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• probably. oh god what a sad shell of a man I am. : psychobean
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  Why not? I keep a clean wang. : geedeck
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    How I wish we still had random comments : {Venger}
    • I know, I know. That really would be a golden one. Wonder if that's why steve desposed of it? If so, ... : geedeck
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  if its good enough for some chick then i guess it should be good enough for me!? : radicus
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    Does that mean.... my penif is good enough for you? : spector
    • i dont know where your penif has been! : radicus
• Penis donut or no penis donut!! as long as its not *my* penis donut i'd eat it : spector
• Penis birds? : klerck
• Only if I could keep the icing on :( : Warlock

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  balki!!! : radicus
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    damn, you sure are a chatty bitch on your first day who are you really? you asked to get banned and : silversurfer
    • stfu >:) : radicus
• NOW WE ARE SO HAPPY, WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY! : Stormrider

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  I'm on it.. as soon as my sandwiches are done! Anyone else? / [V] : {Venger}
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    well, there's nobody there now (and there was a dude wallhacking, gah) : Toraz Chryx
    • I'd remove him like a stain on the lower parts of my shirt! : {Venger}
• if you fix their pathetic fucken connections, they will come : halfwaybastard
• ill come tell the other team what were doing : supermonkeyballz

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  ICQ is working! : {Venger}
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    NEGATIVE : warpdude
    • Ok its working VERY slowly suddenly.. : {Venger}
• aim is down it seems : radicus
• aim just died on me .. icq is running still though : strider_
• Oh fuck. Flap error on ICQ. : geedeck
• yeah ICQ just died for me : Maarten Goldstein
• Aim is broken : spector
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  i jsut saw everyone from one college fall off of AIM, theyr'e back now though : Paranoid Android
  • terrorists? : radicus
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  aim is back : radicus
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    OMG OMG OMG THANK YOU GOD : spector
    • heh, the newspaper here to day had a story on "IMing" and even had translations for the commond shorthan... : Sniper21
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    ICQ just came back for me too : Maarten Goldstein
    • I shackmsgd you like three months ago saying that if you add me to your list, I would be a helpful resou... : {Venger}

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  Damned video games! : phlavor
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    It's that Harry Potter! They were obviously satanists just like him. : BenMurphy
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      And Barney! Everyone knows that dinosaurs are the devils work to trick us into thinking creationism isn'... : phlavor
      • hahaha : BenMurphy
      • I doubt any of these girls had enough money for video games or television, nor are they likely literate ... : anonimo

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• is someone going to say that every day? :P : spector
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  then why am I fapping to it?! : BenMurphy
  • HAHAHA : SatansFist
• that's no moon... that's a... : warpdude
• OMG! That guys eval stare crashed my IE! : phlavor

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  do you want lyrics or not? : Sniper21
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    no lyrics, or snippets of lyrics on a loop would be ideal. : slax0r
    • I think your best bet would be with soundtracks try Gladiator, for one...Maybe Crimson Tide? : Sniper21
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  yes. : Poor Yurik
  • if you contact me on icq, 2395448, I'll hook it up. : Poor Yurik
• NIN - Just Like You Imagined is really good.... especially driving at night with the windows down : tomservo

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• *empty deleted folder on exit* : halfwaybastard

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• wow you guys are good. : virus
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  pickle : psychobean
  • BUY A CUCUMBER TO SPITE THIS GUY! : strider_
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    that's your answer to everything, isn't it? : iceNine
    • pickle : psychobean
• Blue oranges 4 LIFE! : {Venger}
• ORANGE apples are for ghey's : iceNine
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  BANANA is a man's fruit, word. : Mr. Firm Grasp
  • Actually, banana's a woman's fruit. heh... heheh... : anonimo
• LIME! : elosorojo
• apple cuz that's what I'm eating now. : spongebob
• Oranges, cuz Citrus prevents scurvy. Ya land lubber! : PantherX
• Apples, followed closely by oranges. : SatansFist
• 2. Oranges have folic acid, which lets you make DNA. You like having DNA, don't you? : Amadan

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  before or after masturbating? : radicus
  • I would imagine "Googlewhacked" is referring TO the masturbation. Masturbating to Google... now that'... : anonimo
  • shhh, it's glazing... : Sniper21
• I was going to but I ran out of lotion. : rossimo

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• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}y*BOOM* : V0lk

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  AHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHAAHHAAHA : {Venger}
  • oh lord feel the tears!! : {Venger}
• ROOFLES! : PantherX
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  ahahaha... but I think two would be my max : BenMurphy
  • * E X P O S E D * : {Venger}
  • So take 3 pictures. : anonimo
• when we hang out at quakecon I'm refusing any presents from you!! : tomservo
• hahaha holy god thats amazing! : thomas jefferson
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  uhm....either the donuts around here have tiny holes or you have....girth issues : halfwaybastard
  • can't it be both? :D : BenMurphy
• Hahahahahah : Poor Yurik

