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• truly a shack icon : gegtik
• love love love : OverBurN
• *kiss kiss kiss* *hug hug hug* : freak!
• I agree about his music, his music kicks ass :) : hawkeye
• *heterosexual hug* : El Guapo
• Seriously, though, Wunderbred is a fun, talented guy. : freak!
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  *hug* *homoerotic overtones* *uncomfortable silence* : kenmis
  • I better hook you up with some hetero porn stat! : judge
• i want to play more games with the bred and the rest of the shackers : lacker
• you guys are too cool. : wunderbred
• /puts on full body armor, hockey gear, buttplug, and a cork and gives wonderbread a very quick hug : PsYk0
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  I was saving my 20,000th post for the DNF Gone Gold thread, but "I Love Wunderbred" is a worthy cause! : dognose
  • I swear, I thought that if anyone could hold out for DNF for their 20K post it would be you. Wow. : GoofyBoy
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    dognose you're one of my best friends ever. I'm not sure if the feeling is mutual but I would feel like... : wunderbred
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      u know I feel that exact same way about Dognose he is just one hell of a guy : smdever
      • even I'll agree on that, dognose rules, probably one of the nicest shackers by far :) : hawkeye
      • dognose bought me duke nukem 3d : ease_one
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        Dognose sent me money when I was in need. Seriously. I love this guy. : freak!
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          whoa that was nice of him : smdever
          • Maybe we should start an official 'TEH SHACK LOVES DOGNOSE' thread. : pyrotek
          • I was floored by it. Completely and totally unexpected. : freak!
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          I gave it back, though. :) : freak!
          • good good : smdever
  • Now that you have properly used your 20,000th post, does this mean you'll post regularly again? >:( : freak!
  • Congrats dognose. You make me laugh when I'm at work. :) : PsYk0
  • yay! wonderful use of the 20,000th post... you'll probably have time to get up to 30,000 for the D... : Torias
  • Damn it is! Great 20K post! j00 sniff and rule! : Zoesch
• aye, if anything he's a pretty genuine person and you can count on him to post what's on his mind. Hang ... : moz
• Wunderbred rocks da kazba : Chrono Trigga
• you are cool : fat mike
• word!!! : Zoesch
• this is the most touching thread I've ever seen here : jednet
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  wunderbred rules. :) : airrob
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    he really whips the llama's ass! : airrob
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      he can buttse.cx me any time! : airrob
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        ill even bring the lube! : airrob
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          he's wunderful! : airrob
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            i love to eat wunderbred! : airrob
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              wunder rocks the house! : airrob
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                wunder talks about games, masturbating and goatsecx! : airrob
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                  my little thread cracks wunder up! : airrob
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                    how'd you know!? : wunderbred
                    • yoo da man! :) : airrob
                  • or maybe its just me! : airrob
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  I woulda replied sooner, except I was trying to play UT with phil and ease, but I got stuck downloading : lurker^2
  • man I used to hate on QUake world having to wait and DL the maps on a 28.8 and just as the map DL's the ... : smdever
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  this is officially the first thread I've ever read on here that's brought tears of happiness to my eyes.... : wunderbred
  • no problem :) : filthysock
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    um...the shack really shouldn't be bringing tears of happiness to your eyes... seriously dude, if you : hawkeye
    • I have to agree with hawkeye. : GoofyBoy
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      If the real world was so great we wouldn't need the shack. : Chrono Trigga
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        dude, despite all the bad I've said, there are some serious advantages mainly chicks damn, I sound : hawkeye
        • yeah, I agree about the chicks. If I ever make a band, I will have a bunch of them in the back stage. he... : Cheesedog_3:16
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          Fuck women, they dont talk about games or masturbating or goatsecx, we can do that here. Everything in l... : Chrono Trigga
          • I really don't like to talk about computer stuff in real life when I'm not infront of mine. : jednet
          • my gf talks about games, masturbating and goatsecx :) : filthysock
          • Fuck women AGREED! :) they dont talk about games or masturbating or goatsecx some do :> : hawkeye
