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• Oh shit. : Squirrely
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  goddamnt the fuckin US gov't is for sale, and it's getting worse and worse. Fuck it I'm gonna go buy so... : judge
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    get some for me too. And dont forget to stock plenty of beef jerky and pr0n in the bunker. : Degenerate
    • yeah and I'm gonna join a militia and shit : judge
    • whoa I better buy that sniper rifle I've been saving up for... : Bob Jones
    • hahaha I will have the SSBOD! : judge
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    I'm glad I live in canada, we have a bit of time before your army marches in here : Anti_dentite
    • Ya, you just mind your own socialist selves. : joejoe55
    • You know the US just keeps Canada around for their natural resources like lumber and mediocre comedy. : Bob Jones
    • Yeah you have what? Maybe 10 minutes? Till a full invasion is deployed? HAHAHAHA!! : MarksmanX
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      Yeah, but once we do... It'll take all of 15 minutes to overrun your whole country. : Lunatic Angelic
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        over-cockiness will one day lead to USA's destruction... I feel it. : jerkinisnice
        • If the US continues to put more blackop projects in the book, we will have more nifty ways of killing yo... : MarksmanX
  • We already got guns here in WestVirginia...mwahahahahaha (M1-Carbines kick @$$). : Vorlonesque
• evil will always triumph because good is dumb. o_O;; : andromeda
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  GW better not let that one get through, in any form. : 4-port usb hub
  • this is the type of law he will probably let through, but hell if we pass any environmental standards la... : judge
• In the long history of bad ideas, this makes John Adams's "Alien & Sedition Act" look like a slight mix-... : Vorlonesque

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• Uhm yeah, my dick has teeth and antlers and talks...does yours? : Vorlonesque

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  WEGA has everything you will ever need. Love the WEGA. and get me one while you're out, kthxggbye : Deathlove
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    Does a WEGA have what I need to use this? http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=801259 : mirage
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      heh. I get a cookie error. Can't visit the site. : Topaz
      • Doh, try this: http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/categories/products/product.asp?pf_id=209496 : mirage
• From what I've heard the WEGA is a trinitron tube...my monitor is trinitron based and is really nice; so... : Vorlonesque

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  evil mother fucker. if you're going to pay for a movie, it has to be Jay and Silent Bob. : jerkinisnice
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    yeah upping movies likes "she's all that" is okay but jay and silent bob are too cool to be ripped off ... : Bob Jones
    • Ive already watched it in the theatre twice ;) : Squirrely
  • I've seen the movie several times in the theater =) but I want a copy for home too... : TheTick
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  I fuckin hate VCD, why do people all use VCD over divx..guess so they can burn and watch in their home d... : judge
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    because with pre dvd rips it doesnt really matter because the quality isnt so great...but this vcd is fu... : TheTick
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      now I just have to figure out how to watch it. :/ : Degenerate
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        do you have a home DVD player that supports VCD? : judge
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          dont know if it does or not. Lemme find the specs. : Degenerate
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            doesnt look like it. :( http://www.sel.sony.com/SEL/consumer/ss5/home/dvd/dvd/dvp-s360_specs.shtml : Degenerate
            • it says it supports VCD :oP most dvd players will play them...if not get some dvd software for window... : TheTick
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              Plays Video CD = VCD you are kosher : judge
              • I re-read after I posted that and put 2 and 2 together. I'm a moron. :) : Degenerate
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          otherwise to play on your computer, just go into the cd, find the big file, be a *.dat file, and just ri... : judge
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            Do you need a special codec because mine aint workin : Squirrely
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              works for me :oP its just an mpeg1 file...ive never ever had a problem opening one unless its an svcd : TheTick
              • Um.......hm......... : Squirrely
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              woah, hmm you shouldn't really. You are selecting the xxx.dat file to play? (not the whole bin/cue) us... : judge
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                not divx...its mpeg...the support should be built into media player : TheTick
                • The dat files I see are named AVSEQ01.DAT and AVSEQ02.DAT for the first one and AVSEQ01.DAT for the seco... : Squirrely
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  *cough* login? *cough* : Topaz
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=wazootyman : Degenerate

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• Its up nutsaque : 4-port usb hub

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• Erm, Andy that is : 4-port usb hub

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• I saw Goodfellas last night at the theater, (gotta love film fests) and so it was like 2:30 when I got h... : PantherX

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• HAHAHAHAHAHa nice one...thats a fucking classic : TheTick

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• Its been dead for a couple days now. Hopefully somebody will set up one again. R.I.P. SSDCHOD /p... : Degenerate

