Evening Reading

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  great. b0rked the shack. : Trilinear
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    I had to do it, Kenmif has man meat on teh brain, after all. : archon
    • jeez, and i wasn't even around to see it! : kenmis
• rofl :) : moshman
• ######################################################################################################### : archon

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• sweet, thx : Turd Ferguson
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  when you click screenshot, drag image to your address bar (IE) to see big screen 1000+x1000+ : teh snail
  • WOW! nice! thanks snail : -TKF-
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  since when does realism add to gameplay? gimme Excessive Overkill any day heheh : WarhawK
  • When the realism is fun :-) : -TKF-
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    Implementation is everything. Most "realistic" elements in games that piss people off aren't realistic ... : Poor Yurik
    • "Implementation is everything." so if assets like aiming, resourcefulness and elusiveness are emp : WarhawK

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  Yeah. Rumor is that if you turn down textures a notch, it helps. I just put up with 'em. : lazarusb
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    How long are you seeing? mine is taking 1-2 minutes. : Phearsome
    • Ditto. : lazarusb
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  I don't know about that (scsi2ultra) but the MP is AWESOME in that game... I never played the original s... : butch_toenail
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    Multi maps load fast as hell for me. But SP is pretty damn slow, and I have SCSI too. : lazarusb
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      They load pretty fast here (IDE) should try on another machine which is SCSI but it sounds like it's jus... : [Zoesch^2]
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        How much RAM do you have? : lazarusb
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          384MB on this machine (The one with JK2 installed) : [Zoesch^2]
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            Eh, same here. Maybe we just have different opinions of "fast". =) I load in less than a minute, I'd g... : lazarusb
            • Aliens vs. Predators 2, that's slow level loading times : [Zoesch^2]
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  *sigh* This is why we need the new DOOM: because it won't have this problem. : the archvile
  • how do you know that? : Torias
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  I kept hearing that but it only takes maybe 15-20 seconds to load tops for me. I have an older PC and e... : fragasm
  • the first time I jump in the game it takes about 2 minutes to load the first map I'm on, every map after... : judge

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  JK2 has futuristic crates and barrels. : Crimsonbeak
  • However the gonk still provides the ultimate cover. : Crimsonbeak
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    no matter what game we play we get crates. AvP2, Deus Ex, MOH:AA, the list goes on. now games ... : jedi_27
    • uh, there is crates in the very first level of SS:SE, he even wisecracks about it. : fragasm
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  not all games can be set in an art museum with statues of David and Venus de Milo around every corner. : goatsecxy
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    i used to have to be in a warehouse EVERY DAY and you know how many crates and barrels I saw? ZERO...tha... : TheTick
    • ok, make it pallets of cardboard boxes that are too soft for you to use to jump up and get the blue key : goatsecxy
• Did you check out the cratesi in resident evil movue? they exploded when they took too many bullets : infidel
• Serious Sam said "I HATE CRATES!" in SS:SE. : the archvile

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• a sarcastic one : nurall
• *and* freedom force. Arg? : geedeck

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• both : nurall
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  Both are at fault. Saying that Israel wants peace but Palestine doesn't is a crock of shit. But since ... : arizona bay
  • Did you get the stuff I uploaded? : [Zoesch^2]

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  what is it? : pupismyname
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    israely troops broke down arafat's outer walls, soldiers inside the compound right now, they're probably... : mad-d00d
    • that was fucking cool btw, about 5-6 apc's with about 1 platoon of tanks moving around, saw two explosio... : mad-d00d
    • Dude, my friend at work so called this. He said they were going to go after Arafat and capture him, and... : c0bra
• AOL commercial! AHHH!!!! : [andromeda]
• Got it on right now, and all I see is the "DUDE! You're getting a DELL!" commercial. : lazarusb
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  why whats going on...don't have cable at work : nurall
  • another palestinian suicide bomber killed to Israelis in a supermarket. Guess that was the ant that brok... : snuff
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  now I see a bunch of incredibly sexy firemen. : [andromeda]
  • Aren't you glad you tuned in? : lazarusb
• Or check CNN.com : lazarusb
• theyre showing the troops going in : snuff

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• But nothing good every happens there for a while. Its all "I got a top 90 post! w00t!" : Degenerate

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  A soccer game on the Xbox finally? I'll have to see if it's any good... : lazarusb
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    it's based on the international superstar soccer engine. should be fucking awesome. don't waste ... : pupismyname
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      What about FIFA? Or is that EA? : lazarusb
      • yeah, that's ea sports. : pupismyname
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      international superstar soccer engine If and only IF they fix the stupid passing and blocking system,... : [Zoesch^2]
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        /disowns zoesch^2 : pupismyname
        • I couldn't stand ISSS passing system sorry : [Zoesch^2]
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  Espn mls? Major League Sex: Extra Time? : Hizzow
  • mls = major league soccer : pupismyname

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• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : Degenerate
• He's too busy kicking robot ass. : c0bra
• Can I do w3rd this morning? My girlfriend will not give me anal and I can't understand why! : butch_toenail
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  here's a werd for you: "I love you all. You are all my beautiful children. I love you." : [andromeda]
  • o_0 are you starting a cult again? : Degenerate

