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• D : hawkeye
• B : redfive
• C is the answer : kingdepork
• B : Quagmire
• I would say D ... yeah .. D : uberp00
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  F) Someone who smokes pot and fits the stereotype of being disconnected and lazy and ditzy : Boogeyman
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    now which shacker fits that description to a t...hmmm... : acheron
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      hell i fit that w/out the pot : halfwaybastard
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        haha yea that's me too smdever = pothead to da max I'm gonna meet him one day and tell you guys if h... : Boogeyman
        • I'll bet that it's all made up. Like most of his stories. : acheron
• Everything from C onwards. : seemlar
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  smoked it.. chilled to music on a psx with the graphics.... then got munchies and fell asleep : locobastard
  • was that your first/only experience? I have a few friends that are very funny and have these comp... : ratman
• C : haccess
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  F) Someone who...errr...what the hell was the question again? : derekhd
  • pwned : kahuuna
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  f) Crashed on a friends couch after a party, woke up to the smell of pot in the room(this is like 10am a... : halfwaybastard
  • Pot is one of the best cures for a hangover. wake and bake can be cool. Pack a bowl before you go... : ratman
• Its D...I know a few : drucifer
• C->onwards up to E. : abrasion

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  didja know "gyros" are pronounced "GEE-ros"? and "GEE" is prounounced like "GAY" but with a E instead of... : Lynn Minmei
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    I thought it was like 'heroes' : drucifer
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      Jay-ros would be the correct way SIR! : Zoesch
      • Jizzoh my nizzoh : drucifer
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        No, that's not right... it should be GEE-rose although I think GUY-rose (But with the G going like a ... : Zoesch
        • I personally thought it was pronounced "yee-rose" : moth
    • yeah that's it... it's too frickin early : Lynn Minmei
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    you americans have no idea. Gyros is a greek word, so it would never be "Jay-ros", it is something simil... : moshman
    • right! like yeroes (yee-rose) right?? : moth
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      And for your information is Yerros in greek, and has nothing to do with Gyro (which is wheel) : Zoesch
      • If I had written Yerros (which uses the greek alphbet, so it IS actaully Gyros in "western" font) you gu... : moshman
    • The Greek people who own a shop nearby pronounce it, Gea-roas. The 'gea' sound as it does in the word 'g... : Packet Loss
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  so it's pronounced like gay-ross? : moth
  • GEE-rose, but GEE should rhyme with KNEE : Lynn Minmei
  • but my name is ross D: : elementZen
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  gyros arent sex in the mouth. thats a PENIF IN MOUF : elosorojo
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    you know... if you hold them juuust right with the strips of beef inserted longwise and that white cream : Lynn Minmei
    • what? ran out of the cream? : Kniggit
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  STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD! i'm not allowed to eat anything until after teh surgery : wrynn
  • You lika the juice? Yes? : drucifer
  • oh just ask for a IV and hush :) : Lynn Minmei

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  bueller? bueller? : fatbeaner
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    "When they're done" : Lynn Minmei
    • G'goo goo g'joob. : Kniggit
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  two weeks : wrynn
  • * T H E M O N E Y P I T ' D * : fatbeaner

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  That VAT thing really sucks. : Andy Hanson
  • VAT = UK sales tax = 17.5% : Toraz Chryx
  • Value Added Tax 17.5% it looks like. What a misnomer. : Barbarian
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  holy shit that's amazing. : slax0r
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    damn straight, a gig of data that you can put in your back pocket :) : Toraz Chryx
    • just don't walk across any carpets with rubber soled shoes. : Barbarian
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  I might buy the 16mb just for the cool aspect of it. : slax0r
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    I actually reviewed a 64MB version (a thumbdrive, rather than a pendrive, same concept tho' USB Flashmem... : Toraz Chryx
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      you could put some pizzaz in to warez! you know, one hax0r meets another and shakes hands? that's when t... : slax0r
      • Woah, and everyone feels like they're in a Sopranos episode! And there's a shoot-out! w00t! I'm getting... : nomaad
• for fucking £950 you can buy the biggest souped up PC evar!! With a 80gb HD, and a nice DVD-Burner, ... : moshman

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  really...no problems here at all : drucifer
  • yeah I was hoping i'd get lucky and it would work well as you said ... Oh well, I'll try again when I ge... : logik?
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  I rounded mine and (aside from makin my case neater on the indo) I saw no performance increase : Lynn Minmei
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    the cables are'nt supposed to make a diff, thats pure looks / cleanliness inside the case. : logik?
    • well, it COULD provide better airflow which might increase performance, but not a MAJOR increase... I ag... : Lynn Minmei

