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  do you know where I can read up on the combat system? I'm real picky when it comes to these sort of thin : jerkinisnice
  • there are rumours of a demo, but I doubt anything will come of it. : johnny appleseid
  • unlikely until after the game releases there aren't any great consolidated sources for combat info, b... : Gauss
• Oh my god... *orders geforce 4* : Vantage
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  I bet I won't be able to play this game on my POS computer. :( : arizona bay
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    it ran on someones crappy celeron with radeon le so... yes, you will : Gauss
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      It's not a speed issue. I have a Athlon/VIA mobo/SB Live combination. Which is like the setup from hel... : arizona bay
      • But hey, it was cheap wasn't it. : Entity
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        strange, I have the same setup (just picked up an audigy, but same deal) and no problems : Gauss
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          Oh yeah, I also have WinXP and a GeForce. And those two things don't mix well either. Right now I'm pl... : arizona bay
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            I have an Athlon, SB Live, WinXP and Geforce, and everything runs dandy for me. I smell user error ;) : Vantage
            • haha, you're probably right. I probably messed something up on the mobo majorly when switching my CPU f... : arizona bay
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  That is one purty sceenshot! <8 0 : Haku-Jin
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    Here's more reposted from last night: http://www.morrowind.com/images/art/mwind_web38B.jpg http://... : Gauss
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      OK, I need this game like no other! : Haku-Jin
      • this post is correct : Gauss
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      Informative! since this probably won't get seen by most if it isn't. : --Viscid--
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        pffft, sif people care about pictures of this silly game : Torias
        • Silly Game?!?!? This is one of the most anticipated games of the year/century/milleniumium! : --Viscid--
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  aw shit, this thing's gonna goatse my GF3 isn't it? :( : hawkeye
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    no, it'll run fine by all accounts from something like 30 previews... plus joo get the cool water (l... : Gauss
    • HOORJ FOR ME! : hawkeye
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  this is one of several reason i will be purchasing a GF4 4200 when it comes out : afrochops
  • this is the only reason I will be purchasing a 4600 the day it goes gold ;) I was originally waiting ... : Gauss
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  gameplay > graphics : Torias
  • At least somebody agrees with me. : Degenerate
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    morrowind = gameplay + graphics > nwn = owned! : Gauss
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      maths has logic errors in it, sorry! : Torias
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        I was looking at that after posting it, it is a pretty goofy formula but still true! : Gauss
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          does morrowind have such an elven paladin npc in it? http://gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/most_a... : Torias
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            no, but it'll have a nude patch about .00000001 seconds after release, so you can wander around as a nak : Gauss
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              bah, just shows how dedicated bioware is... they even made some pink satin tiles for the interior of ... : Torias
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                Guys guys.. Must we fight so...? An RPG fan that does not anticipate, slavor over and love BOTH Morrowi... : Vantage
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                  its not a fight, its more of a series of 'my world shaking rpg is > your world shaking rpg' :D : Gauss
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                    They are both my world shaking rpgs, and I hold no favourite over the other. To do so is blasphemy. : Vantage
                    • fence sitter : johnny appleseid
                    • Well if I were a betting man, I would probably bet on NWN first.. as Bioware are yet to dissapoint. By a... : moz
                • agreed! My biggest fear is that NWN comes out too soon before I'm done with Morrowind and I end up split... : jidar
• my puter is gonna blow up trying to run that : sikander
• Jeremy Soule is doing the music for this. He rocks! (He is also doing Neverwinter Nights and Icewi... : grendel
• or, hey, morrowind.com! : Luminair

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• that is so hot. : [andromeda]
• Photoshop that mofo! : elosorojo
• *sound of shackers loading up photoshop* : Vis Inack
• kawaii : sikander
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  I saw you in the post office wanted for terrorism : radicus
  • you mean child molestation. : BoneZ
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  you look like a terrorist : nicoderm
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    dammit, you beat me to it, stupid school laptops! : jambalaya king
    • i beat you both to it : radicus
  • OMFG SOMEBODY BAN THIS MOFO FOREVER : gegtik
• total criminal : Gauss
• No wonder he's so sensitive about being depicted as a nazi. : anonimo
• * D O N 'T H A T E M E C U Z I 'M B E A U T I F U L 'D * : Lynn Minmei
• TERRORIST : gegtik
• IDEA! Scan the entire liscense and blur out the details, and that can be your picture for TEH G4! : PantherX
• what are ya in for, eh? : mofo
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  prime.d2g.com/p/gibson.jpg : sikander
  • HAHA! With the plastic cowboy hat and everything, that's beautiful. : anonimo
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  OMG he nuked the terrorist stuff, it's only opinion - you do look a little dodgy in the pic - you can't ... : abrasion
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    no he only nuked this: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3435499 : [andromeda]
