Evening Reading

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  nobody came. I played alone. :( cya tonight : the Madman
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    I am online again - come NOW! sof2.uglypeoplemachine.com Waiting... : the Madman
    • DM is for losers! long life dem/inf/ctf! : ermac

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  WTF is with the battlements on the top, you can pour hot oil at any intruder!!!@@! : redfive
  • this apartment is winter and siege ready! : elosorojo
• nice, except for Bobby's room : vaniah
• thats a love hole in the wall : firehawk
• At least make some QTVR for us. ;) : Delithio
• i can't live in hardwood floor rooms : sikander
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  anyone find it weird theres just one huge hole in the wall? you would think by just looking at that pic ... : -=ZooL=-
  • the pipes burst so they cut a hole in the plaster to get to it. : Armiebrat
  • it happened like 2 weeks ago dude, they had to get to the pipe valve. : RMSzero
• cool! i wanna move to my own place too... just wish there was a good online shopping for places :( : OverBurN
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  that strange thing looks like it has a buzzer on the botton and then you spoke to people through the hol... : redfive
  • yeah but the button doesn't push. : RMSzero
  • look like one of those old time door knobs, except missing half maybe it's a closet with a dead body : hawkeye
• Hardwood floors rule. : Fred Garvin
• that is pretty sweet looking..... : suicidemachine
• Needs sentry turrets : {Venger}
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  I bet the fireplace works, it's just blocked off. : c0bra
  • and painted white!!!?!? : RMSzero
• whaoh, thats a pretty big appt then again compared to mine, most prolly are :/ : sexninja!!!!
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  That thing in the bathroom? It's a Glory Hole! : Former_HPB
  • wtf are you talking about : RMSzero
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  Is armiebrat living with you/nearby? : zerologik
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    no actually she's transferring to another school. :( : RMSzero
    • No poosey for j00! : suicidemachine
• You NEED to figure out how to get up on the roof : maalox
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  nice! you have a panic room?? : urbansling
  • all the cool kids are getting one : mr brown

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  I loved chocolate as a kid and now cant stand it. : Degenerate
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    tried eating dark chocolate? as a kid I loved milk chocolate but now I only really appreciate the subtle... : gegtik
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      yeah dont like it either. If I had to pick one white chocolate is the only one I could stomach. : Degenerate
      • well that's good.. chocolate isn't good for you anyway : gegtik
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  I hated drinking water when I was a kid. Not that I got a job that makes me work like crazy outside i... : snuff
  • water rocks.. I've been drinking less of it now than I used to =\ : gegtik

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  give them money : Degenerate
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    eh.. doesnt work on christian chicks : infidel
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      date Satanists. : Degenerate
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        drink a warm glass of stfu juice : infidel
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          can I have a warm cup of blood instead? : Degenerate
          • I think thats forbidden in deuteronomy (not that Ive ever got around to reading that boring book) : infidel
    • wanna bet : patdoody
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      Christian chicks are like a pawn shop. : overtoke
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        what do you mean by that? : infidel
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          they will trade anything for a good shaggin' : b00tsauce
          • hehehe : patdoody
• Chicks aren't worth the hassle man. Get a guy instead! : firemaster
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  Learn to be what they want, and they will do most of the chemistry building. : Dreagon
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    so you mean recon the things they like? or just be funny, honest (but not too open), sensitive and not s... : infidel
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      oh and charming of course : infidel
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        Well, it works on two different levels, the general and the specific. First, learn what general qualitie... : Dreagon
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          oh sweet, I am self assured, have conversation skills and am very, very astute. Probably a little boiste... : infidel
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            lol... you craAAazy. I remember that. Did it push her away? : greh kleh
            • I didnt sent the last one, El Guapo and Dreagon talked me out of it couldnt stand to see her cry... : infidel
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  Don't use advice from here. : overtoke
  • hey now, I gave two very sound pieces of advice. : Degenerate
  • dragon knows what he's talking about. the rest of the shackers are jsut making stuff up : infidel
• I have chemistry lab today. tell them honest stuff about your past, like you're sharing big important : jackalope
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  Don't spill acid on them : aveil
  • But the trip to the hospital and subsequent recovery could bring you closer together! : pyrotek

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  God I hope so. : pyrotek
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    http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=644570 They say yes. *shrug* : xakmalice
    • ebgames.com and gamestop.com said that yesterday. I won't believe it until I call the local gamestop or... : pyrotek
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  /glares at worthless pile of crap gaming rig with corrupted hard drive and Voodoo5 card. Damn, it co : Dreagon
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    Have they said why the Voodoo5 isn't supported? : pyrotek
    • They haven't said anything but I figure it's the beginning of a trend. 3Drealms also said that DNF would... : Dreagon

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• yeah, I got that too. Its like Bizaro-Shack. : Degenerate

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  Those are the same fuckers that take th elast cup of coffee and leave the empty pot to burn. : x-eyd|mary
  • death is too good for them. : ostrichboy
  • Thats not a problem for me. I work with this older guy who gets here an hour before everybody and makes ... : Degenerate

