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  You could just ask vantage for a copy of his script. : cot
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    does it do exactly that? : Gladiator
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      I dunno, I just know if you mention vantage, canada, jesus, bad metal, or a few other "keywords" he seem... : cot
      • BEHOLD THE ARMIES OF WAR DESCEND SCREAMING FROM THE HEAVENS! : firebone
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        the Vantage AI functionality is similar to that of Echelon, where certain keywords will trigger the acti... : sexninja!!!!
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          * debug complete * Huh!? buhsd? wuzzat? : Vantage
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            2115 - Dont tell me you always go through ER looking for all instances of "Vantage" :D : Boogieman
            • His cron job that parses ER looking for his "keywords" must have just kicked in. : cot
            • look down the bottom of the page. it has the comments search box : Torias
            • Ok :) : Vantage
            • I generally just use the comments search. : klerck
            • I do What??? : Zoesch
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        VANTAGE I AM CALLING YOU FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR CPU POWER! : indeego
        • WTF is this all about then eh? : Vantage
• just scroll to the bottom, type in your name, and then set the date! : sexninja!!!!
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  In IE just go up to the Edit menu, and then Find (on this page) and search. What's so hard? : Glop
  • Ctrl+F! : klerck
• I think I'd stop typing in green! JOY! : indeego

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  but only if its a microsoft mouse otherwise the system crashes : nurall
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    .... your kidding, right? :) please tell me your kidding : Toraz Chryx
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      i hope im jokeing : nurall
      • I don't have any PS2 mice other than MS Mice (ancient ballmices!) to 'test' that theory :) the Intell... : Toraz Chryx

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  Told you so :] : Zoesch
  • you did indeed :) i've been trying to switch around the mice fingers... share the burden :) : Torias
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  For god's sakes man delete that POS game and come back to the real world, before it's too late diablo... : abrasion
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    heh, I never tried diablo... I felt like something different... I'd tried the game at gaming lan cent... : Torias
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      highschool. hang on how old you be? I thought all .au shackers = 18+? : abrasion
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        i'm soon to be 21... my closest friends are still the ones i went to highschool with... about 3 re... : Torias
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          ahhhhhh ok :) i'm currently in an odd friend stage - new ones disapearing (g/f and her friends) and ... : abrasion
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            i went through an interesting 6 months recently... i was in a group of 10 friends from highschool... ... : Torias
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              yeah i have a LOT of friends who ... are REALLY high end aqauaintences and not "proper" friends... it... : abrasion
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                I'm rather short on acquantances too... but i don't mind having a small circle of friends, as long as... : Torias
                • mines totally massive. all my female friends i have either boned before. want to bone jokingly w... : abrasion
  • Why, the thought of a broken left mouse button is too much to bear? :] : Zoesch
• Excellent. However, go one weapons route or the other. Not both, as you'll need one to really kick ass l... : geedeck

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  so if i have cyber sex with a child on a chat room but all along i thought it was 40 year old bubba bait... : lacker
  • If you pretend to be Mary Olsen and the guy you chat to is arrested, can he sue for entrapment? : fen boi

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  *GOATSE.CX* is NOT worksafe : rookieone
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    You just found that out?? LOL! : Wolfanoz
    • na, i knew it (but i think my boss DOES NOT OMG !!!!! : rookieone

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• congrats and good luck!!!! push mutrhafucka, push! : lacker
• hey congratulations buddy!! Hope you don't enjoy sleep!!! : jasonepowell
• * K I D S 'D * : Wolfanoz
• as a father of 3 curtain climbers, i wish you well. and remember, her hormones are FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC... : Phil
• I hope it looks like me : Wolfanoz
• Congradulations. : GoofyBoy

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• However, I would have a group orgy with both Bush twins : Wolfanoz
• I reiterate my previous statement of NO COMMENT. heh : Do_Or_Die

