Evening Reading

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  * T O O L 'D * : Wolfanoz
  • fu! it's NIN! : skynet
  • pwned!!! : Silentlobotomy
• GREAT fucking NIN song! : V0lk
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  Hey! A NIN song i like! : Jedi SeXpansion
  • OMFG! : skynet
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  that's a cool Lynyrd Skynrd song. : [andromeda]
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    wait... It's not Cat Stevens? : jasonepowell
    • it's James Taylor, goddamnit, don't get this wrong. : Paranoid Android

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• I see crack at the bottom of the page! http://bigredjim.corral.net/21.html : SlimJim
• Nice. Trying to figure out if they are in town here. : PantherX

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• bite me! : Clay
• I went there, and this is what I got: 500 Internal Server Error Error parsing JSP page /comments.jsp ... : Maddog_Delphi97

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  There once was a man from nantuc.. err, never mind. : Vantage
  • that's the only one i could think of : Clay
• i don't think it exists. : nurall
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  There once was this guy named clay, who argued he really wasn't gay. He stopped by at Klercks after comi... : haiku
  • Jeez...that's not even a haiku. Wakka Wakka Wakka! : xocsida
• there once was a well to do man who'd eat baked beans from the can he offered ladies some cheese, whi... : infidel
• there once was a gentleman clay, who always forgot to pray, he offended God, that poor old sod, muc... : infidel
• there once was an old man clay, his hair was turnig grey, not young like a foal, he lost his bladder... : infidel
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3320722 : balaams_ass
• there once came a new kid to town, he wanted to play the clown, he plaed with the goats, and the mard : infidel
• There once was a website called Shack Filled with noisy bitches who chat They'd try to get laid But e... : 0Wingfan

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  you sir are wrong! The multi alone is a dream come true right now : jedi_27
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    I really like the multi but I dont think I'll play it very long. It doesnt seem to have that lasting ap... : Degenerate
    • yeah i could see how it would get old. so just like any game that is played online we are going to need... : jedi_27
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    never trust a man named Jedi when it comes to a star wars game :) : Sexpansion Pack
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      hehehe <jedi_27 MIND TRICK> you will all love the game. it is your friend. you will not stop playing i... : jedi_27
      • these aren't the droids we're looking for.... move along.... : Sexpansion Pack
      • all I ask for is more MP skins.. I play this and Global Ops as of late. : Wolfanoz
• worst. troll. evar. : Wolfanoz
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  If you really stop and think about it, wunderbred doesn't ever say anything of substance and should STFU : Odoyle
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    but then how would he get attention? : El Guapo
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      http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3383102 : gegtik
      • oh, that's how : El Guapo
• I could have told you that just a few days before after it was released. : Midshift
• HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? : gegtik

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• lol ;) : infidel

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  where? : Crimsonbeak
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    like Fileplanet or a less reputable source? : Crimsonbeak
    • nah, i think it's a leaked version.. : scion

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• GO BLUES GO! of course we are going to be lucky if we make it this year : jedi_27

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• icq has it so does msn : rosewood

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• if it won't get you thrown in jail it's not newsworthy. : ^-SeaWolf-^
• Claim you were abducted by UFOs. Photoshop some pics to back up your story. : GrumpyRelative
• go round dressed in a costuume giving out free timtams/ chockolates to a specific group of people. women... : infidel
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  Don't do anything that will cost anyone any money (ie property desruction), and you should be all set. : x-eyd|mary
  • we were considering getting a manakin dressing it up and drive into down in broad daylight. Stop at the ... : disembodied potato
• Pee off the side of a bridge onto the cars below. : arizona bay
• One of my uncles and a bunch of hisfriends once put an outhouse on top of a light pole. This was a long,... : x-eyd|mary
• the latest thing we did was pretty tame, got a few laughs tho. Theres a cricket club in our town so duri... : disembodied potato
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  I can think of a few I pulled in the 70's, but it's a whole different world now and I don't know how muc... : Dreagon
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    #1, We called up about 30 different people pretending to be the night DJ of a local radio station (KKLT9... : Dreagon
    • oh man, that's fucking golden lol. : jerkinisnice
  • #2 We targeted a bronze statue of some general on a rearing horse that was in the side yard of the local... : Dreagon
• His name was Robert Paulson. : jimmy-buffett
• start forking lawns.. get huge bags of plastic forks and set a lawn bristling with forks : gegtik
• The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, Sir! : Raziel
• Run out of the zoo screaming omfg its a lion : rosewood

