Evening Reading

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• Where is VENGER?! I demand to speak with him! It's his american candy lobster! : Lobstah!
• actually, i ate some earlier today and i didn't feel impotent : esmokah

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• Riiiiiiight, because the game he's working on hasn't been released, he has not right to comment on other... : seemlar
• ... he's right, though. : johnny appleseid
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  Doom 3 needs music like http://www.musicofb5.com/media/episodes/Falling_Toward_Apotheosis.zip : Toraz Chryx
  • 50% health, SSG, 10 shells and Imp chatter coming from everywhere... "Need ammo...dear God pleeaase...n : aibo
• he speaks the truth. doom had fucking killer music : El Guapo

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  what if they gave you a BJ to get out of the ticket though : ZeBFFd00d
  • = Jailtime : -TKF-
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    He he...Actually..I knew a cop that got fired for doing that sort of thing. He'd make arrest and/or... : xocsida
    • bwhhahahahah what a dumbass : -=kodiak=-

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• Yes. I realized this about 5 years ago. Now the only thing that arouses me is goatse. : firebone
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  it's all the same 3 pictures : Clay
  • my porn folder says it's the same 134.000 pictures : -TKF-
• The stuff being traded back and forth is limited. From time to time you get someone who is a fan of some... : baron calamity
• I ran into that about a year ago, Then I started hacking paysites, so I always get fresh material. : Mentu
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  I noticed that you often see "hot teen does guy" and its the same series from a different angle (or even... : Raziel
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    And the "teen" is some late twenty, early thirty chick with really floppy boobs. : matrix
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      Thats why I like amateur porn the best. It's really easy to tell if some amateur teen really is a te... : Mentu
      • he said cum dumpster! : pimpium
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        i think lots of bad shit happens in that "amateur" scene. : -TKF-
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          Yeah, but I don't go for that fucked up German bondage rape scat amateur vids. I go for the tastefu... : Mentu
          • I go for the tasteful homegrown videos. ............ : assin9
      • amateur porn can still trick me into believing it involves a) young-ish chicks b) relatively minor e... : Raziel
    • hahaha, take a 30 year old, put her hair in pigtails and a cheerleader outfit and voila! You have a teen... : ZeBFFd00d

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  BOOTLEGG'D : Silent1
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    well its getting better reviews then Gliter, not much better but better. : nurall
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      maybe it will be better than Britney's new movie : Silent1
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        that's the one we were calling Gliter2 when it was first annouced it was being made. : nurall
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          that makes sense, i was wondering why they would remake Gliter. Well I heard on Howard Stern the movie h... : Silent1
          • that's half a star more then gliter. : nurall

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• yeah, like in hexen2 : fen boi
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  Picture. http://www.fmnh.org/exhibits/exhibit_sites/education/Eurypt.htm : aibo
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    I could kick its ass. : johnny appleseid
    • Even the fully animated 3d version? heh. : aibo

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  very very good : Raziel
  • I know. The guy who wrote it is trying to get it published in some magazines. I'll hype it a little ... : Mentu

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  her ass is teh best http://www.overburn.ca/shack/pictures/girls/girl_god3.jpg : OverBurN
  • egad! down again? : karl hungus
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    More for j00! http://www.3drealms.com/caught/e3_2000/5/dsc00027.jpg http://www.3drealms.com/caught/e... : Duke Nukem Forever
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      now I know what you guys do all day! : moz
      • OMG, must up the poly counts on the strippers, where are my reference pics? : Duke Nukem Forever
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        omg it's 11pst why aren't you working too? : vodor
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          I could have left 3 hrs ago, but have stayed to work. kthxdrivethru : Duke Nukem Forever
          • we still love you... that cot guy.. I can't speak for him though! : moz
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            was poking fun at moz, not you. >:( : vodor
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              he's mad now! come get none : moz
              • rawr : vodor
            • sorry, it's been a long day and I'm too inept to handle dthread : Duke Nukem Forever
        • I am! : moz
    • I fucking love you man. Now I'm buying two copies of DNF. : seemlar
    • *starts choking on his milk and cookies* : mad-d00d
    • thanks man, you own me. george? brandon? : catass
    • Levelord's checking out her ass! : DinK
• the guy w/ the blue shirt is looking right at her breasteses! : %61non
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  hey! that looks like the las vegas convention center. : karl hungus
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    If by "Las Vegas", you mean "Los Angeles", then yes! : Duke Nukem Forever
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      is it? : karl hungus
      • Yeah. The first pic is right inside the main entrance at the LA Convention Center and the second is acro... : Duke Nukem Forever
      • those pics were taken at E3 : ZedAgent
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  Lol, love that guy in the blue shirt just totally checking out the girl in the red dress. Now all he ne... : Q-ball
  • dude I was JUST gonna post this. the two guys on the left just staring intently at the girl in red's b0... : uberp00
• I love her.... : V0lk
• hmm. is that the best ass on the internet? I think I have one better or equal, need a place to post i : Gauss