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• I got my head pulled outta my ass last week. : drucifer
• what for? >:( : logik?
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  tonsils.. begins in a few hours. : wrynn
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    got your chemicals all ready to go? : logik?
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      hmm.. I'm a retard. I was thinking about getting teeth taken out for some reason. Tonsils are cake, no... : logik?
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        I had a tooth pulled recently also... no pain whatsoever... the first shot didn't feel good but it didn'... : Lynn Minmei
        • I was thinking along the lines of wisdom teeth, but I would've thought that any removal of things would ... : logik?
      • actually i got quite a few drugs : wrynn
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    oh THAT surgery... WHEW! :) that's a piece of cake... they put this mask over your face and tell y... : Lynn Minmei
    • h00ray for ice cream! : logik?
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      yeah im not stranger to the going to sleep thing (did that for my wisdom teeth) i just hope i dont ge... : wrynn
      • not=no : wrynn
• you mean THE surgery? Aka "snip snip"? aka a man's worst surgery imaginable? : Lynn Minmei

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  DivX ;-) killed the web radio star : Zoesch
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    I thought MAJOR SUCKAGE did that... that and Real Networks : Lynn Minmei
    • *major tom spoof coming up in 10 seconds :]* : Zoesch
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    And BTW, for each dollar collected expect the RIAA to collect 99 cents and the musicial just one cent :[ : Zoesch
    • I hope you're not surprised by this >:) : logik?

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• of course it would be. You could record your brightest moments for days when current video games aren't ... : slax0r
• and you can do screencaps now too! : drucifer
• The Sims! : -TKF-
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  do you use composite-in for the video channel or something else? : incubus
  • do the wintv cards even have composite inputs? : wrynn
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  combing 2 audio channels into one audio in is done with a y jack. Goto your shack brother, radioshack to... : sweat
  • you are correct sir. i got mine from radioshack and it works well with my wintv : wrynn

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  I found this mineral that I call a beat sample I paid zero I packed my load 'cause it's better than g... : -TKF-
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    Yeah, one thing is staling a sample, another is building a song on top of someone else's riff (Like Puff... : Zoesch
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      Puff Daddy doesn't just steal the riffs tho, he rips off the song layout/arrangement too :) : Toraz Chryx
      • and pays for it : -TKF-
      • And makes sucky songs suck even more : Zoesch

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• AVP owns :-O : haccess
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  Undying does that kind of shit to me *creeek* *nothing happens*... OH FUCK GET IT OFF!!! : hawkeye
  • finished it? : acheron
  • undying WOULD'VE done that to me too, if it weren't FUCKING FREEZING in my rig >:( : fsck
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  Yes. AVP is truely one of the scariest games I've played. It's almost not even fun because it's so scary... : Nullzero
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    dont tell me you thought Silent Hill 2 was scary? : mista mista
    • nevar playd. : Nullzero
• It will be scarier on Doom 3 engine playing as marine in the dark with aliens running on the ceiling and... : urbansling
• AVP2 nearly made me crap myself. : crazyfool
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  AVP1 was incredble. I wish Rebellion would have done 2. Wasn't impressed with the demo for 2. : geedeck
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    I couldn't play the demo, I got as far as opening the first door.. which set the motion tracker off... ... : Toraz Chryx
    • Hahaha, nice. Maybe you should try easing yourself into the game with a few pints? : geedeck
• avp was about as immersive as outrun on the c64. : abrasion
• only 2 games have scared me like that: Doom and Terminator: Future Shock : patdoody
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  Something very similar happened to me in AvP. Except that it ended with a facehugger jumping at me and l... : nomaad
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    heh, i ran out of the room and stayed outside for the rest of the day : filthysock
    • Out in the open... Where you THINK they can't reach you... : nomaad
• avp is definatley the most terrifying game i've played. i still can't touch the marine mission without ... : ^-SeaWolf-^

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  I suppose I could work on that Shack feature Steve wanted that I was supposed to do on Sunday, instead o... : Andy Hanson
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    you're just baiting people for responses now! :) : Steve Gibson
    • Hehehe. : Andy Hanson
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    you could change the Hot Weekly Topics (a redundant feature) to the last five game to have received a ra... : filthysock
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      the tech i asked him for would allow us to do that. : Steve Gibson
      • kickass. : filthysock
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        Here's another idea, revamp the 'latest comments' so it lists the last 5 articles that were updated, not : Toraz Chryx
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          I understand what you mean. That'd be good because there's no use for 5 ER links in that box. : slax0r
          • Yeah, the problem though is the way the information is stored in the database. There isn't a query that... : Andy Hanson

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• Man, that sucks :[ : Zoesch

