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• testes testes, you have three : meh

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• cya : busdriver3030
• worst troll ever : firehawk
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  remember, you started the COCKBOAT too. : creeping-death
  • when and where? : TwiLyght
  • truly a shack icon : scharfschuetze
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  But if you quit the terrorists will win! The intranet needs YOU klerck! : Jedi SeXpansion
  • they will crash their cockboats into another building! : creeping-death
• I mourn the loss of my favorite poster. Truly an American icon. : Vis Inack
• so no more missing 1000 posts for you, then? : slax0r
• you cant quit without a thanks.txt : Maarten Goldstein
• well, it'd be hard for you to top the LOTR troll anyway. and besides, I hear the FBI is looking for you : V0lk
• Bye klerck :~( : maalox
• <3 klerck : wumpscut
• hahahahhaha, klerck == troll master. : jidar
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  Truely, he was a king among trolls... : Maddog_Delphi97
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    http://members.home.nl/fantasydolls/trlkingc.jpg : kn32
    • HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA, I love that!!1 We will miss you, Klerck!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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  But klerck is an awesome nick. Can I have it if you don't need it? I havent been able to spell 'clerk... : {Venger}
  • hahaha, yeah, I keep spelling it clerck too :( : hawkeye
• Nice troll. : thief
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  Guys, I don't think it's a troll. : maalox
  • oh well. he's not leaving. : silversurfer
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    you've been trolled : jidar
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      No, he's serious this time. : maalox
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        I hear he's killing himself for real/ : Vis Inack
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          That's what he told me :( : maalox
          • Thankfully, he's left me his address and phone number so I can call the police. If not, I'm an accessory... : Vis Inack
• klerk is gay? : Luminair
• don't die from AIDS :o( : teh snail
• yeah, weak attempt! ;) : moshman
• *waves goodbye& : --Viscid--
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  deja vu! : phobium
  • LOL I WONDER WHY DOH : phobium

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• :( : skynet
• what the hell possesed someone to make this? : infidel

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• bullet inna stomach ? : sikander

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• nah, just going from one master to another : hawkeye

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• OMFG FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP TILL IT BLEEDS : skynet
• MARK THIS BITCH INFORMATIVE! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP* : MuaaSan
• KAAAAAHN!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• This and the sixth will be the two I get from the original six. Sweet stuff. : Do_Or_Die
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  The ONLY good thing to come out of the Star Trek franchise. Well, ok, the 4th one was decent too. : johnny rotten
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    Aren't you forgetting The Undiscovered Country ? CRY HAVOC.. AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!! : Toraz Chryx
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      quit lurking in dead threads :) : drucifer
      • <checks ST6 script> Sorry, that line wasn't in the movie. : Toraz Chryx

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• Squirrelboat? : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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  buy a new one,the dual processor job looks good. : brutal
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    yawn. sometimes i wonder if people actually read the threads. : cwlc98
    • yes,I did and I looked at the mac clones and I still say buy a new one. : brutal
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  OMG YOU FAGGOT MAC USER : RiNgMaStEr
  • haha : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
  • OMG YOU MAGGOT FAQ USER : Solar Jetman
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  What is your goal? I don't think buying a clone is a good thing. Try www.macnn.com forums otherwise. ... : {Venger}
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    I want to run Photoshop 3.06, Pagemill, Appleworks, and Nutscrape. Nothing more, nothing less. : cwlc98
    • Would they work on a G3 machine? If you shackmsg me tomorrow I could seriously try and hook you up wi... : {Venger}
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    I think your right on the money with the clone statement. : brutal
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      "You're", eediot! : Ren Hoek
      • hey,I have to work hard at it too. : brutal
  • hahahhaa : jidar
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  You can pic up a 7300 for $119 http://209.1.58.86/store/detail.las?-token.prod=MR001838&-token.1=200205... : drucifer
  • <--- what he said : {Venger}
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  Get the 9500. If anything goes wrong you'll at least be able to get parts for it. : johnny rotten
  • What he said, in addition to can h4x0r the hell out of them, G4 upgrade cards and the like. I don't t... : Toraz Chryx

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• homophobe, ban : Gauss
• heterosexual, ban : maalox
• INCOMING COCKBOATS!!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• http://www.castlebar.com/cock-r.jpg : ostrichboy