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  BAHHAHA Detroit only scored 3 points!! Hahaha...ha.......heh......hehe......hmmm...*cough cough* Wha... : Do_Or_Die
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    yeah. I'm just gonna leave that alone. : jasonepowell
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      Wow, wasn't expecting that. I think my team's on track to be the worst in the league if the way they pla... : Do_Or_Die
      • should be lots of fun next sunday when they play the cowboys (6 points) : nurall
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        starting Jeff George was the beginning. Tony Banks can't run a team either, and Skins have one playma... : jasonepowell
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          yea, George is a Snyder mistake. I don't think Schottenheimer (sp?) wants him but is stuck with him and ... : Do_Or_Die
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            Well, if they keep playing as poorly as they looked, first choice will be theirs! The defense didn't : jasonepowell
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              which reminds me, isn't Cade McNown free??? : jasonepowell
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                yep..hope the cowboys get him or someoneelse : nurall
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                  the Cowboys should pick him up just so the Skins don't! Ryan Leaf, to DC you go!! : jasonepowell
                  • Fuck that, Leaf's career is long over, even moreso now that he failed a physical! I don't think it'll ma... : Do_Or_Die
                  • he failed the pyshical at dallas : nurall
            • Wheres Jay Schoreder when you need him? : Wolfanoz

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  You want limitless burning restrictions...use Win2K : Wolfanoz
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    yea. i am using win2k i'm just thinking of trying winXP : silversurfer
    • Nah...XP is for teh retards who like the fancy colors and bubble-effect bullshit that Microsoft likes to... : Wolfanoz
• I'm not sure about easy cd, but nero works and i think cdrwin works to. The might be a problem with pro... : stiki figgaz

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  Access will soon be blocked to this site due to "innapropriate language" like mine was. Enjoy it while ... : Wolfanoz
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    yeah, but i ptobbl wont hang around hre much hile i`m working, even though it`s *only* a summer job in t... : rookieone
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      Set up the Goatse as a screensaver : Wolfanoz
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        nay, i dont have a proggie to do screensavers, but i can access the up-to-date stockmarket values. !!NOT... : rookieone
        • Yeah, its about to crash anyway...useless : Wolfanoz
    • btw ptobbl == probably : rookieone

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• :( how in the hell does that work? : Naim
• That is the biggest oxymoron I've ever heard : Wolfanoz

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  /me dives behind wall : fen boi
  • Youve been watching Band of Brothers havent you? : Wolfanoz
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  No offense, but I think that's the silliest thing I've heard all week. And I've walked by quite a few dr... : zerologik
  • j00 KILLED JIMMY HOFFA!!! GET HIM! : Wolfanoz
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    you obviously don't hang around the shack much. ;-) : jasonepowell
    • Ive been around....so much that I have my personal gaping anus : Wolfanoz

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  /gets mental image of a vagina talking "Hey, your looking great, have you lost weight?" : Toraz Chryx
  • hehehe ;l : Gladiator
  • Hey...fat vag's are teh best!!!!! : Wolfanoz
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  fried poon on a stick? I bet the japanese would come out with this first : ultramega
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    Mmmmmmmmmmm FRIIIEEED POOOOON - HJS : Wolfanoz
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      I'm thinking lightly battered szechuan style. Might be nice and juicy or you could get that grease reall... : ultramega
      • szechuan shrimp...pussay...almost taste/smell the same : Wolfanoz

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  I have EXTREMELY sensitive "computer dork" skin. I get sunburnt BADLY in 2 hours, I get LUDICROUSLY (... : abrasion
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    chamnpagne? who the hell do youthink you are? :) : Gladiator
    • Liz Taylor? : Paranoid Android
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      dude i don't care if it's a girly drink it tastes fine to me and gets me pissed i drank a bottle in 6... : abrasion
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        I didn't say it was a girly drink, just seems kinda pretentious to be drinking champagne by yourself. : Gladiator
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          I'm drinking JD bymself right now what's the difference? :) It's to help me get over the pain - I can... : abrasion
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            heh, I neve burn, I just get a healthy brown tan :) : Gladiator
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              you are a black guy? : ultramega
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                good god no! : Gladiator
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                  actually a tan is not healthy for you at all. Its just an indicator of how much damage has been done to ... : ultramega
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                    is there any correlation between skin burning rather than tanning and skin cancer? : Gladiator
                    • when you tan or burn you still destroy skin cells very rapidly even with sunscreen. A sunscreen is good ... : ultramega
  • That sucks man. I have a friend like that. Gets burnt beyond belief in 2 hours. I was out on the lake fo... : Degenerate
• Cant be worse than a woman fucking you over...right braze? : Wolfanoz

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• and can you make it auto "downsample" the music to be streamable over 56k? : abrasion
• it's very hard .. go to the shoutcast site and follow the directions and stuff. :) : squint0r

