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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Feb 12, 2002 5:08pm PST
Related Topics – Wack News, CPL

Just too many things going on today to keep track of. My apologies to those of you who are waiting on responses from me for some emails... Seems everything just started happening at once suddenly. Been typing all day and still got a big old backlog of stuff to sort through. Good news is that it's good stuff!

- CPL has announced their Summer event. - Here comes the human clones! - Some stuff about SafeWeb - More on the stupid hyperlink patent. more here - Crackdown on spam = good. - Network security flaw could be affecting everyone.
Lastly, the Oscar nominations have been released. As you'd expect Lord of The Rings is kicking butt. No mention of Glitter, write your congressman!






































  • Been reading "In his own write" by john lennon. Its pretty funny stuff. Just a bunch of little poems and bizaree stories, with intentionally bad spelling and grammar.

    Heres an exert :
    "The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble."
    One fat morning Eric Hearble wake up with an abnor-man fat growth a bombly on his head. 'Oh crumb,' said Eric hearble, who was very very suprised. Anyway he carried on as Norman for why should he worried? All of a suddenly he heard a small little voice calling him by name, 'Eric ... Eric Hearble' it seemed to say though i couldn't say for sure.
    That night the very same voice spoke saying 'Eric, i am a growth on your very heard, help me, Eric.' Soon eric became very attached to his far growth friend.
    'Call me Scab' the voice said and he was/
    'Call me Eric' Eric said naturally as he could . From then on you never saw Eric without big fatscab growth on his head. And that's why Eric Hearble lost his job teaching spastics to dance.
    'Were not having a cripple teaching our lads' Said headmaster.


    Its a hilarious book i recomend picking it up...