Here's an anonymouse Morrowind poem:
I am an Ogre Battle Mage,
standing strong and tall.
People look at me strange,
and then they fall.
There is no need to be sneaky,
when your a bully.
I like to get freaky,
with your booty.
I am an Ogre Battle Mage,
standing strong and tall.......
killing is my thing,
back the fuck up!
---anon