Evening Reading

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• what? : drucifer

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  what tshirt? : spector
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    link: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=wgirls : spongebob
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      What the hell are WGirls : spector
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        Do I really want a picture of bush on my shirt? : spector
        • I miss random comments. : Sniper21
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          if he is saying "OH SNAP!" then answer = "yes"; : spongebob
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            I must be a complete idiot but I don't get it : spector
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              Yes, explain? : skynet
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                Why does bush say Oh Snap and then your supposed to say yes!? : spector
                • what the fuck? : skynet
      • click on the logo in the store. : spongebob
• Hey, I'll be honest, I *won't* buy a shirt. : geedeck
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  chill homeboy. when i said it i thought it was going to be a lengthy process like the shack t-shirts. i'... : lacker
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    hey! weren't they 13.99 last night? decided to make a profit? : lacker
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      ordered : lacker
      • thanks! : spongebob
• uh, that site scares me... nightmares : hirez

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  for REAR entry : Jerry C
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    (_O_) : matrix
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      Did the asshole get bigger? Compare: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3140962 : laidback
      • yes, it's like a little goatse : matrix

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  what if you set their width to 50% each? : gegtik
  • ends up encroaching on the middle table. : jasonepowell
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  set the width of the table to be 100%? : Do_Or_Die
  • it already is. : jasonepowell
  • I'm assuming you meant the cells are at 100% and the table isn't. If I'm wrong, then I don't know :\ : Do_Or_Die
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  just leave the width attribute out of the td tags for the left and right columns. The browser will decid... : ostrichboy
  • no, that wont work, you end up with the outside cells just being thin. Set outsides to 50% and the midd... : Jerry C
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  you use an invisible pixel in your middle cell.. example: http://24.150.117.242/3cells.html vie... : teh snail
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    you don't need pixel. here's the code <table width="100%" align="center" border="1"> <tr> <td>left<... : teh snail
    • WINNAR, it works : Jerry C
    • here's my code: <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <... : jasonepowell
• Make the middle cell it's own table? : Do_Or_Die
• use width='*' : great big dinosaur
• If the width of the table isn't fixed, then you'll need to set the cell properties in javascript figurin... : x-eyd|mary
• dunno, but do you mean like the way webdrift.com is set up? : Zehobbit
• Depends on what you want to do... If you are just trying to make a single cell centered in the middle... : -=fatman=-

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  I don't think bunnyhopping has a place in tactical games, but it's hardly easy to call it a tactical gam... : kingdepork
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    jacki chan would disagree : mista mista
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      jacki chan wouldn't play CS either. : kingdepork
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        how would you know? : mista mista
        • He's too cool for it, he'd be like...haha stupid american playing repetitive aim-based tactical games, i... : kingdepork
  • the people arguing for realism forget that this game was meant to have fun. not talking to you btw.. bu... : Brandino
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  I consider bunny hopping an exploit. : ultramega
  • I'm not really talking about the 10x speed increase bunnyhopping.. but more jumping up and down repeated... : Brandino
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  did they turn jumping off all together or something? : tomservo
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    when you jump, right when you land its like someone presses your walk button.. so each time you jump in ... : Brandino
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      That's not the best idea for an action game, but if you're striving for realism, it's good to punish som... : kingdepork
      • I dont think that they are striving for realism though.. I think they're just striving for a fun game wi... : Brandino
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        I think thats a realistic feel to jumping... try bunny hopping yourself in real life... there is a sligh... : tomservo
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          again, if the game were like real life, it wouldnt be fun. you have to draw the line somewhere in reali... : Brandino
          • Actually in rainbow six, aside from the fact that bullets had a percentage to kill you, it was fun as he... : kingdepork
          • I think this will make it more fun. Playing against idiotic bunnyhoppers isn't fun. : Vantage
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  the game is only slowed down if you try to keep on jumping.. if you run, CS is still a fast paced game ... : Raziel
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    will they fix the footstep echoes? : setaanbomb
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      they're louder, aren't they. yeah, I dunno, I guess it encourages you to use that walk key. : Raziel
      • this is great less mobile players to snipe at ;-) : ghost in my shell
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  where's that "how to play CS" video? : the archvile
  • que? : Brandino

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• Stab an ice pick in your ear. That will help. : matrix
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  just cause they like it doesnt mean you are as well : mista mista
  • yeah I know, but they hold it up as such a great song, they've mentioned it probably 6 times in the past... : iceNine
• I like the song. : setaanbomb

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• unsilenced. I see big inaccuracies with the silencer on and that seems worse in 1.4 : Raziel
• depends what I'm doing, if I'm sneaking around behind enemy lines I dont want others to hear me and co... : mista mista
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  which one is that? : ghost in my shell
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    colt : sikander
    • oh i dont use that one much, well unless im desperate... : ghost in my shell
• silenced.. I find it adds to the confusion when someone's being shot, and they dont know where its comin... : Brandino
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  Silenced + zoomed! : halfwaybastard
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    CHEATER!! : the archvile
    • OMG, PERSONAL ATTACK, SOMEBODY BAN THIS MOFO : matrix
  • OMG h4X : virus
  • OMG CS BETA 5.2'd! : Brandino
• Silenced. I never could get used to the unsilenced colt.. came from years of pre-beta6 play. :/ I mis... : Vantage

