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  Troll : The Key
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    but true. DeGaull was a complete retard, all he wanted was a name in the books. heck he almost cost us... : RiNgMaStEr
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      at least he came to quebec and incited a bunch of mouth-breathing seperatist retards before dying. GG... : gegtik
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        I love seperatists : alacious
        • the seperatists love western canada ahahahahahahahahahaha GUN : gegtik
• what about the Polish people ? i mean come on : jedi_27
• the French have always been like that, hell look at them and thier ruling of vietnam since the beginning... : elementZen
• and it still holds true today : Wolfanoz
• the french are also known for not bathing, not brushing their teeth, not using soap, not using deoderant... : TwiLyght
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  but they have one of the best soccer teams in the world now! : jedi_27
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    pansy sport. Would you expect otherwise? :P : Former_HPB
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      Sure, wanna play some soccer with me? I'll see you dying after 45 minutes of non stop running and then a... : Zoesch
      • \m/ NHL \m/ : sexninja!!!!
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        get in front of me in the line and you'll see how "pansy" US football is. btw, I respect soccer... : Old_Fart
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          I played both, no comparison... you wanna get hit really hard? Get tackled from the side playing soccer,... : Zoesch
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            I broke a guy's leg in high school football, don't talk to me about how much harder you get hit in socc... : Old_Fart
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              How many people do you see with broken ankles, torn knees, etc. on average on an NFL season? Now do the ... : Zoesch
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                I agree. To take it a little further: How many riots do you see for american sports leagues? Okay, ... : maalox
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                  And in which other sports do you actually fear the other team's fans? : Zoesch
                  • soccer wins the stupid, violent fanbase award. : gegtik
                  • Haha, seriously... World soccer is so much more hardcore than anything in the US... and I live there,... : maalox
                • that's the fans, it has nothing to do with what we are talking about : Old_Fart
                • I won't deny the passion for soccer, in the non-US world. As for players getting murdered, that's on the... : Tripple
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                did you not fucking read what I said? I did not dis soccer, I just told you not to dis football just bec... : Old_Fart
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                  Dude, I read what you said... No one takes you out of a soccer match for a broken finger, I've seen ... : Zoesch
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                    I don't know what pussy US football conference you played in but there were several broken wrists,legs,a... : Old_Fart
                    • Several... I'm talking hundreds in your stock european soccer league : Zoesch
        • yeah, my-sport-is-better-than-yours arguments are lame. As long as you actullay play something, and are : Tripple
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        So [that's]i why the french rock at soccer... it's all about running! *rimshot* : gegtik
        • cringe : gegtik
        • * S H A C K T A G G E D * : fsck
    • *STUPIDAMERICAN'D* : Tripple
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  France fucking owns!!! : maalox
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    french chicks == hot : sexninja!!!!
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      example: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GSGROS : sexninja!!!!
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        The women are the only exception : Wolfanoz
        • and the men : maalox
• What are a bunch of french men doing if they all have their hands in the air? practicing for WWIII. : magila
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  RACIST THREAD ALERT Ban us all!! : gegtik
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    Wrong, you're the troll not him. : jrock
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      *looks shocked* well I never. : gegtik
      • At least you can admit to it. :) : jrock
• GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT HERE, BABY! It is common knowledge that the French were useless, inept pussies : jrock
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  I would say it was switzerland. : ath1337
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    Nope, they played it smart. : jrock
    • while the rest of europe fought like suckers switzerland just sat back and collected the gold fillings f... : gegtik

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  how're you paying for it? : dra.
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    with money? : ease_one
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      good start. more importantly, why you moving out of washington? dont you like it here? 8( : dra.
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        yeah i do (rain piss me off though!), but a game company in Aliso Viejo hired me so what the hell am I g... : ease_one
        • excellent! : dra.
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  yikes. i pay less than that for an 1800 sq. ft. place at beautiful lake tahoe. l.a. == 'spensive. h... : karl hungus
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    oh how I envy you... : archon
    • oh how you should.... =) : karl hungus
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    yeah i am getting screwd but the wheather is nice and its like 5 miles from the beach. And this area is... : ease_one
    • weather even : ease_one
    • that's a plus : karl hungus
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      It's a nice place, around 10 mins south of where I live!, stuff is expensive though - at least you have ... : moz
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        i'm going to find you and have my way with you. : dra.
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          bring it hussy! :D : moz
          • (_))====D : dra.
