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  Don't tell me you want to be an actress? : setaanbomb
  • no I want to write up some fake profiles. : spongebob
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  turn ons, turn offs, goals : Degenerate
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    that's it? I remember more. : spongebob
    • there is more but I cant remember : Degenerate
• /rummages around huge pile of crap Playmate Data Sheet Name:____ Bust:____ Waist: ___ Hips Heig... : FilthyPantsBulge
• success http://www.daveandward.com/playboy.htm : spongebob

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• Install both. : thief

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• already there partner. already there. : Degenerate
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  Alcohol is bad because... : Experiment IV
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    your maximum ghey : Degenerate
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      you're : vodor
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        I know. :( I caught that right as I hit post. : Degenerate
        • You spelled GAY wrong, too! : Experiment IV
• i got drunk and fucked my girflriend! i've sobered up now. she's in bed recovering. : kenmis

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• PC Anywhaer is evil. it borks XP 75% of the time. : BongSlayerB
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  take it back to the store and get a refund bahahaha : Torias
  • like he bought it : Morgin
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  Remote Desktop doesn't fit your needs? : geedeck
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    that only is built in with the Pro version, if im not mistaken : ~mongoloid~
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      in other words no one has tried the hack to get IIS to run on Home edition, THEN try out Remote Desktop ... : ghost in my shell
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        I think you're right. But you can install the client onto a XP machine, just that the destination machin... : geedeck
        • remote desktop needs the server part has to be an xp machine, or hell it might run in 2k with simple dra... : ghost in my shell
      • dont ask me, i use the BeOS :D : ~mongoloid~
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  Have you tried VNC? http://www.uk.research.att.com/vnc/ I use it at work all the time. It's fast and ... : FilthyPantsBulge
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    I used that tonight with my friend, actually. I cleared his msconfig for him! : Poor Yurik
    • it's kinda cool, Win2k comes standard with Netmeeting, which in a pinch you can use to troubleshoot frie... : ZedAgent
  • also www.tightvnc.com - works better in some instances i like classic VNC on Lan tho : rosewood
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  thanks for the replies and morgin you can eat ass, while i didn't buy it, my workplace did :P i ca... : eject
  • hehe :) : Morgin

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  listen to Keziah jones live. : disembodied potato
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    or the manic street preachers. : disembodied potato
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      That guy from the street preachers has an awesome voice. that said, i still miss Jeff Buckley alot ;( : Sexpansion Pack
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        Mike Patton = awesome voice : Toraz Chryx
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          this is true, never heard him live tho. I mean, there's lots of good studio singers right now (Maynard, : Sexpansion Pack
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            go get yourself some Faith No More live bootlegs, for the smooth stuff, Patton sounds identical to the s... : Toraz Chryx
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              Faith No More bootlegs! I need "help" can you "help" me? : -TKF-
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                I CAN HELP YOUR HELP YOURSELF! : Toraz Chryx
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                  my inbox is empty? SYNTAX ERROR : -TKF-
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                    My box is full And my mouth is full And my life is full And now my memory's full In how many way : Toraz Chryx
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                      keep your homo erotic fantasies to yourself! : Clay
                      • Actually, that's Compu-Erotic Naked Infront of the computer : Toraz Chryx
            • i think i will do that! : Sexpansion Pack
• I think he was referring to High School bands. Like all the crap in this area. I swear to god they don't... : afext

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  patience..... : Jerry C
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    I waited for you to post #2999, then thought i'd waited long enough, posted 2999, and got post rated lim... : Raziel
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      oh, i figured you'd let me post 2999, and then pounce on 3000. : Jerry C
      • I didn't quite wait long enough.. : Raziel

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  2992 : Jerry C
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              2998 : Raziel
              • 2999 : Jerry C
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  2999 : Raziel
  • >:( : Jerry C

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• bump : -TKF-

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  *runs after tumbleweed* : BadRespawn
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    *pours gasoline on tumbleweed and lights match* : Nemo_NX
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      *STOMPS OUT THE FIRE* : Big Heavy Boot
      • I want to use my Optimus Prime account right now, but I'm saving for something else. :) : Nemo_NX
      • *phewthatwasclose'd* : BadRespawn

