Evening Reading

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• doh! Posted in the wrong ER! : PsYk0

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  nevarr!! : frenchmeat
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    I have the last post! : digitaljihad
    • yes you don't. : PsYk0

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  I'm fortunate enough to have a Significant Other that takes care of those dreadful things like christmas... : Joseph
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    bah...I trust no-one with my shopping. I am notorious for my gift giving skills. I always manage to find... : drucifer
    • You'd find your gift purchasing skills humbled at the hands of my other half. She is a Shaolin Monk clas... : Joseph
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  There's still time... there's still time. : verbatim
  • I usually wait until the last possible moment. : drucifer
• hehe..I just a tree today :P hooray for last minute shoppers! : ChowYunCat
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  I went night before last at 3:30am to walmart, hahahahaha ( no lines )\ : haokah
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    do they have good gifts at walmart? : Gladiator
    • it depends on what you buy, mainly they have lots of cheap crap, you have to pick out the good stuff. Th... : haokah
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  I've got everything I need 217.35.34.131 : Toraz Chryx
  • er http://217.35.34.131/humbug.jpg : Toraz Chryx
• I went this morning >:(, it was a circus... scared me a lot. Finally, I think I've got everything. : moz

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• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=Galadriel07 : Ratalon
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  *cough* : Galadriel07
  • (raises eyebrows) : Maddog_Delphi97
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  I'm a nun, sorry! : [andromeda]
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    the kind of nuns you find in porns! : Ratalon
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      silence!!! You will be silent!! O=) : [andromeda]
      • yeah that was the line the nun said right before she made the punk rick satanic kids eat her out : Ratalon
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    I hear sisters are doin it for themselves : Old_Fart
    • thinking of that thought makes me rigid : root beer
• I shall now rap you all sharply on the knuckles...with the splintered ruler. : freqq28

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• jesus is a superstar : imwast3d
• at the risk of starting a monster thread about Christianity, I'm guessing that the reason you think Jesu... : Maddog_Delphi97

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  now that i can finally sync my ipaq with my computer, i'll get the demo! : Kiwi Man
  • It's fun! Just don't give up once you reach the second level.. which is.. quite frankly... crap! Thir... : {Venger}

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  Can I look? : Gladiator
  • i did, hahaha : rookieone
  • Of course you can :] : Zoesch
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  Heh, now that's cool. : drucifer
  • Now you can be like Jean-Michel Jarre too :] : Zoesch
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  I wouldnt be seen playing that if it was growing on my ass. : [|337 h4x0r]
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    when I play mine I'll dress up like a space ninja and wear oversized sequinned oven mitts. : [andromeda]
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      I would go for faded French orbital fatigues and new white sneakers or maybe a blue Sanyo vacuum suit. : [|337 h4x0r]
      • I dressed as an evil clown I was the original mudvayne guitar player NOT! : Zoesch
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  yeah I want one of those! I think I've seen that page before when I was looking for info on Jarre's las... : [andromeda]
  • Seems easy enough to build... I'll prolly do it after I finish with a couple of projects : Zoesch
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  the code is actually piss easy too.. http://www.andrewkilpatrick.org/projects/laserharp/laser_asm.txt : [|337 h4x0r]
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    Err... it runs on a bloody PIC... it's supposed to be lightweight : Zoesch
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      yeah i know, i meant it in a good way. : [|337 h4x0r]
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        Oh OK, I thought you were badmouthing the PIC :] All hail the PIC! : Zoesch
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          i made a little computer a few years ago i could use for something like this i suppose, the front panel ... : [|337 h4x0r]
          • er when i say made it was a few people and a postgrad project, but i wrote the rom monitor and some exam... : [|337 h4x0r]
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            that is so hot. : [andromeda]
            • dont try to change me baby. : [|337 h4x0r]
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  seems too much like a prop from Battlestar Galactica : Toraz Chryx
  • this is a bad thing? :D : drucifer
  • http://www.dickdurock.com/images/bg_02.jpg A face only momma could love! : [andromeda]

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• In England it's the 25th that gets all the gift giving etc.. except I DON'T DO CHRISTMAS BAH htt... : Toraz Chryx
• strangely enough some Americans do it that way too... : indeego
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  germany : rookieone
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    really? You dont say! : {Venger}
    • Actually YES !!! I know that most germans celebrate christmas eve, and have their family on the 25th too... : rookieone
• crazy swedes : plutonium245

