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• INCORRECT : maalox
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  There are external GeForce cards? : {Venger}
  • KICKASS! I want one! : wunderbred
  • probably for same morons like iMac users who need an external floppy drive ;) : ZeBFFd00d
• why is this : sexninja!!!!
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  Oh yeah... if you find one who IS into computers, give her to me : maalox
  • I did, And No... : Hizzow
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  my bf used to think that way... I managed to brainwash him... : andromeda
  • you must be very scary in person : plutonium245
  • Why would anyone think like that? It must be the influence of the white man : maalox
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    I don't even want to know how you did that. : Hizzow
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      sex and alcohol, wash rinse and repeat. : jasonepowell
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        prolly didn't even need the alcohol. : Dante
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          or the sex! The draw of the glowing monitor and gaming. : Ratalon
          • that's BS and we know it. it was the sex. : Dante
  • brainwash? you mean Lan gaming? : Ratalon
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  What if she stumbles into the shack!! ohhh no! : MeenMunky
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    my gf spies on me on the shack :) : filthysock
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      *waves to gf : filthysock
      • *waves back* : Dante
      • hey sexy! : Ominous
  • Then God help you all..... : Hizzow
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  This may be a bad choice. How else will she understand your Shack addiction if she has no addiction of ... : jasonepowell
  • hey, was it you that was goingto check out one of those 300 dollar portable dvd players from walmart? if... : spector
• she beat you at quake too much? : Ominous
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  You have chosen... Poorly. : geedeck
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    HAHAHA! great movie! : Ratalon
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      Dude, he said he wanted a GF thats not into computers. I mean, WTF. Thats like saying I want a motherboa... : geedeck
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        bah..ide is for pussies SCSI IS FOR KINGS : Morgin
        • read: people more more money then sense : hawkeye
  • comedy gold :D : Naim

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• parents suck. : beastrabban
• going paintball with gladiator.. huh? : spector

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• why don't you exploit it a little more : spector

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• why steal batteries??? : Morgin
• wasnt that in a seinfield episode? : mirage

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  they don't speak english in what.. : mad-d00d
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    its "what aint no country I ever heard of. Do they speak english in what" : Speed-
    • ja, i know, but i meant it like that :) : mad-d00d
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  i never had a1st language, it was more like 3 languages at once.. : kaber
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    What other languages do you speak? : Vantage
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      english, urda and arabic. my urda and arabic are dyeing away though. : kaber
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        Don't let the Arabic die man.. that's a beautiful language :) : Vantage
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          keeps your throat clear of phlegm. : xvdl
          • And it helps you when you're in the middle east! you can negotiate your way past the legions of fana : the violator
          • You're thinking of Klingon... ;) : Vantage
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          biblical fanboy! : jidar
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            Yeah.. Lots of arabic in the Bible... *cough* : Vantage
            • you mean the book that was writen basically entirely in hebrew with some latin? : plutonium245
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          *cough* negative *cough* neither is hebrew nor eastern languages but that's also a matter of taste s : mad-d00d
          • That reminds me that I shouldn't let my Russian and Romanian die... *sigh* : Zoesch
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            Languages I consider to be 'beautiful' (I have fairly strange tastes...) Arabic Gaelic Sanskrit La... : Vantage
            • Languages I like to hear: 1: Russian 2: German 3: Italian : the violator
            • the women of muslim countries don't do much for me since they're always wrapped up completely :/ : plutonium245
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              hebrew sux >: ( written its fairly nice, but spoken and heard, it sounds disgusting : mad-d00d
              • agreed : Speed-
        • do you know any aramaen? : plutonium245
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        urda ?? do u mean urdu ? : sikander
        • yeah. : kaber
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    so you're like madgrad with his sexual preferences then : plutonium245
    • men, goats and??? Firebone? klerck? : Zoesch
    • Male, Female and Goat : Torias
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  English, motherfucker!! Do you speak it? : king_darius
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1866303 :) : mad-d00d

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  I have a Diablo, but no tires, engine, keys or steering wheel. : Ratalon
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    So do you just sit and stare at and think about driving fast? : The Tim
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      Just like Squirrly looks at hid FTP!! : Ratalon
      • I dunno........I only have a 1.5 GB outbound flow cap. : Squirrely

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  if she doesnt speak whatever language tunak is in, you're homefree! just make somthing up!! : sexninja!!!!
  • of course! 'No really, it tells the story of four pakistani youths going to 7-11 in a civic!' : Kiwi Man
• You can use one of my songs if you like : Zoesch
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  that kinda sucks that you have to tell a story of the lyrics ... : emocore
  • Yeah no kidding :P : Kiwi Man
• lucky, my video production class is for idiots, there's me and 2 other guys in there that have made shor... : Adrenaline
• Television. had quite a bit of work experience... : Anti_dentite
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  pants tres bien! : Vis Inack
  • I do not know what that means! : Kiwi Man
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  porno-time! now all you need are some hot studs to rub your g-spot. : fathertime
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1869240 : Kiwi Man

