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• I found this to be informative. : monohydrate

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• yes, its funny on its own and it also has a lot of things from all other kevin smith movies. : thomas jefferson
• Yes. : V0lk
• Maybe. : Nullzero
• Yes, it's funny! : mrmung
• yes, if you dont mind 2 hours of dick and fart jokes. if you go into expecting just crude humor, it's g... : sparhawk
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  If you have seen the other Kevin Smith movies, yes. If not, watch them first. : maalox
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    \/ This man speaks the truth. : anonimo
    • ..\\\\----====//<<jj>>ll>>ll>>kk<< : jidar
• yes : spector
• They didn't shorten the title over here... Maybe it's simplified just for Sweden =) : nomaad
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  J&SB is the worst of the 5 movies. I laughed... not at all. In a word, it was "dumb". : psychobean
  • It's different...it's more popular, it's a natural evolution, and, it's the end of the view askewniverse... : The Tim
  • I agree, although I did laugh some. It was fairly crappy. Also, those self-referencing moments in each... : null
• You'll understand a lot more of the vague quotes on this place if you go see it. : jimmy-buffett
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  yes : xwer
  • Thanks for all the replies! I will definately see it then. I'm sure I'll like it. lub j00! / V : {Venger}
• very funny movie... a must see. : pinkeye
• absolutely. anything in the whole series is comedy gold. : maynard854
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  'Jay & Silent bob' is kinda a self-indulgent piece of shit. Just to give you a perspective, this is how... : null
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    It definately depends upon your specific Kevin Smith tastes... personally, Clerks is nearer to the botto : anonimo
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      It's definately worth seeing all of Kevin Smith's movies...but Clerks put him on the map and even with s... : null
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        Agreed there, and I consider it vital to have seen all of Kevin Smith's prior films (with commentary Pha : anonimo
        • yeah J&SB did have some laugh out loud moments in it, but I thought the pacing of the humor (and the qua... : null
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  http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3611206 : null
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    i think that counts as a post-bump. : maynard854
    • more like trying to get {Venger} to see it...fuck bumping posts, it's not somethin I do. If they piss y : null
• http://gnakscan.supereva.it/BrookeBurke/index1.html : kn32

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• well upper-decking in your house isnt cool.. but at the house of someone that you dislike = funny! : tagomi
• I agree. Klerck should be ashamed of himself. : maalox
• but this is funny! : sexninja!!!!

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• wow, CAPTION THIS! : Zero|DPX
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  "Hmmm, I wonder if I can borrow the vagina" : hawkeye
  • heh, I don't exactly understand, but funny : Zero|DPX
• hawkeye: "that looks like a shacker!" : maynard854
• "That ones gonna stink" : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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  "Damn. Another Morrowind thread..." : Former_HPB
  • winner : hawkeye
  • roofles : maynard854
  • *bump* cause I got a roofles and winner on this one! :) : Former_HPB

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  motherboard monitor.. google it : sikander
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    have it. does it cell cpu temp tho? : thekidd
    • mmm i think so. : sikander
• I've had better success with Hmonitor (www.hmonitor.com ), but if you want to use something like winbar,... : Caboose
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  hhmm is 39c too much? actually it gives me 2. 39 and 53.8 : thekidd
  • nope that's just fine, but 53c is probably the CPU though, and that's a little warm : hawkeye
  • 39 sounds more like the case temp, 53 is probably the CPU. Is that sitting idle or under load? If sitt... : anonimo
  • It gives me 2 cpu temps, 38 and 53.8 while idle. : thekidd

