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• Craig! : gegtik
• Renfield, no really Penholm, no really I can go on forever. : s3taanbomb
• Jokemon. : Phil
• JAMES : jimmy-buffett
• Yeshua. : acheron
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  my first name is Naim. Honest. ok ok, so it's actually my middle name, but that's what i go by. : Naim
  • Andromeda : x-eyd|mary
  • mine's in my comment history somewhere. It's pretty unique. : psychobean
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  DICK : Do_Or_Die
  • BUTTKISS! : acheron
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  sikander : sikander
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    Really? What ethnic background would that name come from? : Lone Swordsman
    • And how do you pronounce it? : c0bra
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      pakistani if i remember correctly. : pupismyname
      • post some porn : Morgin
• pat : logik?
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  Andrew : Stormrider
  • heh, my dogs name. : Crimsonbeak
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  Judy : judge
  • ahahahahahaha : Degenerate
• Josh : ^-SeaWolf-^
• Peter : redfive
• Jason : RainOfXero
• MARK!!! : scion
• Jin : arizona bay
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  Osama : Dread Pirate Roberts
  • OMG SOMEONE KILL THIS MOFO : Naim
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  Ross : drodver
  • I'm a Ross...mansecx? : rossimo
• my name is Mark Oph : Do_Or_Die
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  Chris (I know there have to be like HUNDREDS of Chris' here...) : SatansFist
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    I am Chris as well! : Degenerate
    • told ya : SatansFist
    • Chris #32846 : cottenc
• Nathan : strider_
• Brady - my name rules! : PantherX
• Brad...and 6 other characters so that this post will go through... : -=fatman=-
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  Tammi : Galadriel07
  • that's my gf's mom's name.. OMG CONSPIRACY! honestly though, i like that name a lot. : Naim
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  Blake : emocore
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    Stone? : SatansFist
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      no but my best friend's mom worked on that game : emocore
      • woah cool! : SatansFist
    • ALIENS OF GOLD! : Paranoid Android
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  Anthony (middle name, but that's what I go by) : x-eyd|mary
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    hoorj. someone else who goes by their middle name : Naim
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      My friend goes by his middle name "Cobus". I either call him Daniel (his first name) or "Cobey cobey cob... : SatansFist
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        5th Element. : acheron
        • you beat me to it. : Naim
        • You get a cookie! : SatansFist
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  Guess.... : Jonathan
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    Yeshua? : acheron
    • no, not yet anyway : Jonathan
• His name is Robert Paulson : ZeBFFd00d
• Sean : Former_HPB
• Brian : matrix
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  mike : FlyingButtPliers
  • Yeah badass! Yeah! : haiku
• Ulreh : Deathlove
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  Legion : hatelull
  • I always name my Rangers in D&D "Legion" : hirez
  • Thats kind of a scary name. Do you cut yourself with stones? : cottenc
• Brian : Ardvaark
• justin : adnans
• Matt VERY CREATIVE USERNAME, EH? - http://clanhighfive.tripod.com/ - matt^5 : matt`jeast
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  Bryan : jjlaw
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    awriite, a fellow Bryan. I love how everyone messes it up the first time they write it. : the archvile
    • 'BRIAN'S ARE SUPERIOR!!!!!!!! : ZeBFFd00d
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      You fucking brYans. YOU FUCKING DIE. brIans shall forever rule, and when the I/Y Helter-Skelter goes : Odoyle
      • hell yea! :) : ZeBFFd00d
      • I would like to see all incarations of Terri die as well. It's a horrible spelling of my great name. : slax0r
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  Fucking lamest thread idea EVAR. Fuck you Mike. : Odoyle
  • you didn't answer! : Deathlove
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    Brian right? : Do_Or_Die
    • * E X P O S E D * Good memory, man. : Odoyle
  • your name is that long?! : adnans
• Peter Hugh Coneybeare Lyster Tunbridge Ross Mac Millan I so craaaaazy : verbatim
• Ugh, Ugh, I'm Dying You Idiot : Lord Viper Scorpion
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  PABLO.NEVARES.COM I MEAN PABLO : king_darius
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    SPAMMER!!!! : Kaiser
    • DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I HAVE A LAME WEBSITE! : king_darius