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• I cunt hear you! : Wolfanoz

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• My accountant usually staples them. : El Tigre
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  Staple or paper clip. : Wolfanoz
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    OK! Thanks guys :) : Odoyle
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      Welcome..I haven't done mine yet LOLOLOL This weekend. : Wolfanoz
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        I think I may do mine tonight maybe. I have to pay. Not much though. : [andromeda]
        • Yeah, I should be getting much back.. I claimed single/zero on mine so they take out all they need and I : Wolfanoz
• $10,000! ahahahahhaah!!!! : haiku
• by EFILE dont you listen to the comercials fool e-File it, so much faster : rosewood

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  may I substitute spleen? : [andromeda]
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    /cuts self open...sure! : Wolfanoz
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      that is so hot. : [andromeda]
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        did I tell you I got a turnip tattoo? : Wolfanoz
        • O_O : [andromeda]
        • <simpsons>now, let's enjoy some good old turnip juice!</simpsons> : Teddah!
• How about a LIME instead? : V0lk

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• INCOMING MILITANT HIPPIES! : Toraz Chryx
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  Is this your substitute for a valid point of some kind? : Dreagon
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    No, this is my way of letting you know that you're one of the most boring and repetitive persons in this... : [Zoesch^2]
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      But you just can't help responding. :D : Dreagon
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        And you can't help posting anyway, just to let you know, the day an ignore user feature gets implemented... : [Zoesch^2]
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          I'm honored. ;) .....but somehow I doubt you can stay away from the controversy : Dreagon
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            Don't, BTW godspeed, there's more propaganda to be spread so don't waste your time here, go and do it fo... : [Zoesch^2]
            • >:D : Dreagon
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      I thought you left :) not that I think you should.... just maybe give up on people :) : Torias
      • I should... g'nite! : [Zoesch^2]
• Don't you just hate it when someone has your number dead to rights? : Quagmire

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• If there is any justice in the world! : OneBadMother
• don't forget AOD : Teddah!

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• *bump* : Odoyle
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  yeah! Whoracle has to be the best album, Dialogue with the Stars is one of the few songs that can alway... : gingerninja
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    I don't have that one - listening to The Jester Race. \m/ : Odoyle
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      I'm told by a hardcore fan (his choice..) that that's the best :\ Morphing in to primal = great too, sa... : gingerninja
      • (lack of sense due to being me being used as a taxi service. Grr. I should never have passed my test..) : gingerninja
• Zoesch hits Odoyle with his ring of indie cred for 666 points damage! : [Zoesch^2]
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  Yes indeedy. :) Whoracle and Clayman are my favourite of their albums (Whoracle has more acoustic eleme... : Vantage
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    Soilwork tend to have a bit too much keyboardy stuff for me. But apart from that, yay What other track... : gingerninja
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      I dig keyboards. ;) Other good tracks? Nearly anything off of their latest two releases, but my pick... : Vantage
      • there is a resonator in your brain. : [andromeda]
      • Someone forced lots of Soilwork on to me over the LAN, fnar fnar. And they managed to miss all of them b... : gingerninja
• Fav In Flames songs -> Only For The Weak, Bullet Ride, Jester Script Transfigured, Jotun, Whoracle. : Vantage

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• crash and burn : locobastard
• i'm staying up to watch touch of evil on AMC.. and the champions league QF leg 2 soccer game at 1:30 on : pyide
• hey! so did I! : haiku

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  A) Only if you plow my dirtbox you catholic priest : Bimmer
  • ..and call me choir-boy : scharfschuetze
• isnt that from "Good Will Hunting"? : fatbeaner
• No, but this might! /chick whips out huge rack : xocsida
• How is that offensive? : El Tigre
• A: "nothing wrong with a close physical examination" : infidel

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• ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : BigDough

