Super Bowl ER

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  take a boxcutter! : Raziel
  • better yet, TAKE A LAMP WITH J00!!! : Raziel
  • Do I look stupid? don't answer that... : Quagmire
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  How did you get tickets? : GoofyBoy
  • They gave out tickets to different organizations here on base. : Quagmire
  • From Wonka chocolate bars : fen boi
• I wouldn't walk across the street to see this guy. Even if they offered free beer and tittie dancers. : Fred Garvin

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  I feel sorry for you. : Raziel
  • That bad eh?? : Wolfanoz
• yay! : king_darius
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  *cheers* : synaptic revolt
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    Im looking for teh experienced people here. Sex is like changing underwear for me but I'm kinda large s... : Wolfanoz
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      manrod + buttjuice == recipe for ick : firebone
      • Im not talking about you and Klerck...;-) : Wolfanoz
    • it's going to hurt for her and not feel much better for you so i say go ahead and try it just to get it ... : lacker
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      i dont know...lots of lube? : synaptic revolt
      • condom+spit.. gotcha! ;-) : Wolfanoz
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      ONE WORD! LUBRICANT (or you both die of pain :) well, not quite, but she WILL hurt whatever you do.. : moshman
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        Well, Im gonna do straight up sex then switch it up. : Wolfanoz
        • still dude, you need LOTSA LUBRICANT!! : moshman
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      http://www.clitical.com/anal.php : synaptic revolt
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        I refuse to click that. : assin9
        • its actually highly informational : Wolfanoz
        • straight informative article. no pics : lacker
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        that article gave me a woody : ultramega
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          me too : lacker
          • could someone sample te4xt it for me. my *proxy is blocking it. * against company policy and all that : assin9
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          /loads Jenna pr0n immediately : Wolfanoz
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            too early for pr0n. i think that's the ear infection talking : lacker
            • theres always room for pr0n! : Wolfanoz
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  how did the topic come up? I'm sure you didnt just blurt out "so what do you think about my penis in... : ultramega
  • WHY NOT?! : kabex
• Well done! : abrasion

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  no i hear that once you get to that "fully enlightened stage" you get that catatonic stare he seems to h... : fatbeaner
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    there's no way he's fully enlightened -- that's no XBOX controller! : gegtik
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      ROFL. I didn't see your post when I posted. HAHAHA. : kabex
      • doh, you posted later :p : kabex
    • no he'd be holding an atari 2600 joystick : nurall
• That would be TEH MAXIMUM funnAy if he was holding the Xbox controller :p : kabex
• * B A N N E D * : Odoyle
• /me puts on the messenger hat ok Zoesch wanted to say "Specially if you're shortsighted and you are p... : fatbeaner

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  Painfully unfunny : Odoyle
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    as most PA strips are : synaptic revolt
    • I think you misspelled "all" : Odoyle

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  you are back!! were you banned? : ultramega
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    yes :( I dont even remembed what i did, i know i deserved it though heh :) : assin9
    • You posted goatse. : kabex

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  What happened to your old system? : GoofyBoy
  • slot 1 mainboard == TEH BORKED : Toraz Chryx
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  Heh, if you can buy a new mobo, a 1700 and 512MB RAM, you're not broke ;) : ZeBFFd00d
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    I'm too broke to get the 1800+ / MSI K7N420 / 512MB PC2100 lineup : Toraz Chryx
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      do what I did: 1600xp, K7N420 and 256mb DDR. Runs fine! : Raziel
      • the killer is the cost of the DDR and the mainboard price difference 256MB DDR == 53 UKP MSI K7N420 ... : Toraz Chryx
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  well yknow that mobo had really good reviews. it just doesnt overclock well; and if you need more speed ... : fatbeaner
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    yeah, exactly, it doesn't overclock at ALL (I suppose I could h4x0r the L1 bridges and manually set the ... : Toraz Chryx
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      d00d its a 1700+, how much do you NEED? i mean there are starving children in china right now (im sure t... : fatbeaner
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        dude, I do 3d modelling.. I need all the power I can muster mister : Toraz Chryx
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          aww fuck why didnt you say that? i just thought you were fuckin around with it. hey you gettin paid for ... : fatbeaner
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            Not at the moment I ain't, tho that might be changing shortly Check dis ph00l http://217.35.43.8/e... : Toraz Chryx
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              impressive : fatbeaner
              • 1367 polygons ph33r : Toraz Chryx