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  hey, this came up in a game of cs: is your ring on your cel-phone a jpop song? :D : sparhawk
  • It would be if I just had put a little more effort into it. You see my superior Ericsson phone does have... : {Venger}
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  I don't hate J-pop, it just isn't my thing. It's certainly a lot better than North American pop. :) : Lone Swordsman
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    Damn, then I hate your music more. I don't wanna be the hater :( You sure I shouldnt just send you a ... : {Venger}
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      Why don't you improve your opinion of my music? :p : Lone Swordsman
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        Probably because most of what you listen to is not music. : pigp3n
        • So true, so true : SS-P
        • Please, music is more than electric guitars and pop hooks. :p : Lone Swordsman
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        Oh yeah, that's a way too. You could always link a song if you have someplace to put it. Preferably some... : {Venger}
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          Are you on haiku's FTP? : Lone Swordsman
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            I seem to have lost my login and stuffs. I shall patiently await his comeback from China! : {Venger}
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              Nuts. Well, here's something to listen to in the meantime: http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/96/lustmo... : Lone Swordsman
              • Ok got them both! Lustmord means 'lustmurder' in Swedish, heh. / [V] : {Venger}

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• Is this like a drinking game? Ok, here goes: Relationships rule/suck! Discuss. : anonimo
• Oops, sorry. This round is on me ;-) : PantherX
• Drink up, another dreary relat post. : freqq28
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  More relationship threads and less religion threads! : radicus
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    What about my relationship with Jesus? : anonimo
    • sure, its a personal relationship : radicus

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• oh my god, that's the funky shit! : warpdude

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• Two Words: Condom bouquets : freqq28
• Do something nothing too expsensive that will make you look like a stalker invite her somewhere make it ... : assin9
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  ask the non-bitchy girl out on a date for valentine's day : psychobean
  • Actually this is probably a good idea. I should just be a man and face up to possible rejection. :-P : PantherX
• Punch her in the face? just a thought.... : thomas jefferson
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  chocolat covered dildo : Gladiator
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    better yet, give her chocalate covered penif. : iceNine
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      Two Words: Magic Shell : PantherX
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        now THAT is a good idea! : psychobean
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          you'd have to refrigerate j00r penif :( : BenMurphy
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            it doesn't work on warm things? : psychobean
            • nuh uh. It hardens from cold. You could melt chocolate and triple-coat your doodle! : BenMurphy
• fuck her and then but on her asss?? : dark sage

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  V-Day sucks. I hate having it rubbed in my face everywhere I go that I don't have a girlfriend/valentin... : iceNine
  • i have a gf and i still hate it : sparhawk
  • I like the fact that I don't have to spend money. i'm so alone : slax0r
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  holy crap. i found another reason to hate valentines day: a friend (mostly a friend of teh gf's) sent m : sparhawk
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    one answer goatse : tomservo
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      that would put me so far in a hole with gf and i'm sorta already in one :\ really good idea though :D : sparhawk
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        you could send it anonymously through yahoo emale do it do it do it do it : tomservo
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          >:) : sparhawk
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            you could edit it.. put WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE on the top and SORRY, THE CHOCOLATES FELL IN on the... : tomservo
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              can you hide links in yahoo? ie: click here to get your valentine! but have it link to goatse? yes, i'm... : sparhawk
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                honestly, I dont know you could probably hyperlink it on html <a href="http://www.goat-ess-ee-dot-se... : tomservo
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                  hrm, i'll try one first, thanks : sparhawk
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                    hmmmm hmmmm hahahahahaaaaaa no problem sir. >:D NO PROBLEM AT ALL!! <evil laugh> : tomservo
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                      www.makeashorterlink.com for all your obscene linking needs : halfwaybastard
                      • :D : sparhawk
                      • oh god you are a genius : tomservo
                      • doesn't work. : iceNine
                      • I use that all the time! : {Venger}
  • OMG did you get it sent out in time! : assin9

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• oh shit, whoops. search for yurik in the score thing. : Poor Yurik

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• * O L D M A N 2 3 ' D * : PantherX

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• Snow may fall downwards. : Gimik
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  "So where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" : anonimo
  • IN MY PANTS! : PantherX

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  everyone else loves NEDDDD FLANDERS! : psychobean
  • Hi-dily ho, neighborino! : primate13
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    Not me! : Kiwi Man
    • Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! : Lone Swordsman

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• ack..! kill it, kill it! : tomservo
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  That media blackout was good thinking on their part, as much as we all hate it. By the time it comes ... : 0Wingfan
  • Of course. 3DRealms == good time, fuck the tech. : PantherX
  • Well I'm just out for a good time, if I want good graphics I'll just go fap to the nVidia tech demos. Wh : {Venger}
• why did that give me wood? :( : BenMurphy

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• Haha, that's intelligent : {Venger}
• Shrinkwrap'd : freqq28
• * S P E E C H L E S S ' D : thomas jefferson
• I think that VP works here too.... : psychobean

