Evening Reading

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• being paper cutted to death! : pyide
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  Having your death shown on Animal Planet : ZeBFFd00d
  • or worse... Comedy Central : Lynn Minmei
• Asphyxiation/Burning : seemlar
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  locked in a soundproof booth that's having Kylie Minogue songs piped in.. and dying of starvation/thirst... : Toraz Chryx
  • she's hot though...if I'm thinking of the same person : hawkeye
  • mmmm.....Kylie Minogue : ZeBFFd00d
• dying once you've finally found a reason to live : para:dig`m
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  drowning or suffocation well, maybe torture : hawkeye
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    Dying due to drowning is alleged to actually be quite peaceful.. don't ask me why :/ : Twids
    • hummm, i guess being cut from the botton up, feet, legs, PENIS!, hands, and so on.. All going i would... : Skidrowpunk
• having to listen to Gloria Estefan until you dig your own heart out of your chest... : e1ghtball
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  crucifixation or that one torture method where they turn you upside down and saw you in half startin... : ratman
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    I heard they used to put people in water up to their neck and leave the people in there till their ski... : mista mista
    • how about if they put you in sewage until you horked your way to death.. can you puke yourself to death?... : e1ghtball
• That Jewish soldier's death on Saving Private Ryan - the one who got stabbed slowly near the end - is ri... : cold_40
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  watching rosie o'donnel on TV : jo-papa
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    actually she's not on TV anymore... they replaced her with Caroline Rhea... : Lynn Minmei
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      THE DAY IS SAVED! you know she ruined fightclub on national tv because it gave her nightmares.. wtf. : Brandino
      • fight club gave her nightmares? oh fucking brother... : jo-papa
• poisonous needles up the urethra : t3nken
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  Being tied on a conveyer belt, moving slowly towards a reciprocating saw. Your legs are spared. They s... : wunderbred
  • OMG : jo-papa
  • they use to do something like that in the medieval days. They would hang you upside down and saw you... : ratman
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  Being half eaten by sharks. : drucifer
  • how about having them cut parts of your body off, cooking it in front of you and then eating it! : mista mista
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    Oh, and being Drawn and Quartered is no picnic either. The statutory punishment for treason in Engla... : drucifer
    • OMFG! That sucks! : Don Vito Corleone
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      I would think the worst death would be where they almost kill you, nearly drowing you, punching you ti... : mista mista
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        THAT = MARRIAGE : Phil
        • Get a divorce man! : Don Vito Corleone
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      didn't they do the last one to William Wallace? : jo-papa
      • yes they did. : drucifer
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  Starving to death while being forced to watch Primetime Glick. : pipboy
  • he's kinda funny... : jo-papa
• stretched until your arms/legs were ripped off. : Brandino
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  Being put in a wooden chest with a small hole at the top. You lie in this locked chest and see daylight : wunderbred
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    AATGAEGAEGAERGAAAAAAAAAGH /jumps through the ceiling : Toraz Chryx
    • Seriously...LOL!!! : Don Vito Corleone
  • AHHH HOLY SHIT DOOD!!!!!!! jsdjkl;asfjkl;asfkl;jasdjkl;asdfjkl; you = twisted. : Brandino
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    worst way i've heard of someone actually dying was a guy who somehow fell into the a subway terminal i b : ariakaz
    • OUCCCCCCCH! : Zoesch
    • Similar story. Some guy at a cereal plant in Omaha was working the rail tracks that carry the goods in : __declspec
    • actually, it happens fairly frequently, from what I understand. The really shitty part about it is, the... : Phearsome
• Well, how's this...being tied to the ground and having your mouth, eyes, and notrils forced open. All t... : Don Vito Corleone
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  Death by virginity. : Dreagon
  • Good God, NOOOOOOO! : anonimo
• flayed alive.. where they peel your skin off, inch by inch. : Raziel
• Sawing the webbing between your toes/fingers w/ a butter knife. : Dimmona
• being beaten off every quarter hour.. fun at first.. : Ratalon
• being put on a lathe and having your skin peeled off with a metal scouring pad while being half submerge... : timmie
• My grandfather was a brakeman for Southern Pacific. He was caught between two railcars being coupled to : Scrimbo Obeer
• First you're driven insane by dripping water on your forehead for days on end.. then they untie one hand... : fcuk
• death by maarten : kenmis
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  Living on a ranch in Australia, 10 miles from any other person or home. One morning you are masturbatin... : Poor Yurik
  • unless i'm mistaken, i don't think the funnel webs live out in the dry hot areas where we have "ranches"... : Torias
• I dunno exactly but I heard about a kid that was sitting on his balcony railing and he had a backpack on... : Galadriel07
• dying while fording a river, ala oregon trail : paper chase guy
