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by Maarten Goldstein, Oct 08, 1999 2:06am PDT

Well well, there sure were some hot chicks in the babe hunt huh? Steve will be picking a winner today I guess, I hope I get to vote too =)

















  • 7:00 AM : Rise and eat 1 bagel. Drink evian water.
    8:00 AM : Drive to photo shoot.
    8:30 AM : Freeze ass off wearing thong bikini in ice water up to ankles.
    11:00 AM : Get felt up by wealthy man. Acquiesce or lose job.
    12:00 PM : Eat 1 bagel and lettuce salad.
    2:00 PM : Marriage proposal from same man.
    4:00 PM : Have legs re-insured for $1,000,000.
    5:00 PM : Fashion show in [NYC | Paris | Rome | Milan].
    5:30 PM : Strut down catwalk in wack-ass costume resembling dress.
    6:30 PM : Dinner with wealthy men. Endure innuendo-laden conversation.
    8:00 PM : Retire to dressing room.