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  HAPPY BURFDAY : jo-papa
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    thanks.. what'd you get me fucker? : Naim
    • A BIG OL' STRETCHED ANUS! : jo-papa
    • A nice 15 year old bottle of whiskey! : Zoesch
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      A nubile 15 year old ! : Midshift
      • *SMACK* : jo-papa
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      your very own 15 year old asian girl (mugged and gaged directly from japan!) : Ratalon
      • *sniff* I LOVE YOU GUYS : Naim
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  You're one old fuck now! : MarksmanX
  • i'm just hitting my prime baby! oh yeah! : Naim
• Monday is my birthday :) : ZeBFFd00d
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  http://www.freewebcards.com/cgi-bin/magiccard.cgi?0808203469913 : drucifer
  • >:D : drucifer
  • AHHAAHAHHAHAHA : Naim
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  Haaaappy Burfday! =D Make sure to run around to all the restruants you can for tasty free desserts! : zerologik
  • muwahahahaa.. or maybe i'll just walk around all the people outside my dorm for the huge tailgating part... : Naim
• happy bday vietnaim!! : mad-d00d
• Fucking happy birthday to you, pal! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Happy Birthday. : The_Janitor
• Happy bday. Which one and whatcha gonna do for it? : geedeck
• Happy BigBerthaday! : 4-port usb hub

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  HUSH YOUR MOUTH as we know Steve is busy with his... : The_Janitor
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    she drugged them all!! : lurker^2
    • With drugs or feminine charm? *nudge nudge* : The_Janitor
    • I bet Steve bank account is 0 right now! hehehe :) : MarksmanX

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  I just woke up, so I don't really understand a lot of things right now, but I sure as fuckin' hell don't... : Eloosive
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    http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1937915 : Degenerate
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      fuck :( : lurker^2
      • why fuck? : Degenerate
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      Well, that explains that. Now someone explain why first post/etc hasn't been put up yet. Then I shall on... : Eloosive
      • They're having hot man sex! Let them enjoy it! : MarksmanX
      • Steve and Maarten are still having homose.cx : Degenerate
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  Thunderstorm warning eh? : MarksmanX
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    Heat advisory actually. The chicks will just be sweating more. =) : Lunatic Angelic
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      You mean the beached whales? Oh I bet! :) : MarksmanX
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        Actually, there seems to be a replenishment in chicks that are insecure about their looks. I see this a : Lunatic Angelic
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          Hey if you go to the gym that doesn't mean you're ugly! Well atleast you can look and touch. I can't! No : MarksmanX
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            If you are younger than 25, do NOT get married under any circumstance. The girls haven't matured enough : Lunatic Angelic
            • Actually I am :) But I'm getting there to 25 :( I am in no hurry for marriage until I complete all my sk... : MarksmanX
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  where do you work? http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1937915 : lurker^2
  • Family owned pool business. I quit network engie stuff as this gives me more flexibility to finish up s... : Lunatic Angelic

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  Steve and crew decided to post every news story (including Evening Reading) in one go. We've been ver... : lurker^2
  • Cool, chattin' it up on the ole' chat box I see. I kind of like it that way, I didn't miss anything ... : The_Janitor

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• it says page Not Found for me : curtisp
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  remove the "f" i guess would help : curtisp
  • add a 1 to the end http://standard.football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1 : emocore
• ok i'm in : curtisp

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• hell yeah! : ILF
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  time to install the curse of monkey island.. : TwiLyght
  • Elaine, i'll save you! Look behind you, a three headed monkey!!! : Guybrush Threepwood
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  I want my 1D infinitely small point gaming back. : drucifer
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    A point isn't 1-d, a line is. I was advocating a 1-d pong game a while back ________   Ã... : cot
    • now that is... FUN. : Naim
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  I love 2D games. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night r0x0rs my b0x0rs. Never played your game though. : geedeck
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    Look for the Curse of Monkey Island in a discount bin. That game is teh hilariouse : The_Janitor
    • yep. very good game.. and even though the 4th one was 3d it was still good. i liked the 2d ones bette... : Naim
• Hell yeah. I'd like a well done 2d game instead of a half-assed 3d games thats only 3d for the sake o... : Ulkesh
• You are the MAN!!! Monkey Island 4 eva BIOTCHS : Naim
• YOu fight like a cow! : Zoesch
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  What about a 3d game but played like a 2D game. : Ratalon
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    target quake, basically? : Paranoid Android
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      or the metroid 3d project for q3 : elosorojo
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        ?? Link please? : Kiwi Man
        • http://www.planetquake.com/metroid3d/old/index.shtm ? : lurker^2
    • I was thinking more like a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night but the models would be 3d and stuff but o... : Ratalon
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  Gunstar Heroes, best 2d action game ever! : Bob Jones
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    Very tasty! : geedeck
    • did you ever beat it? Game is fuckin hard. : Bob Jones