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            k...i'm hittin' the sack :( : Rebelgal
            • oh wait!!! Wunderbread rocks!!!!!!!! : Rebelgal
  • This is the 14'th thread I've masturbated to this week. : abrasion
• Comes out of lurking Wunderbred is one of the coolest guys on the shack. Bar none. Goes back i : project13
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  I love WUNDERBRED so much I'll give him my $7000 Transformer collection for freeeeeeee!!!!! :P : Nemo_NX
  • hahahaha : abrasion
  • Optimus Prime --> :pd: <-- wunderbred : wunderbred
• I like plain white bread toasted, does that count? : Anti_dentite
• wub : alacious
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  Chin up Wunder! I draw too and I know what's like it when people criticise your work :( Feedback from p... : ChowYunCat
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    LOOK! A FEMALE POSTER!! GET HER!!!! : PsYk0
    • Smithers, release the hounds! : abrasion
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      /me crawls back under her rock : ChowYunCat
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        Good move, all those sleazy desperate guys all trying innuendo and what not with you! Poor thing. ... : abrasion
        • ARRR! 'tis a life of a pirate! YO HO HO!! : PsYk0
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          touch my udders...feel the milk oh you bad boy mooo : SPAZER
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            Jesus, I didn't think my post would bring out this many ... of the "odd" shackers. : abrasion
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              pssst, I think you are one of the "odd" shackers... : Torias
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                I hope you are joking. I may post controvesial things, but if people think I'm odd in person I'd be sur : abrasion
                • the irrational loathing of penny-arcade for one! : Torias
• i say hoorj to that : sexninja!!!
• I wish he would just die. : Ratalon
• GO GO WUNDER! : drucifer

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• is it related to a penis muscle? hah : cygnus
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  2710 - Xbox vs. Gamecube Estimate DNF release date : Boogieman
  • release month, rather... : Boogieman
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  bord, funk.y ? : cygnus
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    that would indicate we actually had a choice... wasnt the case. :( : Steve Gibson
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      Is it just offline until fixed, or gone for a long time? I can't tell from reading Sander's posts. He... : Midshift
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        I sense there was some kind of falling out here and we're not hearing the whole story. Granted, we're no... : klerck
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          and you are! : Maarten Goldstein
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            Steve wanted a new shackpoll, and I came up with a great one! If you could make this an official shac... : lurker^2
            • Boxer Briefs! : klerck
            • Duct Tape. : DEINONYCHUS
            • how about Panties (and I'm a girl) Panties (and I'm a boy) a burlap sack : cot
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              Soiled Diaper! : Nullzero
              • A diaper made of asbestos! : klerck
            • My mom's maxi pads. : Boogieman
• are drugs bad? : Jerry C
• Pot or beer? or both? : xwer
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  inverted y-axis or normal : cygnus
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    only rtetartd use normal. : cpt_gloval
    • * A G R E E D * : kabex
• Shack Staffer You'd Most Like To Have Mad SeX0r With! : DEINONYCHUS
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  "The next MMORPG you plan on subscribing to:" : Nullzero
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    what sites you visit most? : Rebelgal
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      oops posted that in the wrong place : Rebelgal
      • asd;lkja;slkfjga; (again) : Nullzero
    • None, I like to be surprised when I see it's gone gold and on the shelves:P (and then buying it when it ... : Nullzero
• mirroring patches : cygnus
• favorite character account: marcus allen mike tyson keanu reeves fred neechee masturbating be... : pupismyname
• Who will win the Super Bowl? (and proceed to list all the teams). : Nullzero
• isn't this the "more news" week? Or are you going to wait until Friday for that (the "final thoughts"... : lurker^2
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  Favorite euphamism for masturbation! : cot
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    The list is very long. http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~dforsyth/mastrb8.htm : DEINONYCHUS
    • i think the star wars references are most disturbing... i mean, other than princess leia in the slave pi... : karl hungus
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  Discontinued Shack Feature You'd Most Like To See Return: 1: Suckage 2: If I Were King 3: If I Had ... : DEINONYCHUS
  • SUCKAGE! : Toraz Chryx
  • winnar. : logik?