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  Or honest friends. : xakmalice
  • co-workers, students, random passers-by. :( They weren't even good speakers, they were standard issue De... : ostrichboy
• what, at work? : gegtik

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  ?!!? you do pottery ?!?! : infidel
  • ON WEED : gegtik
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    I'm a ceramic artist. (potter mostly) : Dreagon
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      is this your main source of income? you like big in the ceramic community an shit? : fatbeaner
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        his wife foots teh bills. : yakz
        • sounds good to me. ill be a mr mom. : fatbeaner
      • I'm not big in the community or anything, (I actually avoid the "community" like the plague) There is a ... : Dreagon
• That's what I do. : Dreagon

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• NAKED SHACK : xakmalice

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• PS sounds lame and X is a cool letter. : I=O=N
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  it was a placeholder for the '2' : gegtik
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    but PSX was the first playstation. : Degenerate
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      and PS2 was the second. : gegtik
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        as soon as it came out it was called PSX. I dont think it was a placeholder for the next incarnation. : Degenerate
        • if they called it PS1 it would have ruined the surprise : gegtik
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  I think PSX was supposed to be the name of the CD-Drive for the SNES : -TKF-
  • Actually "Playstation" was supposed to be the name of that, hence when development of what is currently ... : pyrotek

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• Cool, so many neat things to buy :( : Atma Weapon
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  the best "working designs"-ism that i've come across so far is an npc who tells you "we eat super-deform... : karl hungus
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    LOL, that's so rad, although their translation of Lunar 2 contained too MUCH silliness. : Atma Weapon
    • They supposedly toned it down for the Arc the Lad Collection. : pyrotek

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• anything with sylvia saint : jo-papa
• dude that totaly depends on your taste : kenmis
• Petra & Charli : kn32
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  anything with jenna : fsck
  • Agreed, or Jill Kelly. : xocsida
• Scat/Shemale = good : exertion
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  what's TEH PACKAGE? : carnivore
  • I wonder this as well : cigam
  • Probably meaning CFP (cock free pr0n) : huds0n
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    some drunk-ass chick at a party gets naked and rubs herself. Its not all that exciting unless you like ... : Raziel
    • and doesnt get into it, or wet or look sexy. Also, I don't think she is very drunk. : moshman

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• so close to a haiku, but not : Piotyr

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  DNF IS SIWTCHING TO DOOM3 ENGINOR!!! : needlez
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    X-BOX EXCLUSIVE! : -TKF-
    • it'll be X-Box 2 by the time it comes out : scharfschuetze
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  this is seriously getting pathetic now. don't they realize what they're doing to dognose >:( : -Panther-
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    This is the longest tease EVER! : -TKF-
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      The best thing is, they are not even teasing us... All the anticipation buildup is purely from the commu... : Tissen
      • Impressive, isn't it. : Dreagon
      • the e3 video from last year wasn't buildup from 3dr? : Torias
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        BS. 3DR is teasing us, they just aren't doing it the normal way. The way they are doing it (releas... : pyrotek
        • it has the power of being an enigma, yet to those who follow it REALLY fanatically (ie, teh forums) it i... : Raziel
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  best case scenario? the game will be in stores before e3 (bahaha) worst case scenario? they saw the n... : Torias
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    maybe but I don't think so, 3drealms doesn't have the cash-cow of a half-life that Sierra has which affo... : -Panther-
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      According to George B. Duke is a mad phat cash cow. I'm pretty sure they wear hats made of money over t... : lazarusb
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        :\ I guess maybe Max Payne, but I didn't hear anything about that selling crazy amounts... they can't ... : -Panther-
        • publishers gave them a shitload of money, like 5 mil. : Turd Ferguson
        • They take in cash from anything with Dukes name on it plus some for Max Payne. Then there is the fact th... : Dreagon
    • Publisher is Rockstar and from that link Marteen provided some time ago it looks like they can't do shit... : -TKF-
• owned by not being ownage! : Raziel
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  scroll down for George's reason: he doesn't want to lose development time. : the archvile
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    as if a gameplay video takes any serious time to make, or even some screenshots : fen boi
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      Yeah, it probably does take quite a lot of time to make a good gameplay video Someone has to go and s... : Anti_dentite
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        about the only impact they can make during E3 now is a two-word announcement. : the archvile
        • "it's canned" :) : fen boi
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        they managed it last year perfectly fine, it's not as if the entire development grinds to halt. I'm not ... : fen boi
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          keep in mind that the editor of that video is dead now, IIRC. : the archvile
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            and this, shackers, is why I fear for dognose's life. s{Subliminal DNF message.. DNF owns all games..... : Raziel
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              owned myself :( : Raziel
              • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3532198 : infidel
  • I can understand that.. after 4+ years of development you need every second! hahahaha : -TKF-
• DONT BELIEVE THE LIES!!!!! : snuff

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  A disturbing trend, and one that bears watching. : Dreagon
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    Ja : jerkinisnice
    • Pratar du Svenska? : I=O=N