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        where to j00 live? : ease_one
        • Irvine : moz
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    not a lot of industry in tahoe, though, aside from tourism of course wtf do you do up there? : cot
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      fishing! : moz
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        http://www.etropolis.com/fishmasters/fishtop.htm : cot
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          what is that, wayne's world fishin'? :> : moz
          • damn near, you ever seen it? farking hilarious! : cot
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        growing dope! : phlavor
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          go here for that, mister! http://www.co.humboldt.ca.us/ : cot
          • werd : karl hungus
          • No, thats where you sell....umm nevermind : phlavor
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      lake tahoe is one of my favorite places... so pretty. : dra.
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        it is incredibly beautiful both in the summer and winter just a bit... remote :) : cot
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          well, yeah, it's sorta remote... it'd be a fucking shame if it weren't, you know? : karl hungus
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            just wait, it's only a matter of time till it's ruined even more civilized! : cot
            • yeah... alot of it is national forest and stuff, though, so the damage is necessarily limited. and acce... : karl hungus
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          yeah, its really nice like that... definetly a place where I want to buy a cabin ... i went there th... : dra.
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            sweet. where'd you stay? : karl hungus
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              my father rented a condo from I think it was called Tahoe Keys or something like that... it was about 2 ... : dra.
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                south lake? down by caesar's, etc? or north lake, by the biltmore & calneva? did you do any boardin... : karl hungus
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                  no we were only there for 2 nights and 3 days... it was by harveys. : dra.
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                    south lake, then. cool. i heard they have a bitchin' new year's down there, but i didn't make it. : karl hungus
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                      usually when I used to visit tahoe, we'd stay at zephyr cove during the 4th... : dra.
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                        big show? : karl hungus
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                          i was really young, but it was a good show, we watched the fire works from our cabin.. and it was very p... : dra.
                          • yeah, i bet. the lake is sooo reflective. prolly pretty goddamned cool. : karl hungus
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                        you keep doing "..." and i keep thinking "..." really is a place holder for something you are implying o... : ease_one
                        • heh, i think its a habit... : dra.
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                  whoa, you live there.. I envy you. : dra.
                  • it's a cool place to live. i generally dig on urban environs, but tahoe's just spiffy. : karl hungus
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            yeah, i dunno, it's certainly not a bad place to have a cabin i've stayed at 3 or 4 up there, through... : cot
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              just rent it out to others when you're nto using it and it pays for itself. : dra.
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                that's what i'm saying - if you have your own cabin and rent it to other people, you might as well not h... : cot
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                  dude who owns my place apparently lives in hawaii. but i have it long term, too, so i dunno when he'd c... : karl hungus
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                    yeah, but if he's got a long term renter it's not exactly a vacation spot for him :) can't just boot ... : cot
                    • no. =) that would suck it... heh. : karl hungus
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                  yeah i see your point, but i'd probably go there biannually, (winter/summer). if you lock your valuable ... : dra.
                  • yeah, me too :) just not sure if i'd buy a place even if i had the cash, i might just keep on renting a... : cot
    • this is true. i'm a software developer; commute to reno (45min-1hour) and/or work from home. : karl hungus
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  i'd take the bigger one. 904ft^2 is signifigantly larger than 708. you will feel the difference. : slobberpuss
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    this is true even 900's not THAT big, 700's on the small side tho for one person personally i'd pr... : cot
    • yeah well these all seem to cost an arm and a nose leg so : ( : ease_one
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    yeah, i dont have that much shit though so its like do i go for the newer possbily nicer place? or th... : ease_one
    • tough call. i really like my space, so i tend to go for 3 bedroom places. (bedroom, office, and guest)... : karl hungus
    • I live in a 102 year old house.. don't really think that 3 years should make any difference :-) : -TKF-
• Go for the bigger one! You will being to feel cramped in the 700's. Our first apartment was 720 sq f... : project13

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• can you use an erasor too? :) : plutonium245
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  impossible. Euler cycles cannot be found in graphs unless each point has an equal degree. : mbr0wn
  • what's an euler cycle? what do you mean, "degree"? : darweidu
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    discrete math does come in handy in the real world! : karl hungus
    • good thing i just took it :) : mbr0wn
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    um, not quite. Try "unless each point has an even degree." See http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2740... : Zero|DPX
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      um, thats what i said, isn't it? except for the explanation for the little people :) geez no wonder w... : mbr0wn
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        no, you said equal degree, equal != even : Zero|DPX
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          doh. i meant even. i thought even and said even in my head but for some reason i typed equal :) : mbr0wn
