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  so playing quake didn't "train" him to be a killer? : goatsecxy
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    he didn't have his mouse operated rocket launcher with him. : TORlAS
    • I carry a super nailgun with me for situations just like that. GIMME YOUR WALLET! NO *DAT*DAT*DAT*DA : Toraz Chryx
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  claSISSY] ? : overtoke
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    no... he got away without getting hurt or his stuff taken, how is that sissy? : Torias
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      I thought the mugger ran away : overtoke
      • no, the guy in my clan ran away. : Torias
• WALLET INSPECTOR! : scharfschuetze
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  A friend of mine was held up by two guys at knifepoint a while ago, they managed to get all his wallet a... : moshman
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    my dads friend was shot in killed, he was getting out his wallet I guess and the guy got nervous and ble... : spector
    • oops left my broswer open from last night : spector
    • now that is fucked up :( Sorry to hear :( : moshman
• Where's this happen? : abrasion
• I got mugged once, lost 150 bone and my dignity as well...it sucked ass :( : rybus
• My dad was held up at knifepoint once. The muggers approached him and sarcastically said, "Got a quarte : The Tim

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• ohhh noooo!!! : king_darius
• hahahahah! goatse'd : skynet
• I give you this file to have your advice : awoihjaweohr
• informative heheheh : skynet
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  Bravo sir! I must have gotten 50 messages from them over the past couple months. : kn32
  • same here and the subjects are deceiving! so I almost always read them because they might be people tha... : tomservo
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  This seems to good, until you remember they don't actually read any of the email. : zakk
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    who knows... ive gotten replies from spammers before after I report them to their ISP and say "congrats,... : tomservo
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      i got one who told me he wasnt spamming, that he was just "e-mailing all his friends and friends of his ... : Morgin
      • % = 1 : Gauss
      • hahaha, that's great : vodor
• \m/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 : headache
• Haha awesome. I get those fucking things all the time. : Vis Inack
• nice :) : -Panther-
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  I find it sad everyone knows what the hello.jpg image is just from the name In 10 years it will still... : Anti_dentite
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    why do you find it sad? I think it's cool that the internet has legends like that. : slax0r
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      I wasn't being serious with the sad bit, it's funny sad, if that makes any sense : Anti_dentite
      • okay, I think I gotcha. : slax0r
• You == Winnar : Magitek
• * S E R V O ' D * : Phil
• servo = teh pwn. : virus
• Hahahaha oh thats good : remorse-

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  show your tits : para:dig`m
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    tasteful, real frickin' tasteful. : Toraz Chryx
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      shows your balls : creeping-death
      • http://www.stpete.org/images/040901.jpg : Toraz Chryx
  • Jesus Christ! Never get laid? : moshman
• Atari show her google, and get her into shacking. Also please get a web cam ;) : abrasion

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  wtf is o_O : scharfschuetze
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    It's the expression a manga character gets when he/she is astounded or dumbfounded(sp?) : I=O=N
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      i always think of bill the cat : emocore
      • could be that too, it was just what i thought it was. : I=O=N
• fucking hell! : Toraz Chryx
• lolololol : halfwaybastard
• God some ppl are fucked up. : Gorf
• That's really fucked up : lord of tError
• Some other guy shot his 2 kids while on the phone with his x-wife : overtoke
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  Do you bite your thumb at me Sir? : rosewood
  • no, I bite your thumb! : Degenerate

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  try selecting the entire thing, go to the sort menu and do a sort on the time field. : moshman
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    Great minds think alike :) : Phearsome
    • w00t! :) : moshman
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  Can't you select the whole chart and sort the data by that row? Either ascending or descending? : Phearsome
  • that worked. I had tried that but it didn't work the first time - 'Ascending' was selected when the dial... : Caboose

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• JOKEMAA'N!!!! : gegtik
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  i know what to write about, just doing news first : Maarten Goldstein
  • talking to himself again... : Torias

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• Wacom : Crimsonbeak

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• 1. The "Mummy" franchise has a lot of money making potential 2. The Rock has a lot of money making pote... : skynet
• Everybody loves The Rock! : Degenerate
• is rachel weisz in this movie? If not, I don't see the point. : gegtik
• Lotta people gonna be missing their Trailer Home payments this month : overtoke
• it was entertaining for a dumb movie : nurall