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  stop farting in your chair : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    Where else do I fart then? If I have to get up and go fart in the bathroom I will lose 10 lbs in one we... : setaanbomb
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      here's a solution, get yourself some flexible tubing, stick it in your asshole and let it trail out like... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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        Wouldn't charcol filtered panties work better? : drucifer
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          they sell them... i think they are marketed as being for flatluent frequent fliers : Torias
          • :\ : drucifer
      • How about I get a colonic? : setaanbomb
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  what in the hell are you doing sniffing your chair? : drucifer
  • It happenned by accident as I had to go under my desk to unplug something. I took a huge whiff as I wen... : setaanbomb
• Not only that, but is the lining disintergrating? : seemlar
• lol : exertion
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  get some Febreeze!! that stuff will get rid of any kinda stench! make sure you dont have to sit on th... : Galadriel07
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    * T A L K I N G F R O M E X P E R I E N C E ' D * : %61non
    • uh no but I know that when I took my jacket out of the closet i sprayed it with Febreeze and it worked q... : Galadriel07
• http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:2RwHb2QysrgC:www.twinstreet-bookings.com/bands.htm+seatsniffers&hl=... : vestax
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  i have a pillow on my chair, i just need to replace a $20 pillow. : Silent1
  • * S H O R T G U Y ' D * : Former_HPB
• I just switched my chair at my office with another one. Everytime I moved, the smell of old stale farts ... : x-eyd|mary
• I end up breaking all my chairs. the 3 years I've been here I've gone through 2 chairs. This last one I ... : ultramega

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• hair = here ? : sikander

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• AGREED, check out the hate in their forums. : setaanbomb
• Supergreg is over even if they restore him he will never be as popular because he is just a symbol of co... : Crimsonbeak

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  playing on my bbs? : Clay
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    i was able to set up mine on win32 thanks to your link :) : %61non
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      so you're playing by yourself? : Clay
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        no i invited some of my old friends and new ones to check out the game, im not really "part of the gang"... : %61non
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          heh nobody cares who's who. i haven't even been playing mine really. i've been waiting for the latest ve... : Clay
          • twhelper is for wussies! ;) : %61non
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    did you fix0red tw btw? i think i wasnt able to load it when i checked your board the first time : %61non
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      yeah, it's acting screwy. not sure what i'm going to do about it. : Clay
      • sucks, working great here : %61non

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• that's terrible : Clay
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  Whats a prego mom doing in a bar at 4 in the mornin'? : marblehead
  • slingin rocks : Degenerate
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  what the hell is a Pregnant Woman doing at a bar at 4am? : nurall
  • working the night shift? : Clay
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  sad. but what was she doing at a bar at 4 am? Working? : ultramega
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    I would image she was working, but I don't know. : x-eyd|mary
    • imagine, that is... : x-eyd|mary
• that sucks. Did that law pass which said if you hurt a pregnant mom and the baby dies it counts as murde... : Crimsonbeak

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• second'd!! : moshman
• ooops gotta remember that : ultramega