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  What should Maarten do to get permanent residency in the US? -> Buy a forged green card from Fat To : cot
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    im gonna adopt him! : Steve Gibson
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      I will NOT make a joke about Crystal and breast feeding. I will NOT make a joke about Crystal and brea : DEINONYCHUS
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        That hasn't been nuked? sTeve must be in the bathroom or something! : DEINONYCHUS
        • If you wanna get nuked, bust out photoshop and put your idea into action. A picture's worth a thousand ... : cot
    • haha, there you go another option :) : cot
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    >:| Never should Maarten get near shugamom! She's too nice for that foul Euro-heathen! : Boogieman
    • Why, thank you, boogie. :) This is YOUR month. Boogieman rules October. : sHugamom
• Getting on with your life? Yes No, too soon. No, too lazy. : klerck
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  Bord or Funk.y : -TKF-
  • * A L R E A D Y P O S T ' D * : cygnus
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  Key config? * "WASD" * "Arrow Keys" * Numpad * Other : Torias
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    yay! http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2062231 ;D : lurker^2
    • heh, great minds! : Torias
• New poll topic, Klerck? good, bad, ugly : Ratalon
• Sniff j00 >:( 1. Yes 2. No 3. Okay 4. DNF is gonna 0wn : dognose

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  dave mustaine, although i havent met too many celebrities : Speed-
  • My Fiance 'sorta' works for Dave.. It's a small world 'n' stuff : Toraz Chryx
  • you sir, are my hero. mustaine = the man. : logik?
• eventually, it will be me : filthysock
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  Ed McMahon, hahah...obviously I haven't met that many...I met a couple of months ago, he was shopping in... : Rebelgal
  • HOO HAH, YES SIR, I WAS BUYING SEXY ITEMS FOR MY LADY FRIEND : Ed McMahon
• BOCEPHUS : klerck
• Mr T : xwer
• fran tarkenton. : pupismyname
• IRL? I dunno, but I 0wned Xian at TargetQuake3. :P : kabex
• Jenna Jameson in my dreams : fsck
• Billy Corgan : protoman
• I guess Axl and Slash from Guns N Roses. I cant think of anybody else famous I've met. : Degenerate
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  BRUCE CAMPBELL WINS! : Odoyle
  • Bruce Campbell is much cooler : Degenerate
• Ten Foot Pole ... the whole band. Met them when they played a show in ottawa, they were at barrymores f... : logik?
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  My celeb friends and acquaintances are too many to list. At a certain point, "celebrity" becomes subjec... : Odoyle
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    then just list 20! the most known person as number 1, and some perv story : -TKF-
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      Okay, but be warned, they're all in movies or music. Listed by "known-ness" and not "cool-ness" NAMEDRO : Odoyle
      • Dammit! Left off Ian McKaye and Guy Picciotto from Fugazi. Put them in there above Mr. Albini. : Odoyle
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        Kyle MacLaughlin aka Agent CPooper? YEH! cool dude! : -TKF-
        • Heh, yes. The Kwisatz Haderach. : Odoyle
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          damn good coffee! : baron calamity
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            BEST SHOW EVAR !!!!1 I SO wanted to bang Audrey : Phil
            • it's gonna hit DVD soon : -TKF-
• sTeve! : kenmis
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  Mike Patton and Steve Harris : Zoesch
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    Barney Greenwald of Napalm Death and Max Cavalera follow, they were pretty cool people : Zoesch
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      oh yea i forgot about that most of the guys from Pantera at a tity bar in mcallen, tx : nurall
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        I withdraw my props for dave mustaine and transfer them to you, pantera > megadeth : logik?
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          a friend of mine workd there as a bounce...he told me that they go there every time they play here....an... : nurall
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            I would've taken a chance to slap some taste into dimebag and make pantera stop sucking :[ : Zoesch
            • GASP! : logik?