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  Firebone - Gay Fucking Song : firebone
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    link? i'll check it out just cause i wuv joo : silversurfer
    • DUDE YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THIS SONG}y http://parnell6-4.user.msu.edu/~firebone/GeeEffEss.mp3 : firebone
• you forgot no country : Galadriel07
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  >:( : {Venger}
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    lol, sorry but i know good music when i hear it. j/k jpop just ain't my thang i guess : silversurfer
    • No problemo, as long as you know what you're talking about. Most don't, however, and that's when I use m... : {Venger}
    • No you don't ... : wumpscut
• paint it black, it's not unusual, any tom petty song, beatles? i guess i'm not getting what kind of musi... : primate13
• Godflesh - Frail : Paranoid Android
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  faith no more - land of sunshine, jizzlobber, gentle art of making enemies oh and http://parnell6-4.u : cot
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    HOLY DIVER! : Paranoid Android
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      Don't diss Ronnie James Dio! : cot
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        i'm still listening to the song : Paranoid Android
        • sweet! :) : cot
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        Dio has rocked for a long, long time... : slax0r
        • but now it's time to pass the torch! : anonimo
  • couple more pete droge - beautiful girls, stone temple pilots - lounge fly, xtc dear god, rem orange ... : cot
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  Ayumi Hamasaki - Evolution : MrShmoo
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    heh. i think i still have that video in my icq receilved files from venger what a waste of space : silversurfer
    • I'm glad you took the time. It's not for everyone, I would be pretty naive to think such a thing. Wh... : {Venger}
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  silverchair - Emotion Sickness Machine Head - The Burning Red Mudvayne - Nothing to Gein Metallica : tomservo
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    sure, i'm really liking that list so far. : silversurfer
    • Moby - Porcelain Moby - My Weakness Moby - Thats When I Reach For My Revolver NIN - Just Like You I : tomservo
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  Hum - Stars? : BorderlineBass
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    What kind of music does Hum play? : Lone Swordsman
    • kind of a late-era grunge they're coolios : tomservo
• keep 'em comin you mofos damn i havn't used that word in a long time : silversurfer
• nin - gave up \m/ : Gimik
• ^^^^^^ : catass
• I dislike all of those songs. : PantherX

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• I got called punk. Or maybe that was "a punk" : psychobean
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  Now you know how it feels! : Lone Swordsman
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    you've been called Emo? : fat mike
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      It is so stupid when people call eachother music genres. : nerfherder
      • You're Ambient : fat mike
      • I've never been called a music genre. Plenty of other names, sure. : slax0r
    • haiku did. Which is crazy, because I neither listen to emo music or dress like an emo kid. : Lone Swordsman
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  A large flightless bird? : freqq28
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    You're thinking of the Antelope : BenMurphy
    • Ohhh *EMU*. Same thing. : freqq28
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  twice! : Gladiator
  • haha oh yeah : fat mike
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  someone define emo for moi : Dogma
  • "moi" is french for "many." You're welcome. : BenMurphy
  • search for emo in the comemnts from the past week (O'doyle was talking about it), frankly, I still don't... : Gladiator

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  Geez, no shit. Is that a regular occurance? Or is this just something through which you're having to l... : anonimo
  • this is the 2nd day, they claim they're working on it. If its like that tomorrow I'm demanding a refund... : halfwaybastard
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  Same here in Orlando. Used to be great. Now? no gaming allowed. : freqq28
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    holy fuck, no gaming allowed? Is that just because the link sucks so much or is it an actual policy? B... : halfwaybastard
    • Do not be alarmed. Sorry, no, it's just that the ping swings so much now adays you can't play. Hoping th... : freqq28

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• iMovie : phlavor
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  final cut pro : psychobean
  • :/ i was thinkin like freeware :D o well forget that then! : sexninja!!!!

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• what'd he do : creeping_death
• <russian accent> DESTROY HIM. </russian accent> : virus
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  It's tricky to rock a rhyme, it's tricky! It's tricky! : Lone Swordsman
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    GUN oh btw, what is the best SotL album after tired sounds? : 16C+
    • The Ballasted Orchestra. : Lone Swordsman
• tell him to turn that fucking shit off. its in the options menu : Gauss
• damage the cables to the point he cant play it.. : locobastard
• i was just listening to that! : radicus

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• haha walmart? die!! I got the wedding bands last weekend so bite me >:) : Raziel
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  they sell em cheap in those little things u put a quater in and a plastic egg w/ a prize comes out! : sexninja!!!!
  • only a commie would know! EXPOSED : Producinator
  • get her a HOMIE. : spongebob
• RINGPOP! : tomservo
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  You can't be serious : assin9
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    yeah, i am : Producinator
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      might I suggest... an actual jeweler? : psychobean
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        hehe, actualy its just a little thing for valentines day.. not engagement. and i've already gotten h... : Producinator
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          LOVE IS MEASURED IN MONEY : {Venger}
          • SO IS THE DEVIL'S COCK! : Gimik
• If she realizes it's from Wal-Mart, you're gonna get castrated. Trust me. : BorderlineBass

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• You have 5 minutes to reach minimum safe distance the refridgerator. : slax0r