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      and http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3435538 : gegtik
      • yeah just noticed that... : [andromeda]
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  Do you get searched at allot of airports? : MacGyver
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3435520 : gegtik
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  http://members.shaw.ca/macgyv3r/steve.jpg : MacGyver
  • BAH-HAHAHA! Don't ban me for laughing. : anonimo
• where that pic really comes from: http://storm.prohosting.com/~geedeck/stevesuspect.jpg : geedeck
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  excellent work... but we're all in ER. : Caboose
  • OH. Well, I knew that but... I wanted everyone just to think that I meant to post in Werd. : geedeck

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  whatcha get? : radicus
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    Navel ring : aveil
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      You are disappointed? Generally i find those quite attractive... : radicus
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        Nono, I like it, I just don't like spending that much at once ;) : aveil
        • ah, im with ya there : radicus
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      a friend of mine thinks I should get one but I'm afraid I'll pop like a balloon. : [andromeda]
      • Nuns are balloon people. Got it. : geedeck
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        Don't be silly, it looks like a quick, easy procedure! www.geocities.com/vntge1/piercing.avi (don'... : Vantage
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          oh I've seen it done many times, it's just not for me though. : [andromeda]
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            Did you watch the clip? I'd be tempted, if the kiss was part of the package : Vantage
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              yeah I did... : [andromeda]
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                Umm... ok. : Vantage
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                  righto! : [andromeda]
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                    Jolly Roger and Hip Ho Away We Go! : Vantage
                    • pip pip, old bean! Fetch my riding cap post-haste! : [andromeda]
        • wow, that was sort of cool. Can i get it done? : radicus
• Me? $25 :) : Optimus Prime
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  i just spent 45 on a fuckin cup : spector
  • Cup? : aveil
  • a titanium cup? : radicus
  • So was it titanium or what? : Portax
  • fufme sells cups now ? : filthysock
  • Would that be a small medium or large ? : thief
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    its a cup to protect my sack, foem thing in the form of shorts.. i got shot in the nut sunday (pb) and d... : spector
    • OH HOLY SHIT THATS PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks like a fucking crater in his sack =( : SatansFist
    • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3435411 : thief
    • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *doubles over in pain* : Vantage
    • The moral: pamper your nuts, they deserve it So true : ultramega
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  i am surprised no one has asked for pics yet : elosorojo
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    I'm surprised no one has asked for nude pics, not that'll it would happen but gee why not ask anyway? : aveil
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      Ok... i'll be the first... Nudes? : Hizzow
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        Nope, you're not that lucky ;) : aveil
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          I tried... :) Was expecting a "STFU!" : Hizzow
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            You're probably not lucky enough for one of those, either. : Portax
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              She said she'd personally kill me with a lamp and sand : elosorojo
              • LOL oh that was funny... : aveil
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            Oh what the hey... STFU! : aveil
            • Whoop! My expectations have been fulfilled!! Thanks :) : Hizzow
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              just show us your navel ring. Whats the big deal? : ultramega
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                I don't have a camera... geedeck does : aveil
                • he knows what he needs to do! :) : Hizzow
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                  heres how it works.... get camera from geedeck.... take picture of navel ring....upload pic to website..... : ultramega
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                    Step 3...profit! : radicus
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                      STAGE 3, get it right! : anonimo
                      • oh, SORRY! : radicus
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                    I KNOW how it works :P : aveil
                    • when can we expect the pictures then? : ultramega
                    • I'm sure Atari will be happy to host your pics. : ultramega
    • Shit! I would've if I'd known you were female! Sorry, not paying too terribly close attention. : anonimo
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      id prefer clothed pics...people are generally better looking with their clothes on : radicus
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        Isn't it funny how that works? I'm too sexay for being naked... : aveil
        • grrr...you had to get that song stuck in my head didnt you??? : radicus
      • Uhh, yeah, you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. : anonimo
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        Yeah... There are times when Corsettes and Teddies do more than flat out nude.. : Hizzow
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          ick! I dont like that whorish lingerie either : radicus
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            I prefer unwhorish lingerie : aveil
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              standard bra and panties are good enough for me. Anything from fredricks of hollywood just turns me off ... : radicus
              • What about from the Secret that is Victoria? : Hizzow
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                Well stay away from my drawer :-| : aveil