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• The camera guys needs to shut up! : firebone
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  yeah the game looks real sweet, apparently the goal is to run up a hill, disconnect, change gamma levels... : jackalope
  • It looks damn good. Looks like a lot of people are going to go MMORPG once this comes out... : firebone
• mf that shit looks real good. : beefmarine
• HOLY SHIT! OH DEAR CHRIST!!!!! THATS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!! : SatansFist
• I suspect LAG!!!!!! : smdever
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  camera d00d needs to stfu... "OH MY GOSH THATS GORGEOUS" : OverBurN
  • turn of the sound ?? : rookieone
  • uhh uh oh thats great uhh uhh uhh fap fap fap fap fap fap fap OH MY GOSH uhhhhhh uhhhhhh YEAH THE SHADOW : virus
• the camera man needs to die : MeenMunky
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  wow that game really is amazing. : virus
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    you gotta figure..all the elements of star wars combined into one game is pretty damned impressive... : virus
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      I predict I will go missing when this game comes out : smdever
      • ditto : virus
• down loading now : jedi_27
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  Look at 8mins into the video!!! This game is gonna have space combat o_O : Hamfucker
  • Yes, as an expansion pack approx a year after the game is released. : SatansFist
  • thats where i am right now! holy fucking shit!!! that looks amazing. but satan is right! add-on late... : jedi_27
• They should have been kicked out! : MeenMunky
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  truly amazing this game is going to pwn my ass that camera man should be shot though lol at that du... : virus
  • Yeah, I was like juicing all over my keyboard. I mean, not only is it Star Wars, but that graphics engin... : SatansFist
• #345 - Er WOW. It is incredible, but I think I'll watch it with the sound off next time :) : Carnivac
• NWS because I was listening to this and some co-workers thought I was watching some gay porn because th... : fragasm
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  wow, I might get this for space combat alone and I want to kill that camera guy. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • yeah he is damn annoying, and not even funny. and he won't shut up. you kind of get the feeling the th... : jedi_27
  • The space combat wont be out until like 6 months after the game is released. it'll be in an expansion pa... : SatansFist
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  damn, that looks like it runs better than morrowind. and you can see very far.. : pyide
  • Who knows what system they were running it on though. When they did the presentation they did mention "t... : SatansFist
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  OHHHHHHH STARWARS OHHHH SPOOOGE OMG OMG FAP OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHH OH OHHH I CANT SHUT UP OMG AM I PIS... : Brandino
  • *hums theme music* OHHHH WOW OOHHHHHH MY GOSH OHHHH WOW OHHH WOW *hums more* could this guy be anymore ... : Brandino
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  is this going to be the mass multiplayer one : spector
  • i suddenly think i'm a retard : spector

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  the chick with the biggest tits was innocent, right? : judge
  • actually she did :) : Degenerate
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  *cough* OJ Simpson *cough* : mofo
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    The jury didnt fail in the OJ case. The prosecuters failed in the OJ case. : Degenerate
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      Uh no, the jury failed. They were stupid. : jidar
      • the defending lawyers were able to corrupt everything and run it into the ground enough to create doubt,... : judge
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        Not in my eyes. You have to go on what the attorneys give you. You saw all the extra stuff on CNN and wh... : Degenerate
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          The prosecution in the OJ case had plenty of iron hard evidence and a ton of circumstantial, the defense... : jidar
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            Yes it would have. Are you saying youre 100% sure you would have changed everyones mind? It would have e... : Degenerate
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              Hung jury, or guilty, either way it would have gone differently. Those people were idiots. Here is some... : jidar
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                no shit that's why we are saying its the fault of the lawyers, not the jury. : judge
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                  When someone does something stupid it's their fault so that's what I lean towards. I blame the jury for ... : jidar
                  • I have to agree with judge. The defending attorney just did a better job. Jury selection is an art a... : Degenerate
              • well said. I think the jury system is flawed in the sense that it's picked from a group of random people... : mofo
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          money may not buy happiness, but it sure buys freedom. : mofo
          • Was it Mark Twain that said "I've been rich and I've been poor, and rich is better,"? : UtilityMaximizer
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      hmm. Blood in his Bronco, socks, apartment, he was jealous of his ex, riding in his car at the same time : mofo
      • I would have agreed with you a week ago. I cant now after having been through it. : Degenerate
• you should watch 12 Angry Men : null
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  so what was your trial about? : Solar Jetman
  • sexual harrasment : Degenerate

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  This one won't work either guys :( : abrasion
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    works in the Divx 5.01 Player : majorFracture
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      crashes my divx 5.01 playa out. same with wmp : judge
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        I have the codec, but WMP = no go. : abrasion
        • played through for me... the clip wasn't that great - just the start of some lesbo sex : majorFracture
  • Works in WMP 6.4. : Vantage
• What is this? Hot Lesbians? : xocsida
• A mere teaser! : fiveassedmonkey
• more! : maynard854
• WHERE'S THE REST? : wrynn
• hmm this is bargain bin porn! : urbansling

