Evening Reading

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• Pinesol. : ashkie
• isopropanol maybe? : MoNsTeR
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  Oh, I thought "snapple" was some code word for fapping-juice. : jhof
  • no. Peach snapple to be specific. : Cygnus X-1
• white paint : Kashmir
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  you don't wanna know what's on my wall : Wolfanoz
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    "white paint"? : Kashmir
    • actually, it turns a bit yellowish dark after a bit. : Wolfanoz
• fire. : acheron
• bleach. that gets rid of everything. : BongSlayerB
• sulfuric acid : vodor
• murphy's oil soap? : karl hungus
• coat the entire wall evenly with peach snapple. : Kashmir
• White walls, bleach. Colored walls, repaint. Yup. Sounds cute (won't ask) : Nemesis-1

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  that is awesome news. since ennis and dillon's run, the punisher has become one of my favorite character... : protoman
  • Christopher Walken! : hydrovion

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• I particularly enjoy the circumference. : Kashmir
• Poor Quake 3 announcer... he never quite adjusted to unemployment. : pipboy

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• I won't name any names, but his initials are "Maarten Goldstein" : V0lk
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  me .. ... ....... : opengl128
  • *SLAP* BAD GRAPHICS API.. BAD BAD BAD GRAPHICS API! : Toraz Chryx
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3499706 : norulez
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  Secret Webcam pic stolen! http://home.attbi.com/~firehawk/secretwebcam.jpg : firehawk
  • oh man :) : artillery

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• yikes consecutive : artillery

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• indeed : firehawk

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• cockslap her : skynet
• Hah YouDon'tUnderstandMe'd! : artillery
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  Since it alters their mood and personality? : c0bra
  • yeah, don't think he gets that. : jackalope
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    Then keep it at home. This is an office. I've been married for almoist 10 years. I understand the con... : x-eyd|mary
    • Well yea, it's not an EXCUSE to act like an ass. You should still try to act your best towards clients. : c0bra
    • clients/customers = lowest form of sentient life : jackalope

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• Denied. : skynet
• har har. : pyrotek

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• "why didnt anyone tell me my ass is so big ?" : preacher

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• I was going to.. bought the book and everything... but then it got away : Vantage
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  if you think they're the baddest dudes then you don't know some of the people the American military has ... : archon
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    Bullshit. There are stories from the Israeli Mossad and Sayaret that would curl your mother's hair. : Magitek
    • yeah because of the sick shit they do. They do a lot of shit over there that has no bearing on how effe... : judge
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    America's soldiers are pussy. They were second to last in a rowing competition here in sweden. I think t... : Sebastian Sylvan
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      a fuckin rowing competition? yeah that really judges the overall fitness of a person. You would need t... : judge
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        It was a larger even than that. It culminated with a rowing competition. What I'm saying is that the ... : Sebastian Sylvan
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          quit making up bullshit. I read something like 50% of the SEALS in training develop fractures becuase ... : judge
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            It's not the coast guard. They are rangers. Pretty huge differenc there. I'm not making shit up. We r... : Sebastian Sylvan
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              any links to back this up, or just talk like you have been doing? : Turd Ferguson
              • Pretty sure you can find it if you really want. But I didn't read it on the internet. Call me a liar if ... : Sebastian Sylvan
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      you saying that means that you don't know shit about anything 8^P : archon
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        Maybe not. But I'm guessing that between you and I. I'm the one who's actually been in the army. : Sebastian Sylvan
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          heh what do they do in the military? THey basically break you down and build you back up so you unquesti... : judge
          • No. They don't break you down and build you up. They do this to infantry men and people like that who th... : Sebastian Sylvan
    • Yeah, too bad he doesn't have the BLING BLING for the real shit, he gets to chose between a rubber band ... : jidar
    • obviously the Americans just weren't even trying to win a stupid fucking rowing championship we're mu... : mr brown
  • SAS is generally accepted as the top in the world dude.... But yeah, America has more (greater number of... : Juno
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    Navy SEALS serve a different purpose than the SAS. Comparing the SEALS to the SAS is not much better th... : Luminair
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      we already knew they would RUN faster than everyone else! HAW HAW : Morgin
      • cheese eatin' surrender monkeys : jackalope

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• Web Server Uptime: 0 Days 0 Hours 26 Minutes : El Guapo

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• thats because steve is secretly stealing your companies bandwidth : firehawk

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  EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY DAY 183 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangl... : c0bra
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    HAhaha... Where did you find this? : Hizzow
    • Email from co-worker. : c0bra

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• Game Reviews [09:27 am] 1 Comments Astonia 3 (first impressions) on RPG Vault. Die Hard: Nakatom... : OverBurN

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• LIES!!! : norulez

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• haha, yeah, no kidding. Not EVERYTHING broke. : guysterson