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  so they did actually win. it wasn't just my imagination : nurall
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    OH NO, IT HAPPENED!!! Vinitieri should have really gotten the MVP though. Brady wasn's really spectacul... : Former_HPB
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      i would have given the mvp to the defense. : nurall
      • True. They basically took them through the entire playoffs. : Former_HPB
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  holy shit, it's DAY already? : Kniggit
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    9am here : synaptic revolt
    • /looks down at system tray -- shit, yep 6am. : Kniggit

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• I'll take Chihuahua cheese over any other cheese anytime. : kabex

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• OMG I want that! : kabex

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  what line of work? : lacker
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    we supply construction companies with doors and related hardware. its a monkey job in the warehouse, and... : synaptic revolt
    • take the day off then : lacker
• go with your friends. you're expected to call in "sick" the day after the superbowl. : nurall
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  im playing hooky! woo! look at me! : synaptic revolt
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    IM TAUNTING SATAN WOOO LOOK AT ME : firebone
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      i showed up to work, look at me. : nurall
      • sucker! you too should skip work, all the cool kids are doing it! peer pressure! : synaptic revolt
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  Hang out with your friend, there are few times you can enjoy the company of a friend, being fired and be... : assin9
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    hehe, im not gonna get fired anytime soon. the company might go under, as the boss has no idea how to ru... : synaptic revolt
    • heh, by all means hang out with your friend then. i plan to buy a pound of weed this weekeend and smoke : assin9

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• *bump* : mohmar
• fuck that, no way I'm boycotting Monistat 7 : Gauss
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  let me know when the Futurama one comes up : jimmy-buffett
  • Are they cancelling futurama???? : pyrotek
  • hehheh, I love Futurama :) : timmie
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  It isn't gonna work. Have you seen the ratings for Family Guy recently? : pyrotek
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    Just about 30,000 people watch it nationally! : indeego
    • No, its a lot more than that. : CarlsJrStar
• SIGNED : Silent1
• Shit, when did they cancel Family Guy? : CarlsJrStar

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• Could be. : CarlsJrStar
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  Nah...I knew deep down the Rams would lose. I mean, the Saints owned them earlier this year. : firebone
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    I was among the millions who thought the PAts had no chance. I wish I would have put money on them now t... : Degenerate
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      Honestly, I was shocked at how no one, and I mean no one, gave them ANY respect. Their defense has shut... : Former_HPB
      • Maybe because the Rams were far and away a better offensive team than any of the Pats other opponents. M... : CarlsJrStar

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  http://www.weather.com/weather/local/CAXX0157 now that's cold! : %61non
  • www.weather.ca pwns j00 : Raziel

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  More important than that. WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND A 486? Jesus Christ. I thought they were all burne... : CarlsJrStar
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    Actually, its an AMD to be specific. I can't find out what MHZ it is, as it is also a Compaq so that is... : cannelbrae
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      Compaq AMD? I thought the only ones of those that came out were fairly recent (at least a PII - class) : Phearsome
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        Either thats not the case, or it was resold after having the processor swapped with something else. The... : cannelbrae
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          386/486 combo board? wtf you sure it's not a 486SX with a slot for a 486DX next to it? : Toraz Chryx
          • Yup, thats what the MB documentation said too. Definitely was not a coprocessor slot. Just very.. odd. : cannelbrae
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          Wow, a DIMM on a socket...what, 5? Then again, Compaq has been know for some goofy hardware mauevers : Phearsome
          • socket 3, socket 5 == Pentium up to 133Mhz, socket 4 = Pentium 60/66 (IIRC) : Toraz Chryx
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  www.scan.co.uk www.dabs.com www.simply.co.uk www.aria.co.uk : Toraz Chryx
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    Thanks, I will take a look at those. Other than the normal Compaq/Dell/Gateway route, do you know of an... : cannelbrae
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      Windows system restore Scan had Adaptec Goback on their today only page over the weekend for £5 :) : Toraz Chryx
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        I know Windows System Restore would work, but.. I just want somethign that takes as close to NO pc knowl... : cannelbrae
        • you can get compaq's that come with a restore cd... you put cd in drive, reboot, follow the prompts a... : Torias
• http://www.it-pc.co.uk, pretty good value. They will tweak videocard, ram etc to your requirements : fen boi
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  www.overclockers.co.uk they're complete WANKERS on the phone and customer support is a joke, but they... : moshman
  • I'll second that, I remember inquiring why their PQI ram would do 160Mhz, but wouldn't work at at 133/CA... : Toraz Chryx