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  cool. are you going to order the case online or pick it up at COMPUSA ? : jedi_27
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    going to COMPUSSR] today : Wolfanoz
    • that one's unfortunate : Torias
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      Ask them if they have shacktag removers in stock. : Toraz Chryx
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        oh that dry Brit humour! : Wolfanoz
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          That was funny bitch so STFU :D : [Zoesch^2]
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            Dont make me hit you with my xbox! : Wolfanoz
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              j00 can lift that thing? : Turd Ferguson
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                rotflmao : Toraz Chryx
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                  are you really 'rolling on the floor' ? : jedi_27
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                    yes damnit : Toraz Chryx
                    • YOU LIE!!! I want to some pics, or a web cam or something!!! ;) : jedi_27
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              Someone's been working out... a lot! : [Zoesch^2]
              • Yeah, Im starting to look like Dookeyfingers! : Wolfanoz
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      you are not going to wait for this to go on sale ? My friend picked up that case for $99 : jedi_27
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        nah, they'll be gone when they go on sale... all the comp nuts around here go there. : Wolfanoz
        • damn that sucks. well you can always pick it up now, and then get the difference when it goes on sale : jedi_27

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  New Oxes record got censored/banned : Odoyle
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    what for? : Sexpansion Pack
    • nudity. on it the band appeared to have been drugged by a date-rape drug and this chick had taken their : Odoyle
  • err.. from what i've heard the oxes don't have lyrics. oh no! the guitar playing is too weird! ban it! *... : darkling
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  Why? : [Zoesch^2]
  • there is a song called 'bomb the pentagon' ...apparently it was changed to 'rise' though. so there shoul... : darkling
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  what kind of stuff gets banned in america? that's like a rhetorical statement : industro
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    You get this http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=Aeu8m968ojep7 instead of this http://... : [Zoesch^2]
    • sensibilities need to be punched in the face : Toraz Chryx
    • also they took new york city cops off b/c of 9/11 : Sexpansion Pack

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• http://www.taxplanet.com/quickreference/taxrates/taxrates.html : zakk
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  I think that would put you in the 27% bracket. : Dreagon
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    whoops, 28% percent. My bad. : Dreagon
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      28%?!?! WOW!!! I pay 54% taxes here in germany!!! (harsh ain't it!) : moshman
      • acutally, a bit less, getting on to the 54% tho. : moshman
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        how much do you pay for healthcare,schools,garbage removal etc? : -TKF-
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          healthcare my company pays, the rest is included in the 54%. Schools, roads, police etc. : moshman
          • there might be a little extra for garbage removal etc. but its a tiny amount. : moshman
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        YEEOWTCH!....A politician would be suicidal to even propose such a tax over here. Heck, we are debating ... : Dreagon
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          I think I know where I'm moving next ;) : moshman
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            In my pants! : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
            • WHOOOOOOOO!! I was waiting for that offer!! *hops in* : moshman
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            We get more Brits that way.... seriously, I have a few as neighbors : Dreagon
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              Taxes are low in Britain too, I guess a bit higher than the US, but much lower than germany and health c... : moshman
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                And more poor people living like shit : -TKF-
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                  Thanks to Daikatana for that : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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                    lol. True, but there are a lot of poor people in england too, its just harder for immigrants to smuggl... : moshman
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                      UK has a low tax as well :-) : -TKF-
                      • lowtax? www.somethingawful.com : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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                  Yeah, it's terrible. Poor starving kids with distended bellies and gaunt faces just line the roads. Can'... : Dreagon
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                    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/1999/04/990408065854.htm : -TKF-
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                      That blows :( : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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                        AND! http://www.usccb.org/cchd/povertyusa/comment.htm Thanks google! : -TKF-
                        • :( : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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                          *Yawn* A study. Charts, figures, stats, and meaningless drivel using who knows what standards to determi... : Dreagon
                          • A bit fucking different than that. Its not at the level you sarcastically talk about. But poverty in the... : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
                          • Nice! Clearly you don't know shit. : -TKF-
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                      By their standards, I experienced poverty too. And that was when I was serving this country in the milit... : x-eyd|mary
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                        But see, the difference lies in your recognizing the "opportunity" to get out of poverty and their idea ... : Dreagon
                        • Exactly. It took a lot of hard work, but I did it. Many people are not willing to put forth the effort r... : x-eyd|mary
      • you get what you pay for... though in australia the max tax bracket is like 48%. : Torias
• Just reach down and grab your ankles... then get used to it... only then will you be ready for the IRS. : El Tigre