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  Rocket is one of my favorite songs. : ashkie
  • Hummer is prob my favorite from that album : warpdude
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  best SP album. Mellon Collie has too many weak spots, though "Thru The Eyes of Ruby" is just about as g... : Kashmir
  • I like a few songs from MCIS, Stumbeline and Thirty Three come to mind. : ashkie
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    i don't think i've ever sat through all of MC, double albums just have too many damn songs : mr brown
    • Its good dude. I totally suggest you give it a listen. : ashkie
    • I haven't listened to that one all the way through either, because the last songs on both cds are kind o... : Kashmir
    • funny, i've listened to that one multiple times in a row. i think it's too short. : smoove
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  Listen to Hum!!!! : Atma Weapon
  • so motherfucking agreed. :) : protoman

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• everything broked again? : hydrovion
• Maarten set us up the bomb! : guysterson

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  \m/ JEW \m/ blink is ok : ~mongoloid~
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    I'm not a fan of Blink and Jimmy Eat World and that kinda music in general - He says while listening... : Juno
    • I agree.... Mein Hertz Brennt by Rammstein : Kashmir
    • i like old rock too, problem is no one makes good rock anymore, and the only kind of music i like that i... : ~mongoloid~
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  wow you have pretty diverse tastes in muzak : warpdude
  • are you kidding? : vodor
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  All of those bands are fucking gay. JEW isn't that bad though. But Jesus, that is one horrid list. : insta
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    Thanks for your opinion! : Race Bannon
    • yeah man, at least I tried to make it look like I wasn't about to beat the poor bastard up or something. : Juno
• How horribly poppy. : c0bra

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  I HATE YOU ALL! ESPECIALLY YOU, RATBASTARD : darweidu
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    o_O What did I do? I don't use trillian (or any other IM service). : RatBastard
    • I can't tell if this is a clever mixup or not : Gauss
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      I hate you because of THIS! http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3499507 : darweidu
      • Well slap my ass and call me Suzy! (Just don't call me Nancy, that's reserved for Vantage). : RatBastard
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      yeah Rat is all hardcore with Opera 6 an shit (which is a nifty browser) : fatbeaner
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        shit is not a nifty browser, it's a delicious condiment : darweidu
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          I double-dog dare you to say that to Abrasion. In person. : RatBastard
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            abrasion is probably 5'6" and 102 lbs. in person. Not scary. : acheron
            • he lives in a kangaroo pouch : darweidu
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              Yeah, and he thinks death is preferable to eating poo. : RatBastard
              • i'd agree. : acheron
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              people who talk loud usually arent that much trouble. its the silent ones you gotta look out for. : fatbeaner
              • are you talking about poo-gas!? : darweidu
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  go to the "preferences" window in Trillian (which you can get to by clicking on the main Trillan menu). ... : warpdude
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    omg! MERCI BEAUCOUP! : darweidu
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      now when I help my friend with his math homework, it will no longer look like f(thumbs up)(man with s... : darweidu
      • yeah, the exact same thing kept happening to me. it's sooooo incredibly annoying ugh : warpdude

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  Jesus: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Huh? Are we? Hey! Are we there yet? M... : DonkleyPunch
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    If you don't pipe down back there Jesus, I'm turning this car around! : smoove
    • jesus! put your fuckin brother down right god-damned now! : karl hungus

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• I HAVE MY BIB : klerck
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  Goin' Postal II: Electric Boogaloo : haikeebah!
  • Hey! That's my joke! : RatBastard
• sincerely, HWM! : DonkleyPunch
• best bib and tucker is great. Go with that. : Caboose
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  Note to Self : Lone Swordsman
  • this one gets my vote : DonkleyPunch
• Wacky Letter Man! : BenMurphy
• You've Got Male! : BenMurphy
• Maarten Goldstein : Gauss
• Slipnote. : Vantage
• Letters! Letters! Letters! : BenMurphy
• It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! : BenMurphy
• ink-redible : vodor
• Runes of Blood! : BenMurphy
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  the pen is mightier than some swords. : pyide
  • penis mightier! : karl hungus
  • You take that back! : Lone Swordsman
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  Letters To My Penis : BenMurphy
  • this gets my vote. : karl hungus
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margeret : BenMurphy
• Bram Stoker's Dracula : BenMurphy
• Francine and Her Gadabout Jalopy : c0bra
• does it have to aliterate (sp)? I personally think that aliteration is maximum cliche : headache
• Beezus and Ramona : BenMurphy
• The Horse Who Wore a Hat : BenMurphy
• Brain Full Of Maggots: The Return : BenMurphy

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  miranda is the great. : pyide
  • ^5. : Gimik
  • winner : Luminair
• a good skin : Gauss
• trillian is so awesome, it just needs to be customized. : darweidu