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  there was another way..but i cant think of it now. : nurall
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    thanks :) i'll see if there is a teleportation cheat : Torias
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      its been year(s) since i played fallout2 plus i havnt had coffee yet and its friday. : nurall
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        no its GOOD FRIDAY : jedi_27
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          every friday is good : nurall
          • not as good as this one : Degenerate
• /me crya : Torias

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• I have two soundcards with it, never used it :) : Toraz Chryx
• superb, but the card and the speakers need to be good to make it worthwhile : Gauss
• I have the Game Theatre XP, which has it, and I love it. : Phearsome
• Err, the quality of audio isn't an issue with SP/DIF outs dude... that's related to the quality of the D... : [Zoesch^2]
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  i have only ever used OPTICAL IN with for my PS2. I can't really ever see using OPTICAL OUT. But i am ... : jedi_27
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    Sounds from your PC->Optical Out->Receiver->DAC->Speakers : [Zoesch^2]
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      see i just have those by the PC. I think and this is just me but thats the extrem for a gamer. BUT in ... : jedi_27
      • No way, my Music PC sound card has some of the finest DAC's in the marked... that's for a gamer whose re... : [Zoesch^2]

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• and good morning to all those in the land down under : jedi_27
• Hola, good sir. : lazarusb

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  that was just on the radio...your not in south texas are you. : nurall
  • southern california : snuff

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• you have brightened up an otherwise dull evening. :) I love GA, but their stuff can be hard to find o : ostrichboy
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  bump! : pupismyname
  • bump for the morning crowd! : pupismyname

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  with required registration and pay-to-view as well, most likely : goatsecxy
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    pay-to-view commercials... that'll be the day : Lynn Minmei
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      people already pay to advertise someones product..ie all those beer t-shirts ppl buy : nurall
      • I don't buy them : goatsecxy
  • Better not be subscription. That would make me cry. :( : Degenerate

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• hokey = hockey! : [andromeda]
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  ICE HOKEY!!! LOL for a sec I thought you said FRANCE had taken it up... I was going "Who the fuck CAR : Lynn Minmei
  • me too but then i got the cobwebs outta my eyes : nurall
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  thought you were a nun :) : Crimsonbeak
  • err... yes I am! I meant to say that young orphan I have been counseling has taken up ice hockey. Yeah... : [andromeda]

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  holy low quality batman! : [andromeda]
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    well no shit, it was recorded from radio : goatsecxy
    • sounds like it was originally an internet stream too. Sounds all RealAudio-y swishy-wishy-swirly. : [andromeda]
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  http://www.geddylee.net/vt/ : [andromeda]
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    thank you, I might actually buy a music cd when it comes out. : goatsecxy
    • Me too... I've been looking for the Episode 2 soundtrack on WinMX and KaZaa and either it brings up 4 re : Lynn Minmei
• Just downloaded the single that's been on the radio. It's a radio recording, but decent. One Little Vi... : usurpah

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  omg! that's what abrason was bitching about a while back he came in and asked how to turn off autoaim... : Torias
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    OMG, he would actually D/L warez? That scum! /calls FBI : kn32
    • hehe :) i just think it's hilarious how many people have stolen copies of JK2 and are brazenly demons... : Torias
  • you didn't realize that's what he was talking about? it was pretty obvious to everyone else : goatsecxy
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  Here's some actual help. Shift + ~ gets you to the console. Next, type cg_dynamiccrosshair 0. Have fun... : lazarusb
  • Next. BUY THE FUCKING GAME : moshman
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    Fuck off, I got it from EB today. Fucking suck it. : lazarusb
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      I didnt mean j00! :( : moshman
      • Then all is forgiven. Sorry. I'm a bit touchy on that subject. =) : lazarusb
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  I challenge you to a lightsabre duel!!! : Trilinear
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    sabre? is that british? : yellow
    • f00l, is that American? :) j/k : moshman
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      Actually, it was sabre when I learned the word, sabre when I got into studying swords, and sabre during ... : Trilinear
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        too bad you're WRONG! :) Technically since it's a made up weapon, I'd say we spell it however Georgie : Lynn Minmei
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          I'm not "Georgie" so I'll damn well call it LIGHTSABRE if I wish. conversely I could say thay 'sabre' : Trilinear
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            thay? :) : Lynn Minmei
            • Yes, it's called a typographical error. Are you informed and enlightened now? :) : Trilinear

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  Clouded, this boy's future is. Masked by his youth. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Fuck off Muppet. And I do not have "Much Anger" in me either. Damn green piece of shit! =P : kn32
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      But fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate... hate leads to... trolling. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • use the shwartz : archon
• Hang on looking it up : infidel
• Ok... 4 ways of seeing it: Freud -> You subconsciously want to fight your father so you can sleep ... : infidel
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  substitute myself for a 700 foot tall lizard and yourself for Japanese military vehicles and the wall fo... : [andromeda]
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    or something like that. Here's a picture of a Cat in the Hat stamp. http://www.education-world.com/a_le... : [andromeda]
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      o_O ? : mad-d00d
      • hey, it makes perfect sense to me. : moshman