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• miles davis quintet - my funny valentine : synaptic revolt
• dead kennedys - mtv get off the air : fatbeaner
• Tool - Third Eye : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Mob Hits-10. Shake Hands With Santa Claus Performed By Louis Prima : supermonkeyballz
• The drone of a thousand engines in other words, my computer : nomaad
• Dr Dre feat Snoop dogg - Still D.R.E : {Venger}
• Me cursing and my sampler random blurbs of noise : Zoesch
• sportsdesk. : sweat

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  OMFG THATS BEEN POSTED A GAZILLION TIMES OMFG WHAT A N00B!! I joke, because I love :) : Gladiator
  • GAZZILION+2 : Ratalon
• GET OUT OF HERE, EUROPEAN : king_darius
• Heh that was kinda fun : {Venger}

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  A pen. : Ratalon
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    Been smoking that Devil's Weed again? : RatBastard
    • good, yet inexpensive networkable printer copy it down.. toss it to bob so he can write down shit! : Ratalon
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  nope get another computer and share the printer or pay minimum of 999 : supermonkeyballz
  • I've got two printers on a D-Link print server, but the damned thing has been discontinued and the dri... : RatBastard
• Laserjet 1100 Or you could look into opne of those wirless print servers for ~$100 : assin9
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  The price issue with "networkable" printers is tied to the network cards that you have to get for them. ... : cecerider
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    here's a place that says they have some external jet directs for 75$. Cool think about the external, you... : haokah
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      here's a new netgear that supports 2 printers for 119 ( never used the netgear one ) http://shop2.out... : haokah
      • i am going to set up a small network with an HP officejet (or something like that), but it came witha pr... : rookieone
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  Buy any printer you want and a separate printer box (Such as the HP JetDirect print server) : Zoesch
  • I have an HP JetDirect card and it works just great. What you describe sounds like a good idea. : cecerider

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  copy /b file1.mpg+file2.mpg+file3.mpg+file4.mpg filebig.mpg works if same resolution and sound encodi... : Barbarian
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    awesome. no idea copy could do that. thanks : Gladiator
    • wow, I that's a good tip! thanks. ( if the rate are different, convert them with tmpgenc ) : haokah

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  I wish they were smaller and $5 each, then I'd buy 20 of them. : drucifer
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    I'd get them if I could change their behavior to chase my dog around all day ;) : Joseph
    • ditto for my cats ;) : ChowYunCat
    • Good Job Joe, you scared everyone away! : Joseph

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  December 23, and still no snow. Move along. : verbatim
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    I got snow :) : drucifer
    • I've got 70 degree weather, If I get snow I'm gonna cry and run further south ;) : Joseph

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  ninja made of meat! : .spanky.
  • ninja does not dance : Zoesch
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    ninja = Gamera!!! : dognose
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      sniffles! :] : Zoesch
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        >:( : dognose
        • ):< : sexninja!!!!
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          Why? A sniffle is a sniff+roofle... it's a good thing : Zoesch
          • SNOOFLE! : Ratalon
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            a sniff+a roofle is not sniffle.... A sniffle is what little kids call a sniff i should know cuz i a... : Galadriel07
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              OMG ratalon == JO-PAPA?!?! :) : Gladiator
              • {*EXPOSED* : The Dragon
              • {*EXPOSED* : Vladimir Lenin
              • STATUTORY'D : .spanky.
              • {*EXPOSED* : Galadriel07
              • {*EXPOSED* : Ratalon
    • Gamera is full of meat, Gamera is good to eat Ya know , there's 7 kinds of meat in a turtle : .spanky.
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  I think ninja is awake because ninja didnt ger sex0red last nite : Galadriel07
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    I think Ninjase.cx got seX0r..thats why he's awake! : Wolfanoz
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      morning time oral alarm clock? anything beat it? : Ratalon
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        that sounds good to me! you offerin'? : Wolfanoz
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          no its a not longer, subtle hint for certain people : Ratalon
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            *wink* *wink* : rookieone
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              hey how you doing : Ratalon
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                there is a thing on my penis, but i have never seen it : rookieone
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                  is it colorful and causing a gripping type feeling? : Ratalon
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                    yeah, how would you know : rookieone
                    • cause that my paraket his name is pablo kindly leave him alone : Ratalon
          • *grins* : Galadriel07