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• the truth... : Brandino

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• That scared me :( : dognose
• uh wtf dude : mad-d00d
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  toontown is dead? : the archvile
  • it was, looks like its back up!!!! : halfwaybastard

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  Was this a stupid question? Come on guys! I need someone to tell me to buy this or I never will! : protoman
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    WORST...QUESTION...EVAR : matrix
    • (_0_) :) : protoman
  • http://www.anandtech.com/video/showdoc.html?i=1583&p=9 : Brandino

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• hmm, 6" perhaps. : setaanbomb
• ALL OF THEM! : matrix
• 4U is about 7 inches high : Degenerate

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  i'm hoping Jason drops by and updates, OR MAYBE THAT CLAY LOSER COULD DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE!!!! :P~~~~ >... : Raziel
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    Never heard of Clay : tomservo
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      it's a facade : sikander
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        I thought it was a mitchell : Raziel
        • i thought it was a substance used in pottery and such? : Arsenal
• Maarten Goldstein, registered about 2 minutes ago : pyrotek
• *hopes for another update by andy/jack! : mad-d00d
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  depends on the situation, sometimes i want those dirty t's to know i'm using a m4a1 : mad-d00d
  • i swear, somebody is haxoring my reply button : mad-d00d

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• www.shackpics.com : Degenerate

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  ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARR.. bwahahahhhaaaaaa *holds stomach* : Jerry C
  • you are the man now DOG!!! : virus

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• Well, they've gotta start driving sometime... : Vantage
• I agree, but then again, older people are better drivers partly because they have more driving experienc... : ZeBFFd00d
• its those damned video games fault ban em! : ghost in my shell
• not after a game of carmaggedon or GTA3 : ultramega
• Better training is needed. Also, much stricter requirements for attaining a drivers license might help a... : x-eyd|mary
• Are you talking about driving inexperience or driving immaturity? : kingdepork
• Those are occupant statistics, not driver statistics : Odoyle
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  no, older people have the experience of the driving thats why they have less traffic accidents, dont l... : mista mista
  • fucking hell, no = yes : mista mista
• then where the hell will they GET the experience for when theyre older? Making the driving age say 20, ... : Jerry C
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  Part of the licensing test should be getting into a bad accident where they don't get hurt but get the s... : sur3sh0t
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    I hope you dont do that with a loaded gun : mista mista
    • nope, just loaded pants : matrix
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  dunno bout other states, but in NY, if you get ANY ticket with in 18 months of your licensing date, they... : Jerry C
  • Here in New Hampshire, if you get a speeding ticket and you're under 18, you lose your license for 3 mon... : ZeBFFd00d
• you were young once too : virus
• of course older people drive better, it comes with experiance. IF the driving age was raised older peopl... : burningpantsman
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  yeah but the cars they drive should be rigged so the instant they hit over 65mph, the car immediately go... : fatbeaner
  • or explodes : ZeBFFd00d
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  If young people drive like me, fuck no they shouldn't be allowed to drive! Wreckless morons. : Do_Or_Die
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    23 - driving 7 yrs, no tickets, no accidents, still alive, suckumz da' nutz'z 8O) : halfwaybastard
    • woops ment to reply to first post in thread, fuck me : halfwaybastard
• would people over 21 have more or less accidents if they didn't have 5 years experience driving? The ... : Honky
• I'd say no, but would the same accidents occur with the new age limit? Its not like they suddenly gain 3... : Brandino

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• mine was level 33 when I left this morning. Its all offline though because you bastards flooded the serv... : Degenerate
• Wonder how long this PQ trend is gonna go on. Yeah i was amused by it for a moment. But seeing their f... : kingdepork
• level 26 Green Goblin Wraith at the segway halfpipes : tomservo
• i don't understand... : great big dinosaur
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  lvl 40 Half-Orc Mu-Fu monk +20 Steely Invisible Poleax : bRAINsick
  • rob j00 : tomservo
• lvl 41 Double wookiee bastard lunatic +35 pronged heavy andiron : e_smokah
• lvl 41 enchanted motercycle : |mali|
• Level 27 Double Wookie Hunter Strangler Act II : virus

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  purple-headed? : gegtik
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2981044 : matrix

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  It's Broken... : Hizzow
  • it won't play in wmp unless you have some DVD playback software. it should run fine in powerDVD though : The Tim
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  You are so wrong. Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.... : Kaiser
  • :) I love kitties. : princessjeni
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    heh, cool. Where'd you pull that from? : geedeck
    • the murky depths of his ass : creeping-death
    • http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/trivia.htm : Kaiser
  • Cats fly farther when you kick them. : matrix
  • Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion. A cat's brain is mor : pyrotek
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  /cue dognose : enigmatic
  • BAD DOG! *kicks dognose across the street* : creeping-death
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    I have some movies I'm gonna upload to my site if people want to see 'em. They're of dog's noses. Not ... : dognose
    • they should have a dognose cam that you can strap to your dogs head... kind of like the hubble a dogg... : tomservo
• this man = 100% correct. : virus