          • ah, I've done that many'a time :). : Zero|DPX
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  fold the paper? : radula
  • we have a winner : darweidu
• you mean "without going over the same line twice" right? and without lifting pencil : darweidu
• Grr, I can get all the lines but one : maalox
• Can't be done. I can't prove it, but I've been doodling for years, and haven't done it yet :P : natedogtx
• go around the curves first, then make triangles : An0n Shacker
• does crossing count as overlapping? : the archvile
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  lol it's soooo easy : silversurfer
  • just one pen at once PLZ ^_^ : {Venger}
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    owned by math: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2740177 : gegtik
    • omg : {Venger}
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  I can prove it's impossible: No such shape can be drawn unless each point has an even degree, or exactl... : Zero|DPX
  • *clap clap* : {Venger}
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    No such shape can be drawn unless... Says who? : natedogtx
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      says the rest of the proof, keep reading! This is an old graph theory question. : Zero|DPX
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        I read it all, but the first sentence relies on something external, just curious... : natedogtx
        • relies on: mathematics. IE - it relies on how the world works : darweidu
        • yes, graph theory : El Guapo
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          what do you mean? Do you mean my wording "no such shape"? Sorry, I should have said "No shape" or "no ... : Zero|DPX
          • nope, my bad, got it now, thx all : natedogtx
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    NOTE: There's an assumption here that you can't go back over (i.e. retrace) the exact same line you alre... : Zero|DPX
    • without overlapping lines : StuMan8424
• Try folding the paper. : GoofyBoy
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  start at the upper left corner of the square, draw the curve on the left downwards, then diagonally up t... : CoBeL
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    then draw the top curve to the lower right corner of the square doesn't exist : darweidu
    • This puzzle sucks. I give up. : CoBeL
  • you missed the bottom curve, and I already proved it's impossible. http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2... : Zero|DPX
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  Question: Can the middle lines cross each other? I have seen this before and I thought that was how y... : alacious
  • lo?? : futant
  • yes, i'm pretty sure they can cross each other. : ventro
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  Start from one of the diagonals, then a circle, then a straight, another circle, another straight and so... : Zoesch
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    yeah but doesn't that mean the middle cross overlaps? : fat mike
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      Nope, one diagonal first and the other at the end, they cross, but don't overlap... there is another way... : Zoesch
      • ok, so you have 4 main points.. NW, NE, SW, SE. describe it like this: NW arc to NE NE straight t... : gegtik

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• lol. grand slam homerun : str8upkiller
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  Next one with be my fourth... or you talkin bases? : PantherX
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    we're talking sex baseball analogy : headache
    • I never got that : {Venger}
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    I think he means bases : str8upkiller
    • Oh, well I've scored with three different women then... : PantherX
• it's about who and intimacy level : vaniah
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  i hadda pay for a hooker's abortion, but i swear the rubber didn't break. how far is that? : karl hungus
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    too far : Chrono Trigga
    • you're probably right, but hey: i'm a nice guy. plus i gotta freebie... ^_- : karl hungus
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    whoa, it kinda sounds like you're truthful : urbansling
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      why would i lie about a thing like that? : karl hungus
      • Because you visit the shack? I had to pay Mr. Goatex for an abortion. :( : Spunky
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  Please explain baseball analogy. Thanks! -Lex : fsck
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    did yuo grow up w/o friends?!!?!? : urbansling
    • Can I take this moment to remind you that I'm better than you for never watching TV? I spend my time bei : darweidu
    • i'm not from the USA, and baseball's not that big around here. : fsck
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    1st is kiss 2nd is feeling up top 3rd is feeling down low home is teh sex : pupismyname
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      you sure? that sounds tame by my normal list. i mean 3rd is easy to get there, i thought third was oral ... : El Guapo
      • i'm sure there are a lot of interpretations. : pupismyname
      • Grand-Slam is a 3some ;) : Spunky
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  way too far :) : pupismyname
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    pup's done 95th base! that's donkey punching maarten while your head is _inside_ the goatse.cx man! : darweidu
    • if i had a nickel for every one of those times... : pupismyname
• in the park home run, baby. : slobberpuss
• I'm on my 7th foul tip : jednet
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  well then. so far, i'm hitting strikes or balls : fsck
  • but mostly balls : yellow
• Strike 3 :( : Spunky
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  two balls, so i walked. : karl hungus
  • BAHAHA lol best rnadom comment ever : Morgin
  • wiped my dick on the curtain and left. : karl hungus
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  first. woo. : ZedAgent
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    is that like, looking at her? : karl hungus
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      I wish. I suck at baseball : jednet
      • that's because baseball sux. i say, save your money and get it on with a profressional. : karl hungus
• far enough to know my limitations. =) : Karnov
• i dont think ive ever even stepped up to the plate : cottenc
• Absolutely nowhere because I'm ugly and have no luck. So there! : 0Wingfan

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• i like the PS2 when it stands on it's side. the 3d0 was really cool too. it had a lot of badass feature... : kenmis
• nothing really nice comes to mind. The N64, the Gamecube stand out. I don't like big bulky designs, so I... : dodob