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  Education should be free. : drucifer
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    agree'd, anyone with half a brain can see that is it just society investing in a better future for itsel... : Torias
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      I'm a little more realistic as paying for tuition creates jobs, a lot of jobs. We have Capitalism, it's... : setaanbomb
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        how does young people with little means paying for tuition create jobs? : Torias
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          Professors, clerical, alumni staff, maintenance crews, athletic coaches, tutors: think of all the jobs t... : setaanbomb
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            when you say "we" who do you refer to? education caries a cost that must be payed. where did I de... : Torias
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              how about healthcare? : BadRespawn
              • i'm a left wing commie pinko socialist. health care education old age pension (that provide a good... : Torias
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            you already pay taxes : BadRespawn
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              yay, you get it at least :) you look at a simple histogram of how much the us govt spends on mili : Torias
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                yea but we develop really cool war shit! : Nighteyes
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                  really cool war shit that you never need since no other country is remotely close to your military in te... : Torias
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                    what if we get attacked by aliens! : Nighteyes
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                      if aliens got all the way here from places we don't even know about yet, our pitiful weapons will do abs... : Torias
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                        I highly doubt they'd waste their time trying to "enlighten" us unless that means killing off all the a... : Nighteyes
                        • what if they just want a greater diversity of groups to take part in their multiplayer action gaming tou... : Torias
                      • teh aliens are already here! there just existing at a different octave! (bob frissell reference) : disembodied potato
        • There's no doubt that a well educated workforce helps the general success of a nation. What that does fo... : freqq28
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    The downside of a free education is that "free" means "government funded" and if the government is payin... : Phearsome
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      well yeah, but they do that anyway by black mailing institutions by with holding hand outs and funding..... : Torias
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        WTF? Don't blame George W. Bush for that. Blame him for stuff he actually does. : setaanbomb
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          no, I am blaming for the stuff he does. he petitioned congress for an adition 100 million in funding... : Torias
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            And what exactly is wrong with "abstinence only" sex education? I didn't know Bush had done that, but s... : setaanbomb
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              Hey when was the last time you willingly abstined? I mean not the time without someone just in case : [Zoesch^2]
              • All the time. My view of Sex is a little different than most. For instance, I wish I was still a Virgi... : setaanbomb
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              because it is presented as the only path. sure it's a nice alternative. but they are not allowed... : Torias
              • NOT ANY DIFFERENT THAN FROM PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATIONS : setaanbomb
• sell students at a profit ??!! : BadRespawn
• education should be free, the problem is everybody will give it a go if it was. Problem with that is, u ... : Silent1
• It's not? I was on scholarship-I just paid for beer and ramen. : freqq28
• I also think colleges and universities need a major overhaul in the way that they teach and handle their... : ultramega

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  mmmm...Kylie >:) : drucifer
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    blehhhh kylie : Torias
    • Affirmative. : Sexpansion Pack
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      For a 34 (almost) year old, Kylie looks fantastic... I'd prefer to do Danii but Kylie would suffice : [Zoesch^2]
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        you'd have to pay me for either : Torias
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          http://www.jungleroses.com/photos.html top one more your style? : halfwaybastard
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            nope. my criteria for personal preference are: non blond (possible for exceptions) not a fucking... : Torias
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              more than 5'2" ? : chinchilla
              • that too! : Torias
• fucking aproved : abrasion
• not for walking but they seem to work well for bending over : Silent1
• These boots are made for fucking walking. I'd hit it : xocsida
• http://www.kyliefever.com/gallery/index.asp : chinchilla

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• and an oriental in the drivers seat which would cause a lamppost pressed against the front : Nighteyes
• You know, if you have your screen resolution up high, and sit back from your computer, that tailpipe loo... : Amadan

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• Price/performance sweet spot right now is (IMHO) the AlthonXP 1700+ stick one of those on an MSI K7N4... : Toraz Chryx
• Heh, nForce and AthlonXP arent middle of the road. An Athlon 1.4 with a Asus A7M266 would be middle o... : ZeBFFd00d
• http://arstechnica.com/guide/system/hotrod.html http://arstechnica.com/guide/system/index.html : fatbeaner
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  an nforce board is gonna duplicate the vid card you already have : halfwaybastard
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    actually, Nforce will outrun an MX200 quite handily : Toraz Chryx
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      enough to justify the extra expense though? I donno bout that.. : halfwaybastard
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        Don't they make an N-force now with no video on board? That's the one I'd probably get, since I ha... : xocsida
        • yeah, though I think only Asus have an N415D based board out : Toraz Chryx
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        There's also the cost of the sound hardware etc etc to keep in mind. additionally, it would (probably : Toraz Chryx
        • no doubt, but there's a lot of boards on the market that come with onboard sound and lan (still luv'n my... : halfwaybastard
• Smart choice. 1700XP or 1600XP + nforce is probably the best deal around. Everything on the board, and y... : nomaad
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  fastest cpu your board will support (~$130), 256mb ram (~$50) : nurall
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    Yeah...thought about that..but the fastest processor my board will support is a PIII 550. ha ha : xocsida
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      oh. that sucks. i got a p3 1ghz @133fsb for $129. have you got the latest bios? : nurall
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        Not supporting P3's over 550/600Mhz isn't a BIOS issue most likely, it'll be a voltage regulator issue ... : Toraz Chryx
        • I couldn't really tell you what board it is...it's a brand x generic. I bought it quite a while ago... : xocsida
        • i just throwing stuff at the wall, and see if anything sticks. : nurall
    • Brand? if it supports a 550, it should work for higher... : freqq28
• Can you afford a new system--or just a new processor? What kind of motherboard do you have? If you have ... : freqq28

