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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Feb 06, 2002 5:46pm PST
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Sorry for not being able to provide a Fileshack mirror of Day of Defeat 2.0 so far. Having some disk space problems on the server which I can't seem to solve easily.

- Jetpacks own the Segway, there's no denying that! - Dutch mammoth madness. - This family wants to have crazy ID chips implanted. Thanks Marek. - They've found a way of showing even more commercials on TV. - Poo poo is always funny.
Lastly, oh boy, it's the new Survivor crowd.


































  • An old joke

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
    up leaving together.
    They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she
    notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly Teddy bears.
    Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
    floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
    bears on the top shelf along the wall.
    The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a
    collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides
    not to mention this to him and is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
    She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
    clothes off and make hot steamy love.
    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
    lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
    "Well, how was it?"
    The man says, "You can pick any prize from the bottom shelf"