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    IS IT NOT MR. FAHORT?? : Paranoid Android
    • YES NO : king_darius
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  Jason. Take a guess as to what my last name is!! : jasonepowell
  • SMITH! : Stormrider
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    Bergman! (wouldn't that be a funny coincidence??) : Paranoid Android
    • It's actually Burghman! : jasonepowell
  • You clever cat you! : geedeck
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    Epowe II? : timmie
    • shit. you guessed it. : jasonepowell
• Beleg Cuthalion : c0bra
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  Noah : kingdok
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    SET US UP TEH ARK! : c0bra
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      FOR GREAT GOD : king_darius
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        YUO HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR SWIM : kingdok
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          MOVE ALL RAIN, FOR GREAT CLEANSING : ZeBFFd00d
          • ALL YOUR ANIMALS ARE BELONG TO ME! : kingdok
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          HELLO HOW ARE YOU ISRAELITES? : c0bra
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            ALL YOUR DRY LAND ARE BELONG TO US!! : ZeBFFd00d
            • YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FLOODING : kingdok
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  it is Mango! : Mango
  • Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnngooooooooooooooooo! : Paranoid Android
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  John : Quagmire
  • You don't strike me as a john. but then again, I hope you dont' strike me at all ;) *ducks* : Paranoid Android
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  Pendleton : Bob Jones
  • I thought I'd get some serious shit about this but I guess you guys are actually cool. : Bob Jones
• Owen : Ninja Techno
• Jeff. : geedeck
• scooter : pyide
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  Osama : smdever
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    I would have thought that your name would be some hippie shit like Green or Dawn. : Bob Jones
    • its Moon Base Gaylord but I go by Osama : smdever
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  Jocelyn : zerologik
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    :-D hello! : king_darius
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      Hello pablo! : zerologik
      • ohh no! i have been revealed! : king_darius
• I am Toraz Chryx, of the clan Chryx, I was born 400 years ago in the highlands of scotland... <snip> : Toraz Chryx
• Sean : Crimsonbeak
• Michael, but I go by Terry. This is so revealing. Like taking your clothes off in front of a stranger : slax0r
• Conor : tomservo
• Leroy : fusion
• Steve : busdriver3030
• Nathan : afrochops
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  Timothy or Tim... YUO DECIDE! : timmie
  • Tim Tim nice but dim : smdever
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    You shall be known as Timbo!! : Crimsonbeak
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      hahhah, some guy in school used to call me that :) He was pretty cool. Haven't seen him since he had t... : timmie
      • Arghhhh, me groin!!! : Crimsonbeak
• Stuart : blackhawk
• Bob... : Ttocs
• Hank posting more then 10 characters can be very very annoying sometimes : beastrabban
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  Daniel. sure there would be several. hmmmm. : phil_mckraken
  • we are endangered species my friend :) : mad-d00d
• jim........... : toydrvr
• Mike -----> : boughton supreme
• Andrew : dark sage
• Jennifer : aveil
• Atif------> : mitthrawnuroudo
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  Roger. : Lone Swordsman
  • I'm SUPER creative. Mine's Jenkin : jenkin
• Patrick : elosorojo
• Alan ! : mrmung
• Fidel : TwiLyght
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  Rikitikitumbonosarumbocherryberryrichipipparrypumbo : Nullzero
  • can I just call you "The Rick"? : the archvile
• Maarten..oops I mean Mike : Speed-
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  Dan. : Sideways Bob
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    Call me Snake. : Sideways Bob
    • can i play with your snake? : eject
• MARK : sonik887
• Segway. Yep, that's right. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!@ : 0Wingfan
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  Throutwaddelermangove. <=== Prounounced: Luxury Yacht : phlavor2001
  • Actually, Matt : phlavor2001
• rumplestiltskin. : TheOccifer
• Brandon : Brandino
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  Cain's nemesis : ath1337
  • Abel? : Lone Swordsman
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  Mike!!! : AllYourBase
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    Awesome isn't it? God damn we rule. : haiku
