt is not the only way to hurt your head/neck while boarding. Believe me, I have landed on my he... : moshman
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        I got 1 concussion boarding (last time I went), 2 skiing and one "getting swung into a refridgerator" ..... : wumpscut
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          Just see it as a Darwin award.. If they are stuid enough to try it without being super good at boarding ... : Tissen
          • amen! So many people who just JUST NOT BE ON A BOARD OR SKI'S try again and again and of course eventual... : moshman