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  it probably is * BO BO S H O P P E D * : tomservo
  • yeah maybe rofl. it's like he's in constipation ahah http://www.notworksafe.com/pics/funny/SUPERMAN.... : kaber
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  NWS? : fsck
  • Nice with Sugar : anonimo
• haha thats well done. : abrasion
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  http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~kluckie/holiday/smg-me-zoom.jpg at universal studios hollyw00d : Matthew Luckie
  • OMG! You could've, like, knocked her over asked for her number and stuff! : lurker^2
  • j00 crazy Kiwi j00! :] : Zoesch

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  NOT. Funk.y will be disabled temporarily in a moment. : Sander Pilon
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    YOU ARE A BAD MAN! : lurker^2
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      We want to test this thing out, why is it so hard to cooperate? : Sander Pilon
      • Yes! : Ulkesh
      • it's not too hard, I just like having all of the options laid out and available ;) : lurker^2
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?comments=x , where x is the News ID number (like 15853 is http://www.sha... : lurker^2

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• it's called an "orgasm" : kenmis

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  Sander is mean :( : lurker^2
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    Today = bord testing day. Wassup explaining it all in a few minutes. : Sander Pilon
    • alrighty then : drucifer

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  you're not up at this time often, are you? :) : lurker^2
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    Well, in fact I am. I'm at work at the moment (being swedish as I am), but I usually just lurk around. : Tissen
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      what a coincidence! I do that, too! ;) I lurk for hours straight and barely post sometimes :( : lurker^2
      • I could never hve guessed that from your name! and from the number of posts you have made : Tissen

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  SPOILER You only have eight different 'good' combinations for the machine. Seven of them you can find... : Tissen
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    i think i still have some of those journals, let me check : kenmis
    • Check your Shack msg. BTW, that msg could be considered a spoiler. : Tissen
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  yes, there are... the other guy pretty much answered it... I tried to get a group to help me exhau... : Torias
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    I'm haveing trouble in the last fight with 'The End Boss'. I have cut off the 2:nd 'pool', but all the m... : Tissen
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      ignore the summons, hack the shit out of the final boss. ummmm, energy discs are a good spell fo... : Torias
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        Yep, it's the time where the boss teleports away and leaves you with all those shadows. B*tch! Thanks... : Tissen
        • yeah.. i think you can select different spells before you try to rememerise... i wouldn't bother m... : Torias
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      well here's what I did. First time she's fairly easy (compared to 2nd and 3rd). Don't waste any good... : Anti_dentite
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        Impressive. Thanks for the tips. I think I'll have to go back to the savegame where I'm still in 'Bha... : Tissen
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          did you finish it yet? : Torias
          • Nope, still at work. I'm on GMT+1 here in Sweden. : Tissen

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• I was thinking that the penis is mightier than both the FEN and the sword. : logik?
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  http://www.penismightier.com : Tissen
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    lies! : logik?
    • D'oh! I have always read that as Penis-Mightier, not Pen-Is-Mightier... : Tissen

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  I think the only one I like is The Muppet Show. : andromeda
  • i heard that one might have been scripted : kenmis

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• Yeah I just saw her on CNN (here in Holland) : scion
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  Look closely at her chin. : abrasion
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    Could that be cum? : Tissen
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      I could've sworn she swallowed that day. : abrasion
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        Probably spat it out when you weren't looking. : Tissen
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          If she spat it on your couch / blanket or something you could prolly sell that for some nice cash. : logik?
          • I can see the headlines now, while daddy was out taking care of the intern, his daughter was at home bei : logik?
• Holy SHITE. Unfability factor 10! : Phearsome

