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• Damn! Check out the cutie! Not bad at all! : xocsida
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  NICE HAPPYTRAIL WTF/?!$@i2II5 : para:dig`m
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    What ya mean wtf?? : aveil
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      i find that fucking disgusting : para:dig`m
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        i find you fucking retarded : pupismyname
        • you must have ignored the 'do not disturb' sign : overtoke
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          i am retarded because of my opinions! : para:dig`m
          • It happens, yes. : anon@netscape.com
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        Why is it disgusting? Everyone has it! : aveil
        • (it's not. he apparently likes his women made of foam rubber.) : pupismyname
        • agreed. Some people are just oblivious to their own appearance. (You deserve a big kiss tho!!) : moshman
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  ?stit ruoy wohs : overtoke
  • on ...mhu : aveil
• OMG PICS!!! you're cute. : pupismyname
• yama hama! : pyide
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  I like your hair, your room looks a bit messy :P : thief
  • That's cuz it's geedeck's :P : aveil
  • Yeah, it's my room. Cleaning is so... passe. : geedeck
• DANGER, DANGER. Female posting pictures on the Shack = bad idea... :) : bubble rap
• That's a cool piercing fapfapfapfapfapfapfap Neat hair too fapfapfapfapfapfap I'm sure not doing anythin : maalox
• ever wonder what tasty wheat taste like? : brutal
• HAIRY BELLY!!!!! :) Nah j00 is cute! (as in almost as her http://www.shackpics.com/moshman.jpg) but ONLY... : moshman
• oh yeah, clean up your room.. : moshman
• cool girl. you might want to update your shackpic, i like your new haircut/color! :) : Crimson
• i think you look better with long hair.. : evil-cow
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  You have a Canadian haircut : dognose
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    >:( : geedeck
    • I'm serious, my friend's gf lives in Canadia, and she has the same haircut : dognose
• HOT! : Former_HPB

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  Quite the contrary. In team elim there is motivation to, omg omg, actually put some effort into teamwor... : boolean
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    I agree with you. I think if people took it upon themselves to really put out tents and camp hard it mig... : geedeck
    • plus in Team DM it sure sucks to have to look out for people respawning right behind you after you get t... : Crimson
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    Wrong. There is no objective so there is no reason to go anywhere with your team. The only goal is to ... : eghartman
    • the objective is to have your team survive. that implies eliminating the other team. once you know the ... : BadRespawn
    • I think they should include a feature that fixes this. Like if you don't move a lot you get more vulnera... : Sebastian Sylvan
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    Theoretically, this is how it *should* be. Realistically however... it's people all over the map going ... : Entity
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      you know what fixes that, removing individual player scores and only doing team scores teamplay will ... : ghost in my shell
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        true. though an alternative may be to have scores distinguish between different kinds of contributions t... : BadRespawn
        • problem with that is that ive seen when that happens is that the people protecting the flag carrier are ... : ghost in my shell
• All Seeing Eye is your friend! Much better than the in game browser. : Former_HPB

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  why are you posting here? the shotgun seems alright to me... : Torias
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    why? i'm On FP Topic??!! : BadRespawn
    • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?comments=19984 try posting there in stead? : Torias
• well I still say that the aim feels very odd... You can hit people and you begin to get used to it after... : Q-ball

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• We'd much rather have another PLAYER than someone sitting there giving commentary. : jrock

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• Cross sold separately : fen boi
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  i own that! : cygnus
  • still in the box too : cygnus

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  fucky. : Paranoid Android
  • fucky fucky fuck fuck fucky fucky fuck fuck : drucifer
  • nope. : PantherX
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  fuckn : para:dig`m
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    fucku : para:dig`m
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      fuckt : drucifer
      • fuck'n A! : haikeebah!
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  that damn game. boog (4|3) the clue is _o_g How can I have 3 letters in the right place without... : darweidu
  • two of hte letters are the same? : para:dig`m
• I think it's a bug. See this: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3469535 : Zero|DPX
• FUCK : moshman

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  This was today by the way...my wife was driving down the road and saw these two stormtroopers walkin... : xocsida
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    To teach the kids about the dark side? : overtoke
    • I guess so...or how not to hit stuff with blasters. :) : xocsida
  • Hahaha, thats neat! : thief

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  I was going to post but then I replied. : rossimo
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    for some reason i think you just lied : para:dig`m
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      it smells like something just died : Vis Inack
      • Bend over and open wide : Entity
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        that's me, I have my cheeks spread wide. : rossimo
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          but instead of intel, there's goatse inside : Vis Inack
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            ok guys, this is getting REALLY BAD. i knew i shouldn't have tried : kenmis
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              haha your brain == fried : para:dig`m
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                Like a child wiffing insecticide : Entity
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                  Oh my, oh my. : thief
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                    Did you see that man-whore who just now walked by? : Magitek
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                      Singing that Quake 3 lullaby? : thief
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                        If I'm not mistaken, it's Maarten Goldstein! : Magitek
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                          OMFG, one of the best lines! : thief
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                            Only 175 more and this song will be fine! : overtoke
                            • Screw that, *sigh* : thief
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  Afroman is playing in my town next week. : overtoke
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    is afroman a real group? what a bunch of fucks : para:dig`m
    • surprised me too. I'm assuming they will play that song at least 3 times. (the 30 mininte remix) or m... : overtoke