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• you on campus? Shared accomodation? I had the SHITTIEST showers/toilets for 2 years.. Shared between 14... : moshman

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  looks l33t. I'm a hack&slash D&D fan. Can't wait for nwn!!! : kabex
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    *sniff* I hope to god that they don't get fucked by any legal issues. that would be fucking insan... : Torias
    • Yeah. Saw that the other day. Almost cried. :( : kabex
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      what legal issues? : .spanky.
      • they are sueing interplay, who has the d&d licence : Torias
• them ennemies look silly witht their mouth wide open : rookieone
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  i remember when this game was called "Gauntlet" : j0oj0obeans
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    lol. Good one. Gauntlet r0x0red tho. : kabex
    • gauntlet 2 suckz0r'd! : Ratalon

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• no, they didn't. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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• kick the mouse? : Ratalon
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  possibly related: is the sensitivity of the razer supposed to be the same as say logitech mouseman ps2 ( : Toraz Chryx
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    that also might be due to your windows speed and acceleration : Ratalon
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      If I have both mice plugged in at the same time it isn't :) : Toraz Chryx
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        i did that on my dads box with two different logitech mice. fubar'd the mouse drivers up real good like... : adnans
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          I never ever install Microsofts mouse tools.. karna's tools, yes, the MS mouse can stfu and be a stan... : Toraz Chryx
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            my prob was that i had installed logitechs livewhere crap for both mice, different versions, ect ect. ... : adnans
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              livewhere? I FEEL MAXIMUM SMART. : adnans
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                do they fuxor up in Win2k, cause mine do. Have a logitech mouse and Win2k doesn't seem to like the drive... : rookieone
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                  my logitech trackball works fine for me in win2k and winxp, but i just use the standard drivers, i don't... : adnans
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                    yeah but i want to use my mousewheel : rookieone
                    • mine works fine : adnans
• hid = human interface device. standard set of usb mouse drivers. start the box up with the mouse unp... : adnans

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  You base this on a huge presumption that there actually is a God. : cwlc98
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    that's why the if is there fucktard : Religion Thread
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      HOw do you define God? : cwlc98
      • god is a peanut. he told me. so don't eat them. : pyide
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  DIE FOR ALLAH. : 0Wingfan
  • hahahahahaha. : PUPSTAHS
• Eh I'd prolly change my ways. Even tho I don't believe in him really, or at least believe in Him, I do b... : SatansFist
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  Behold! Another shackcharacter Most likely Vantage's descends screaming into the shagarshack! : Zoesch
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    I liked "Maya Angelou" better. : 0Wingfan
    • best shack character ever! : pyide
• I'd take the opportunity to spit in gods face. : Ulkesh
• The problem with that now-a-days is people would shrug it off and drug induced, or perhaps light hitting... : Ratalon
• i'm an athiest. i'd deny he was standing in front of me, call him a hippy, and then go get some pizza. : adnans
• I'd flush my drugs down the toilet. : RatBastard
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  i wouldnt expect that much out of Him. i think He has other things to do. : fatbeaner
  • you're damn right I/We do : JesusH.Christ
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  I'd do him in the dirtbox. : assin9
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    * S E C O N D E D ' D * : kabex
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      you mean.. sloppy * S E C O N D E D ' D * : assin9
      • Oh yah. Sorry. : kabex
• I would probably become one of those weird christian people :/ : {Venger}
• i'd start a circus and have him do miracles on command and make a fortune! : patdoody
• How would you know it is GOD and not trickery of the devil or maybe just some more advanced alien specie... : Barbarian