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  i thought I'd missed them! excellent! : Torias
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    nope, I was just slow :) : timmie
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      :) he's cute! : Torias
      • he was about 4-5 weeks in those pictures... : timmie
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  he kind of reminds me of my roommate's kitty, boomer: home.mindspring.com/~acidl/boomer.JPG though... : paper chase guy
  • pretty close... His eyes are about that color now. : timmie
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  and if that's you in that first pic, you remind me of Norm! (well, that small part of your face that is ... : paper chase guy
  • yes, that's me... : timmie
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  OMG, TIMMIE IS WARREN SPECTRE! : Poor Yurik
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    NO, HE'S NORM FROM THIS OLD HOUSE, DAMMIT! BUILD ME A SPICE RACK!! : paper chase guy
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      Norm Abrams? He was also on New Yankee Workshop, I believe. : lurker^2
      • yeah, that's where that spice rack comment came from :) he would build some cool shit, but who else i... : paper chase guy
• BABY CATS = TEH ROCK! : scion
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  http://barbarian.iwarp.com/showpic.html?file=bucky.jpg The 4th picture! : Barbarian
  • And a cousin of bucky, no doubt: http://www.dcs.ed.ac.uk/home/fgg/images/humor089.jpg ;) : Barbarian
• How old is the kitten? Mine's getting to be about 8 weeks, and he's just starting to get his stripes. ... : Phearsome
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  My old cat, Hobbes (oh so original, but C&H owns so it was a tribute). http://xvi.com/images/ACFD89.jpg : logik?
  • Cute! : Tissen

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  "if you're not looking to closely when you go to close it" it should have read. : Barbarian
  • As soon as the banner industry realises that the moneys lies in products that intesrest people (through : logik?

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  Even better... http://livejournal.com/~asianprince213 : 0Wingfan
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    heh, read the comments. someone needs to make a goatse.cx live journal : dra.
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      you're a genius! but it would take quite an imagination to keep that going for any length of time : paper chase guy
      • i know just the man for the job: klerck. : dra.

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  cause shackers were just talking about throne of bhaal, which must have raised you from your slumber. : Torias
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    haha, I just noticed that and had to write a reply. : Anti_dentite
    • I think I'll be back later with some Perl/PHP questions. The Shack is a vast source of knowledge in the : Tissen

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• wazooty's still working on it, i think : fsck

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  too bad. what stuff do you have? : fsck
  • http://members.home.com/dampania/dra-anime.txt : dra.

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  http://www.theonion.com/onion3731/god_gives_shout-out.html : paper chase guy
  • just checked that out.... LMAO : Gareth Bryne
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  God is not 'god.' God is a product of the human need to feel special. But you are not a pretty and u... : daggah
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    I heard that in a 'Jethro Tull' song once. ;)~ You might have as well quoted a 'fortune cookie'. The w... : Gareth Bryne
    • Jethro Tull saves the day once again! : cacktrot

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  it depends on the mailing list. read the mail that they send you. : fsck
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    I did, and it didn't specify. That's why I asked. I was wondering if there was a default or anything l... : lurker^2
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      i think by default it would be in the subject... : Torias
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        that's my guess, too, but it mentioned something about the e-mailer breaking the command into two lines,... : lurker^2
        • thats what I always do and its worked so far =) : logik?

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  where are you coping this from? funny by the way... : nofxsux
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    he's a naturally funny guy, take my word for it :) : ZedAgent
    • I LOVE YOU, MR. INFORMATIVE! : fsck
• hahahah best post EVER : Chrono Trigga
• heh you're posting funny stuff tonight : TheTick
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  The whole ranting thing is cool, but... c'mon, man, the spiders?! Spiders are your friends! They eat a... : anonimo
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    yeah, get rats or roaches instead : fsck
    • ..No, That rats are my friends! They talk to me and we get drunk together and all is merry. : Mr. Informative
• You are a sick, sick man. : blackHairySpider
• is it normal to not do that? : logik?