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• Yeah, that was pretty good. : x-eyd|mary

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• Sigh, that was a reply of course. : Dreagon
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  LOL! Arab's do just as much as the Isreali's have done. Man you're one blind mofo. : RiNgMaStEr
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    I can see how you could misunderstand the post I made, reading it out of context with the thread. I supp... : Dreagon
    • oh heh. in that case, you may pass go. : RiNgMaStEr
  • there will not be peace untill one side kills off the other side. : nurall
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  interesting point. the real question is would one who is spiritually superior try to bring down those wi... : infidel
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    and therein lies the difference between those who "feel they are spiritually superior" and those who rea... : Dreagon
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      The thing is, no one is more spiritually superior than anyone else. : RiNgMaStEr
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        absolutely. The bible doesn't say "all have fallen short of perfection" for nothing : infidel
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          imo, religion has all the characteristics of an "Intelligent Virus" :> : RiNgMaStEr
          • technically yes, it uses similar strategies to those now used in viral marketing. religion itself isn... : infidel
          • it's called a meme. : Dreagon
      • Exactly. : Dreagon
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        unfortunately they don't know that : BadRespawn
        • they can't afford to "know that" because then they would ultimately have to point the finger at the true... : Dreagon
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          but of course that doesn't mean that greed is a good thing,nor should it be encouraged. Just remember th... : infidel
          • likewise not everybody who is poor is so due to himself. people in power tend to abuse it in favor of t... : BadRespawn

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  megabytes : wrynn
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    howd you measure this? : radicus
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      speed test website : wrynn
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        link! : cottenc
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          REVEALED : slobberpuss
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            give it to cpt_gloval!! : cottenc
            • REVEALED : slobberpuss
• Run an FTP for the shack. : Mantle
• I believe by law you're required to set up an FTP for great justice : hawkeye
• drool over it : BadRespawn

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• That will teach me to put peanut butter on my penoose! : Phil
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  there goes another 20 mil of our tax dollars, sigh : judge
  • needle/thread/staples don't cost 20 mil. : SlimJim
• yeah, that's hilarious. :( : Mango
• wow, over a pack of cigarettes, ain't that a bitch... : jidar
• add something about a penis and all of a sudden a cigarette thief is big news. lame. : vodor
• DETACHABLE*PENIS'D : DapperDan
• *SUED* : BadRespawn

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• i know those stupid handphasers cant hit shit if it was standing still : nurall

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  isnt he still on a plane? : Degenerate
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    i guess someone should get an extinguisher for him then... : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • nah, I wanna watch him do the flamer dance : Degenerate
• he should let one of us do it sometime. hehehe ohhh the fun we could have : jedi_27

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  wireless access point irc client? : dodob
  • Wireless Application Protocol really.. : gingerninja

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  it will go up late today. Maarten is coming to America! : Mango
  • to Queens! : Degenerate

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  I've actually started usign the phrase "The dirtbox" during verbal conversations with coworkers... :)... : OneBadMother
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    I've enlighted my workplace on the mythology around the goatsex man... the giver, the receiver and th... : Torias
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      What the? : infidel
      • the reciever is goatse man. the giver is the proverbial goat the goatse kittens http://www.con... : Torias
    • Bless you sir, making the world a better place! : OneBadMother
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  car-MACK or CAR-mack? : dodob
  • hmmm, i think The CAR-mack : Torias

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• NO!! Geforce4 MX = Evil ripoff. They are just souped up Geforce2's. You would be better getting a Geforc... : Dreagon
• No teh Carmack said they suck... They're just an uber-Geforce2...Look for a cheap Geforce3 Ti 200 : Bimmer
• No! The Carmack said not to buy them. : Torias
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  listen to the Carmack : Silent1
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    ok so what is the best card i can get for less then $100 (with shipping) i work for govt and have to fil... : nurall
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      thow in an extra $25 dollars and get a Geforce3 Ti200. Or even a Radeon7500, that's right about at $90-$... : Dreagon
      • Not the 7500. It's a fine card, but it's only a supercharged old Radeon. : nomaad
      • i know i can get a geforce3 ti200 for around $130..but i dont want to fill out the paperwork : nurall
• No, wait for Ti4200. : nomaad

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• is the net going through proxy or something : dodob