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• there's some setting in windows media player 7 you need to change... : Torias
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  Which version of DivX and which player? : c0bra
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    4.12/WMP 6.4 I switched to 16-bit colour, and it plays smoothly, so it's just 24bit colour that's cho... : Vantage
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      That's strange. : c0bra
      • Does it happen with all DivX movies? Are they encoded in YUV? : c0bra
    • because the intel 810e is very very ass at 24-bit. i'm running at 24-bit and dragging windows is laggy. : dodob

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• i mean black blood of the earth!! : dodob
• It's all in the reflexes. : Ryno
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  oh god i love that movie! : Jedi SeXpansion
  • Me too man. One of my fav. movies of all time. : Ryno
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  whose jack burton? : DjSix22
  • MINE!!!!!!!!!! : gegtik

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  Maybe that one swam from the Outer Banks over to OZ. : xocsida
  • Hehe. Probably. : skynet
• I hate it when they catch my brothers. : sharkII

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• WHO CARES who wrote the PAPER?!?! : the archvile
• "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INSTILL THE WRATH OF GOD WITH THIS THING?! : RiNgMaStEr
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  "She didn't say GOD BLESS YOU!!" : jedi_27
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    you're getting off lucky! : RiNgMaStEr
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      that was my favorite part of the entire movie. well the whole board scene : jedi_27
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        Don't run! Don't run! Finks! All of you, finks! : ghale
        • "I can't believe you forgot about the magazine" : jedi_27
• See, all these movies take place in a town called Shermer, in Illinois. And there's all this fine bush r : jimmy-buffett
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  mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. : Deathlove
  • ^^ Best line of movie ^^ : Degenerate

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  Export - import? : I=O=N
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    OE6 can't import from OE5 .. it can do 4 and 6, but not 5. go figure ... : Daggoth
    • http://chattanooga.net/~scochran/DBXtract.htm makes them into text files, you might be able to get th... : scharfschuetze
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  Check the properties on the account to see where the data is stored. Copy that folder. On new computer s... : overtoke
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    the actual messages aren't showing up in any folder. when i do an export though the dbx files appear und : Daggoth
    • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3477307 will do the same thing as dragging them out by hand, if I rec... : scharfschuetze
• install NS Communicator, then OE4 -> Communicator -> OE6. Just a thought. : ghale

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• I feel your pain. I wont get a nap until lunch though. :( : Degenerate

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  *keeps an eye out for first post* : AllYourBase
  • *keeps an eye out for tumbleweed* : gegtik

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  www.jerryfallwell.com : AllYourBase
  • unrelated: I dont like sites that have deceptive domain names kinda like this like www.notgayporn.com ... : rosewood
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3475935 : enigmatic
• guess I missed the earlier thread : rosewood

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• ha, thats so funny... I've never seen anyone called a case camper in SOF2, but I was called a camper ... : Nighteyes
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  hehehhe :) do people think that "boosting" is bad? ie jumping on a team mate's head to get from the f... : Torias
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    can you do it with just 2 guys or does it take 3? and whatever works is fine with me. The mapmakers need... : goatsecxy
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      i think you only need 2 guys : Torias
      • Did it last night, only takes 1 guy and the case runner to jump up on him. : Lunatic Angelic
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    it's bad if it's abused again and again, like he described. It's probably the only way that asshole cla... : the archvile
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      i personally think they should either write some fricking code to stop people standing on each other's h... : TORlAS
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        yeah, make the person below immediately die or something. That'll make those clanbois think twice befor... : the archvile
        • make them die immediately?.. don't you think that's a bit excessive? : Toraz Chryx
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    It's obvious that the map makers know about it. I think its perfectly legit, anyone who is playing can d... : moshman
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      but the admin should start banning once it gets out of hand. : the archvile
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        banning?.. no. Saying 'stop doing that please' and then kicking when they don't take heed?.. yes. ... : Toraz Chryx
        • well yes, I was assuming that complaining would be first. I just have a disposition against clans using... : the archvile
  • I was trying to get my teammates to do that the very first time I played. : c0bra
• good thing haiku's server is passworded. : the archvile
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  sounds similar to camping the bomb in CS : cygnus
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    which there is NOTHING wrong with doing. : scharfschuetze
    • it's boring. on pub servers, who gives a shit if you "win" just play and don't be a pussy : AllYourBase
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  That's not a bad PA :) : abrasion
  • holy fuck we need to send a shipment of jumper straight to hell! : Torias
• lmao g1 PA : rosewood

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  he should update more often. : Torias
  • yeah the past 6 months have been really slow on the updates =\ : gegtik