    • Y'all rule in that "not at all" kinda way. : Odoyle
• Klerck : klerck
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  Mats. Kinda like Matt. My last name really owns though, but I'll save that for later. / [V] : {Venger}
  • Saving it for later? Kinky : klerck
  • tell me! tell me! : maalox
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    Casey : Vis Inack
    • blah wrong replied : Vis Inack
• Yawheh : Sexpansion Pack
• Gary Goatse : eject
• fluffy! nicholas or nick : incoherent
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  Candy : moz
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    yummy! : eject
    • oh no!, it's gg! : moz
• Sarah : Jennifer Love Hewitt
• Matt : wazootyman
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  wow, am I the only Adam here? : ZedAgent
  • I'm the only Roger, so don't be shocked. ;) : Lone Swordsman
  • Edward : mista mista
  • Looks like I'm the only Jennifer... that so never happens. : aveil
• Ryan! : disembodied potato
• Mike! : alacious
• Drewiscool : Incendiary Penis
• Asshole. : BongSlayerB@work
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  Hillary. As in Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, at your service. : [andromeda]
  • Well then, Mrs Clinton...feeling a little saucy? Wanna get some revenge on your husband? : busdriver3030
• Drew, past tense of draw...so full of action, my name is a verb :D : drucifer
• CHARLEY... : Wolfanoz
• Seth. Bet I'm the first one here : Trilinear
• ken or kenny fine, start with the "omg they killed kenny" bit now. *sigh* : sparhawk
• Mattias : Tissen
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  Gaylord : ghale
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    Focker? : Crimsonbeak
    • middle name. G.F. Hale. : ghale
• Aldo : kabex
• barqs : root beer
• John the great : cigam
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  not telling, but it should take you about 35 seconds to find out my real name (first and last) : filthysock
  • hi there Phil : running wild
• Jarred : Adrenaline
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  Gaylord : arizona bay
  • you rang? : ghale
• Morgan : Morgin
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  longest thread evAr!? : Galadriel07
  • No, this one doesn't extend for a full page. : Lone Swordsman
• Kats. You have no chance survive. Make your time. : kueay
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  Ryan. Unf. : fat mike
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    So you're first name is Ryan-Unf? Sounds Arabic. : arizona bay
    • yeah that's right : fat mike
• keith :) : keith
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  john but i go by pup in real life. i've actually worked with people for six months before they k... : pupismyname
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    Wish I had a cool nickname..like .."red" or "rooster" or something hard ass : smdever
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      Rooster? What about "Flaming Carebare" : maalox
      • or bouncing lamb? : root beer
    • my buddy red dog hates it when people call him "red". : pupismyname
• Seth : project13
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  Paul : fsck
  • yay, one other. There just aren't enough around =] : ghale
• Thomas. : protoman
• Doctor. : ShackShrink
• Leopardo (friends call me Leo) : running wild

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• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2479556 : El Guapo
• \m/ TURBOX \m/ : jo-papa
• WILL WE HAVE TIME?!?! : root beer
• We need ammunition for the cause, people! Post! POST! : Lone Swordsman
• doin' ma best : ghale
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  Slow down post rate? FUCK YOU ILL SLOW DOWN MY POST RATE!? : r0lf-
  • POSTING POSTING POSTING! : sonik887
  • GO TIME, FUCKERS! : Entity
• NOBODY BLINK! GO FOR BROKE! : El Guapo
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  Nerf gas is funny : TheOccifer
  • It's also yellow and spongy. : Vantage
• television, had quite a bit of experie : fsck
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  'Tis the season to be ________________? : TheOccifer
  • uhhhhhh BUTTPLUG? : sonik887
  • ME SO HORNY!! : r0lf-
  • WE NEED MORE POWAR SCOTTY !]b}r : mista mista
• ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! : incoherent
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  SHACK PHRASES! i'll start: : sonik887
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    FILL IT WITH SAND : sonik887
    • PLOW HER IN TEH LAMP! : Lone Swordsman
  • give it to cpt_gloval : El Guapo
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    COMEDY GOLD : El Guapo
    • Who is gpt_gloval anyway? : -=fatman=-
  • PUNCH HER IN TEH FACE! : sonik887
  • MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING : root beer
  • * S H A C K T A G G E D * (The phrase anyways) : Entity
  • You should drink some STFU juice! : Lone Swordsman