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• OMG WRONG POSTED! : mp7rox

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• you mean sander? He's probably hungover on tequila and struggling to get out from under an overweight o... : Bob Jones

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  isoextractor : Brandino
  • Linkage? : Squirrely
• you can mount a bin/cue iso / clonecd with Virtual Daemon www.daemon-tools.com if you want the full ef... : judge

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• I'm using IE2. : andromeda
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  I am on 5.5 : Ratalon
  • make that 5.0 : Ratalon
• 5.5 here... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Well 6.0 came with XP :) : MarksmanX
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  What's "IE"? : anon@netscape.com
  • Oh I'm surprised that you haven't heard of it! That's the browswer that is destroying netscape! :) : MarksmanX
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  i'm using opera. all the pages look like crap and it barely supports anything, but it's .6 seconds faste... : jerkinisnice
  • hahaha : andromeda

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• take a wild guess.. : Ratalon
• You could say that. : 4-port usb hub
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1938176 : MarksmanX
• One early FP = One very late FP : -TKF-

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  It's only been two weeks when you were last here! : MarksmanX
  • man, a lot of things can happen in two weeks... :) : Mad Brahmin Disease

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• hahaha. I will!! : Degenerate
• I have the means not the contract : Ratalon

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  I'm crossing my fingers for Michigan. I was at the Miami Ohio vs. MI game last weekend, and Mich's was n... : zerologik
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    I don't think anyone is picking MI to win even though they are ranked higher. Not suprising though consi... : Degenerate
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      Don't worry! Michigan will pull it off :) : MarksmanX
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        LIES. : Naim
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          He speaks the truth non-believer!! : Degenerate
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            Shall we punish this heretic? : MarksmanX
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              We could tie him up and let Madgrad have his way with him if he wasnt banned. >:( What do you suggest? T... : Degenerate
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                man, that's HARSH! :/ : Naim
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                  we wouldnt really give you to Madgrad. :) : Degenerate
                  • okay thanks *whew* : Naim
              • Lets go! I graduated from Michigan, I know a spot where we can throw him right in the center where he wo... : MarksmanX
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          You state losers are all the same! : MarksmanX
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            you won't be saying that when we beat.... CMU!!!!!! : Naim
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              Well yeah, most likely. Is that game being played here at CMU or MSU? : Ninja Techno
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                MSU. : Naim
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                  alright, cool. I essentially live right across from the stadium, so the dorm goes quite nutty whenever t... : Ninja Techno
                  • agreed. the tailgating party goes from the stadium to my dorm. i'm in the southern west part of campus b... : Naim
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              Who is CMU? Carnegie Mellon? : Squirrely
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                central michigan : Naim
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                  heh, i dont know who is worse at footbal, central mich or carnegie mellon :P : elosorojo
                  • tough one ;) : Naim
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                    Does CMU even do football? : Squirrely
                    • division 3 i think. a friend of mine who goes here got an offer from them to play football. he turned it... : elosorojo
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              You sure theyre gonna be able to pull that one off? : Degenerate
              • STFU ;) we'll RAPE 'EM! : Naim
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      Washington's crowd is supposed to hurt Michigan's chances of winning too. I think Michigan can pull it... : zerologik
      • Well Washington is in the same posistion this week that Michigan was in last week. They have a new offen... : Degenerate
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  it should be a good game. just hope they have their minds focused unlike last week : elosorojo
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    they better or they be screwed >:( : Degenerate
    • yeah pretty much. : elosorojo

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• have fun : Degenerate

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• CONFORM!!! : MeenMunky
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  Convert to IE 6.0 my brother! Your netscape is nothing compaired to the power of the MS GOD(s)! : MarksmanX
  • thats what I'm saying.. I use IE : Brandino
• HERE LIES YOUR ANSWER http://www.microsoft.com : freak!
• as a web developer, I feel your pain. : Deathlove
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  Lies fag. Opera works perfectly : Badm0nkey
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    *laugh* if only you could see how bad my new page looks on it : Brandino
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      link? : Dante
      • no. : Brandino
• FARK!! Opera doesnt support flowover text.. ala http://www.deviantart.com : Brandino