          • thats badass! I'd love to *try* and drink with those guys, i'd prolly die tho. : logik?
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    Steve Harris = maximum ownage! : Odoyle
    • He's a very nice guy... we spent like 2 hours talking about music and football over some beers, and yeah... : Zoesch
• 2604 al gore or maybe i was drunk and it was a tree : nurall
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  Lemmy from Motorhead. He was drinking a Bud in a bar in L.A. : DanglingChad
  • WINNAR!!! : Degenerate
  • YOu win sir!!! : Zoesch
  • bud? NEVAR.. he was eating glas and drinking piss! : -TKF-
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  johnny Depp, alica silverstone, john candy, and a bunch of others but you said cool ones. oh and i've pl... : chillin
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    did he bust out his pocket-knife at any point in the match? : logik?
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      no, but he made the hockey stick out of a tooth pick, some gum and the directors sock. : chillin
      • good 'ol mcgyver, *sniff* damn I miss that show =) : logik?
      • nice delivery btw, I was waiting to see what you'd come up with and the toothpick/gumb combo is a classi... : logik?
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  i've interviewed a whole bunch of celebs, but never got a chance to actualy meet any of them. well, gam... : kenmis
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    heh, "gaming industry celebs". You say the name John Carmack to the average person, and they won't know ... : smax
    • exactly. i get all excited cuz levelord agreed to do an interview and only a few friends have any idea w... : kenmis
    • John Carmack? : MarksmanX
• Kevin Smith was cooler than I would have ever thought. Not egotistical at all, and very smart. : smax
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  boss hog from dukes of hazzard : gegtik
  • bahahahahaha : logik?
• Dave Crazy! : Ratalon
• Joey DeMaio from ManOWar. When Karl Logan was just joining the band, Joey came to a local bar to pick K... : xakmalice

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• Then maybe your ambition should be "to maintain my current lifestyle (or perhaps a better one) for an in... : Nullzero
• you aren't entitled to anything if you want to eat, have a roof over your head, be able to get that n... : cot
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  today i put a lot of thought into if i want to get a part time shit job or not whenever i think about... : ease_one
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    you want some reasons why a part time shit job is good? note: these do not apply to macdonalds. *... : Torias
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      but if i feel bad working the shit job then, well i feel bad : ease_one
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        yeah well, you still get the other benefits. : Torias
        • well yeah i would get the other benifits but is it worth it for me, right now i dont think so : ease_one
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        I've had a lot of shit jobs. I've unclogged sewers. I've been a reseraut dishwasher. I've sold comp... : DEINONYCHUS
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          But damnit, it's 40 hours of my week that I'm wasting and hating! : SlimJim
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            http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2062381 : cot
            • Easier said then done. I went a lot of years without a job. Looking for some great job I never found. ... : SlimJim
• Matrix`d. : Mr. Brutal Honesty
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  Okay. Let's drop you in a culture/time when a 9-5 job didn't exist. Would you magically get your foo... : DEINONYCHUS
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    you'd steal from the rich and give to the poor, like Mr. Moore! : lurker^2
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      Dudley Moore? : klerck
      • Mike Moore I think? : Jimbo Ro
    • "But we're sick of all these bloody lupins!" : DEINONYCHUS
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    An interesting point though: Anthropologists have determined that as recently as 2000 years ago and c... : Lunatic Angelic
    • so without tv or pcs what the hell did they do back then to pass the time? : ease_one
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      Yeah, and they never used to make you pee in a cup to keep that slave job, either. : DEINONYCHUS
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        Not talking slave jobs, talking standard fare agricultural societies and the rarer nomadic societies. I... : Lunatic Angelic
        • this is just a really assinine thread to read while in the middle of a long work day that promises to co... : karl hungus
• my life's ambitions: be happy. make others happy. that pretty much sums it up. : pupismyname
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  Seriously, though. I'm about to start working at a gas station. My previous jobs are Walmart and some gr... : Mr. Brutal Honesty
  • That was brutally honest. :) : GoofyBoy
