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Segway: IT Lives

by jason bergman, Dec 03, 2001 7:30am PST
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Carried over from last night...Well here "IT" is, a little earlier than expected...Segway, the mystery invention also known as "Ginger" (thanks Aizaz Akram and everyone else who sent this in). Time magazine's story on Segway shows that the personal vehicle is intended for intra-city transportation (meaning you won't use it on a highway, but to get to work it's a gem), and features no steering wheel, a super-rechargable battery and an engine that has no harmful emissions of any kind. Initially it will be available for industrial use, but the plan is to have a consumer model out shortly thereafter (with a price tag of around $2,000).




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  • Hrm, I just realized something.

    Segway is going to replace every mode of local transportation, including walking.

    Which means, if I wait long enough, I can just "invent" the bicycle. Cept I'll call it the "Robotron2000". It's going to be about the size of those mini-bicycles that clowns ride in the circus. It allows you to move faster than segway, AND provides you with the aerobic exercise you (will) desperate need. All I have to do is install a hydraulic rotation plate that will come down and lift the "Robotron2000" off the ground, and then rotate the user in the direction he wants to go in. There ya go, zero turning radius!

    And you can do tricks on it too...

    dfi















  • More random thoughts:

    - What if your stopped on the sidewalk by a cop in a drunken state? DUI? Do they make you roll in a straight line?

    "Sorry officer.. I just can't fuck up this straight line test."

    - Look... I'm going to get wet leaving the damn building/office/school I was in no matter what. Even if the car or Segway is less than a foot away. Same with snow. Same with sweat and excessive heat. Weather isn't going to stop me from going where I want.

    - There has to be a portable radio/mp3 player option. Half the fun of driving is turning on the tunes and enjoying a good song while doing so. Unlesssss... the whole idea in the first place was to make us buy an I-Pod from Steve Jobs. No wonder he loved it so much. C-O-N-spiracy.

    - What hell do postal workers do if they have large packages/excessive amounts of mail? Will there be a mini-trailer that attaches to the Segway? I picture the postal worker stopping the jeep off at a neighborhood park, then refilling his bag to cover a certain amount of streets each time while riding the Segway. My postman is at least fifty years old. I can already imagine his reaction to being forced to carry shitloads of heavy mail in a backpack.

    "Fuck you jackass. I'm not lifting this shit."

    He always was the blunt type.