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• What are you talking about? And get your hand off my thigh. : The_Janitor
• "I saw your penif laser sword" : Lynn Minmei
• We're not the droids you're looking for. : thief
• You're nothing but a scruffy looking nerfherder! : overtoke

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  take a load in the face. : thomas jefferson
  • comin right up! *zip* "make it pretty" : kreggers
  • I hear that is good moisturizing properties : cottenc
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  Shooting heroin causes bags under the eyes. You should stop. : Thresher
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    Or shoot up more so when people talk to you, you'll just nod off and not have to hear them. : Portax
    • I don't need to shoot up to do that. : anonimo
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  Loose Bear : phobium
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    huh? : cottenc
    • he said loos beer. : The Tim
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  "Sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays!"... "Nah, man... I think you'd get your ass kicked fo... : sonik887
  • "Ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So tha : anonimo

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  you can sleep and fuck kids?!?!?!?!? : burningpantsman
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! : xocsida
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    I think he's trying to nap and fuck kids at the same time, but it's not working because they'll only suc... : xvdl
    • my face is red from all the laughing. Thanks man! :) hahahahha! : mofo
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    "Fucking," in this sense, is an adjective, not a verb. He was saying that the kids were fucking while h... : anonimo
    • haha.. this is the only funny one : male/grunt
    • Exactly. : thief
    • I hate when kids fuck while I'm trying to take a nap : Brandino
  • bahahahahah : Brandino

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  link to actual webcast ? : ArmagideoN
  • Just an image from today's webcast. She's such a hotty. : Faluzure
• that startled the crap out of me until i realized that there's a program to do that. : maynard854
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  Great, now where's the naked pics? : anonimo
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    No naked pics (not that I know of). She works for a radio station in Germany. I have no clue if she ha... : Faluzure
    • Geez, what's the point of a webcam in a radio studio if you don't have chicks flashing their tits? Fl... : anonimo

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  listening to: Mindless Self Indulgence - Masturbates honest : Solar Jetman
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    msi is truly one of the greatest bands evar. bring the pain, 7-11, and molly are wonderful songs. : maynard854
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      what album is 7-11 from? : Solar Jetman
      • i forget. i just got them from kazaa. : maynard854
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  but dude, if you're not horny, why do you need to fap to be clear minded? : Solar Jetman
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    because there are hot chicks in the exam room, and I must not be distracted : Brandino
    • ahhhhh : Solar Jetman

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• try turning off agp fast write : Kashmir
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  where did you get a 4200?? : darkling
  • my mistake its a 4400 : NexusOne
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  Is that card even out yet : chrono_triggr
  • AFAIK it's not, and I've been watching closely! : darkling
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  also; did you uninstall your video card drivers before you rebooted? : darkling
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    wouldnt matter, it is scrambled at post, the computer sounds like its booting up but there is just crap ... : NexusOne
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      try turning off agp fast write in bios : Kashmir
      • with your gf2 in of course : Kashmir

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• I SHALL BE DARTH VADER : sikander
• Where is Nat Portman? I'd like to cut a hole out in her mouth, and well, you know... : V0lk

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  yeah... hold on i'll get most of the threads i saw on here earlier. : maynard854
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3609231, http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3608477, http://www.shack... : maynard854
• Oh My God.....I can't believe there are people out there that do not realize that this is a joke. : kn32
• HAHAHA LOL! FIRST CNN NOW MSNBC LMAO! : creeping-death
• omfg klerck IS truly an american icon : judge
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  klerck is my personal hero : hawkeye
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    I'm sure everyone's seen the state of his computer room on Shackpics. That fukin runles. : Juno
    • with all the soda cans? yeah. : maynard854
• Klerck troll champion : abrasion
• Yes, that is classic. : V0lk

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  i was considering asking what you were talking about, but it must be morrowind. right? what game is th... : male/grunt
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    Morrowind is the third game in a series. The first being Arena, released in '92, and the second being D... : Vantage
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      Although they have no real connection storywise to each other : chrono_triggr
      • they take place in the same world. : darkling
      • Right, just the same setting. Sorta like the Forgotten Realms games aren't really related to each other... : Vantage
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  my mistake, its a 4400. : NexusOne
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    and a different thread : chrono_triggr
    • True nuff, damn this micro laptop keyboard and touchpad : NexusOne