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  If I was in that war and I flew a plane I would put little anime characecters on the side for each one : Gladiator
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    x_x ? : lurker^2
    • yes that is much better. : Gladiator
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  war is a bloody affair. you got off easy : ultramega
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    Yep. That's what's great about dreams. You can be a world hero without putting yourself at risk. : Do_Or_Die
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      Its been a while since I had a good dream. Usually I just get chased around by the wolfman. : ultramega
      • 90% of the time I don't even remember having any dreams. And usually the ones I do remember are just wei... : Do_Or_Die
      • When I was in 5th grade, there was a period of a month where I had a really fucked up nightmare ever... : freak!
• i watched CastAway before going to bed one night.. my dream was a continuation of the ending :P : sikander

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  hey dad, stfu. : logik?
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    YOU'RE A FUCKING SLACKER YOUNG MAN, GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND PAINT THE SHED. : Gladiator
    • but dad, we don't have a shed... we live in a loft? : logik?
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  QUIT FUCKING MY MOM! : lurker^2
  • You know, I was wondering why she was so loose....your cranium must be gigantor! : Wolfanoz
• How about CLEAN YOUR ROOM OR MR. GOATSE WILL BE PAYING j00 A VISIT! : Wolfanoz
• he should introduce you to the TOSSED SALAD MAN : ultramega

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  Spending more money than you should on those transvestite hookers, eh? : Wolfanoz
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    More like I was worried that I'd have to borrow money from parents to buy the rest of my books. But... : freak!
    • Yeah they do toss a salad quite while I may add! : Wolfanoz

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  if you like astral projection, give Infected Mushroom a listen... In particular, their "Classical Mushro... : logik?
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    yes well - ...mmmmmmm i had some. i nuked it because it didn't comply with CDDB rules. : abrasion
    • but yes it is good stuff : abrasion
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    Indeed. Infected Mushroom owns.. They and Astral are the two best goa trance outfits as far as I'm con... : Vantage
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      astral verges on other types of music (the speed is quite fast for trance) still good though som : abrasion
      • it's Goa/Psychadelic Trance, which is very fast. : Vantage
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        Dude... you are maximum strange in the head when it comes to MP3s. ;) : Vantage
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          I admit I don't know my genre's too well, I just know what I like. I'll have to find what I would d... : abrasion
          • No, I'm talking about your deleting files because cddb doesn't recognize them as crc accurate when burnt... : Vantage
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      i think i'm looking for something in techno besides goa....b/c i consider astral about medium with respe... : Paranoid Android
      • You want something that's faster than Astral? : Vantage

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• No....PUNCH YUORSELF IN TEH FACE AGAIN : Wolfanoz

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• 'allo. /me trudges around chemicals. yay for dumb student jobs! : Paranoid Android
• we have our pointless meeting every Tuesday. Makes me want to call in every Tuesday. : Degenerate

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  I'm about to (in < 2 months hopefully) and I graduated from college last spring. No, I will NOT be regre... : Do_Or_Die
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    roommates or alone? : Gladiator
    • alone at first (college friends are traveling/doing grad school) but after my first year lease is up I m... : Do_Or_Die
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  moved out @ 18 -> 19 years old due to dad moving overseas. dad = SUPER cool DRASTICALLY wish I could ... : abrasion
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    yeah thata whats holding be back, if I do move out il be working alot, and most of that money will be ju... : Gladiator
    • trust me - work a lot and DON'T see your parents due to the work at home - buy a house, don't rent one l... : abrasion
    • It's always gonna be like that though. As long as you don't let it go to your head and keep track of you... : Do_Or_Die