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  What do they look like? Shackers demand pics!! : Maddog_Delphi97
  • they look delicious! : matrix

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  Spooky : drucifer
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    One Halloween, my friends and I were followed home by this cute grey kitten. Walked right in the door w... : Lone Swordsman
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      I had a black kitten named Spooky, we called him Spooks...the vet yelled at me for being racist... I did... : drucifer
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        I would have told the vet to mind their own fucking business. : skynet
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          she was the best vet in the state...and Spooky had a little accident (an oak door fell on his head and c... : drucifer
          • Still. I would have been insulted if a vet said that to me. : skynet
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            AN OAK DOOR? HOLY SHIT : c0bra
            • he broke his skull...but he is still alive and well (and fat). cost $700 to save him :( : drucifer
• Fatty McCatty, Fort Knox, Cumshot : wumpscut
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  Amber? : Lone Swordsman
  • whoa oh, amber is the color of your energy : silly
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  Vivec : skynet
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    I have a friend named Vivek (and his middle name is something with a V (Vossi i think) and his last name... : MrShmoo
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      Ironically, I'm listening to "vvv - No Home Kings." The vvv stands for Vainio Vaisanen Vega, though. : Lone Swordsman
      • Er, coincidentally. : Lone Swordsman
• ....boat! : melancoholicz
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  Name one "Chinese" the other "Food" : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
  • Rofl : futtbucker
• both female, FYI : MoNsTeR
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  Gorbatschov : booyaka
  • and the other one Brezhnev : booyaka
• kitty : para:dig`m
• Boo Boo Kitty Fuck Fuck : futtbucker
• boobies and fapper : Magitek
• Lenins Tomb. : bugsY
• gf demands pics : Gauss

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• mofo : drucifer
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  You could always just import Japanese stuff and sell it. : PantherX
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    Sell it? That's like deleting jpop :( : {Venger}
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      Think of it this way, some Japanese guy is still getting rich off you, just like before, but you get a w... : PantherX
      • But we're the only two people importing this stuff in Sweden. : {Venger}
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  ABBA ? : sikander
  • I know where Bjorn Ulvaeus lives, I could always snap a photo of him and sell full body cardboard Bjorns... : {Venger}
• export swedish penii shipping would be cheap! : sexninja!!!!
• heh. im portuguese. tell him he's a "caralho" : silversurfer
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  Wooden shoes? Army Knives? : Nullzero
  • We dont have any cool army knives. Everyone buys big Rambo ones instead of our ittle sissy knives. Wo... : {Venger}
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    You're thinking of Switzerland, not Sweden. : Lone Swordsman
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      The wooden shoes are us though. : {Venger}
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        I thought that was Holland. : Lone Swordsman
        • Well most americans confuse Sweden with countries like Germany most of the time anyways. I swear every t... : {Venger}
• sell your chefs : silly
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  Read this you Swede: ----------------------------------------------------- VICTIMS OF FALSE CONSCI... : c0bra
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    Posted 5/6/2002 08:11:49 AM by Glenn Reynolds MORE BAD NEWS FOR SWEDEN: They're poorer than the United... : c0bra
    • Sounds odd but parts of it are probably true. Id like links to both those articles, if its from credible... : {Venger}
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  ABSOLUT... and you can start the goodwill by sending over 3 18 y.o. blonde hotties to this American. : futtbucker
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    We could sell Vodka. Good idea. : {Venger}
    • can you even sell liquor on ebay? : Solar Jetman
    • Actually you should stick with what makes you famous and unique. Hot blondes, lax age of consent laws an... : futtbucker
• Actually Red Bull was invented in Thailand, so that uncarbonated variant is the original. I happen to ha... : Tissen