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• Oops... : Lunatic Angelic

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  shit ......... fuck...... I used to have that vehicle I think : tomservo
  • The tractor, the first part.. only one man could fit in it.. and the second part had yellow feet to sit ... : robmiller
  • ahhhhhhh work with me here tom! : robmiller
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  CORE! http://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/87/maggot/ : robmiller
  • I can't beleive you found that . =) : logik?
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  THEY STILL MAKE GI-JOE STUFF IN 2001????? personally I hated Gi-Joe it was for the "stupid grunt like... : abrasion
  • yeah, I believe so. : robmiller
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    I loved GI Joe, Lego, Transformers... all three! well, I wasn't that much a fan of the tv show of GI ... : Torias
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      You will never get anywhere in life if you can not make up your mind if you are a "grunt" or an intellec... : abrasion
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        I stand astride both groups, across the boundary and uniting disparate factions... *cough* : Torias
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          fagot!!!!!!!!!!!! hah :) : abrasion
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            nah.. though on thespark.com they have a gender test.. my answers put me directly in the middle... : Torias
            • I got a test in email about a year back which tells you which side of your brain you use, everyone at wo... : abrasion

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• my rooms probably going to smell like lotion.... : ease_one

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• Looks like ed norton. : abrasion
• with bigger sideburns, bigger chin, hair sticking out more in the front, and a constipated face, he'd be... : paper chase guy
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  he didn't post for that, either. i took the picture on the gravitron. : cpt_gloval
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    *pose* : cpt_gloval
    • how'd you catch him carrying the colt? :D : paper chase guy

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  She can't take much more off over last year's show. 8o : Lunatic Angelic
  • shes faking an orgasm! : An Account
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    I think this is a good thing. : abrasion
    • YES! HELL YES! : fsck
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      She needs to pull a Madonna and hump the stage, that'd top it. =) : Lunatic Angelic
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        where can i download a video of the madonna version? what should i search for where did she do it? : An Account
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          Bridal gown Like a Virgin 1st MTV VMA .mpeg I guess =) : Lunatic Angelic
          • what year was it? 84? : An Account
      • She needs to do something freaky and hump me. : abrasion

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• Another Israel in the making. =\ : Lunatic Angelic
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  that guy is poor compared to me!! bwahaha!! : Microsoft Fan
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    This character account is used too frequently. Characters are meant to pop in on occassion when they ... : abrasion
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      quiet or ill bsod you! : Microsoft Fan
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        Hey! You can't do that with me. : WinXP
        • Color of your choice SOD? : Lunatic Angelic
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          ill use teh secret 1337 backdoor that doesnt exist! : Microsoft Fan
          • RIGHT. BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. : WinXP

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  golden syrup on it, worked out to be half a bowl of it once it had expanded - i also had 2 slices of che... : abrasion
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    do you have the money to buy more when you do empty the house... : Torias
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      yes, but i am trying to learn to save my $ and not waste it on rubbish (like bullshit food I don't need)... : abrasion
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        ah ok, that's cool then... : Torias
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          yeah, i have some $ (well a fair few $ actually, enough for a replacement car or 1/5'th of a house depos... : abrasion
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            cool... good that you are trying to budget expenses and stuff.... you look around for full time work ... : Torias
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              well...... next week after this whole "upgrade" thing is complete, cause I need to support them for a da... : abrasion
              • cool : Torias
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  and Ramen is in the cubbard... and it only costs 8 cents per bag.... I remember those days... :) ... : Gareth Bryne
  • Are you living alone? Single? and saving a fairly large amount of money? Have you previously be... : abrasion

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• * B U M P * : Lunatic Angelic
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  If I recall 2.XX did one file set and 3.XX does another. : abrasion
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    What's cool is I just found a tool to convert both CDIs and Js into Nero or .bin files. It seems to b... : Lunatic Angelic
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      dreamcast freak! good to hear your legitimate cd replication is going well. : abrasion
      • Not my fault if they won't import the damn games over here for a dead system. =) I have spent $300 on... : Lunatic Angelic

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  judging from the number of sick fucks on the net, it's possible. : fsck
  • the net is composed from shackers, slashdoters, sick fucks and loony boys (No offense jason) : Zoesch