• honestly, I'm just thankful to have a job to go to....so many of my friends have been laid off lately...... : Rebelgal
• you can't be expected to take control of your own life. so blame someone, sue them! : BadRespawn
• i actually enjoy my job when my workmates aren't pissing me off. That's life though, other people are bo... : filthysock
• get with the club : bamb
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  I couldn't agree more, I missed the "ambitious" boat completely. I'd like a countach. I'd like a c... : abrasion
  • and a small wang? : Raziel
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    Nothing is enough anymore; we know we want more, but we don't know what of. We want everything, but it's... : dissectional
    • So true. : Mr. Brutal Honesty
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      Well that's an excellent analysis but wtf is the "answer" plz? :) : abrasion
      • dunno. I keep on thinking that if I can find a job at an organisation that directly or indirectly helps ... : bamb
• What would you do if you had a million dollars? Two girls at once. ... what would you do? : Dante
• I'm the same way. However; when i'm at work, I act like all the other drones in my office. I simply sl... : Cosmicfool
• actually the thought that I'm living just to keep myself alive is pretty disturbing... I always thoug... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I used to know a guy, who was extremely smart, only a year or two older than me. He'd been through a... : disembodied potato
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    problem with happy is that others think your nuts :-) : ghost in my shell
    • Who gives a shit. I've really adopted this "who gives a shit" attitude of latley. Not to the extent im p... : disembodied potato
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    Fuck, that sounds exactly like me... : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • except for the smart part : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Yeah, thats mine too. I want to be happy. If someone gave me proof that giving up gaming would make me h... : baron calamity
    • same here. I even gave up gaming a while ago because I came to the conclusion it didn't make me happy at... : bamb
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    That used to be my goal in life, up until a few weeks ago that is. : Anti_dentite
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      WHAT HAPPEN?! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        I decided it was a futile goal. No one can ever be happy all the time, and when you are it doesn't last... : Anti_dentite
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          its probably because your clever. Clever smart people, are cursed with conscience and a sense of awa... : disembodied potato
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            Actually I am pretty depressed at the moment. Maybe because if I don't pass medical skool I have nothing... : MarksmanX
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              you shouldn't worry about it so much ...not passing med school is NOT the end of the world I mean try yo... : smdever
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                Well it's not that simple. It's reaching around that time that I should be getting married now. I don't ... : MarksmanX
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                  If i can give you any piece of advice it is this. NEVER EVER EVER compare what you have achieved or ... : disembodied potato
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                    Yeah but there is a thing called you're too fucking old. BECOME SOMETHING! I am just at that phase in li... : MarksmanX
                    • I mentioned a friend a while ago who was pretty depressed but enlightended me to a lot of things. No... : disembodied potato
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              but are your dumbass friends happy? And if they are, are they really wasting there time? The last 4 ... : disembodied potato
              • Yeah the summer everybody is having fun because of no classes. That's pretty normal for a young person.... : MarksmanX
          • I've often thought about that. My "depression" of sorts (although I'm not really depressed just... I do... : Anti_dentite
          • i'd like to think i'm reasonably clever... In a lot of things, I have two views / traits that are tot... : Torias
        • I'm sort of like that. There are things wrong with my life, but its stuff I can handle. : GoofyBoy
• Food, fuel, money, housing, and employment is all that my mind thinks about anymore. Please tell me y... : Odoyle
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  FUck that dude you need some dreams I want to help ppl and learn and go places ..even if its just to so... : smdever
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    Doing drugs will set a good example for your kids. : Mr. Brutal Honesty
    • well I won't do them when I have kids :) : smdever
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  My suggestion is to watch American Beauty and Citizen Kane then come back here and then we can talk. : GoofyBoy
  • Oh, if you are they type thats "I know my problem, I know what I need to do but I'm too lazy to get of... : GoofyBoy