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  where do you work? : Naim
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    jiffy lube : jo-papa
    • I don't think I could do that job very well, but sure! : lurker^2
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      I don't know anything about cars. But I can tell people it will take about 10-20 minutes, (with a 45 min... : Ratalon
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        HA! I go straight to the dealer and they have it done under 30 minutes! : MarksmanX
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          that's where I'd go if I didn't do my own. some of the fucktards I work with end up crossthreading the d... : jo-papa
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            Costwise the dealer is cheaper than getting 8 mobil 1 synthetic and a fram double guard oil filter. Plus... : MarksmanX
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              alot of times it is altho there is the "Gumout Engine Flush" that we do which is pretty cool pour ... : jo-papa
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                It's useless if you use synthetic :( Plus I use that wonderful prolong engine treatment :) : MarksmanX
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                  even synthetic oil gets old and crappy after a while the engine flush is recommended only once a year... : jo-papa
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                    We have a murry autostore here. I assume the dealer would do it once a year, part of my warranty and stu... : MarksmanX
                    • ask 'em about it. I know the shit we use is only sold to professionals (and jiffy lube CAN'T be the ONLY... : jo-papa
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                  Synthetic is useless if you have an older engine. From what I understand, blowby in an older engine dir... : cot
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                    I have a 2000 LS1 Engine :) : MarksmanX
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                      Yeah, I know you have a recent car, but most people don't. :P : cot
                      • You know I always wanted to put synthetic in that old 96 4-Runner I have here. But the dealer told me co... : MarksmanX
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                        COT! Are you doing anything today? :D : lurker^2
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                          Unfortunately I think I am :( school is in, got homework to do i think ppl might be coming over to... : cot
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                            :((((( : lurker^2
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                              yeah, sucks, id love to play some coop but my time is short : cot
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                                maybe some other time? :( : lurker^2
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                                  yes, definitely. so you wrote some of the coop mod for q1? I didn't know you could program. : cot
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                                    I can, but very little and very poorly :D But if people are posting things like 10 PRINT "HELLO WO... : lurker^2
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                                      false modesty! :) : Paranoid Android
                                      • I don't think so. There are lots of people (even a fair number on the Shack) that can have an idea in : lurker^2
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  they must be leet since they have to get their oil changed : elosorojo
  • no no no, I didn't mean "mentally" l337 ;-) : jo-papa
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  8bux sux. I would hope to earn more than that working on a car. Is there any ASE certification involved ... : ultramega
  • just drain n' fill fuck, if I had an ASE cert I'd be makin 25 bux an hour as a mechanic at the local ... : jo-papa

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• i haven't seen him on ICQ but he could jsut be not using it. : Paranoid Android
• he's still banned. :( : Degenerate
• I saw him post once or twice since an indian incident. : lurker^2

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• what a wonderful present that would be for me.... : Naim

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• nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo : Naim
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  That's kind of like what I've said to people who were saying you're gay if you'd give yourself head if y... : cot
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    Get a girl to do it and you won't be gay! : MarksmanX
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      Yeah, cause everyone knows that all guys that have girlfriends or wives don't masturbate... heh : cot
      • :) : MarksmanX
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  I JUST MEASURED MY PENIF!! : OverBurN
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    I measured mine one time and got seven inches (long). I measured it again and got six inches. Weir... : lurker^2
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      You're not having sex with a woman. Her juices streathen and extend your penis a good inch if done prope... : MarksmanX
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        streathen? Is that a medical term? : accused
        • errr YEAH!! :) : MarksmanX
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      Depending on how turned on you are the length varies. Mine is between 6.5 and 7.5 Go for a month with... : Badm0nkey
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        my penif is anywhere from 9-10.5 inches : OverBurN
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          quit measuring from the anuf >:( : lurker^2
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            no lies and measured from the base of the penif : OverBurN
            • I think you need to change careers then. :( : lurker^2
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            It's ok I beat all you guys! Thus thanks to my superior half Italian gene! : MarksmanX
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              you have > 10.5 inches?? got pics? hehhehehehe : OverBurN
              • Yes it's true! We sometimes make black men cry! Yes I got pics! How do you think I attract those fat ugl : MarksmanX
            • ah yes! i have this italian gene as well! the women LOVE IT! : Naim

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  HOORJ! lemme check mine now :D : OverBurN
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    only 12 :( : OverBurN
    • /taunts OverBurn : Degenerate
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  ohh my turn!! : Ratalon
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    4 new all cookies double click, admonitor, flycast, and value click. better not be getting these from : Ratalon
    • you must run it regularly. I always forget. :( : Degenerate
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  where do i get this computer detective software from THE NEGAVERSE!? : Naim
  • http://www.lavasoftusa.com : Degenerate
• All mine found were cookies. Big woop. : Topaz