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  ohh hey im not behind the firewall gimme all this 1337 haxor hookup info!! : Ratalon
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    hehe, sniff yoo ports and IP : rookieone
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      heh ill open a port and give you my IP!! : Ratalon
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        GET OUT IT'S A TRAP!!! : rookieone
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          you bet your sweet ass it is say hello to teh FBI intarweb snooping spider!! : Ratalon
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            hohoho, it's teh matrix. They r comin' to getcha!!! : rookieone
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              I will win.. not by dodging bullet and shit like neo but by whipping out my cock and rendering the progr... : Ratalon
              • /me restarts greasing zipper : Old_Fart
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                <Mills Lane>LET'S GET IT ON!!!<\Mills Lane> : rookieone
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                  penif birds are not allowed though !! : rookieone
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                    bwahahahah: http://www.google.com/search?q=penif+in+mouf : .spanky.
                    • http://www.google.com/search?q=ratalon LOL all me baby!! : Ratalon
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                      <) ( ) X 8==========D : rookieone
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                        WTF? : Ratalon
                        • It's a bird on a penis... you act as though you've never seen one before! : Gladiator
                        • http://noop.rotten.com/bird/ : synaptic revolt
                        • penif bird. Don't ya know it ??? : rookieone
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    WTF where is the DC info and stuff?!?! : Ratalon
    • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=overburn : rookieone

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  time to post first post, biatch! : Gladiator
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    in 2 hours perhaps ! : Maarten Goldstein
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      Am I going to have to show you who wears the pants in this household? *unbuckles belt** *to beat h... : Gladiator
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        whipping him with the belt is a good start though. : [andromeda]
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          then move on to the cock fighting! : Ratalon
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            i'm sure you are talking about mle chicken, RIIIIGHT : rookieone
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              /me quits greasing zipper........... : Old_Fart
              • "fastest fly in the west they said" : Ratalon
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  i mean it's only sunday. BTW are you dutch cleberating on the 25th or on christmas eve like we germanz : rookieone
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    on the 25th. We don't really celebrate anything on the 24th though we have a second christmas day on the... : Maarten Goldstein
    • yeah, the 24th is not a holiday here either. Have fun doing teh shopping today, i wouldn't wanna do it n... : rookieone
    • Ohh thats right add another day why dont ya! : Ratalon

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• BAH!!! : Old_Fart
• reminds me oif those insects... : rookieone
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  you're in the UK, right? Lucozade == best softdrink ever made : Gladiator
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    I hate the stuff :) : Toraz Chryx
    • damnit everyone I speak to says that, same with anyone I make drink it! damnit that shit rocks. excep... : Gladiator

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• winamp does it natively : Gladiator
• no plugin needed MISC - MISC - generate HTML playlist : rookieone
• OWNED by #2518, 2519!! : Ratalon

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• help wtf is he talkijng about? : Ratalon
• I wish I knew ... : Galadriel07

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  if the milk is sour... : fatbeaner
  • then I'm not the type of pussy to drink it, am I? best line in the film, in Snatch I'd say that award... : Gladiator
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  guess i should go and watch a bit of the Fast and VERY Angry DVD : -TKF-
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    ood movie or not ??? : rookieone
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      I like it! Fast cars, nice camerawork, semi unknown actors and super thin plot.. all in all a Hollywo... : -TKF-
      • nice. Too bad it's sunday and them fucking video stores ain't open here. /me sings i wanna be in ameri : rookieone
• nice, i've got 2 weeks off from work, and a lot of perfectly legally obtained movies at my disposal to w... : Torias

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• stay up a little, if no pain then wait till 6 : Ratalon
• refer to http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2590547 : supermonkeyballz
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  now my stomach feels uneasy.. starting to get a headache maybe i should take a shit.. havent done that ... : wrynn
  • i have gone about a week without a shit. My body uses alot of what I eat. : Ratalon
• i took halg of all the sick stuff the doc gave me, especilly the morphine stuff freaks me out. No need t : rookieone
• * F A P * : kabex

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• Greetings and salutations : Ratalon
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  do you make stuff out of ratpoop and turkey feathers? sorry im new here and your macgyver and you do ... : supermonkeyballz
  • I made a Christmas Tree out of gum and a papper clip! : MacGyver
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  MRS. DOUBTFIRE'D : Galadriel07
  • RONJEREMY'D : Wolfanoz
• <Joey> How you doing? haha that was lame. : kabex

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  (RADIO): GO GO GO : CS Announcer
  • Sorry, your not needed anymore : Wolfanoz
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  im a soldjaaa : supermonkeyballz
  • im a soldat! : Ratalon