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• Tabitha Stevens : smdever
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  Britney Spears! : firebone
  • Agreed... whens the playboy spread? :P : Q-ball
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  Peter North : Chrono Trigga
  • I hope you are a chick :P : Lawgiver
• Aria probably : jenkin
• Porn star or are playmates included? playmate = Angel Boris pornstar = Aimee Sweet though not really : hawkeye
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  How is Asia Carerra tied in? : skynet
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    She plays Unreal Tournament, runs her own webpage, goes to game shows, etc : Mentu
    • no shit? thats pretty cool! : skynet
    • that shit might all be PR related.. : jerkinisnice
  • She's a geek. She even made her own "Asia" UT skins. : Stormrider
  • she works for a software company now, and knows some of the hardocp/hypothermia peoples, so its sorta ti... : Q-ball
• That red headed chick in "Big-Tit Fuck-Off II"!!! : butch_toenail
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  kacey or draghixa : pupismyname
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    draghixa!!! FAP!!! FAP!!! FAP!!! FAP!!! FAP!!! FAP!!! : TERATOGEN
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      is that a man? : smdever
      • no, hit google image search. hot french chick. : pupismyname
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      got any of her stuff? mind sharing? : pupismyname
      • NO!! NO!! SHE's MINE!!! I'm NOT SHERING HER WITH ANYONE!!!! YOU HEAR ME SHE'S MINE!!! MINE!! MINE!!! : TERATOGEN
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  I just DL am-pr0n stills, so I don't know. : Odoyle
  • ODOYLE DROOLS!!! : hatelull
  • ick you really have to sort through some major shit to get good amatuer porn :\ : hawkeye
• Your mother. : olly
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  Sky Lopez in a landslide. : fragasm
  • seen Sky's day off? god damn, I know a chick that acts just like her, hot as hell to (best ass EVAR) : hawkeye
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  Sung Hi Lee : beastrabban
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    I don't think she really qualifies as a pornstar...just a nude model (like a playmate) : hawkeye
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      Have you seen Aimee Sweets lesbian porn videos? Those are HAWT. : Mentu
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        GOD DAMNIT, I ONLY HAVE ONE VIDEO OF HER, AND SHE'S FREAKIN GORGEOUS >:( got a few thousand images th : hawkeye
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          hang on one minute, I'm about to shackmessage you a 'present' : Mentu
          • methinks you're about to become my best friend : hawkeye
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            Present sent! : Mentu
            • share dammit : pupismyname
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  Kobe Tai : matrix
  • she was my second pick : hawkeye
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    that guy who plays for the Lakers? ewwwww. : fragasm
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      no you fool Kobe Tai = maximum hot : hawkeye
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        i don't think he's all that hot. tall though. : pupismyname
        • she's hot if you like asians :) : hawkeye
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        pix plz. WS if possible. : fragasm
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          http://www.nba.com/ : pupismyname
          • how ironic she looks just like the other Kobe. : fragasm
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          Umm, I don't know of any ws ones. : matrix
          • oh cmon even Sky Lopez has some pics where she is fully clothed. : fragasm
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  Hmm . . . most male porn stars are uggos! : princessjeni
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    Ron Jeremy is cute ;) : smdever
    • Yeah, if you consider gross, fat, short, old men with MULLETS cute! : princessjeni
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      That dude is sick, I watched this porno once called, "Boobs, Butts, and Bloopers". Ron Jeremy sucked his... : Corvus_6
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        dude.. if you could suck your own dick, you would do it too. (hell, i would) .. i quote an snl episode... : industro
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          I'd have the cleanest dick in the whole world : gegtik
          • would suck to get caught tho : industro
        • they found my cousin like that. doubled over, balls on his chin. : Deathlove
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    what woman would you go with then? : pupismyname
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      I don't like teh ladies. : princessjeni
      • please pick one anyway : gegtik
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        let just say its a "hypothetical" here... : radicus
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          I haven't seen enough pr0n. :( Not enough pr0n makes me sad. : princessjeni
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            is there actually guy pr0n out there that you look at? Or do you just go for whoever is standing behind ... : radicus
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              I like pr0n. Nothing too kinky, and the people have to be semi-attractive at least. : princessjeni