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                  the stuff is no good unless its being worn ;) : radicus
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                    Oh it gets worn ;) : aveil
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                      can you prove this? : radicus
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                        Well if you don't believe me or geedeck than you'll never know the truth : aveil
                        • not unless he uses TEH X10 CAMERA!!!111 : elosorojo
                        • We can't handle the truth! : Midshift
          • What's whorish about it? I don't make women wear it. My last gf like it better than I did.. She would... : Hizzow
    • I am not asking because I already have. And you shot me down. So I asked another day. And you shot me do... : -=fatman=-
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      phsaw as if I couldn't get naked pictures of girls without having to go to YOU how presumptuous! : headache
      • I only said that cuz they've asked before... : aveil
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  I wanna get my toungue pierced and I am going to this summer... becuas eI'm finally the age where I don'... : greh kleh
  • A tatoo of an anchor? : radicus
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    Get a tattoo of a beeg eyeball. : zerologik
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      With a knife through it and lots of blood spewing out. : Portax
      • Yeah! And have the words "MORBID AGES" underneath! : zerologik
  • Piercing just yells "pain" to me. : seemlar
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  I just spent $895 today! : SatansFist
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    oh and $110.98 too. : SatansFist
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      0WNED BY IRS : ostrichboy
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        nope! Credit card and overdue cell phone bill. : SatansFist
        • doh! : ostrichboy
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  I just spent $11.50 on a tire puncture : gegtik
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    I just spent $260.95 on the same thing. How could I have possibly hit the PRL?! I haven't posted in,... : anonimo
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      sidewall? : gegtik
      • No, it was in the tread, but I couldn't tell you for how long. I noticed the tire was pretty low middle : anonimo

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• NUT bad at all. looks to be a nice car : archon
• I still own you: http://www.vwvortex.com/news/02_02/02_13/index.shtml 331 kW (450 bhp) : TheOccifer
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  waht do you drive now? this is my drizzeam car right here http://www.audiusa.com/model_gallery/0,,conten... : mega man
  • yeah, the A4 is a sweet-ass car I still like the prev-gen A4 better though, because it looked less li... : warpdude
• No, you cannot have my car!! THAT CAR IS MINE!! : princessjeni
• yeah the RSX is pretty nice. The interior colors sucks ass though, so if you are going to get one, make ... : mofo
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  Yup they're nice. A co-worker of mine just bought one, fully loaded for 28k. : SatansFist
  • HOLY SHIT 28K FULLY LOADED??? omg yeah dream car heh : virus
• run away!! far far away!! : OverBurN
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  Celica ripoff. : skynet
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    POS IMHO ... 200HP at an unusable RPM == useless... : OverBurN
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      Don't be knockin my car boy! ;) : SatansFist
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        to each his/her own... but IMHO there are MUCH MUCH better cars out there... : OverBurN
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          Prime example: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3434805 : TheOccifer
          • that being one of them :) : OverBurN
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            (413 lb/ft of torque) is available across an extremely wide range of engine speeds, from 1950 to 5600 rp : OverBurN
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              I have a Honda Pelude Type-SH, (same engine as the standard prelude.) So does this mean that my 1,065 ... : Hizzow
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                1,065 ftlb of torque I'd ask if you meant 165, but you put in a comma and everything! so... durr? : DinK
                • Hmm... Don't some places use commas where decimal points should be? Maybe he only has 1.065ftlb of torqu... : StuMan1337
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                  no... my number is right.. Sorry... Misthought.. 156@5kRPM : Hizzow
                  • Must learn to take out previous comment... : Hizzow
          • of course. But then you're not comparing apples to apples. : mofo
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            For 21k out the door? I got it because I've heard nothing but good about them (except their low power at... : SatansFist
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              What about a Mustang or Camaro? : StuMan1337
              • Don't like the Camero's looks, and I was considering the Mustang too, but it's just a little too popular... : SatansFist
            • WRX $24K 227hp 215ft-lb AWD, supposed to handle like a dream. Probably a good bit quicker than an RSX a... : DinK
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      Hahaha, 200hp @ 7400rpm?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA and 142 ft-lbs @ 6000rpm HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : matrix
      • impressive eh!? gotta take it almost to red to make any power... : OverBurN
• BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my 97 prelude would kick it's ass... : Hizzow
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  get a wrx! : radicus
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    WINNAR! I want a WRX soon... : DinK
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      yeah, if I had a next car, it would be the WRX in that awesome rally-blue color : warpdude
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        I wanna blue WRX or maybe RX-8 : DinK
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          RX-8 isn't coming out for a while though. and that whole "is it a 2 door? is it a 4 door? it's neither!"... : warpdude