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  Paul Oakenfold - Southern Sun (OMFG I love this song.. but i cant find the lyrics! :/) : melancoholicz
  • oooh very soothing : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • LTJ Bukem - Music : Theos
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  Black Hawk Down : ninjatimmy
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    That soundtrack rules, especially Track 2 : stump
    • Actually.. the movie itself. : ninjatimmy
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  Blutengel - Suicide : draed
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    "Butt Angel"? WTF name is "Butt Angel"? : RatBastard
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      =( it really is good music.... if u like industrial/goth. reminds me of wumpscut : draed
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        Fyi the new album isn't as good as their older stuff if you haven't heard yet. New one is more EBM, othe... : wumpscut
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          yea i just found them the other day, I'm really liking them so far. : draed
          • Terminal Choice, Seelenkrank and Tumor are other side projects. The last two pretty much suck but Termin... : wumpscut
    • Blutengel = Blood Angel ... : wumpscut
  • SOMEONE WITH GOOD MUSICAL TASTE : wumpscut
• Dismemberment Plan}g - Sentimental Man : Jedi SeXpansion
• Slick Idiot - Merci Beaucoup : Sideways Bob
• VNV Nation - So What (Architect Remix) Trance + EBM = ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... : wumpscut

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• I love the video. Eminem is the most famous troll. Sorry klerck. : PantherX
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  Eminem is a piece of shit.....thank you, drive through. : V0lk
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    your : PantherX
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      Yes, what is it? : Your
      • i saw your brother earlier today. : RiNgMaStEr
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    He puts out entertaining music. I couldn't care less about anything else past that. : kn32
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      Entertaining to 12 year old boys perhaps...which makes sense, because I hear Eminem *really* likes 12 ye... : V0lk
      • you = troll : kn32
      • How do you know what entertains 12 year old boys perv? : phlavor

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  That site should also be know as: im-a-stupid-fuck-because-I-was-driving-to-fast-and-wrecked-my-$200,... : skynet
  • *too : skynet
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  Look at the Hummer gallery : snuff
  • haha sweet : skynet
  • don't think the hummer is damaged at all. : Caboose
• God.. look all those Diablos crashed.. ... snif! : melancoholicz
• http://www.wreckedexotics.com/cars/porsche_boxster/20993767mGPEYocECC_ph.jpg Noooooo... tire doesn't be... : maalox
• What is the most expensive car there? McLaren F1 right? : wumpscut

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  On the cutting edge of new movies are ya? : fiveassedmonkey
  • :) Patton is probably better then 95% of the new movies being released even if it is ancient. : stump

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• I thought that was the villigar dance of I just crapped my apnts. : bugsY

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  Stop shopping at Walmart then : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
  • Home Depot : c0bra
• Hank Hill fucked you over. : bugsY

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• i've hosted a few sites at http://www.phpwebhosting.com and never had any problems. beware tho... *unlim... : draed

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  Maarten's forehead has some room. : skynet
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    hot FEMALES emphasis on the 'FE' part, not the 'MALES' part. : Toraz Chryx
    • It's not like there's enough left, anyway. : RatBastard
    • i'm sure maarten wouldn't mind : ^-SeaWolf-^

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• you're gay. : skynet
• Too much time for this man : MuaaSan
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  is the one on the left quaieunich? : RiNgMaStEr
  • quasi* : RiNgMaStEr
• even for you, this is low. : Maddog_Delphi97
• that's it. I'm gonna have to burn this place down. : booyaka

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• I hope I see Seanbaby at E3 in ELEVEN DAYS. He is an internet superguy! Steve Gisbon too! : snuff
• That was mildly amusing. : RatBastard

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  You aren't alone. Watching What Women Want on one of the cable channels. Never seen it before, i... : Thresher
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    I saw that, it wasn't too bad : aveil
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      but you're a woman! : MrShmoo
      • And I view women much the same as you, what's your point? : aveil
  • I met the girl that plays Mel's daughter (Ashley Johnson) at a movie premiere a few years back... I aske : Lynn Minmei
• Spaceballs is classic. I have that DVD, too! : timmie
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  Sony DVD player? : skynet
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    GE : aveil
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      GE makes DVD players? O_o : skynet
      • I guess... it has the logo on it! : aveil
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        GE electronics are actually made by Thomson of France. God knows where they are OEM'd. : Thresher
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          Ahh, I know Thomson, they are most well know for DirecTV set tops. : skynet
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            They bought the RCA electronics brand, RCA was making GE too and Thomson got them too. RCA starte... : Thresher
            • We used to sell them at Radio Shack. I remember them buying RCA. : skynet
• Rent "What's Up, Tiger Lily?". Woody Allen's first film, basically a re-edited, redubbed Japanese spy f : Lone Swordsman