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                so you are a normal guygirl? : radicus
                • home.attbi.com/~princessjeni81/cam/webcam.html : princessjeni
• stacy valentine or skye lopez. why the fuck did i reply? : king_darius
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  Who's Atari's wife? : greh kleh
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    Alyssa Love : hawkeye
    • YOU LUCKY PRICK I'LL KILL YOU! AND STEAL YOUR WIFE, YEAH THATS THE TICKET! : greh kleh
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    your mom : pupismyname
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      daddy? : moz
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        GIVE IN! : Black Monolith
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          go away HAL : moz
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            NEVAR! : Black Monolith
            • http://www.urban-assault.com/images/content/black_monolith_logo.jpg : moz
• swan : scharfschuetze
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  A young Tracy Lords : huds0n
  • I'll take her now! :D : drucifer
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  Quick geedeck, become a pornstar! : aveil
  • Wow, that's career encouragement that I don't think I can beat. : geedeck
• Aimee Sweet : Sexpansion Pack
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  teen porn star Gauge : V0lk
  • What Gauge? Is that her name?? : arizona bay
• obviously galadriel and/or princess jeni! : Bob Jones
• Heather Christensen : gegtik
• i'd have to say jenna jameson. that is all. : virus
• another vote for Sky Lopez : majorFracture
• Jessie Capelli (sp?) : ZeBFFd00d
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  Silvia Saint : Vantage
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    she has a weird face. : ZeBFFd00d
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      She has a gorgeous face... AND, she seems like a nice person (I love her smile). Unlike other really go... : Vantage
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        Well, when it comes to people in pr0n she does have a decent face. But it looks like she had a facelift... : ZeBFFd00d
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          No, she just has the east european naturally high cheekbones. : Vantage
          • she looks like her head got squished. : pupismyname
  • Yes, she is rather attractive. : arizona bay
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  CHASEY LAIN : jokemon
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    go to bed klerck : -TKF-
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      if I'm jokemon, how can we play CS at the same time?1 : klerck
      • * TYLER DURDEN'D * : ZeBFFd00d
• Johan Paulik! : klerck
• Linsey Dawn McKenzie : jednet
• your name looks like mewtwo : cheshirecat
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  Tori Welles. : acheron
  • Ember, a year or two ago before she was pornafide... : dark sage
• That... that... blonde chick : {Venger}
• CELESTE!! SHE IS MY FAVORITE PORNSTAR EVAAAAAAAAAAAAR! : b00tsauce
• this thread doesn't have NEARLY enough links. kggthxbye. : virus
• Sydney Moon. Not strictly a porn star, but she has the best breasts ever. : ghale

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  i usually type things out like this... so today i went to the store man that was fun : mbr0wn
  • I do same thing when I'm talking to people. My girlfriend is slowly growing on it.. I never goto the ... : Gongo
• pure lowercase is the only medium of communication in irc or im proper punctuation in any online comm... : Gauss
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  While I use proper capitalization, punctuation and grammar all the time on IM and elsewhere, I do occasi... : Vantage
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    Yup, that is basically how I do it as well. : princessjeni
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      you are both deviants this isn't sex, or I'd call you sexual deviants so you're I Don't Know. P... : Gauss
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        "I Don't Know. Properly Puncutated Wankers!" The "Don't Know" and the "Punctutated Wankers" should no... : Vantage
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          It's Being Used To Convey A Point. Using Proper Punctuation In Internet Communications Looks Extremely S... : Gauss
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            No. It makes text easier to read. However, capitalizing every single word does indeed look really stup... : Vantage
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              not really, most conversations on im/irc are never particularly lengthy which means they wind up brok... : Gauss
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                Your conversations might not be. Don't assume this is the case for others. Also, proper typography wor... : Vantage
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                  better and simpler for you maybe :P I write production quality text for work, first shot through, and ha... : Gauss
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                    Sure you do. ;) : Vantage
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                      eat me. I submit text to my editor, it don't come back for revisions, I never hear complaints (the oppos... : Gauss