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  Use tampons! : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
  • +3 Clever : AllYourBase
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    Who was the one who said, "You lose your virginity when you use tampons?" : anonimo
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      a girl told me that : sikander
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        Were you the one that posted it on the Shack? I think it was on the Shack that I first read that, or ... : anonimo
        • nope. : sikander

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  hmmm.. depends how old.. on my celeron 300, the difference between a voodoo banshee and a radeon was not... : Kashmir
  • but do they make geforce 2 pci? i've seen them listed on some hardware sites i think.. : Orthox
• If you dont have an AGP slot, the video card isnt your main upgrade at the moment : chrono_triggr
• They do make them, I know that. Worth getting? No idea. : Former_HPB
• I have a geforce3 PCI card in my PIII 450. It works pretty well. It was only 50 bucks at Best Buy ... : xocsida
• Gf4 mx's come in pci flavor, which are better then the gf2mx's : Adrenaline

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  awesome version: http://members.rogers.com/verbatimGarbage]%20Acoustic%20-%20Medication.mp3 : verbatim
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    Holy Shit! YOU ROCK! That is my all time favorite garbage song! : xocsida
    • When I saw them last week, Shirley started singing it for one of the people in the crowd. They hadn... : xocsida
  • i hate speed caps. fuck you comcast : burningpantsman

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• I know!!! I was being quiet because I thoguht I didnt have the codec or something but god damn : chrono_triggr
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  there is a divx fixing exe out there that might fix it : null
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    The fixing exe fixes? : chrono_triggr
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      notice might fix it : null
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        It only fixes incomplete AVI's by rebuilding missing or incomplete indexes. So unless his download beca... : Vantage
        • there is this other app I have called avic.exe that lets you change the FourCC codes on avi files, often... : null
• worked for me but i didnt like it : cottenc

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• I get that if ive been in bright sun or squinting alot : cottenc
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  Because you touch yourself at night : AllYourBase
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    Family Guy will live forever. : anonimo
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      someone knew it!! good job =) : AllYourBase
      • The set up made it so much better: "Why did the dinosaurs all die?" : anonimo
• do you stare at a computer screen at work all day? i think its a sign of eye strain. : male/grunt
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  it might be insufficient potassium. Seriously. Try eating a lot more potassium and see if that helps. : Zero|DPX
  • 100% correct. Bannanas = good source of potassium. Eat a bunch, it'll go away. : xvdl
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  Frequently, I think it's a coffee thing. : AbRASlON
  • Negative there. I steer clear of coffee, only drinking one can of cola a day, tops... no other caffeine... : anonimo
• I don't get nearly enough sleep and they don't do that. I get that very rarely. : mofo

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  DC++ and shack hub are your friends... : Former_HPB
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    where's the software for that? : burningpantsman
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      http://dcplusplus.sourceforge.net/ : Former_HPB
      • and the addy? : burningpantsman
• Spyware-free Audiogalaxy http://melchiot.orakel.ods.org/~ruurd/ag/ : mofo
• http://www.kazaalite.tk : cottenc

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• http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/jar_jar : majorFracture

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  and it's weird that some people get turned on by it. :/ : mofo
  • I fap'd 3 times..holy shit :( : Nighteyes
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  Yeah, and e.coli infection. Urine, gross, but at least it's mostly sterile. Poop? Most of it ... : Thresher
  • What doesn't kill you... makes you a sick fuck! : anonimo
• WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT TUBGIRL EATING HER OWN PEWP? : maynard854
• hepatitis also. And some other things. : Zero|DPX
• I remember I took a class my freshmen year of college called "Ancient Religions of the Premodern World" ... : UtilityMaximizer

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• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3351164 : sikander

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• OMG PERSONAL ATTACK! : V0lk
• INSANE AM I THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER W/ A BRAIN? I'M HEARING VOICES BUT ALL THEY DO IS COMPLAIN : maynard854

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• bump : AllYourBase
• http://www.liquid.se/pong/pong.html how hard is it to do a comments search :( : sikander

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• that is my interpretation of the emoticon : sikander
• As the inventor of this emoticon, I must say that there is no one correct usage! : klerck