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• roger. : drucifer
• I'm joining. : Lone Swordsman
• One assbeating coming up. : cwlc98

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  make a table with two columns. the picture goes in the left cell and the text in the right. : sikander
  • Thanks! You get a cookie! : aveil
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  I like chinese women!!!!! : brutal
  • That's great but uh, who asked? :P : aveil
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  put an align="left" in the img tag : TroZ
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    Ok you get 2 cookies cuz that's a better answer ;) : aveil
    • no problem! : TroZ
  • oo neat ! i didn't know that. : sikander
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  Ya know how you can use <center>? Well can you use <justify> or something? I tried and it and it didn't ... : aveil
  • Anyone?? : aveil
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    Sounds like you should be surrounding whatever it is with tags that have the align="center" variable. : Lone Swordsman
    • Thanks, I was putting tags in the wrong spot : aveil
• shackdotted : ultramega

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• Christian tripe mixed with New Age tripe! : Lone Swordsman
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  Touched by an Uncle? : drucifer
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    http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop/classicads/leedo-classy.jpg : RiNgMaStEr
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      so wrong yet so funny LOL : skynet
      • eheh : RiNgMaStEr
• I love it as I love Gilmore Girlz! : melancoholicz
• it makes me want to vomit, I cannot understand how anyone can watch it without clawing their eyes out. : Solar Jetman

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  Saw it for my Third time today. Took my 6 yr old nephew to go see it. He loved it. Damn that hand-to-han... : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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    I saw it with my mom as a "mother's day gift" :D : MrShmoo
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      Did your mom like it? My mom loved it and she doesnt like comic books movies usually : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
      • yup she liked it she said she thought toby was perfect because of his "boy next door/geekiness" heh. : MrShmoo

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  Holy shit. Im filing this in my memory. I did not know that! : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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    I was surprised too. Turns out that Kubrick disavowed the movie, didn't consider it part of his canon. : Lone Swordsman
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      He did the same with Dune. Which I thought was good. He hated it when he was done with it : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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        Dune was directed by David Lynch. : Lone Swordsman
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          A.I. was also a collobarative work between Kubrick/Spielberg for the past umpteen years, and hadn't Kubr... : wumpscut
          • wasn't really "collaborative" tho ; Speilberg took over after Kubricks death, at the request of Kubricks... : haikeebah!
        • Oh shit my bad. Well Lynch is what I meant hated it and doesnt count it on his movie list either : ---D1cKy-Mo3---

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  You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. I am not taking this piece of shit grill back just for instructi... : c0bra
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    pics? :D : drucifer
    • Yea, I will in a sec. : c0bra
  • Show that grill who is boss! : arizona bay
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  The Home Depot guys got me a instuction set. At least I didn't have to take it back :) : c0bra
  • Fuck Home Depot >:( : drucifer

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• *cue skynet* : RiNgMaStEr

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• no : Maddog_Delphi97
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  ) (( _,,---.)\__ : kn32
  • PWNd : RiNgMaStEr
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    _____                    ÂÂ... : sikander
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      ok where r you people gettingthesefrom.... : RiNgMaStEr
      • http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&querytime=UUl13B&q=%22ascii+art%22 : Caboose
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        i saved that in a text file many many moons ago : sikander
        • as to where i got it from, i dont remember :( : sikander

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• your mom. : TERATOGEN
• Could have come from one of the many cockboats floating around lately. : ninjatimmy

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  yup, its a schooner : drucifer
  • IT'S A BONER SCHOONER!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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  that's a beefy cockboat : skynet
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    a little mishapen as well : princessjeni
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      as long as it works right? <wink> : skynet
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        YEEEAAAASSS!!!! : princessjeni
        • Emphatic answer. Very nice. : skynet
• A PROUD MOMENT IN SHACKHISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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  \ ________________________------ / \ SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS|BBBBBB\ : kn32
  • that's one enraged cock : skynet
  • FAP 'TIL YOU'RE RED IN THE FACE!!! Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm bored... : Maddog_Delphi97
• That's a sad looking woodie you have there AtaRi. : brutal