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                        Then you recognize the worth of well-written sentences and well-structured text. In order to best conve... : Vantage
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                          like I said, when conveying a useful concept, or writing Permanent Text (like webpage stuff, or obviousl... : Gauss
                          • "it's a waste of time" Only if it takes you more time. When you write as much as I do, it comes natu... : Vantage
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                            And in everything I write, I am conveying a useful concept. ;) : Vantage
                            • rofl ;) : Gauss
                            • sure..................... : airrob
                        • i read more all lower case writing than properly capitalized writing at this point in my life. it actua... : cheshirecat
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                  capital letters hurt my eyes. : cheshirecat
                  • they're sharp and pointy :( : Gauss
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                  I agree. Also, I'm so used to using proper capitalization, punctuation, and grammar that it has bec... : pyrotek
                  • Exactly. Improper typography is just lazyness, or ignorance. I write so much material, on and off the ... : Vantage
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  LOLYHKDOBK,KDBOES. KDO 2 KBO? DB48 TKW. : jednet
  • *FUCK THIS SHIT'D* : fsck
• I think the only abreviation I ever started and held on to was brb. : jednet
• i never capitalize anything, and you're seeing the extent of my punctuation here. : El Guapo
• i abhor capital letters : sikander
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  dude... why did that take a couple days to think out? : archon
  • he was on the can : Gauss
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    im in my lazy phase. :) P.S. Can I get an informative? It would make my week. :) : airrob
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      bad, lame, weak karma whoring : Gauss
      • me asking or the post itself? if the post itself, youre a dumbshit. if me asking, that was a joke, get a... : airrob
• comming from using IRC since the mid 90's i treated im like i do IRC and posting on the shack. get the p... : davecrazy
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  i work the same on the shack as i do on IM thingies.... lots of ellipses (...), run-on sentences, fra... : slobberpuss
  • I usually proof read once, and then proof read afterwards to try to simulate the experience I just besto... : {Venger}
  • Yeah, ellipses are one of my internet-only devices/quirks. : Vantage
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  I'm in pretend-to-be-person-with-life-phase people who have lives always talk like a handicap on ICQ.... : {Venger}
  • lol, is that a provable theory? ;) : Gauss
• In my experiences, most people (mostly lazy teenagers) go straight to abbreviations or l33t-speak and do... : Portax
• I never left niceboy phase; never will. : Trilinear
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  FALSE}r-INFORMATIVE! : anonimo
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    INFORMATIVE!!! IT IS INFORMATIVE!!! IT TRULY IS!!! I'd like to thank my parents, my brother, my pet d... : airrob
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      deinformatized?!?! WTF!!! : airrob
      • Because it was false information. Just because it is true for you, doesn't mean it applies to everyone : anonimo
      • tunka tunka : Gongo
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  what does gg mean? : jerkinisnice
  • good game : MoNsTeR
• I started in LAZY]b and never looked back : Lawgiver
• Abbreviations, misspelling, and lack of punctuation makes it much more difficult to read text. If I hav... : maalox

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  I say they do. : {Venger}
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    then you support them : Do_Or_Die
    • Take em all mister, take em all!!2 : {Venger}
  • I say they don't! Make me images for my profile : Lobstah!
• /turns in PC : Degenerate
• actually, computers are for stupid people that can't do CPU calculations with their brains! Wait, that m... : mofo
• sure they do : smdever
• HELL YES!!!! SECOND'D and THIRD'D!!! : BongSlayerB@work
• I say the Macs should have more proliferation so I don't have to play PC tech support for moms and dads ... : dodob
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  No, they deserve Imac's =) : Dookeyfingers
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    The new one is cool though. : {Venger}
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      http://www.campuscomputershop.com/ see it on display now oh fuck i'm going downtown this weekend. $2... : dodob
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        $350 for 128mb ram and extra speakers? I say buy the ram and speakers seperately and save $$$. Though I ... : {Venger}
        • it's a CD burner + DVD drive. DVD drive = teh important. If I ever buy one, it'll be the main multime... : dodob
• You really should have to take a common sense test before you get your license to buy a PC. There's tech... : Entity
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  stupid people needs some loving porn access too : TERATOGEN
  • No they don't. They should have to earn their goddamn stripes first. : Entity
• Yeah but who else can we sell our old gear to at ridiculous prices? One of my poor compu-tarded friends : haikeebah!