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• not to jerk of on it : root beer
• Squirt some lighterfluid on it and set it ablaze. : I=O=N
• get a new one : Silent1
• lick it : MeenMunky
• eyeglass cleaner with a cotton cloth. turn off the monitor prior. : ultramega
• window cleaner? : moshman
• Endust for Electronics : Wolfanoz

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  Dling now. Where can I see screenies? :( : kabex
  • http://www.hitechcreations.com/sshots.html : Raziel
• Looks cool. Is it arcade-ly or like a real simulation? (I hate those games) : kabex
• I'll be downloading that tonight with the updates to all the different versions of half life.I'm waiting... : brutal
• i'll dl that and play j00 : Raziel
• \m/ IRON MAIDEN \m/ I know that's not what you meant, but it's the first thing I thought of : Odoyle

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• But I'm not done. : GoofyBoy
• Umm? : CarlsJrStar
• sorry, I broke the lever! =/ : MeenMunky

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• yes : lacker

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  link? : lacker
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    http://rome.ro/comics_index.htm : Phearsome
    • What's really great is the one that he said he "couldn't put up" ( http://rome.ro/images/Comics/Cocksuck... : Trilinear
    • wow. i hope that copmic is in no way inspired by his real life : lacker
• Looks like he has some issues going on. : brutal
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  I guess we now know where the Make us His Bitch stuff came from. : Kniggit
  • Heh, and I thought it was just a ridiculously huge ego. : Phearsome

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• GLASS SAND'ED : Gauss
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  that you, Klerck? Were you also that other asshole posting the bullshit story? : kenmis
  • Confirmed: it is *NOT* Klerck. : kenmis
• piiissshhhaa, yeah right...look who needs a culture change... the US has killed far more innocent people... : Venciera
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  so why not log in puss? : bamb
  • Because I want to remain anonymous. no, that is not really me] : TreMetal
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  A bit extreme, but he has a point. : Dreagon
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    Are you on DRUGS!?!? : CarlsJrStar
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      don't just rip on him. The point the anon poster was/is making is obviously extreme, but if you actuall : Kniggit
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        I read it. I thought the original post was just a troll using a form post with tweaked bits. : Torias
        • most likely, but the scary thing is that it was almost convincing. : Kniggit
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  Yes thats a great idea Lets nuke everyone we dont like or that have commited an atrocity against us so t... : Noitall82
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    I'm pretty sure klerck got banned for calling someone an idiot. : Old_Fart
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      yes he did. and it was much less hostile than that post. of course i think klerck's banning abso... : Torias
      • calling someone an idiot many times doesn't help klercks case. And no to forget that he must have more w... : -TKF-
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  Bring me everyone : brutal
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    what do you mean, everyone? : lacker
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      It's a line from Leon` : brutal
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        fuck! i set you up and everything : lacker
        • Shit,I'm still asleep. : brutal
• I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is. : brutal

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• hey...... : brutal
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  LOL! informative there :) Im gonna write Steve an email. " IF I WANTED FUCKING SPORTS NEWS I WOULD GO ... : moshman
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    Umm,you would be better served going to espn or msnbc sports or cbs sports or abc sports. : brutal
    • why? The first thing I saw this morning when looking at CNN was "SUPERBOWL here, SUPERBOWL there". Perso... : moshman
• .... bump'd.....! : brutal

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• it's case sensitive, try having your html in all caps or something : Torias
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  as torias says, its IMG SRC= : sikander
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    ya... <a href="http://www.notworksafe.com/shackpics/showimage.php?thisimg=./rootbeer.jpg"><img src="h... : Torias
    • tried this <IMG SRC="http://www.notworksafe.com/shackpics/showimage.php?thisimg=./rootbeer.jpg"> but i s... : root beer

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• *cpr* 1 2 3 4.. 1 2 3 4 5..... breath damn it 1 2 3 4 5.. 1 2 3 4 5... BREATHE DAMN IT BREATH DAMN IT Y... : locobastard
• I like those cards.For some strange reason I prefer the 3d of the tnt2 over the GF2 line of cards.It's t... : brutal

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• :( :( :( :( i gotta go to school too :( sux! : OverBurN
• yea if my room mate could move faster i'd be on time : locobastard

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  * JEWISH TROLL DETECTED * : fen boi
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    heh, no. Im actually German.But that has nothing to do with it. Arafat is just ugly as hell. : CarlsJrStar
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      Indeed. He's fucking fugly. : kabex
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        But you'd fuck him right? : abrasion
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          of course. : kabex
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            I love the shack. : abrasion
            • and the shack manloves you too! : Kniggit
    • heh, sorry. I always look for a sinister motive :) : fen boi