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  love love love : [andromeda]
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    that is so hot... : timmie
    • *ORGASIM* OMG you made me *splurge*!!! You owe me some new jeans! Damn you! : Twids

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• wtf?? : Trilinear
• I love it. : [andromeda]
• o_0 : Tissen
• WTF? : Phearsome
• ahahah : mad-d00d

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  You can always check your "tab" mission objectives. What part are you on, maybe I can help. I'm only a... : lazarusb
  • i'm at the last part of that mine mission. i'm supposed to meet back up with Jan. but the commander com... : kenmis
• don't masturbate during missions : Gauss
• I have the same gripe about Halo. The dialogue continues, just the rest of the sounds are so loud you ca... : moshman

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  from the 3 hours or so i've played it: wait. its pretty mediocre. there's better FPS's out there right n... : kenmis
  • Yeah, but what might make it a little better for me is that I'm a SW fanboy and kind of tired of the who... : kn32
  • MOH is better, that bad eh? : Turd Ferguson
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  http://www.shacknews.com/reviews/game.x?p=pc&game_name=Jedi+Knight+2%3A+Jedi+Outcast&gid=505 Looks go... : nomaad
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    look at the score bar, there is way less green in that thing than is healthy. : Torias
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      Still, four glowing reviews to one 'less than average'. Personally, I'll wait for the demo. : nomaad
      • you've also gotta think why people write reviews... more likely to write a review of a game you like tha... : Torias
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    I personally wouldn't use Shack reviews and the poll there as a guide just yet. The game has been out... : seemlar
    • Yeah. As I said, I'll wait for a demo before deciding whether or not to buy it. : nomaad
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  the multiplayer totally and completely rocks. the single player starts out suck and gets better. I dunno... : Gauss
  • This is CORRECT!. : lazarusb
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  I think that if you're a huge fan of Star Wars, and you're a big fan of Raven's previous games, then go ... : Vantage
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    I needed a walk through to not get frustrated with JK1 to be honest, all the crap I'm hearing about t... : Torias
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      I never had any such problem with JK1 as I remember. It's been a while though ;) Of course, I also p... : Vantage
      • heheh, mine was just little things like, take the elevator down, get off it, send the elevator back up a... : Torias
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    Are the puzzles tougher than 11th Hour & 7th Guest? I remember those were a lot of fun, no walkthoughs n... : kn32
    • They aren't puzzles so much as.. mysteries. With a puzzle, you're presented with all of the information... : Vantage
• Around here, thats what you hear about every game when its released. : Degenerate

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  because they revel in licking pouch? : timmie
  • thats "screwing the.." : Jerry C

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• Damn, I NEED this game... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• man, I wish my housemate would buy this fucker too :) There are too many idiots playing on the web atm t... : moshman
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  Is it just me or is lightsaber dueling complete luck. : Crimsonbeak
  • its just you :P but entering a three person melee with a saber and no force support is asking to die ... : Gauss

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  4 of 27 people found this a helpful review it's there for a reason :P : Gauss
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    I don't trust that "helpful" rating system, usually it just means "I agree" or "I disagree", fanboys vs.... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      or 'this review sucks ass' besides, why exactly do you care? are you going to pay attention to that r... : Gauss
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        Er, no, I just wished people a) were more honest b) actually finished playing the game they're reviewi... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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          huh? I asked why you cared ;) people are always going to be stupid, even 'professional' reviewers don't ... : Gauss
          • well I read the reviews before rushing out and buying a game, I'm actually glad I read them and bought A... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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            and who could? I mean, the size of some games, there is no way a reviewer can finish a game from start t... : moshman
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              you can, the games come in well advance of the street date, enough time to play through them the prob... : Gauss
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                exactly, are we the only 3 posting on this thing? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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                  Yeah, pretty much. : lazarusb
                  • I would post more, but I'm PRL'd.... gah. I still dont think reviews can finish all games, they have to... : moshman
            • game magazines generally require the reviewer to finish the game before they do the review, but with all... : goatsecxy
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  what if you can't stand the game after playing it for a few hours? Besides, that is a game review done b... : goatsecxy
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    then say: "I hated this game so much, I could not force myself to complete it, but here is my review so ... : moshman
    • well, isn't that pretty much what the guy is saying in that review? : goatsecxy

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  !! teh MAXIMUM cutey. she looks like she'd break if you looked at her wrong though : Gauss
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    and what would be wrong with that? : supermonkeyballz
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      oops i thought u said she looks like she would break you if you looked at her wrong heh:) : supermonkeyballz
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        he did! : moshman
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          no he said she would break if you looked at her wrong. i thought it said she would break you. : supermonkeyballz
          • aah. The shack mind reading does not work properly yet. MAARTEN!!!! : moshman

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• Me too, but I only get AM stations. : drucifer

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• correct, you win a lightbulb : infidel

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• You have always been here. I was just playing Jedi Knight, I'd forgotten what a bitch that fuel stati : Toraz Chryx
• not really... : infidel