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  Haiku's SOF2 server. And how about the ability for shackers to add links to funny/interesting/other pos... : boolean
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    >> And how about the ability for shackers to add links to funny/interesting/other posts goatse/compug... : sikander
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      After they submit the url you could just run it through a program. Have the program parse it out into a... : boolean
      • thats a good idea.. i'll look into it : sikander
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  ShackMap: http://pages.infinit.net/rudyj/shackmap/ : Dante
  • oh yeah.. thanks : sikander
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  zero's cam portal should be on there. http://www-personal.umich.edu/~jocelynm/shack/shackcam.htm ... : pupismyname
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    the cam portal is on already. and i changed it to / : sikander
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      HIGH FIVE! : pupismyname
      • ^5 : boolean

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• I wish I had broadband to play, I guess I could try it with 26400... : thief

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  Are you trying to cause shackers around the globe to begin masturbating furiously keel over and die due ... : Toraz Chryx
  • Yes, yes I am : aveil
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  Orange used to be my favourite color, now its green and blue... and orange...black is pretty cool, red i... : thief
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    dark purple. BEST. COLOUR. EVAR. : Toraz Chryx
    • Ehhhhhhh purple is very mediocre. : thief
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    Blue and green are my fav colors too, but I figure orange would look good if I ever get a tan : aveil
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      any color would look good if you have a big enough chest : para:dig`m
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        Don't listen to him :( : thief
        • Ok :) : aveil
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  Orange?! I'd get if they had it in purple. Fredrick's of Hollywood is one of the *only* places that ma... : princessjeni
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    and what size would that be? : para:dig`m
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      I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you by smothering you with my massive boobies! : princessjeni
      • He'd like that... : aveil
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    Actually I think they're the only ones that make pretty bras... too bad they can't be cheaper >:( : aveil
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      Victoria's Secret actually has some that I like too, but they are also WAY expensive. : princessjeni
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        Yeah I saw they wanted $46 for a freakin bathing suit top and I liked the fredericks one better anyway : aveil
        • I never knew they were so expensive, I guess I can understand the need to shop so much... uhh, to find t... : thief

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  ooo...get Powerstrip : drucifer
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    Yeah I used it but it blows up XP for some reason....did it twice now :/ : cold_40
    • hmmm...yeah...I'm using Windows 2000. : drucifer
  • Erkkk! Powerstrip = TEH BLOATWARE! IMO download the registry key that will allow you to access the ov... : Twids
• Gainward makes EXPERTool - comes with their cards; may be availiable from the website - no idea how it w... : haikeebah!
• NVTWEAK NVMAX, NV******* dunno. : thief
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  coolbits.reg : pyide
  • Second'd : Twids
• rivatuner : SPAZER

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• I think 3 people bought it : chrono_triggr
• I've played through it. Don't go in the water, pretty simple answer. :) Great game too : Entity
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  I think that's what convinced me not to buy it after playing the demo. I got really frustrated and I tho... : Do_Or_Die
  • Don't get JK2 then :) : drucifer
  • The thing is, at least Alice makes jumping easy (there's a jump cursor). : acheron
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    I really like the game, I just got upset cuz I couldn't get passed that part and since I had another gam... : aveil
    • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3469398 : Entity
• yeah, the game gets substantially better after those levels. quicksave A LOT : El Guapo
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  Throw cards at them when they jump out of the water, people. It's not difficult. Just don't bother while... : Entity
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    That's not the problem though. My problem is that I fall off the leaf when it actually goes down the fal... : aveil
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      There isn't a vine to jump to? : Lone Swordsman
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        I don't recall seeing one but I'll look : aveil
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          Yes there is. Right at the end of the line, there is a thin vine which you need to jump forwards to. Now... : Entity
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            So right before you go over the waterfall? : aveil
            • There's a waterfall with spikes at the bottom/a noticable fall(You'll know that you'll die if you go ove... : thief
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      Don't you jump to another leaf and/or to some land? I'm not sure where you're at, going down that leaf-... : thief
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        Yeah that's where, after you talk to that big furry thing... : aveil
        • I haven't played the game in a while, but I don't remember having to much difficulty, just trial and err... : thief
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  Played and finished. The final "boss" is fucking amazing and hard as hell! : RatBastard
  • How DO you kill that thing? I'm still stuck there. : Lone Swordsman
• That was a great game! : thief
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  it's about the only pc game my gf's ever played, and she's played through it twice... : Honky
  • Heh my roomie used the cheat for invincibility, she still couldn't get past the first level : aveil
• alice was fuckin awesome : mightykev
• THat's parts a bitch! I was a total cheater and used the God cheat at that part! >:) : princessjeni