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  give them a pen with a cap on it to use as a pointer... : Torias
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    they just don't have to touch it they could just ask "which skin is that?" or "where did you get your w... : xianarchy
    • goatse.cx would save your screen : Gauss
• /Touches your screen : -TKF-

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• WARZE MONKLEYS! : Torias

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  that's got nothing to do with the badness of religion, that's you being crazy. : darweidu
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    This is a seperate topic? I'm just saying I find churches (all) scare me. : abrasion
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      the physical structures or the organizations? : -Panther-
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        structures / feeling of structures. : abrasion
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          well then it might be something about gothic architecture in general... : -Panther-
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            It's wicked stuff, just so "powerful" - and it's not just the outside of the church - inside too - the h... : abrasion
            • yeah, my school's campus is gothic through and through and when walking home at 4am it can be kind of cr... : -Panther-
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              hmm, I never found that part to be the scary part. I found the chapel at our church to be the creepy pa... : timmie
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                but it should be full of Jesus' love and compassion! you must go to a defective church. ;) : -Panther-
                • the rest of it was like that! Even the AA room in the basement! : timmie
                • That's the thing, the whole place SHOULD feel nice, and it feels worse than a prison shower well,... ... : abrasion
• Catholics? ;) yeah, most churchs are really bad on the friendly environment side, which is exactly th... : hawkeye
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  Often times, I feel the same way. Religious fervor in people reminds me of Invasion of the Body Snatche... : Poor Yurik
  • well "hardcore" relgious people = same feeling they scare me (although I do know one who was a hardcore ... : abrasion
  • yes, agreed it's impossible to argue that Christ's teaching was wrong, he tought to act out of the be... : hawkeye
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  perhaps I am evil re-born? well...you are a grammar nazi ;) : hawkeye
  • no, only on the whole "could care less" thing - although I'll admit you guys have taught me to try and p... : abrasion
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  you're fucking out there dude. : dzzy
  • I take that as a big compliment. : abrasion
• I agree whole heartedly. : CarlsJrStar
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  I would account that to a subsconcious-oppressed traumatic event when you were (perhaps very) young. : firemaster
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    Yeah, could be. That shit is serious. Sometimes when Im around my childhood neighborhood and I see certa... : CarlsJrStar
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      i am not a christian but i think jesus would've been a cool guy. i have the opinion that so many people ... : kramweil
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        I'm an atheist and I believe Jesus was a real guy. I'm sure there were a lot of exaggerations in the sto... : CarlsJrStar
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          "I believe Jesus was a real guy" "a very brave man for that time if he was real" make up your mind... : Kniggit
          • Hey, I'm half asleep. Gimme a fuckin break. What I meant was, I believe there is a great chance h... : CarlsJrStar
• BUDDY CHRIST'D : Mousey
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  they bother the fuck out of me. I feel surrounded by generations of blind devotion, and that scares me d... : Gauss
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    dude, they're SUPPOSED to "bother the fuck out of you" cuz FUCKING IS OF TEH DEVIL! : kenmis
    • good point, procreation is bad, mmkay : Gauss
• depends on the church you go to. Most Catholic churches I've been in can give that impression... : Phearsome

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  try a radically different approach i guess : Torias
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    You've definately not played this level. : abrasion
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      well no, i tried the game in multiplayer at a lan cafe in glebe... i liked it better than cs in multi... : Torias
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        it's single player where it shines. : abrasion
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          i didn't like the single player demo... : Torias
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            seriously warped tastes :) the game is brilliant : abrasion
            • i didn't like the enemy behaviour really.. it seemed completely scripted really... : Torias
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    there isn't one. :( you have one path and enemies spawn in front of you as you go. you're on a timelimit... : kenmis
    • No I've done that bit, I can see the snow now, it's just getting out the doors into the open there's at ... : abrasion
• there are health packs scattered throughout if you know where to look. Watch for them as you run back up... : kenmis
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  a friend just finished MOh:AA on hard, his comment when i told him about the bitching about the games le... : -TKF-
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    agreed - length is fine for me, I'm in medium - it seems well balanced besides this level : abrasion
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      i'm still waiting for the fuckers to release it :-( : -TKF-
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        What country you in? : abrasion
        • Denmark, release the 14-5 Feburar.. 90% of those that have played the "big demo" wont buy this game.. it... : -TKF-