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• fix, as in wack off onto? : matrix
• that's hard to understand. Did she buy it for you and you don't want her to know you broke it? Or does... : kingdepork
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  *hears cracking of whip* : mista mista
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    http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3136977 i was going to fix that gal's ps2 and my gf hates her : e_smokah
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      hahaahahahahahahhahaa thats sad, you cant even fix a ps2 : mista mista
      • i never made it to her house! : e_smokah
    • Shit dude you're steppin into a minefield. : kingdepork

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• That depends on your point of view, if you think having to weed through your eggs for eggshell shrapnel ... : kingdepork
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  i'm a one handed cracker : ultramega
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    I can do that but it always carries a small trail of egg snot : gegtik
    • thats when you turn it over in your hand thus breaking the snot trail : ultramega
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  I do two at a time, one in each hand... I used to make cookies 8 hours a day at a Deli when I was 14 an : tomservo
  • hehe, that's pretty good. : Zehobbit

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• +28 Cambric Tower Shield : matrix
• +2 Festooned magic shield : virus
• +30 Cambric Gilded Pavise : Andy Hanson
• +30 6 inch rear spoiler : creeping-death
• +16 Festooned Gilded Magnetic Field : halfwaybastard
• +17 Festooned Holy Platemail : bRAINsick

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• D! infernal ten characters : incoherent
• rails : gegtik
• Kinda looks like the American Democractic system. =P : kingdepork
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=3116080 !! : haccess

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• i put 100$ on sometime today. : creeping-death
• 11:25 CST : Degenerate
• some time in the next hour : virus
• as soon as the shack files are finished uploading to my geocities account :D : tomservo

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• 8:59 : mista mista
• 12:05 PM : skynet
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  12:07 : ZeBFFd00d
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    mine too! : darkling
    • ditto that : creeping-death
• 9:05 am : SatansFist
• 9:06 AM : princessjeni
• shit 11:53 : kingdepork
• 2:08 AM Thursday March 7th : evil-cow
• 12:06 : sur3sh0t
• 12:07 PM : FlyingButtPliers
• 12:06PM : Raziel
• 12:08 PM : bRAINsick
• *rubs eyes* 9:43am only 6 hours until I wake up conciously : tomservo
• 17:07 : ajpc
• EAST COAST REPRESENT BABY : sur3sh0t
• I don't have one! But my Coolmon clock says:   March 06      12:17 pm : haccess
• 12:12 East > West : elosorojo
• 12:11 PM : Brandino

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  rails? : matrix
  • yup. : jasonepowell
  • ok, thanks :) : ZeBFFd00d
• rails : Degenerate

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  Type-R : jimmy-buffett
  • oh for god sakes... : virus
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  type R for REAR entry : Jerry C
  • (_o_) : matrix

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  what converation? : evil-cow
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    the one in his head : matrix
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      involving little white mice riding minature bicycles : sikander
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        with flat tires? : evil-cow
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          and broken horns : sikander
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            :O! then how do they ride??? : evil-cow
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              magic, duh : c0bra
              • :o :o :o *whispers* Magical Mice???? : evil-cow
            • _\|/_ : matrix

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  makes the server go VROOM! : creeping-death
  • hmmm... nos powered server, now THATS an idea : Jerry C

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  no. i think its from http://us.imdb.com/Title?0117665 : sikander
  • Hahahahaha : dognose
• http://us.imdb.com/Title?0000841 : nomaad

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  Heh, last night when Abrasion was being picky about how the video cards should be listed. : geedeck
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    Abrasion's mangina is like leather : tomservo
    • \m/ Leather Conditioner \m/ : matrix
• "anal abrasion"... it just got funnier!!! : gegtik

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• THATS FREAKING SWEET! : greh kleh
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  wow pointless almost as bad as a Bus]iSUV limo : Crimsonbeak
  • fuck me up the fucking goat ass. : Crimsonbeak
• hahah wtf. it looks like a spaceship : skynet
• oh... my... God that is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my entire life. : archon
• Corvette Limo == Ownage : boughton supreme
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  That has to be one of the coolest limo's. We got a limo excursion when we went to Veags for my friend we... : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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    i've never been in one :( : sikander
    • That thing was insane. My friend older brother rented it out for him. It had mirrored ceilings one sick ... : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
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  tell me it's fake. : the archvile
  • Thats real : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
• OMG!! : c0bra
• !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : OverBurN
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  HAHAHAH!! What's with that panorama shot, man? That keyboard is about 4 feet long. :) : usurpah
  • IT IS ART!! : sikander
• * bumpage * : sikander

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  dont you get a free xbox with that training? hah : ultramega
  • Yep, they're supposed to ship it to me. twiddles thumbs : matrix