Evening Reading

something I have'nt listened to in ages track of the morning!

this is the first day of my last days
i built it up now i take it apart
climbed up real high now fall down real far
no need for me to stay the last thing left,

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- Random comment:
OverBurN: #1661, *DO NOT CLICK ON THAT IF U DONT LIKE GOATSE.CX MAN CEREAL... I PASTED WRONG URL SORRY!*... @ First Post!

penis goes IN vagina?!? or penis goes in steves mouth?!!?

i have to argue this is a completely legit post. in this post, i will discuss the legitiveness of my post and what contributions it brings to the shack. many will disagree with this post and all forms of it, but i will differ. i believe any post a person makes contributes to the shack in one way or the other. good or bad, they all contribute in the most sincere form.

what a person contributes to the comments relays the persons feelings, thoughts, lifestyle, maturity, and age. many of my posts normally relay that im a dumbass, 17 yearold immature boy with a small penis and no life. while many agree with this, and so do i, i believe that they contribute somewhat of a lesson to an indivdual. for example, when i read that someone is having problems with their girlfriend, i learn that im nothing but a self centered, immature, donkey fucking cock sucker. as harsh sounding as this may be, and as much as i hate to admit it, its very much true.

when i read the mature, socially correct posts in the shack i turn somewhat jealous. i think to myself "why cant i be that smart and mature to carry on a converstation with someone that doesnt contain the word "clitoris", or "wang",". which in return my thoughts tell me "because you're gay".

i wish to tell every mature, honest, socially adept indivudal here that i praise them for their maturity. the world is filled with people like firebone, 4port, and myself..but without us the world would be boring. think what it would be like if everyone carryed on a polite, mature conversation without someone yelling out "YOUR GAY!" or "I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT WITH MY PENIS". all the posts would be filled with "my girlfriend doesnt like me" or "post your desktops!". while this may not be entirely true, it is somewhat.

without insane posts, immature pranks & phrases, the internet world would be a very boring place. everyone would sit at their computes wasting their lives chatting about very stupid things. with flamming homosexals like firebone, 4port, klerk, and myself there wouldnt be that extra little spice in the internet world that makes everyone tick. while many argue that this is very immature, annoying, and generally fucked up, you have to remember that you cannot spend your life being mature and stuck up. im not saying, in any way, that you should go around acting like a total retard. im just saying people should lighten up, when someone annoys you just come back with a snappy little remark like "haw haw i raped joo momma last night!". the internet (the way we all use it) is just to have fun, to play your games, or to just relax and have a good time. not to be stuck up.

i want to address everyone here that i am sorry if i annoy you. i am sorry if i piss you off. i never go anyplace on the web to intentionally hurt/upset a person. i like to make people laugh, i like to make people happy..normally this doesnt happen but i try. i guess my sense of humour is far too childish. but thats just the way it is. im sure firebone, 4port, or klerk dont come here with the intention to hurt/upset anybody. they just want to fuck around, goof off, or do whatever.

i love you all, i know you dont like me and want me to go away, but i want to leave you with a lasting impression that i do have a serious side, im not all immature and annoying that i am. i dont want to upset people, i dont know how everyone will react. nor does anyone else here.

for the everlasting fight of lamers everywhere, this is spazer signing off. LET MY PEOPLE GO!

Pepsi Twist is surprisingly good. Does that make me a commie?

MGS2 is the best game in oh so long. Too bad the corny script ruins it sometimes.

go watch the new EPII trailer at starwars.com. It has me hyped up about the movie now. The trailer is amazing!

WERD up suckers

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. I mean, her butt. It's just so big. I can't believe it. It's just so round. It's out there. I mean gross. Look! She's just so...

black!

Can any civ3 players tell me what i have to do to make the fucking city grow above size 6? I can't find any mention of what i need to do...

Well, i guess for the europeans it will be better to buy a PS2 becuase the XBOX will cost like200 bucks more then in the US, so i think i will get a Cube, just because i cannot afford an XBOX

I still can't get over how badass Halo was during that 8 player match. Well, gotta go to sleep now. I'll probably have twisted dreams about sending cyborgs flying with hand grenades and jeeps flipping through the air from tank shell impacts and of course fishtailing to run people over :p

g'nite.

In space, what is taking up all that space? Something has to, right? Is it possible for nothing to exist at a certain point? Does a place not exist if there is nothing at that place? My head hurts.

OMG...I just shaved my mustache but left my goatee...I now look like a professional wrestler :D>

Looking at this OddWord/Sobe ad, you'd think a food product wouldn't want to associate itself with a game that prides itself on fairly disgusting gags at times. Maybe it's just me.

http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.html

no doubt it has been posted before

Did you know Thanksgiving is now less than a week away? I just found out... Had a nightmare getting tickets back home. I could have sworn it was another week or two away.

I've kind of left society and been locked up in my office at work, I'm not even plugged into the internet in my office... But still... damn only a week away. Crap I'm going to feel the pain of that ticket purchase.

I risked one of those Expedia bargain fare things, it actually turned out pretty well, much much cheaper than the fares the airline was offering. Still should have booked them a couple weeks ago though.

When Steve's banner merges with the earthlink banner Steve's pic is captioned with the words: Serious Speed

Doctor to start human cloning in UK

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1659000/1659216.stm

hopefully the technology will be abused to create hundreds of kelly brook clones :)

evening shackers.

anybody play ghost recon yet??? i've got it right here and i'm wondering if i should give it a try--considering RtoW comes out next week.

While browseing through old articles, I realized, nobody knew how to use threaded mode back then.

Or was ther no thread mode back then?

Nifty.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0111/columbia_sts50_big.jpg

Bah.

Fasting, and anything else that requires you to wake up at 5.15, is no fun.

I had forgot about this... I surely suck, huh steve?

http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?comments=1101

after seeing it all night long i just noticed something

http://www.shacknews.com/images/shack_psa.gif

steve has very big ears.

the better to recieve 5.1 channels of gaming audio bliss?

HERE IT IS!!! The article that started the banners!

http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?comments=1057

ok, a local middle school had represenatives from Christian, jewish, and muslim religions visiting and "talking" about thier faiths. though if you ask me faith doesnt apply to the last two

I'm not crying the current and wrong interpretation of the 1st amendment, but this just doesnt sit quite right with me.

For the record:
a) I am not a pedeonecrophiliac (though I'm still not exactly sure what that means, so anything is possible)
b) My IP address can in no way be associated with a penitentiary
c) I'm going to bed because the time is quickly approaching 4 am and I have to work at SOME point tomorrow and
d) I can make absolutely no sense of the last posts of both andromeda and bugsy. Perhaps this is somewhat related to c. But andromeda has a history of silly posts so, perhaps not.

Heh.

Steve add on top, clusterfuck on the bottom. The ship from cluster fuck winds its way up its add and then dissappears right up steves ass.

Do you have the balls?

I've been waiting for first post so i could post a "free klerck" message, b ut i'm gonna go play civ3 instead

Rainses rainses go away, my precious can't go out and plays in traffics, my preciousss...

http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=7942 :~~

Ha ha. Egrin James is out for the year. Good bye Colts.

is it just me or we completely and totally lost it at the shack?

"Senate votes to extend Net tax ban" - http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1007-200-7892572.html?tag=mn_hd

Something for tomorrows headlines or ER perhaps?

why are they randomly swapping between stevie and the snagit advert?

Limb Bizkit - Trolling

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/1158

for every one. (and ignore my shack tag.

Can I get a 'Huzzah!' for two hours of sleep?