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• cool : Barbarian
• Yeah, I've seen it. Pretty amazing stuff. : nomaad
• nice. : drucifer
• Fucking aye that looks cool (downloaded and tested :-) : -TKF-

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  Go back to bed! : Zoesch
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    OK! :) : drucifer
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      G'Morning (try #2) :D : drucifer
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        heya dru =) : logik?
        • there's freezing rain outside...booooo : drucifer

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  Hey, so where's the best place going to be to see it in Calgary? I don't want to get stuck with three... : Barbarian
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    I saw it at Westhills (dont tell anyone :) - Sound was good, but their seats sucked ass. I would go to ... : Annul
    • hmm, yeah. Was thinking of Chinook, but don't want to get there and have it sold out. Crowfoot is righ... : Barbarian

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• a new girlfriend : Wolfanoz

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• ___________/\/\/\____/\/\__/\/\/\/\____/\_/\/\______________________/\__________________________________... : Barbarian

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  if you went camping with someone and woke up with your pants down, KY all over your butt a sore anus, wo... : Australian Gestapo
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    Hell no! I would just be in denial for a couple of months and make lame excuses for why all these things... : MarksmanX
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      wanna go camping with me this weekend? : Australian Gestapo
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        I live in America. It would be awfully difficult for you to even enter the US now. : MarksmanX
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          im a US citizen, this handle was supposed to be a one time joke but i fux0r3_) the joke and they only al... : Australian Gestapo
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            It snows around here so it would be a bad idea to camp anyways :) : MarksmanX
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              we can play doctor. for uhm, study reasons : Australian Gestapo
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                No : MarksmanX
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                  please : Australian Gestapo
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                    You can play doctor with Maarten. : MarksmanX
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                      I Love you. : Australian Gestapo
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                        Too bad! Maarten is the shacks bitch anyway! :) : MarksmanX
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                          are those moonpants you are wearing, cuz that ass is out of this world : Australian Gestapo
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                            That is a terrible pickup line! *MarksmanX slaps Australian Gestapo in the face* : MarksmanX
                            • oooo, spank it, baby : Australian Gestapo
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                          did you really call my phone that one time? : ease_one
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                            I don't even know your phone number. Hell you want me to call you now??? :) : MarksmanX
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                              you can call me (536) 903-5768 : Australian Gestapo
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                                It tells me my call is blocked. : MarksmanX
                                • i dont think anyone caught that joke *poof* : Australian Gestapo
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                              nah im waiting for my client to call. i dont want to be late for the booty call : ease_one
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                                Ill be your client : Australian Gestapo
                                • you will have to talk to my pimp boss : ease_one
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                                Your cleint isn't a woman in her mid 30's is she? : MarksmanX
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                                  our policy is to give our clients their privacy : ease_one
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                                    Ewww I can see you riding a late 30's woman! :) : MarksmanX
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                                      well you don't look at the mantle when you are poking the fire. but eh.. could be worse. could be late... : ease_one
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                                        My GOD MAN! Why do you give me these mental images that will destroy my jedi thinking for the final?!?! : MarksmanX
                                        • Well i just got my call. I'm off to the hotel. Easy money....... Goodluck on your test : ease_one
                      • We have: Way too many carriage returns: Check Random capitalization of letters: Check No punctuatio : slax0r
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    If you were sitting on the bus, and the only empty seat was next to you, and a gay guy got on, sat down,... : Barbarian
    • depends on how cute he is : Australian Gestapo
    • get off the bus or or get off.... like bust a nut? : ease_one

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  i got 100% on my final. actually i got some of the extra credit questions too so i dont what my score w... : ease_one
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    You fucking nerd! I hope I atleast pull a 95%+ on this exam. That will guaranteeeee my A :) : MarksmanX
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      my teacher is going to make me take the comptia net+ test to get an A. no one in the class can get an A... : ease_one
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        Well suck it up soldier! : MarksmanX
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          too bad the test is like $200 : ( : ease_one
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            You can get $200+ a day for selling pot at campus! : MarksmanX
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              i need pot to sell first and maarten dont live close : | : ease_one
              • You could always try your friends. : MarksmanX
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  I thought you were a plastic surgeon. This troubles me. : [|337 h4x0r]
  • I'm a medical student striving to be a plastic surgeon :) : MarksmanX

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  hrm i thought i had that one removed from rotation. they put it in without my permission. i'll get it... : Steve Gibson
  • I've only seen it once (tonight, about 10 mins ago) so far...maybe they just push one down the pipe at t... : Barbarian
• hmm... I havn't got one yet...I hope I never do. : Nullzero
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  Steve sold out! : blank
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    How do you make money for all this stuff Steve? I very much doubt its tha ads : mista mista
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      shacknews business model: 1. attract lots of visitors. 2. ??? 3. money! still working on step2..... : Steve Gibson
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        i think you should start a geek escort service where we can order floozies to game with : ease_one
        • just think you could be like "ima P1mp, y0" : ease_one
      • I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter ! : mista mista
      • 2: Subscription, Primium Fileshack Service, No Banners, Wedding invitation! : -TKF-
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        2. porn banners : Barbarian
        • yeah actually : ease_one
      • Hey, that's like the Linux business model! : klerck

