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by Steve Gibson, May 06, 2002 6:28am PDT

Spent way too much time last night pondering overall presentation around here. Maarten and I have discussed things a couple of times and I think we both agree that there is probably a better format to handle news as it's posted around here. I dunno it's a distraction as I'm a constant fiddler. If there's one thing I like to do it's change things constantly. The woman returns tomorrow finally, I think a week is prolly the longest we've been apart in 3+ years. Hopefully I remember her name when I pick her up at the airport. E3 is coming up fast now.. I imagine we'll see a couple more games announced in the next two weeks before heading in to the show. I cant even keep track of how many different things I want to see this time around. Luckily Jason is handling all of our appointments. The woman has agreed to flirt with developers if needed to get us demo/press CDs so we can have neeto stuff to show off. Should see her pull that stunt at the theatre with the vendor dude when she's trying to get extra butter on our popcorn.. works every time. movie: Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us.


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    i know this is fucked up but this is as much as im gonna work on it >:(


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    sorry if this is a repost :o

    GAME ALERT! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Jedi Outcast(TM) Playable Demo
    Completely New Level - Not in Release Version of the Game ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LucasArts.com is pleased to announce that the playable demo for Star
    Wars® Jedi Knight II®: Jedi Outcast(TM) will be available for download
    on Friday, May 10th!

    Gameplay takes place in a COMPLETELY NEW LEVEL not found in the actual
    retail version of Jedi Outcast! An early version of this level
    originally premiered at E3 2001. Scores of fans have asked about it
    since then, so the team cleaned it up and added more dialogue,
    cutscenes, textures and doubled the size of the map.

    In the demo, Kyle not only has access to five different weapons (Bryar
    Pistol, Stormtrooper Rifle, Flechette, Thermal Detonators and the
    Seeker), but he also has his lightsaber and various Force Powers
    including Force Jump, Push, Heal and Mind Trick.
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    THOSE INSENSITIVE BASTERDS. THE ATTACKS ON SEPTEMBER 11 HAVE AFFECTED ME VERY DEEPLY. IF THIS ASS HOLE IS ALLOWED TO KEEP THIS TITLE, I WILL KILL MYSELF. JESUS CHRIST, I STILL CANT LOOK AT THE NUMBER 11 WITH OUT CRYING. SEE, I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW. I'M ALSO TO AFRAID TO CALL THE POLICE. THEIR NUMBER (WHICH I WILL NAME XXX FOR NOW) SCARES ME, IF I WAS IN AN EMERGANCY, I WOULD NOT DIAL XXX FOR FEAR OF FARTHER RETALIATION FROM THOSE SCARY TERRORISTS. PLEASE TAKE THESE CORPORATE BASTERDS DOWN FOR EXPLOITING THE STILL OPEN WOUNDS OF PATRIOTIC AMERICANS EVERYWHERE. LONG LIVE THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WHICH I LIVE, AND WOULD DIE FOR. AMERICA!!!! w00t! ps. please save my internet access

    ROFL, found on some message board in relation to klerck's petition
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    The New Priest
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    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
    speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The
    monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous
    on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I
    start to get nervous, I take a sip."
    So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

    At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a
    drink. He then proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his
    office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

    1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
    2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
    3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
    4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
    5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
    6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
    7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as
    Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
    8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
    9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey,
    don't say "He was stoned off his ass."
    10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
    11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he
    said,"Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not
    say, "Eat me."
    12. The Virgin Mary is not reffered to as the, "Mary with the
    Cherry".
    13. The recommended grace before a meal is not:
    "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God"
    14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St.
    Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.


    Probably old and seen many times.
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