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• homoq : jerkinisnice
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  *gag* what was the point of that? : Dreagon
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    I thought the comments underneath were amusing : gegtik
    • I think that this is a reasonably good photo. If you object to it then you must be objecting to the noti : jerkinisnice
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      which one are you? : overtoke
      • you don't remember me? :( : gegtik

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• left : infidel
• they cut my balls off, I don't have any. >:( : jerkinisnice

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  A 3D fighting game for PC. : pyrotek
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    yeah, just found out here: http://shop.himeya.com/products/adult_win_jp_hn/battle_raper/battle_raper.htm... : the archvile
    • hahaah those crazy japaners : cigam

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  yes, yes it is, carnivore! : carnivore
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    thanks man, you're the best! : carnivore
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      WTF? : Tissen
      • just bored... nobody replied, so i looked it up : carnivore

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• Any luck with the movie? : lazarusb
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  message center is all weird for me too : gegtik
  • for a while I thought that teh snail had sent me a message that had crashed my message account. Good too... : infidel

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• See what happens when you don't replace your Glade air fresheners. : Dreagon

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  TightVNC it's free and it works, what's not to like : Toraz Chryx
  • URI me baby : firemaster
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    Fuck man its slow :( : firemaster
    • aye. : karl hungus
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      the untight version might work better depending on the hardware flinging the data around. (VNC'ing to... : Toraz Chryx
      • That doesn't mean much to me :( My win98se box is a PII-233Mhz ... not exactly super-quick. I'm ru... : firemaster

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  mmkay. This must be an inside joke for Aussies, I'm not sure where the humor is here. : Dreagon
  • the dalai lama = nobody : infidel
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    no, infidel is just silly. i didn't find it funny, just a bit of a pathetic : Torias
    • ...decision : Torias
    • must be all my sexual frustration : infidel

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• * T E A B A G G E D * : kn32
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  BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *breathes* "it was a split-second decision" BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! : karl hungus
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    yeah what the hell, a split second where you decided to flip out and bite some guys nut. : Turd Ferguson
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      hehehehe, it was all over the news here last night... : Torias
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        i'm fucking cryin' here... jesus. fuckin' hope that "split second" never happens to me! IT'S GONNA B : karl hungus
        • also, i think i'd prefer to live my whole life without once suffering a "perforated scrotum". : karl hungus

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  what a fag : MacGyver
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3466485 : infidel
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  That's two large fries, with extra Israeli blood! : Raziel
  • thats a pretty sensitive issue... : infidel

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• Fap? .. : Twids
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  do some practise question to convince yourself you CAN do the maths! : moshman
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    Well i've been doing that all week, but once in a while theres a question i could not possibly answer.. ... : Flinz
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      smoke a bing man! :) :) :) no, don't! : moshman
      • a bing?!? d'oh : moshman
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  mathematics? Any specific area? I kind of get in a zone when I take tests. Lately I've come to like... : Solar Jetman
  • Thanks.. Ill try although we have 3 fields of mathematics with continuing questions on each of them -> m... : Flinz
• Think of life in 6 yrs not one fucking day worring about school fucking matters .....Its a con....then y... : frosty
• past papers are the only way to go at that stage : infidel

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  OK, I'll bite. What in the hell are you talking about. : Dreagon
  • I can't figure it out. I think he's a neo-communist. But I can't be sure. : RatBastard
• May day was yesterday. Give it a rest. : scharfschuetze
• k : MacGyver
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  Weed makes for some good topics. : ninjatimmy
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3554643 : scharfschuetze
  • in this case it was just waking up to "skipping commercials = stealing, breach of contract" : BadRespawn
• thats so profound man.. or not : patdoody
• that's not true at all. There is a support system that is evolving to make up for people who can't handl... : darweidu
• When the LORD returns, will he find faith on earth???? : infidel

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  From what I've heard it's even more than they expected. It's still only single player though, so no matt... : kn32
  • heard from those who've gotten it... : kn32
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    hehehe, it depends on your taste.. I've played HL single player close to 10 times through... I lik... : Torias
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      I loaded up HL single player once, I closed it after the first hour of that fucking train ride. I like c... : kn32
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        small penis alert! kidding! ;) : -Panther-
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          I'm a proud 2 incher! : kn32
          • beats me :~( : -Panther-
  • daggerfall wasn't, even after getting stuck in the void a few dozen times. You didn't have to go throug... : Solar Jetman

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  heh http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3554690 : overtoke
  • The only commands the controller needs is 'Bend' and 'Suck'. : kn32
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  the length of more than five football fields. I hate it when they do that. : darweidu
  • at least a football field is a set measurement it is _always_ 100y, now when they start the "wieghs as... : Turd Ferguson

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• Hawt lesbo action - http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3554528 : kn32

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• shaolin soccer'd : darweidu
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  Riiiight.. What movie's that from? or is it commercial? Matrix 2? : Flinz
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3554660 good movie! : darweidu
• well it's a woman driver, how do you expect her to parallel park otherwise? : scharfschuetze