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  I have two remixes I did of the Escape from NY theme and the Escape From LA theme that I did in MIDI and... : jo-papa
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    Ok, you win : Zoesch
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      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO waitaminute... : jo-papa
      • *SMACK* : -TKF-
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  i dunno man. i'm kind of having a weird icq conversation... : cpt_gloval
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    i used to talk to thic chick who told me she could tell i was one of the chosen who will live through th... : ease_one
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      kinda lengthy, but this is the oddest icq conversation i've had in a long while: secret skwerl: hey : cpt_gloval
      • ok.. that is nothing! : ease_one
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      how old was she? : jo-papa
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        she was 30 i think. 30-35. married. had a kid that was 12. pretty sure she was 30 though. so probabl... : ease_one
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          Dude you just killed jo-papas boner! : MarksmanX
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            yeah right. some 33 year old woman who would drink your blood during sex is REALLY FAR into the kinky c... : ease_one
            • Yeah you're right. He would fuck her 12 year old kid I know that. : MarksmanX
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      I knew this guy that claimed he had a vampire for his fiancee. He wore nothing but black, and black sung... : slax0r
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        You see what happens when you do drugs! : MarksmanX
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          that should be "this guy was..." see what also happens when you do drugs? ;p : slax0r
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            It's 5AM here. I seem to forget my basics once I start getting on the shack. I think my IQ drops a few p : MarksmanX
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              because as humans we like to damage our brains? : slax0r
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                Oh we did that as kids by sniffing gasoline as kids. : MarksmanX
                • gasoline huh? Yeah, I hear that's popular over there. Over here, the current fad is pant chips, but you ... : slax0r

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  hahahah.. sorry : cpt_gloval
  • I am writing a very long email to this certain company. It should make me sleep better. whats really ... : Australian Gestapo

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  roofles! can I use that one? : slax0r
  • indeed : ease_one

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  \m/ MONSTAR MAGNET \m/]b : jo-papa
  • \m/ CARCASS \m/ : Zoesch

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  another way to say it is Canada = US culture : ease_one
  • another way to say GOODNIGHT! : mista mista

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• they have those battletech k'nex now... : cpt_gloval

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• (don't be too harsh, I know him) : abrasion
• http://jp.nofadz.com/IT.jpg : haccess
• i wouldnt dirty my mouse pointer! : ease_one
• You don't need Photoshop, yuo need a vacuum!! : sur3sh0t
• no way : Barbarian
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  You know... they sell Vacuum Cleaners at Harvey Norman... cheap too : Zoesch
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    rolfing i was thinking the same thing : yellow
    • That's the worst carpet I've ever seen :] : Zoesch
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  prime.d2g.com/abrasion.jpg : {Venger}
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    does he have bird seed in his pocket? : mista mista
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      that's his dick : {Venger}
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        wait a minute, I havnt played you in LF2 yet ! : mista mista
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          Even though I'm on a good connection it gets very laggy in LF2 when playing people far away. It's their ... : {Venger}
          • bah, I guess I shall wander the streets looking for challengers : mista mista
• http://www.doomguy.net/images/abrasion_psa.jpg : cpt_gloval

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• wtf.. : Boogeyman
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  #2276 you think thats scary? Rarely at night when I'm alone in the house lying in bed I hear voices(I'm ... : mista mista
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    We'll keep our voices down from now on :[ : Zoesch
    • hehehe you bastage : mista mista
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  Go play some Counter-Strike. I always have dreamns of a shacker knifing me in my nuts. : MarksmanX
  • LOL : mista mista
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    probably why I don't play CS. : crazyfool
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      It's fun! I hear terrorists win and one of my shacker buddy knifes me in the nuts! : MarksmanX
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        I used to have a detachable penis dream and that one always bothered me immensely. : crazyfool
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          Hey man that would be cool! Did it make that robocop noise when it got detached? : MarksmanX
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            no, but I would always wake up and check to make sure mr happy was still there. : crazyfool
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              have you ever had a dream where your in the mountains and there was and office. I heard the phone ring... : mista mista
              • I had this dream where it went something like this: I walk to my bedroom fall asleep wakeup and all m... : MarksmanX
              • no, but two nights ago I had this one where I went for a job interview and all the people from the recep... : crazyfool