          • I think it looks fuckin awesome. The doors are neat, since I guess there's not enough room for a full d... : DinK
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        http://lumine.net/subaru/legacyb4/wrxsti/media/01.jpg My next car. : mofo
        • Wish we could get STis here. :/ : DinK

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• 1640 : wrynn
• 0 : para:dig`m
• 5570 : princessjeni
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  im well over 15k by now I'm sure... 4{*OLDSKOOL'D : jidar
  • oh shit... *hangs head in shame : jidar
  • shacktagged like a retard. : nerfherder
  • old skool like a mofo! ;) : Degenerate
• finding the last page is a waste of time and effort : vodor
• 2930 + 3 : thomas jefferson
• 17,593 or something. : fat mike
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  9390 or so? : c0bra
  • But I don't post as much as you insane monkleys >:( : c0bra
• 18,050 sheesh =) : sikander
• somewhere around 14,320 : Degenerate
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  hmm... 840 : Theos
  • get busy! : Degenerate
• 1607, including this one : tedv
• 2200, I don't post much. =P : --Viscid--
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  1781, I'm a quiet guy. : rossimo
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3435218 : Theos
• 2330 on this account : radicus
• 7376, much more than i was expecting :/ : mad-d00d
• a lot. : [andromeda]
• 2,950 since July 28, 2001 : -=fatman=-
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  6430 : Optimus Prime
  • Under my Nemo_NX username. Really ought to by Maarten about getting rid of it. :) : Optimus Prime
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  I don't get how to do this... : thief
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    Just click next 10 comments forever and ever?! : thief
    • no you can change the number in the url smarty man :) : headache
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    You have 1570 comments. 157pages x 10comments/page = 1570 comments : -=fatman=-
    • Easy enough, thanks (: : thief
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      figure mine out : spector
      • 2361 comments 236 full pages x 10 comments + 1 on the next page = 2361 : -=fatman=-
• 8835 counting this one : El Guapo
• 8450 http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=AllYourBase+page=845 : AllYourBase
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  now that the servers are pimpin, why not put the post count back eh guys?????? : El Guapo
  • it wasn't a problem with server load, it was a problem with postcount whores : haccess
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  6280 : Hizzow
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    After the Great comment loss of 20001 : Hizzow
    • whoops... 2000 : Hizzow
• 8600ish...my first post died in the db crash... : acheron
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  I've got 4280 pages, so nearly 43000 posts. ;) : Vantage
  • You know, it's probably your fault Steve was demented enough to restrict the post rate the way it now is : Optimus Prime
• about 1040 since january. but then, i had other screennames for about 2 years before that, so... : maynard854
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  Jebus... I remember when 5000 was a LOT. I remember when I was the first person to break 8000 posts. I... : Vantage
  • and now every Tomservo, Dick and Harry have 8000 posts. : acheron
  • i remember celebrating my 1000th [hah] post here : sikander
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  I got 8480... check out my first post! http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=9996 : PantherX
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    a quiet 11611 (cool number!) : MrShmoo
    • and i still don't know how to reply after all of those! : MrShmoo

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• he does actually. they copied mine just for his model : jedi_27
• and slaps around bruce campbell with it : pyide
• yeah and... oh i see what you're trying to do. : dodob
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  Dude, you don't BET that he has a huge dick. You fucking KNOW he has a huge dick. : Mentu
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    Yeah, the better to ream guys in the dirtbox with. : matrix
    • Well, his sexuality might be in question. I mean, the whole thing with the strippers might be overcompen... : Mentu
• and I bet you want to stroke it : Brandino
• he does. trust me : mega man
• for a sec I thought that said 'LIKES the huge cock.' : fragasm
• It is steel tipped too! : DNF Gone Gold
• O_o : skynet
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  let it go. : mofo
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    Got a Duke tattoo. It's too late for that. : dognose
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      I bet you if I start making a DNF cereal, I'm going to be very rich. And you'll be my only customer. : mofo
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        No a lot of people would eat that. : dognose
        • how about DNF cereal with dick shapes? : mofo
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      I should get one in support of you : Degenerate
      • They are only $80 and they feel good. : dognose
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      If you got married someone named "Lisa" and got her name tattooed on your chest, what would you do if sh : tedv
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        have "is a BITCH" put underneath her name :) : Lynn Minmei
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          what if you date another lisa??? : gegtik
          • Conclusion: Blind fanboyism will eventually make you a mockery, especially if you get a tattoo to prove ... : tedv
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  YEAH IT'S IN HIS MOUTH AND IT'S ATTACHED TO BRUCE CAMPBELL'S PELVIS!! LOL : gegtik
  • lolololololololololol : Magitek
  • hahahahahaa : jidar
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    Bruce Campbell sets off the gaydar, big time : dognose
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      THAT'S WHY HE ENJOYS A LONG SAUCY BLOW C/O DUKE NUKEM!!! : gegtik
      • The truth is so obvious in this post, it's like the blinding sunlight! : geedeck
• This is an awfully large thread to be based upon "I bet Duke Nukem has a huge cock." Something like thi : anonimo