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  having one molecul at a time burnt off of your body, every 5 seconds, while you watch an extreme close u... : adnans
  • that would be kinda cool, cause you'd die of old age a few times over before it made a dent : paper chase guy
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    Wonder how long that would take? couple hours? a day? : Lynn Minmei
    • you would out live the sun : eghartman
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  etting shot in the rectum and dying 5 days later from infections caused by ruptured intestines and tainte... : CrimsonHandHiro
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    hi, please do not delete the reply number, thanks : Torias
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      hi, please use dthread :P : sikander
      • i'm not stopping anyone from using their prefered mode, he is. : Torias
• drowning : sikander
• getting an offer you can't refuse... : the archvile
• You're browsing porn on the internet and fapping away, you take a wrong turn and a bunch of scat/bukkake... : eghartman

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• hey you could always have the doom marine piss on a poster of the lone gunmen ;-) : ghost in my shell
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  I'm just surprised that for once a post ending in "-Xian" is actually by xian! : blackhawk
  • whoa! ha, i didn't even notice! i assumed it was someone else : kenmis
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  don't hold back, tell us how you really feel : sparhawk
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    yeah and he even kept the pattern consistent by referencing "Fucking <something>" as the last line befor... : TargetBoy
    • of course, he's xian ;) : sparhawk
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  i feel the same about ANIME : urbansling
  • Fucking Anime Snobs -Xian : ZeBFFd00d
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  Um, X-files became stupid years ago...Carter is just milking a dead cow now. : cold_40
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    Actually, it's Fox that's milking a dead cow... Chris Carter's not stupid... they gave him truckload of ... : Maddog_Delphi97
    • True, either way it's dead, jim. : cold_40
• *IN DENIAL STAGE'D* : fsck
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  maybe it's because you WANT Gillian Anderson? : Toraz Chryx
  • don't we all? : hawkeye
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    I thought she was mostly gone for this season (which I thought would be a GOOD thing) : seemlar
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      ? I haven't followed the Xfiles for quite some time... how the FUCK can they do a season without mul... : Toraz Chryx
      • There are two new characters. I imagined they would be the main focus. Scully was woeful the previous... : seemlar
      • Cancer man's DEAD... Alex Krycek killed him : Lynn Minmei
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  Is it time for someone to make a Chris Carter Q3 model so you can rail him to death 30 times? : the archvile
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    rail him? nooooooo that would be too easy..... GAUNTLET! : Toraz Chryx
    • Blue Chris Carter is about to die! : Gauntlet Announcer
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  you could use some STFU JUICE!]u x-files sucking is old news christian : pyide
  • * S H A C K T A G G E D * : Lynn Minmei
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  Mulderless Xfiles = Teh Suck : Tripple
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    what happened to Mulder, did he die? : mista mista
    • the actor (duhhh forget his name) didnt wanna do it anymore, so they killed mulder off : sparhawk
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      he died, then came back, then died again or something. hes a modern day jesus. : pyide
      • haha, yeah, that's about it. I thought he was abducted by the aliens (like he wanted to be), then he die... : Tripple
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      Mulder is hiding somewhere because it's not safe for him to be around... apparently. GAY GAY GA... : xian
      • That new chick agent, she's pretty hot. : Tripple
      • just watch buffy instead. : johnny rotten
• hahah thx for another quality quote. fucking xian -xian : Brandino
• i gave up watching the series right after is saw the movie (which for some damn reason, i went to the th... : A-54
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  Haven't you learned by now? Stop watching all Fox shows after the 3rd season. Simpsons excluded, of c... : DanglingChad
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    *cough*Futurama*cough* : Toraz Chryx
    • is that even on anymore? it was kinda funny but nowhere near as good as the simpsons used to be. : protoman
    • Heh, Futurama apparently had an AYB reference recently. The lamers at the TribalWar forums are bitching ... : seemlar
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    * S H A C K T A G G E D * : Lynn Minmei
    • you're on fire : fsck
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    \m/ FAMILY GUY!!! \m/ : Brandino
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      Isn't this only the 2nd or 3rd season of Family Guy? They skipped a year I think. : DanglingChad
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        4th. so EAT MY SHIT : CactusSac
        • 3rd. So EAT YOUR OWN SHIT Exhibit A: http://animatedtv.about.com/library/episodes/blfgindex.htm : DanglingChad
  • FAMILY GUY : CactusSac
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  just flip the channel to HBO : fat mike