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  the redesigned NES that nintendo released after the original SNES sex0r3d my pants off. are we detect : adnans
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    pics? i've never seen that. : nomaad
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      no idea off the top of my head. any good nintendo history page should have pics (or links to sites with... : adnans
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        http://www.vgmuseum.com/systems/topnes/nes.jpg ? : dodob
        • dat be my sexy momma! : adnans
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      http://homepages.compuserve.de/rspezial/vidgas/nes2b.jpg : kenmis
      • nice! : nomaad
  • The Sega Master System was a funny design.... : Skidrowpunk
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    I still say the Famicom (Japanese counterpart of the NES) is a _much_ better looking machine. It was mor... : dodob
    • a better pic! http://www.stokesay.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/machine/images/collect/famicom.jpg It was a t... : dodob
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  i like the xbox when the plastic is transparent; the matte black normal xbox looks kinda dull to me, and... : mattleexbox
  • howd you score the translucent one? : cottenc
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  IMHO, Sega Genesis and Gamecube : Zoesch
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    which genesis model? : adnans
    • The original and Rev B genesis' : Zoesch
• The goldstar 3DO console was the sexier of the three http://k508l.balpol.tudelft.nl/~baloo/3do/goldst... : Zoesch
• AHH!! I had forgotten!! The SuperFamicom was different from the SNES too! Comparison pics: http://o... : dodob
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  Intellivision, Wood grain panels Heheh : Blacktooth
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    woodpanel'd cars \m/ : dodob
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      I got some Turok stickers for my N64, that made it looks cool :) Untill i tried to take them off ;) : Skidrowpunk
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        god that was a great game. did you try turok2? was it as good? : kramweil
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          turok2 was better than 1, was there ever a PC port of turok 2? : Skidrowpunk
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            i think so. : kramweil
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              l33t /me goes looking.... : Skidrowpunk
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                you mean the demo....or something else? : kramweil
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                  Demo will do... : Skidrowpunk
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                    http://www.turok.com/turok2/platforms/pcDemo.html : .spanky.
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                      heheh, they don't even have a working link! This one works: http://www.gamesdomain.com/demos/demo/308.h... : .spanky.
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                        22 mb demo! ahh those were the days. : kenmis
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                          mirror1 works, it's slow but it works : .spanky.
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                            yeah, getting 11kps : kenmis
                            • oooo fun! : Skidrowpunk
                    • http://www.acclaim.com/misc/error.html oops! welcome to no-where. they aren't hosting the demo anymor... : kenmis
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                fog : .spanky.
                • LOL yea, the game did have BAD fog.. : Skidrowpunk

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• well, just the late night crowd :) : ZedAgent
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  Look a bird : {Venger}
  • LLLLOLLLLLL : urbansling
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  because you're an asshole trying to feel superior by knocking everyone? : jaypeeh
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    Interesting yet probably astute observation. : wunderbred
    • hes a virgin! : {Venger}
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    I'm not trying to make anyone feel bad, maybe I'm a virgin too. : Spunky
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      that was my first thought. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. I might know what you're talking about though.... ... : vaniah
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        haha this thread is entertaining : {Venger}
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          The worst thing I think I'm older than most : vaniah
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            I'm 19. Todays society has corrupted your mind. : {Venger}
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              I'm older! : vaniah
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                So? : {Venger}
                • In our society that makes me a failure. *Shrug* Not that I actually care that much.... : vaniah
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            Think? Hell, I know I am. And I could care less. : seemlar
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              http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2691784 : cot
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                If that is a pedantic comment about the use of "could care less", I shall not be amused, nor do I feel l... : seemlar
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                  Well fine then, be that way! : cot
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                    I was right >:( : seemlar
                    • I tend to lean to the left. : cot
  • See, this is exactly the kind of thing I was hearing the other day, while trying to tell people how to s... : fcuk
• I dunno. Inferiority complex? : Trilinear
• not I..Im a workin' for the weekend.. (no Loverboy comments please) : Wolfanoz
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  No, we just don't get laid often enough. : Karnov
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    speak for yourself :p : slobberpuss
    • maybe so....I've never a met a chick who wanted it more than me. : Karnov
• I'm not :o) : Toraz Chryx
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  whats your point? : cottenc
  • that I need more luvin : Spunky
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  Well...hummm... yea, i guess he's right... :( : Skidrowpunk
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    i'm no virgin.. although sometimes i wish i were. clean, pure, uncorrupted :/ : pyide
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      hurts to sit down? : dra.