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• Well - it would be nice if you encrypted all important emails I do the same - I just have no important ... : rosewood

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  http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/instructions_on_marriage/1co07_03a.html : rosewood
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    http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/instructions_on_marriage/1co07_05b.html LEGO BOX'D ! : Torias
    • lmao @ http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/instructions_for_women/1co11_03b.html : rosewood

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• Yeah...it's pretty dead...wake up fuckers! : xocsida
• anything : nomaad
• Can't be chatty, got class in an hour. :( : geedeck

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• funny you should mention that! the number of threads shown per page was bumped up to 40 today. : klerck
• How about we make it configurable - then you can set it to one and bitch that you're missing all the goo... : ezkilla
• i think it shows too few! : rosewood

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  "I have been smoking the crack" : scharfschuetze
  • Repent! don't you know that all sorcerers will find their place in the lake of fire and face the wrath o... : infidel
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  A GREEN OGRE SMASHES YOU FOR 420HP! : firebone
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    Vantage shot the food. : overtoke
    • Elf shot his load!!!!!!. : zakk

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• POPUP STOPPER INFO NUKE PLZKTHNXBYE : scharfschuetze
• Go to Services, and disable the Messenger service. : xocsida

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  I want that kind of knockback when you get shot anywhere. People should not be able to shoot at you whil... : goatsecxy
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    I agree here but at the same time, it's a bit homogay because it breaks the game down to "who shoots fir... : haiku
    • homogay : kueay
    • OMG YOU SAID TEH S WORD!!!!!!!! I agree too, the knockback is cool and realistic, but on occasions just ... : moshman
    • "dynamic"? Are you a scientologist or something? : scharfschuetze
• has anyone mailed 'em about the footsteps apart from me :) : Raziel

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  NO FUCKING WAY?!?!?! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! They said they werent gonna put prices down either.. Gonna have t... : moshman
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    Yup, definately gonna happen, and now that means Sony will be decreasing the price of their PS2 no doubt... : Gorf
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      Sony isn't going to drop the prices. They are selling a ton of them, way beyond what they expected this ... : firebone
      • I reckon they will seriously think about it. : Gorf
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  FUCKING YES! I'm gonna buy one at launch now :-) I was gonna wait .. but FUCK IT! : -TKF-
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    YOU ARE BUYING A CHILDRENS PLAYTOY!!!! :) : moshman
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      Yes!!! Thats the point FOOL!!! :) : Gorf
      • I'm gonna wait till there are some real men's games out :) : moshman
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      Hey.. i'm 32 i need something to make me look younger!! : -TKF-
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        date an old woman : nurall
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          Actually the GF is part of the deal.. she prefers Nintendo games over PS2 games :-) waiting for that : -TKF-
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            That's cause women like cute graphics, oh yeah and I forgot about the ridculously addictive gameplay of ... : Gorf
            • you hit the nail : -TKF-
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    Well you'll be lucky to get one now I reckon unless they ship more in the first week. : Gorf
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      nah, there will be enough, they are shipping a crazy amount. : moshman
      • Yeah 46 ;) : Gorf
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      I'm gonna get pay upfront and threaten with violence.. all the usual "angry white male" crap :-) Oh..... : -TKF-
      • May 3rd : Gorf
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  Gamecube 129£ http://www.gamesradar.com/news/game_news_3080.html Confirmed! : -TKF-
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    they can't be making a profit on that... does show how MAXIMUMCHEAP PPC hardware can be had for tho' :) : Toraz Chryx
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      I don't think they care about making money on the harware, just like mobile phone networks don't on thei... : Gorf
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        Nintendo _were_ making a profit on each piece of hardware sold tho' : Toraz Chryx
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          Very TRUE! Not any more tho. : Gorf
          • time to brush up on my hardware h4x0r sk1llz and buy one, then attempt to run the PPC version of Windows... : Toraz Chryx
• this is informative! : -TKF-

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  just tape an "I'M OWT TO LUNCH HUHUHUHUH" sign on your wacky horned hat while you sleep. : [andromeda]
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    I would, but I think my wombat ate the hat. I can't find it anywhere! *<8~( : Vantage
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      \m/ RAMENSTEIN - DU HAST CHICKEN FLAVOR \m/ : [andromeda]
      • Stop!! I can't stop lauAHHH!! My spleen! : Vantage

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  *corrects obvious spelling error* : nomaad
  • I will break you! : infidel
• Resistance is futile : infidel
• Incoming priority signal: "Check your targets!" : infidel