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• I know the feeling. :( : Degenerate
• Don't forget Hunter! that game looks awesome : Sexpansion Pack

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  the gf4 mx's are pretty damn smooth for the price : halfwaybastard
  • I like it alot but last nite when I posted that they all kinda told me I should get GF2s but I dont thi... : Galadriel07
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  Get the GeForce2 GTS-V card from Newegg.com. $50 and it's maximum fast. I own two of them now. : setaanbomb
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    its too late I already ordered them... hopefully they are on theirway... Its ok...the GF4 is pretty che... : Galadriel07
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      Oh well, next time. I always give the inexpensive stuff a try just to compare the performance. This Ge... : setaanbomb
      • hehe my BF told me to get a GF2 also but thats the only thing I really knew what I wanted and what it co... : Galadriel07
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    a GF2 GTS no longer qualifies as 'MAXIMUM FAST' : Toraz Chryx
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      This card is different. It's overclocking abilities can susteain higher performance than some GeForce3 ... : setaanbomb
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        note your usage of the word 'some' I don't care if it can outperform a POS crippled Ti200 on valium, ... : Toraz Chryx
        • and i can overclock my asus geforce3 ti200 pretty nicly too. : nurall
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          Well, my opinion may differ, but I judge the quality of the video card based on the games that I play. ... : setaanbomb
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            actually, no, because a)I like FSAA b) I notice framerate drops below 40FPS c) I like having all t... : Toraz Chryx
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              This GTS-V is different. Only visiontek made a card based on the GTS-V chipset. You can trust me or ig... : setaanbomb
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                the GTS-V is a LOWER CLOCKED GTS... Here, have a review http://www.techimo.com/reviews/p61.html ... : Toraz Chryx
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                  I think you missed by reply. This card will OC like no other. I forget what speeds I am running, but I... : setaanbomb
                  • well, firstly, the ram is DDR, so it'll be running at half the speed the overclock utilities tell you, s... : Toraz Chryx
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              Been playing it at 1600x1200 and it performs pretty well (GF2GTS). :) : Vantage
              • do you have all the detail levels cranked? I want to crank the resolution AND use FSAA, so it's GF4 T : Toraz Chryx
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            Well I played MoH on the GF2 GTS and the GF4MX and it definitely runs better on the GF4 maybe not extre... : Galadriel07
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              This is card is a GTS-V. Only Vision Tek made the card. It is not your typical GeForce2 GTS card. : setaanbomb
              • No, it's a budget variant of the GTS.... : Toraz Chryx
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            Trap is the oporative word. That$50 g2 gts card I bought only last May was 250 bucks when I got it. I ma... : TheDreamDragon
            • I don't know, but finding a straight answer to that question will be rough. : setaanbomb
            • nope, huge amounts of video ram won't help in photoshop (unless the windows display system caches stuff ... : Toraz Chryx
  • I got all my stuff from Newegg.com :) : Galadriel07
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    Is that the Visiontek 32MB DDR card? : Degenerate
    • Yes it is. : setaanbomb
• I think any computer with you behind it will be jussst perfect. : freqq28

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  Get teh AMD. Tbird 1.4ghz = $100. w00ty w00t w00t : setaanbomb
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    ... my main machine is an AlthonXP 1700+ I'm just reallocating the older bits of hardware I've got... : Toraz Chryx
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      i've said it before, and i'll repeat it now... we need a "surplus hardware forum".... where people... : Torias
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        I give mine to projects like FreeBSD or Linux groups. : setaanbomb
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          you teh hardware to teh l00nix? you = teh devil!11!1!1!1 : Toraz Chryx
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            They give me a lot more than I could ever give them. : setaanbomb
            • m4ns3cxs? : Toraz Chryx
      • yea we do need such a critter. : nurall
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        actually, I'm gonna borrow a cheap POS PSU from someone and try to resurrect the SH6 with the Celeron on... : Toraz Chryx
        • omfg! blasphemy!! : moshman
• Sweetie, the entarwen is slow again...can you do something? : freqq28

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• who cares even. : disembodied potato
• Indeed, sep ringalton. : freqq28