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        only on tuesdays. : pyide
        • Is that your night to be wife :( : seemlar
      • haha that made me laugh, first time today! :/ : moz
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    http://www.skidrow.net/pics/sb0.jpg : cot
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      Damn, I used to listen to those guys... they had that hit way back.. "I Remember You" iirc. : moz
      • i can play that on the guitar yeah, i used to like em too :( : cot
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  what's wrong with being a virgin? : abrasion
  • Nothing really, unless you have the need to express your sexual feelings in a way other than static hand... : Skidrowpunk
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  because it makes you safe to know you are among friends? : -TKF-
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2742125 Except that was the 2nd time :D : moz

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  heh uh.. no. speakeasy has no hand in any of shacknews. they simply host us and co-brand DSL services... : Steve Gibson
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    maarten? since when? : darweidu
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      since i gave him a percentage. homeboy deserved it for keepin the faith while all those other websites w... : Steve Gibson
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        Go Gibson! : Squirrely
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          sTOP sQUIRRELY! : darweidu
          • Go me! : Squirrely
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        well, if you couldn't afford to pay him enough to stay on otherwise, and you needed him to keep the thin... : cot
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          he was staying anyways since he knew i could pull it off, he never asked for anything more. it was more ... : Steve Gibson
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            he just liked the free pr0n in the comments... : timmie
            • I'd pay a man who took pr0n for wages! : J4NUS
          • Sounds like a true love story :) hope the fiance doesn't feel threatened! : cot
          • TRANSLATION: THE HWM HAS INCREDIBLE SEXUAL STAMINA I'm really glad it worked, without the shack I'd p... : darweidu
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        where's my shirt? =p : vaniah
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          yeah! i guess its already in the mail though, thats what i was told. still no signs of it : ease_one
          • I dunno if I'm even getting one! I filled out the form and whatnot for the donator shirt, but I haven't... : timmie
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            I sent Steve an E-mail, He said nicely that it was delayed because of some financial reason which was... : vaniah
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              every single one has been sent by now, the last few stragglers (i missed a box of about 38) went out las... : Steve Gibson
              • Sweet! Thanks, I'll do that. : vaniah
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                i guess i would want to know if mine was sent in that last missed box or not? its like vaporware DNF an... : ease_one
                • every day I come home from work and get all excited when I walk up to the mailbox, and every day I leave... : timmie
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                  so ease, when do you reckon you'll be moving down here? : moz
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                    next weekend ill be down there. im actually starting the drive down this weds (shirt better come by tue... : ease_one
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                      ah well once you're setup send me a shackmsg or something I could show you around. Lacker is in these pa... : moz
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                        cool beans. im pissed though. Pyide is coming up to Seattle and Dognose is looking for a place here too... : ease_one
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                          "Dognose is looking for a place here too I think" WTF? when did this happen? : cot
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                            he told me he broke his arm and he is looking for a place in Seattle with his bitch. Maybe it was just ... : ease_one
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                              no, he did hurt his wrist(?) but i didn't know anything about moving weird, i wonder why seattle : cot
                              • It's the coffee I tells ya! >:( : moz
                              • i remember him saying that.. i figured they were just gonna visit, not move though. he said they were... : pyide
                          • "Broke my arm and can't play games :( Got a girlfriend and we're gonna check out Seattle as a place ... : ease_one
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                  i didnt track who went in what shipment, but there were 3. everyone in the first shipment should have go... : Steve Gibson
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                    Steve Gibson you have gone quite far in this world for someone who doesn't bother with that whole "c... : JennasBush
                    • the beginning of the sentence is: #2799, blah blah blah............ But "I" should always be capitali... : .spanky.
                  • I'll give you $10 if you do something gross to dave's shirt before sending it to him! :) : cot
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  LOOK OUT FOR THE SNIPERS!!! WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!! : ermac
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    snipers == camping bitches : karl hungus
    • (RADIO): Negative. : boolean