  • SNIFF J00 : El Guapo
  • FREE FIREBONE! : sonik887
  • OMG! SOMEONE BAN THIS MOFO! : fsck
  • RAPE HER WITH A LAMP : {Venger}
  • someone is in trouble... or something gay to that effect : khaosman
  • ROOFLES!!!! : TheOccifer
  • DID SOMEONE GET BANNED? : sonik887
  • give it to cpt_gloval : AllYourBase
  • * D U K E N U K E D * : sonik887
  • I hate to agree with davecrazy but... : c0bra
  • stfu Daggah : c0bra
  • I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION : fsck
  • <meen_munky>wakka wakka</meen_munky> : sonik887
  • NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED : incoherent
  • I was just helping it over the fence, I swear! : c0bra
  • HOORJ! : Entity
  • * N O T W O R K S A F E * : sonik887
  • OINK OINK EHEHE : SS-P
  • TEH FUNNAY!!! : TheOccifer
  • Listening to? : sonik887
  • OWNED BY SWEDEN AGAIN : {Venger}
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    SHUT UP DAGGAH!!}y]b : the archvile
    • *snicker* : busdriver3030
  • It says 0 : TheOccifer
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    OMG I JUST HAD A SHACK DEJA VU!? : Jennifer Love Hewitt
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      come on over to my place baby we'll drink lots and fuck lots : jo-papa
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        Dude she's legal, you don't want none of that. : c0bra
        • *SMACK* http://home1.gte.net/res02khz/jo-papa'd.wav : jo-papa
  • MAXIMUM : AllYourBase
  • WARNING: INCOMING [RELIGION/ABORTION/CREATIONISM/ETC] THREAD DETECTED : sonik887
  • * S H A C K M S G ' D * : {Venger}
  • YUO ARE TEH WINNAR! : sonik887
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    I am firebone : Psychotic-Monk
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      I am firebone : SS-P
      • I am firebone : jo-papa
      • I am firebone : incoherent
  • Fucking pirates. -Xian : the archvile
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    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE : c0bra
    • * W I L S O N ' D * : jo-papa
  • FIREFIST SMASH STUPID PHRASES : J4NUS
  • /points and laughs : TheOccifer
  • TERRORISTS WIN : CS Announcer
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    * J O ' P A P A ' D * : TheOccifer
    • *SMACK* : fsck
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      *SMACK* http://www.somelinkhere.com : AllYourBase
      • OWN3D : fsck
  • MONSTER THREAD! : TheOccifer
  • ER is up : AllYourBase
  • * B U M P * : {Venger}
  • The lack of Vantage in this thread is disgusting : Q3UT Announcer
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  Why do we wanna hit 4k anyhow? : r0lf-
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    something to do? 'cause it doesn't happen every day? : ghale
    • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1 : r0lf-
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  S-S-S-S-SHACK BUMP!!!!!!! : -=kodiak=-
  • PLOW THE NAPPY DUGOUT SIR ! : mista mista
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  pickle : acheron
  • lemon curry? : Lone Swordsman
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  The cows moo in the summertime. : SS-P
  • *grabs chainsaw* I SAID ROW DAMNIT ROW ! : mista mista
  • Unless they are horse hoarse. : GrumpyRelative
  • Oh George, not the livestock. : Lone Swordsman
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  Nobody likes a _____________? : TheOccifer
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    person who posts on voodooextreme.com forums? : sonik887
    • hehe : TheOccifer
  • CRUSTY PENIF! : r0lf-
  • A LAMP IN TEH DIRTBOX : incoherent
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    anon-troll : ~mongoloid~
    • Bastard! : SS-P
    • WINNAR!! : the archvile
    • I GOT 4000 BITCHES !!!! : ~mongoloid~
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      4000th post, and THIS is what we get?!? : Entity
      • you have a problem with my post ? : ~mongoloid~
    • WINZIP!! : fsck
    • AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW DAMNIT! : jo-papa
    • YUO ARE TEH WINNAR! : sonik887
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  Target is acquired. : the archvile
  • DnF!! : mista mista
• almost there : ghale
• KEEP IT GOING! : sonik887
• ...top of the morning to ye. kent O brockman here reporting live from the st. patrick's day parade, wher... : El Guapo
• This is quite possibly the best archive of shack phrases EVAR! : sonik887
• 4000? : TheOccifer
• ill do my part : Donnelly
• here goes : booyaka
• GO NINJA POST GO NINJA POST GO : cigam
• OK. Keep the thread going until ER hits. Let's make the thread take up the whole page! : sonik887
• * SUCKMYLEFTONEANDMAKEMYRIGHTONEJEALOUS'D * : Wolfanoz
• *poke* *poke* *SPLASH* YO YO YO WATUP BIZNITCHEZ! ICY HOT STUNTAZ GONNA CUT J00 UP! WHACK! : jo-papa
• 10,000TH POST BITCHES : fsck
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  <--th Post BITCHES! : cigam
  • ^^^^^^th post? no? yes? hahahah who cares! : cigam