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  Sounds like bloated .htm files to me... or a copy of 50 large novels... : PantherX
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    old version of my private site.. www.angelfire.com/ab3/nobody/me.html go all the way to bottom, 'go ho... : kaber
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      WTF is it 40MB? : PantherX
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        take a look at www.angelfire.com/ab3/nobody/temp ;) and the ppt on the xbox is kidna of big all t... : kaber
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          uhhhh wtf? : Vis Inack
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            the jpeg's add up ;) : kaber
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              but their purpose eludes me : Vis Inack
              • eludes me to ;) just scratch spaces to show peeps what's up... rendering methods, b0rken problems, mac... : kaber
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              40 megs of jpg's and no porn! come on dude! : The_Ruiner
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                lol. the closest thing to pr0n is my xbox.ppt ;) http://www.angelfire.com/ab3/nobody/xbox.ppt OMG, ... : kaber
                • 2120 - OK Bye. : Boogieman
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  #2050 - Uh, if you're kinda near Pasadena you can come by, I guess. : Boogieman
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    thanks, .. but pasedna is kinda of far for me. : kaber
    • 2071 - Well then you = fucked. :D : Boogieman
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  Asking someone over the internet if you can come by their house and use their fat pipe is probably not t... : cot
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    hmm. reminds me, need to buy kernelcrash.com tired of this vertexabuse.cjb.net i hope i can get 2... : kaber
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      #2084 - Well, if you're not coming by then I guess I'm gonna try to get to sleep. For like the 4th time t... : Boogieman
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        You mean rather than waiting behind the front door with a baseball bat? : cot
        • 2098 - He doesn't know where I live... yet. : Boogieman
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  40mb isn't much.. 3 hours on dialup i think.. : TwiLyght
  • about an hour and 45 minutes on _good_ dialup : Toraz Chryx

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  the name "ghost view" comes to me... not sure ... that lets you view post script files i think... ... : Torias
  • I'm running it now, but it only exports to eps, epi or ps format. I suppose I could save it to the clipb... : fen boi

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  are they paying you acceptable amounts of money? : Torias
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    we offered 2 weeks free support for "silly little things" after the job - just to settle in. other prob : abrasion
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      what about public transport? doesn't melbourne have some kind of state of the art tram network? *c... : Torias
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        i don't know i live in the fucking suburbs you have to .... be around PEOPLE - not just one or 2, but... : abrasion
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          :/ I live about a 45 minute bus ride from work in the sydney cbd... the bus costs $11.20 per day..... : Torias
          • I detest christmas, so does dad - THANK FUCKING JESUS I'M SINGLE. NO christmas for ANYONE - I'll be s... : abrasion
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      with all the parking / petrol and train trips you can probably deduct another 50$ plus the HOURS we C... : abrasion
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        thats almost as bad as being the one your family constantly calls when something breaks. Oh, he knows c : logik?
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          Yeah this one is like "national does not work" but no error message at ALLLLLLL grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... : abrasion
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            heh, you need to slip in a "no work before noon" clause in your contracts. =) : logik?
            • Yes well it's my first contract : abrasion

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• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?dflat=1111 : lurker^2

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  i hope they win. : abrasion
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    yeah, basically, they're suing Intel for producing the i845 without first licensing the infamous S3 pate... : the archvile
    • Some morons keep saying "wow intel is taking a beating" when intel conversations come up - these people ... : abrasion

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  colorful Easter candy GUI! ^_^ : andromeda
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    <Angry Mom>Little Girl!!! What are you doing up at this hour?</Angry Mom> : Zoesch
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      I got up two hours ago actually. ^_^ : andromeda
      • <Annoyed Dad>Little Girl! WTF are you doing up so early!!!</Annoyed Dad> : Zoesch
    • She's crazy as a *twitch* loon! : Vantage
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  What are people running for nVidia drivers in XP? I thought my Win2K-1470 would work, but XP refuses to... : kaibosh
  • I'm using 12.41 (XP gave me the usual THESE AREN'T DIGITALLY SIGNED!!! RAAAR!!! garbage but they install... : andromeda
  • That's because it's shitl. : abrasion
• World Domination : -TKF-

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• Do a search on Google for anonymous proxies. A lot of them work pretty well. (save that Steve might h... : DEINONYCHUS
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  Why did they ban it? too many hits? : abrasion
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    The firewall states: "This website is banned: Extreme/obscene." : firemaster
    • I AM THIS CLOSE TO}r RAPING YOU! : ease_one
    • That's my fault. Sorry. :( : babe hunt
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      the shack is banned at my workplace as well. Good thing actually... : andromeda
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        It would have been banned at my last job, but I was the guy running the firewall. :) : DEINONYCHUS
        • Haaaaa... fucked them up eh ? :) : firemaster
• www.safeweb.com : Raziel
• *Cue Crass* Banned from the workplace, OK! : Zoesch
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  shacknews is banned at my place also. Wasn't banned until i started visiting everyday. ugh. : carlcmc
  • thats gay :( i slapped 30mbs worth a day at my workplace : abrasion

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  I am Annihilation Incarnate. : Vantage
  • would you prefer Pain Station's "One Fine Day"? Or the Chiffons' "One Fine Day"? Or the soundtrack to : lurker^2
• there is? Where?!?! : the archvile