Evening Reading

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  the actor who played harry potter? : plutonium245
  • no he was making pizza : MacGyver
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  I am klerck : skynet
  • Now i get it... http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3323893 : infidel

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• big colourful picture books : Torias
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  A hooker. Good thing to start them off early. : Thresher
  • let her know that he's a virgin, and tip her well to make sure he enjoys it. : karl hungus
• get em some kinda thing from toys r us my gf works there, she'd have good suggestions, i can call her i... : Nighteyes
• Rubber nipples : CoBeL

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  I dont care. I have nothing to write about : Maarten Goldstein
  • hold a trivia quiz and the winner gets to write werd : Torias
  • Sorry you're having a hard time, just ignore me I'm a shithead in the morning. : jidar
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  Just type the heading "WERD" and then say "There, it's up. Now STFU!" : Dreagon
  • why does it matter to you which non-news item you post in? : goatsecxy

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  ...and Malmsteen seems to like it. : drucifer
  • watching this bastard play guitar is surreal, his hands don't LOOK like they are moving that fast... : Toraz Chryx

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• PWNED I MEAN wtf, ya : ventro

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• Massively good fun. : freqq28
• rocked, i loved it, better than the first one, mondo ass-kicking beyond anything. better than the matrix... : BoneZ

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• ummm...I could find a 'use' for thoses... : drucifer
• fire away : incoherent
• alright they're uploading, give it half an hour. : BoneZ

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• break it in half or get a bigger bowl? : BoneZ
• just get a bigger bowl, I have some oriental bowls that fit two of them perfectly, which is why I'm so s... : Adrenaline
• it comes apart when you cook it : burningpantsman

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  shouldn't you be at work : creeping_death
  • I am :( the call tsunami hasn't rolled in yet... about another 10 minutes and I'll be swamped : tomservo
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  NWS : ventro
  • huh? : drucifer

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  wth is this all about. I would kick that damn rabbit. : ultramega
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    Holy hand grenade? : freqq28
    • "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt b... : mad-d00d
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  Exactly what kind of loser allows himself to be run off by a hostile rabbit? Just pick up a stick and be... : Dreagon
  • That rabbit's dynamite! : freqq28

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• The Force is strong in this one... : drucifer
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  that's the point of the lightsaber : burningpantsman
  • "This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a mor... : mad-d00d

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  Are you even looking? (for work) : drucifer
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    sort of. I'm starting to look a little more seriously now :) : klerck
    • are you done with college ? or still in HS ? or in between ? : jedi_27
• yeah I know, I need a new burner cuz my old is basically just a cdrom drive now, some one buy my 3d stud... : Adrenaline

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  Back to the future : Adrenaline
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    Wasn't it BTTF 2? : geedeck
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      Wrong Marty, this is an entirely diff movie. : BoneZ
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        then I have no clue : Adrenaline
        • [Hint 1]b: It has to do with The Kennedys in an off beat way. : BoneZ
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  The House of Yes. : drucifer
  • YESSS! WINNAR!!!!!!! Sweet dude. Good goin. : BoneZ
• Marty does Buttville 3, the Buttening : [Zoesch^2]

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  <META HTTP-EQUIV="refresh" CONTENT="n; URL=http://foo.bar/"> This is a so-called "meta refresh", w... : StuMan8424
  • Thanks. 2 seconds sounds safe. Or 1. OR ZERO BWHAHA SPAM!!! : BoneZ

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• Your name is Robert Paulson : geedeck
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  Your name is Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht and a drum machine. : drucifer
  • My name is Andy Cairnes and I sing in Therapy? : [Zoesch^2]

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• that was the one where you controlled the sword independently with the mouse, right? pretty nifty but co... : BoneZ

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• :( that's prolly why maarten hasn't posted fp yet : mad-d00d

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  what's the matter big guy? : skynet
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    A nancy-boy with girly white legs. : freqq28
    • AYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : skynet

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  *BTTF2'D* : skynet
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    Crispin Glover :D : drucifer
    • Truly.... : skynet
• OMG it's Calvin Klien! Isn't he a dream boat??? : BeerHunter

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  "We need wood!" : drucifer
  • We need interesting conversation! : skynet

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• YES I ONE!!!!!!!!1 : skynet

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• FAKE REVIEWER'D : petey2001
• that's such a troll! : mad-d00d

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  punch him/her in teh face? : mad-d00d
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    He wants me to fix his Windows ME machine :( I am not gonna give him one of my windows 98 discs. : drucifer
    • ahahah i refuse to fix any machine with winMe, i mean, how can people do shit like that to their comp... : mad-d00d
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  welcome to my hell : nurall
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    http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3294888 : drucifer
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      but in my case (today anyway) its my g/f computer that needs fixing. : nurall
      • well, then you have reason to demand she eat your cum? : skynet
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  Try this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/apparel/388b.shtml : freqq28
  • oh, I'm buying one of those. : drucifer
  • just placed an order : nurall

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• ouch : mad-d00d
• The 53-year-old Slatkin was charged with orchestrating a massive Ponzi scheme in which he solicited more : [Zoesch^2]

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  yes they fucking do >:( : drucifer
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    I mean, I just dropped into a CTF game on facing worlds and it was nice, except that the enemy offens... : Toraz Chryx
    • This is the main reason I was pushing for a Shack UT-CTF server. : drucifer
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  thats the reason i gave up on it :\ : yellow
  • There are servers with no translocators...But I mainly play Instagib anyways. : drucifer
  • actually thats pretty much why i did as well. i hate the translocator. it pisses me off when they use ... : jedi_27
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  there should be a mutator that telefrags the user when they use it too much. : the archvile
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    or one that simply requires the translocator to recharge between uses. : Dreagon
    • HOPEFULLY they will address this in the new game. : drucifer
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  Translocator ruins UT Capture The Flag : BadRespawn
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    But you can't translocate with the flag. : Dreagon
    • no, but they can translocate around like bitching on the way to the flag making it almost impossible to ... : Toraz Chryx
    • half the job of defense is to kill the enemy before they get to the base, and if they translocate all th... : mad-d00d

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  yep! : [andromeda]
  • Links, please! : RatBastard
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  no one can. I mean you could if you had a tongue like a cow ^^ : rookieone
  • or arms like a midget : yellow
  • you hack the arm off with the chainsaw .. reduces the degree of difficulty somewhat : Daggoth
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  Eat me, Post Rate Limit! : don pardo
  • man how can you hit thePRL when you haven't posted in ages ?? : rookieone
• Yes, thanks to my 2' long lizard tongue! : Toraz Chryx

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• ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : Gauss
• You want a message board with no messages? Try DoodooExtreme. : drucifer
• that's difficult to do or something : BadRespawn