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• poor computer users in Arkansas can't afford DVD players! : Sexpansion Pack
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  because no one owns a dvd drive in their box (well a very small %) : abrasion
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    im a messican with a dvd-rom drive. a minority within a minority... : fatbeaner
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      you could go to college cheap! : Sexpansion Pack
      • yeah, that reminds me of this d00d i know. his dad is like MEGA RICH. for example the d00d was driving t... : fatbeaner
  • that would be an interesting poll : Silent1
• No idea. I wish my Diablo II Battle chest was on a DVD. The fucking install is a pain in the ass. : setaanbomb
• Bladerunner was out on DVD : -TKF-
• not everyone has a dvd player in there computer.. : nurall
• you couldn't pay me to watch a movie on my pc, why the fuck would I own a dvd drive : halfwaybastard

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• Ha ha..I know how you feel. I've been eating healthy (low carbs, quality protein and veggies) for t... : xocsida

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• Nope...but I wouldn't have posted it here. :D : drucifer
• pubic? : CoBeL
• Why did she leave you? Assuming she did. : Skidrowpunk
• I had a piece of my high school sweethart's black bra tied to the rear view mirror of my CRX for the... : xocsida

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  Phew. I thought you were linking to another dude bragging about his Home Theatre rig. I am so jealous : setaanbomb
  • You have something worth seeing then! : -TKF-

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  ooo i HATE THAT. 8 out 10 times that happens i call in sick to work, pop some sudafed sinus headache, an... : fatbeaner
  • I already called into work. But I've got to get on a plane this evening and go to San Antonio. sucks. : Phearsome
  • 4 cups of coffee usually does it for me. : nurall

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  http://www.wowzer.net/Bands/built_to_spill/lyrics_music.asp : drucifer
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    oh i should've specified(dumb me): i'm looking for lyrics for their latest album Ancient Melodies of the : Sexpansion Pack
    • Attempt #2 http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:0l8sNI-GEK8C:www.geocities.com/kpeter2002/BTS.html+Ancie... : drucifer

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• * T A I N T E D L O V E ' D * : fatbeaner

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  it should look like this. http://www.logitech.com/cf/products/productoverview.cfm/104 : drucifer
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    HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA No. : 0Wingfan
    • :( : drucifer
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      Coming from someone named after AYBABTSU? Don't care! : [Zoesch^2]
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        for a group of people who have quit the shack, you guys sure are posting a fair bit : Torias
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          How could they resist with that Audigy story? : drucifer
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            I know, but they've been in ER as well, yelling at people and talking about slavery and argentina and st... : Torias
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              The Zoesch disease has been extended... and proxied : [Zoesch^2]
              • the core group of 3 has expanded? : Torias

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  i'm officially changing my hobby to masturbating! : vodor
  • officially : lacker
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    Changing? That you signal you aren't already there. I thought we listed fapping as our national past t... : setaanbomb
    • dude that is so 2000 : Honky
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  g'night for real and i mention the piracy talk above because those arguements back in the day about h... : ghost in my shell
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    not that I'm disagreeing with you, but WC3 is going to be p1rated like all hell, so this doesn't really ... : slax0r
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      wont it have a cd key system for multiplayer? : Torias
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        will it have an effective one? aren't there working keygens out for q3? : slax0r
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          I seriously doubt there are... the q3 master server authentication of cd keys was off for a while, bu... : Torias
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            I stand corrected, then. It's hard to imagine that no one would be able to figure out the algorithm. My ... : slax0r
            • it's not just figuring out an algorithm, it's processing time as well... if it would take 1 million year... : Torias
        • Not really. At various points CD keys were bypassed by hacked servers though. : seemlar
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  holy fuck! that's a fucking joke : Torias
  • it's RTCW + 5! : vodor
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  Bahaha. If they think they're going back to the prices of the Megadive/SNES heyday they're dreaming. ... : seemlar
  • exactly, I completely agree. especialy with the anti piracy measures and stuff, the piracy argument ... : Torias
• i love you serious sam : yellow
• those are like canadian prices but in american money. ye gods. : chillin
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  dude, it's fucking WARCRAFT 3. It's a sequel to a well-liked game made by a well-liked company. Lots a... : Honky
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    and fill in those tps reports... : abrasion
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      Did you get the fax about the new TPS reports? Here's a copy. : Nighteyes
      • The memo bitch, the memo! : abrasion