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    No shit. Bring on The Sopranos 4 Season baby. : Phil
    • too bad it won't be until like august or something : fat mike
  • No thanks. Have no desire to watch male inmates pound each other... If they'd only made Oz about a h... : anonimo

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  link? : Boogieman
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    http://3horn.org/pix/heaven.jpg : ariakaz
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      thats a nice keyboard i have one just like it! : Oog 
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        notice the handcuffs!! : Boogieman
        • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2683598 : OverBurN
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    I'm not about to post links to what could be considered kiddie pr0n. I will shackmessage though : AllYourBase
    • haha, awesome. : Boogieman
• 1) Link to her briefcase please. 2) Why is is psycho? Some people are just more outgoing. : Ulkesh
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  here is her profile. I won't link the briefcase. http://profiles.yahoo.com/crazy_lil_christian : AllYourBase
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    Ack! ASL LOL OVERLOAD LOL : seemlar
    • it's easier to type than use a pen : fcuk
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    gah that's fucking nuts. She's not that hot either. : Boogieman
    • ugly bo0bies : ariakaz
    • yah, she wanted me to come to see her last friday night. I was like, um maybe next week : AllYourBase
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    she is maximum slut. notify the proper authorities jo-papa : pyide
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      haha, we should spam his inbox with links to this, just to piss him off : Boogieman
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        WINNAR!!! : AllYourBase
        • OMG SHOOT ME. HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO DO THAT WITH THE DAMN YELLOW SHACKTAG! : AllYourBase
        • * L A T E S H A C K T A G * : root beer
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        that's like a Class B felony isn't it, to link to naked pictures of under 18, even if it's only topless? : Barbarian
        • it's not a link to the pics, but to a link to a link to a link of the pic : AllYourBase
        • thats not illegal. : Ulkesh
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    all greasy. just how i like my fried chicken. : kingfish
    • oh lord. : AllYourBase
    • haha, sick. : fcuk
    • ThEsE ArE My BoObIeS!! it looks wet cuz i rubber oil alll over them :P : AllYourBase
  • She's FAT and ugly. -The SAMe : SERIOUSly the SAMe
  • HAHAHA We shackdotted her webpage :P : Phearsome
  • Ladies and gentlemen! DARWIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! : Zoesch
  • hahhaha you CAN lay this girl no problem! I CAN ASSURE you. If I was only 16 or something and near he... : abrasion
• You sir have made my day... : kryooyrk
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  Watch out... the band director at my college got nailed by some feds posing as a 13-year-old girl. "She... : __declspec
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    well if he was trawling for underage chicks, that wasn't exactly entrapment was it? I'd say he got of... : Barbarian
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      of federal variety : fcuk
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        OMG go see her man LOL! Bring us back a photo ;) : Skidrowpunk
        • I've been reading this for 30 minutes and I still don't get it :) : fcuk

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• RSX. : avixe
• I ain't buying nothing never. : SlimJim
• RSX. It's Acura. : skynet
• RSX : Naim
• D) none of the above! : timmie
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  in that order, heh. Definitely RSX first though. : khaosman
  • http://image.genex.com/acura/00/gal/gal_rsx/mod_gal_rsx_11_wall.jpg Me likey : snuff
• Ditto. None of the above. : Topaz
• type-s : ariakaz
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  i will nevar own a foreign car. : Flava
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    When a nice looking, decent performing American car is sold for less than 25k, I'll consider it. : snuff
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      I suggest you check out the Camaro or the Mustang. : Flava
      • Camaro = WHITE TRASH-MOBILE : cavalier
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        how about a car that can corner : Turd Ferguson
        • Corvette Oh, under 25K... : Boogieman
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  Get a freakin' Holden GTS-R!! : ---D1cKy-Mo3---
  • Maloo R8, dammit. Chicks love the utes. : ghale
• Celica. I just like the shape. : the archvile
• A : tomservo
• B : Boogieman
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  none of the above. I had some rice with my chineese food though the other night. it was good. : davecrazy
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    then what's your American muscle car of choice? : the archvile
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      if somebody gave me 32 thousand dollars and told me to buy a car i'd go get a mustang cobra convertable.... : davecrazy
      • new mustangs suck ASS : jo-papa
    • 1967 Shelby Cobra427 : Old_Fart
• If you're 5' 10" or smaller spring for the Celica, my dad is a mechanic and he doesn't like working on a... : Atma Weapon
• B) : grim
• fuck the celica. get the rsx. : wrynn
• Probably A. The type-s looks really nice. : project13
• RSX baby : urbansling
• fuck 'em all. Get a Holden Ute. Ultimate chick-pullers. I was offered blowjobs from two chicks at a NYE ... : ghale