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  Whaaaa!?!!! HELLS YES! : thief
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    just because it takes place in the past, I guess its history channel worthy. :) : tomservo
    • History Channel > (some other channel thats inferior) : thief

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• No, your face does : Incendiary Penis
• no, its your huge gut : Crimson
• i had no idea they could be made that small : overtoke
• No, its your thunder thighs. : boolean
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  I see 4 bans >:( >:( im telling Maarten : tomservo
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    TAKE THIS!!1 http://www.drewiscool.com/images/tservo.jpg : Incendiary Penis
    • hahahahahahahahaha : tomservo
    • SMACK! bwahahaha : ultramega
    • oh shit, that cracked me up good : Dante
• i think its you being fat that does it : chrono_triggr
• no its your giant pud. : kingfish

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  the cartoon? : chrono_triggr
  • The film : Toraz Chryx
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  /plays SOF2 : nomaad
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    /decides not to play SOF2, but rather download some illegal mp3s : nomaad
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      speaking of which, who downloads merely legal mp3s? honestly, who hasn't downloaded something that was r... : Crimson
      • Careful! TEH FBI might be lurking aboot! : nomaad
• /takes a shower : boolean
• /me uses the Force : drucifer
• /opens beer, reads shack, gets ready to go out to dinner : Crimson
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  /me eats leftover Pad Thai from dinner at a Thai restaurant last night : warpdude
  • DAMN YUO i love asian food : Crimson
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  /reads Toraz's posts on slashdot : RatBastard
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    OMG STALKER! : Toraz Chryx
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      Shit! I blew my cover! : RatBastard
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        which post?, the one re: jpeg compression? : Toraz Chryx
        • I ahven't read any today. I saw a few posts of yours yesterday. : RatBastard
• /cooks and eats : rosewood
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  /watches klercks : tomservo
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    o_0 : drucifer
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      its the bettar version : tomservo
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        Is that the director's cut with the added footage of goats? : drucifer
        • yes, and the dongs : tomservo
• good for you. : virus

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• I can't believe someone would pay good monay to see that movie. : nomaad
• Nuts to you. Any movie with The Rock in it screams Classic : Entity
• <Arnold> It's not a toooooma </Arnold> : Twids

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• http://www.directron.com/blac1.html ? : haikeebah!

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• You're damn right : Entity
• CORRECT! : Zero|DPX
• \/ : Vis Inack

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  Was Bill Clinton at the end in a hot tub? : drucifer
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    CRUISIN' USA : drucifer
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      No, it was for the 8 bits Nintendo Entertainment System machine, not n64/arcade : rorshack
      • Excite Bike!!!! hehehe kididng... thats one of the BEST games ever maed.. : evil-cow
      • Mickey's Speedway USA ? : drucifer
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  top gear 2! : |mali|
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    that was my first reaction too, but that was for Genesis, not NES. : evil-cow
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      snes, damn best game ever tho : |mali|
      • SNES? hm.. i wanna find a rom for it... : evil-cow
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    i still remember the $80K engines, with the $15K gearboxes and the nitros...jebus that was one amazing g... : evil-cow
    • i love that game, one of the best racers ever made : |mali|
  • it was for the nes. But I'll check topgear2 out, I might be wrong and this could be the game. :) : rorshack
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  Days of Thunder? : chrono_triggr
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    did ANYONE play taht game? it twas hard : chrono_triggr
    • I never understood how to win :( : thief
• Mario Kart : ultramega
• excite bike : para:dig`m
• RC Pro-Am : overtoke
• RAD RACER! : PantherX

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  Who won? : fat mike
  • coyotes :( it was still fun tho :D : virus
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  Great! Now you're all set for hitchhiking around the galaxy! : nomaad
  • You have: no tea : __declspec
• Does it wanna get high w/ you? : haikeebah!
• eject is coming! somebody get a towel : tomservo

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• If you're not logged in, the links to login and register go to the guess subdir. i.e. http://notworks... : Portax
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  one the third word, "_ o _ l" i guessed "loll" and it wasn't right. however my last guessed word shows l... : protoman
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    It counts l 3 times even though it might only appear once in the word. : Portax
    • oh! ok i gotcha. : protoman
• I got the same word twice. The first time it took me about 13 times to guess it :) : Portax
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  heh, it's actually a bit entertaining ;) gj with it how can i buy a letter? : mad-d00d
  • also, i think the words you guess correctly should also appaer on the guessed words column.. : mad-d00d
• Why exactly do you have accounts? : airrob
• how long does this thing take to email a password? : mrmung
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  November is a fucking cheater! : protoman
  • I bet he's using a db-hack! : Portax
  • I have to agree... I don't see how you can guess right every time, 14+ times in a row, with no help avai... : Zero|DPX
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  I'm on the last word of bracket 3 and it shows "_ _ _ _". I put in 4 letters and it tells me I have too ... : protoman
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    I get the same but its "_ _ _ _ _" and only takes 4 : firehawk
    • I get five blanks, it takes five, but my guess list proves conclusively that it's not possible to get a : Zero|DPX