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  AOL CAN GO TO HELL : Clay
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    AOL CAN GO TO HELL : drucifer
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      AOL CAN GO TO HELL : firebone
      • [07:40] AOL Instant Messenger: You have been disconnected from the AOL Instant Message Service (SM) for ... : Clay
• AOL CAN GO TO HELL! : xocsida
• AOL CAN GOTO HELL! : supermonkeyballz
• b00bies : redfive
• void aol() { goto hell :hell hell(); } void hell() { while (1) burn; } : Raziel

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• Why bother with ANYTHING related to AOL? : V0lk
• Mainly for the satisfaction of making Case say he's my bitch. lol : xocsida
• Its because they cant spam you with lame banners through trillian , thats as simple as I can put it. : sluggz
• don't use aol im : Gauss
• Why not just take a trip to www.icq.com and/or http://messenger.microsoft.com/? : Entity

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• Whoop Ass!!! : Silent1

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  Morning wood is miracle wood : -TKF-
  • unless you real gotta piss. : nurall

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  because god hates you. : johnny appleseid
  • www.godhatesseemlars.com : V0lk
  • Giggle. And real reasons? : seemlar

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  You mean she couldn't fit in the closet... : drucifer
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    I was gonna make a joke along those lines but held back for some reason... Since you broke the ice.. I w : logik?
    • Sshe come out of the garage? : Dreagon
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  She admitted being a man? : fen boi
  • No man or woman has a head that big... : drucifer

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  i'm still connected. are you using the latest version of trillian? : kenmis
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    using .724 something newer out there? : Clay
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      scratch that, it just happend to me too. :( : kenmis
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        AOL can go to hell. really. they are now my least favorite company period. : Clay
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          i just installed this: http://www.ceruleanstudios.com/trillian-v0.724-aim-c.exe hopefully this'll fi... : Clay
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            nope, got bounced again. : Clay
            • yeah. i'm sure cerulian will fix it in the next couple days : kenmis
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  hrmm, AOL already gave up on keeping the ICQ clients out didn't they? they'll give up on this eventua... : Toraz Chryx
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    icq clients can talk to AIM ? altho I probably just read that wrong... : logik?
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      stuff like trillian can do both, but icq network can't talk directly to AIM network : Clay
      • okay, that's what I thought... :) : logik?
    • no, AOL own ICQ though, and they USED to have a vendetta about changing the protocol to keep 3rd party c... : Toraz Chryx

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  Dead Milkmen - Eat Your Paisley ! : logik?
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    google cheaterpants...it MORON btw, the album is Eat Your Paisley : drucifer
    • busted.... >:( : logik?