• There should be a minimum IQ test when buying a PC. : Fred Garvin
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  Hey thats the way smart guys get girls! : -TKF-
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    example: me! : virus
    • And 2 of my GF's! : -TKF-
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  I vote for stupid camps! Everyone takes an extremely easy 10 question questionnaire and if you don't ge... : c0bra
  • hahahahhaa : virus
  • Hahahaha, right on : Entity
  • where you are shot and killed : maalox
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  Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed, must less own computers. I wish I kept some of the logs ... : anonimo
  • yikes. : virus
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    Maybe we could have like a stupid prison? With its own special stupid judicial system. Stupid judge:... : maalox
    • That's not fair. It would take twice as long for them to figure out a Cuisinart. : anonimo

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  a copy of daikatana : Gauss
  • COMEDY GOLD : fragasm
• your nazi battle dress uniform? : pupismyname
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  a picture of an aborted fetus from an abortion clinic. : davecrazy
  • troll UNSUCESSFULL : davecrazy
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  ashes : slobberpuss
  • of daikatana : Gauss
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  Dig up Hitler : Lynn Minmei
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    Didn't the Russians take apart his body and place it around their country or something? That was one of ... : Portax
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      his body was never officially found... : airrob
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        hitler killed himself.. thats all i know. : Xaerina
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          he killed himself and the Nazis burned down the building as they left : ZeBFFd00d
          • That's according to Russian reports, though, isn't it? : Portax
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            hes still alive in argentina : elosorojo
            • Yep, getting calls about his toilet and which way the water flushes. : Portax
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          He and Eva Braun (his mistress) shot themselves in the head and then Hitler's aides in the bunker suppos... : beastrabban
          • Thanks, that's the info I sort of remember hearing. : Portax
• i was thinking of a pink triangle, something symbolic. : Xaerina
• somebody with a german accent! haha : Bob Jones
• A pizza. : Entity
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  how's this for creative bring in someone who was at a death camp and let them show their tatoos, that'll... : fragasm
  • grim but we're gonna be reaching a point here soon where all ww2 vets will be dying off :/ then it... : Gauss
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    why type of tatoos did they wear? : Xaerina
    • you didn't watch xmen you've never seen em? google : Gauss
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      they were basically branded with a number in order to keep tabs on 'em. : slobberpuss
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        did they have anything else on them if they were like a different culture or something.. cause the pink ... : Xaerina
        • just a number... : airrob
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      like a barcode, branded like cattle : fragasm
      • but was that it, no symbol tatooed on them just the numbers?!?! : Xaerina
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  no really guys i need help..come on. : Xaerina
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    Can it be a picture? : drucifer
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      all she said was it has to be an object and in class.. so yes i guess it could be, but it has to be crea... : Xaerina
      • ashes sounds like a good one (good in a horrible way) make damn sure its ashes of a daikatana box gdi : Gauss
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  A Star of David? : Vantage
  • Yeah, made of cloth or something. I would sew it to my jacket and wear it all day just to see how peopl... : drucifer
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  an easy bake oven. i win. : cot*
  • Good call. : lazarusb
  • bring a tray of ashes and a gold filling, for authenticity. : gegtik
  • damnit i didn't see #5131. : cot*
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  Bring in marshmellows!! Or a peice of toast. Will you marry me xaerina? I'll have sex with you whe... : archon
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    okay thanks guys i think i know what i'll bring (silly will get mad at me if i make a monster thread a... : Xaerina
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      What will you do btw? : drucifer
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        i'm going to find a symbol that was tatooed to people other then the numbers and a nazi sign. : Xaerina
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          so is that a "no", then? : archon
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            hahah thats a to be continued ;) : Xaerina
            • Hey, I'm 18, in great physical condition, a marine, not too shabby looking if I do say so myself! Althou... : archon
• swastika tattoo on your chest!! : dodob
• Some kosher meat : ZeBFFd00d
• a George Foreman Grill : root beer
• Marijuana. Then when you get in trouble, yell NAZI'S! as loud as you can, over and over, as they drag y... : iceNine