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  I can understand getting upset over people who do it with like, 15 items over the limit but for 13 items... : logik?
  • No kidding, and assault was uncalled for. A few insults would have sufficed in this case. : Dreagon

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  isn't that a Carter USM? song : fen boi
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    beats me! if it isn't 80's disco, Prodigy or a Porn Soundtrack i'm pretty lost! : -TKF-
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      I thought disco died Dec 31st, 1979? : drucifer
      • ehmm true true.. 80's POP? : -TKF-
  • yep, http://www.fruity.dircon.co.uk/index2.html : fen boi

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  I thought all Limp Bizkit fans became Linkin Park fans... : drucifer
  • oh yeah, that's SUCH a step up : kenmis
  • shit i thought they were the same band! : -TKF-

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• wtf.. Jesse Jackson cruising for some more pussy! : -TKF-

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  well THAT was in NO way Weird or FUCKED UP! : -TKF-
  • are you a coinbird? : johnny appleseid
• that was the stupidest shit evar : supermonkeyballz
• I guess if you watched that on a 300 baud connection you might be able to actually read all the text bef... : Zer0 Skilz
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  Seems like a big insode joke. : drucifer
  • inside ^^^ : drucifer

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  is it all delayed coverage down there? or do they show any of it live? : moz
  • It's all delayed. Nothing live I believe, just about two hours of coverage per day. : seemlar
• its a good thing i couldnt care less about ice skating : yellow
• FOR GREAT inJUSTICE!!! : logik?
• 'commie asshat' - you might have said something else, but that magnificent phrase made me forget whateve... : Gauss
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  boredom = strange desire to look at other men in tight fitting clothes? : scharfschuetze
  • I don't even think they were in tight closes. *shrug* It may be boring, but you have to respect th... : seemlar
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  What Would Brian Boitano Do? : drucifer
  • He would kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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• my neighbour (when I was like 12) had that damn "serial number" burnt onto his arm ... I was always too : logik?

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• enterthegame : mad-d00d

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• damnit, I KNOW I wrote bi-weekly lunch at mcdicks... : logik?
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  get a triple McDick and eat at McDonalds : supermonkeyballz
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    cut and pasting in a post without double checking it a bad idea :) : logik?
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      i was joking not qouting : supermonkeyballz
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        hehe I was talking about my original post :) I think I will get the triple tho :) : logik?
        • DOH! yea triples rock : supermonkeyballz

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• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2977996 : supermonkeyballz
• ohh and noon pst : supermonkeyballz

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• My tongue flicking is fast foo! : overtoke
• o_O : mad-d00d
• I pity the Anus. : overtoke
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  Now, do it with the real Mr T : -TKF-
  • chains chafe too much :( : Gauss
• PITY'D : overtoke
• FOOL'D : overtoke
• MOHAWK'D : overtoke
• * DIALING DOWN THE MIDDLE'D * : setaanbomb
• Where is the LIME???? : sluggz
• * WRONG BROTHA'D * : supermonkeyballz

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  as in, there are cheats available for it, or as in you can now play if you aren't a beta tester? : kenmis
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    #2 : sluggz
    • <shrug> i'm already a beta tester. :) : kenmis

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  Is that you? Doesn't look like your other photos... : Lone Swordsman
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    deliberately so ! combed my hair forward too : sikander
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      Damn, we have to meet sometime. Hard to find an excuse during the school year. : Lone Swordsman
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        hey you know who i am. stop me if you see me. : sikander
        • I'll have to memorize that photo. : Lone Swordsman
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      did you do the "booga booga" video too? : the archvile
      • hahah yeah. hold on i'll put it up too : sikander
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  was the filename the sound you were making when you took the picture? :) : king_darius
  • da ! warcraft II peasant : sikander
• the perils of inbreeding JOKES ONLY JOKES : yellow
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  http://forever.cable.dhs.org/~verbatim/reaction.jpg : verbatim
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    :P is that a tv in the bkgnd ? : sikander
    • yes. : verbatim
• b00gab00ga : http://members.rogers.com/sikander17/b00gab00ga.avi blackhairyspider is not me : sikander
• http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck06/images/image_bank/5-4l.jpg !!! :D : drucifer

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  kill your self : MacGyver
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    check : Gauss
    • check! http://homokaasu.org/killeveryone/ : Gauss
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  kill that x10 camera company : fragasm
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    I already did, but if I posted a link, it would get nuked :P : Gauss
    • you mean this? http://www.x10.com/home/optout.cgi?DAY=30&PAGE=http://www.x10.com/x10ads1.htm Every... : sluggz

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• is this the post that makes poop fun? : mad-d00d