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• * B U L L E T T I M E 'D * : drucifer
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  A crappy techno artist? An even crappier UK based phone company? A misterious broken link? : Zoesch
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    BT=not crappy. back me up Kool-Aid. : Dante
    • BT's latest album is quite good. I quite enjoy it. : Vantage
  • BT rocks, dude.... I went to a concert of his, and I have to say it was one of the most amazing exper... : maalox
• British Telecom? They hold the patent on hyperlinks.... : Trilinear
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  look at an article on the front page, you'll see what i mean : The Kool-Aid Man
  • why are you talking to yourself? : fat mike
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  the shack boards : airrob
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    Nope. : Sander Pilon
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      sander, where tha f00k you been? we need a BEER!! : AllYourBase
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        Six Flags : Sander Pilon
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          how was it? : AllYourBase
          • Cool rollercoasters. Sucky traffic jams. The one with the floating cars in that water-rollercoa... : Sander Pilon
• breakfast television : Anti_dentite

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• Why do you give a rat's ass? Thanks! Naim : Naim

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• yeah. i dunno wtf that be. :P : Naim

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  ANOTHER 15 YEAR OLD GIRL AS A SLAVE!]= : mad-d00d
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    how about a * S H A C K T A G ' D * instead? : Torias
    • that was a spelling mistake! not shacktag! : mad-d00d
• a hottie bf who is in a rock band and into skateboarding. possibly a car too : El Guapo
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  you should ask venger that, he's into that whole teen vibe thing.. :) : mad-d00d
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    yeah see thats just it, i'm not hip or cool so i'm lost. i know she (my sister) is big into nsync but sh... : curtisp
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      make her listen to queen, i know "some" girls kinda like queen or someting : / : mad-d00d
      • Queen rules! : andromeda
• To have my virginity taken in the back of Curtisp's car by none other then curtisp! you know thats what : Ratalon
• a keychain to go with my brand new car!! :) that...or money : Galadriel07
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  Jo Papa? : Vis Inack
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA : Naim

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• hehe, Pet Sh0p d00dzz... : andromeda
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  pet shop boys rock. i got an Electronic poster on my wall. theyve got (IMHO) 3 musical greats on it: Nei... : fatbeaner
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    Don't forget the PSB version of always on my mind : Zoesch
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      fuck i remember that one! now i gotta dig thru my unorganized books of cd's to find that song again :D : fatbeaner
      • Hehehe! It rules yet it's so cheesy at the same time ;] : Zoesch
      • Hehehe! It rules yet it's so cheesy at the same time ;] : Zoesch

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• Once upon a time..... : Squirrely
• yeah found a subseven virus once. thats about it tho. : fatbeaner
• yah, I had everyone of my exe's infected, norton cleaned them all out : AllYourBase
• theyre useful when you have one and wanna see whats infected in my experience : sexninja!!!!
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  when I had one intalled it told me i had to update alot. : Ratalon
  • after buying another year's license, of course. : Dante
• oh yes, i have found virii : filthysock

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  well that's annoying : wazootyman
  • sorry dooder..but its still slow.... : drucifer
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  Last night I was getting 28k, this morning, 8k, and now 5 k. : jasonepowell
  • just dropped to 2-3k, now that everyone's downloading. {=D : jasonepowell
• I'm getting a very spotty 8kbps-10kbps :( I wish I could help, but you seem like you know 50x what... : maalox
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  230 KB/sec : elosorojo
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    Wtf? : maalox
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      its down to a meager 180 now : elosorojo
      • its probably cuz i live less then 100 miles from him : elosorojo
• ~60k/sec : Vantage
• 5.75kB/s : MeenMunky
• i'm getting around 7 k/s where I used to get around 70 or so... doh : paper chase guy
• OK, I think that the problems are with MSU's backbone then, not my server. My roommate gets 800-900 kbp... : wazootyman
• i'm getting about 200k/s, AT&T@home cable(in denver, co) : Paranoid Android
• 100k Comcast@home : chuk
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  13.4 KB/sec @home canadia :( : sikander
  • CANUCKIA!!!!!!! : Squirrely
• 4-6 k/sec at&trash : sparhawk
• 50-100K/s about normal for me : hawkeye
• 20kb -> 11kb jump down to 8kb then a slow steady fall to 6kb : Ratalon
• 100k/s : TwiLyght

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  Is the drive already partitioned? : Trilinear
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    no. It's a basic 18 gig hd formatted in NTFS. 2.76 gb free, I wanna take 2gb of that and make a new pa... : wunderbred
    • partition magicz0r? : sexninja!!!!
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      Ok, right click in the free space should be an option to make new partition. : Trilinear
      • There is no area listing free space? : wunderbred
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        Whoops misread your post You can't resize a partition in Disk manager - you nees partition magic : Trilinear
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          I *REFUSE* to buy an application to create a god damned hard drive partition. : wunderbred
          • Do you have one of the install discs for your HD? I know Western Digital include partition software. : drucifer
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  fdisk! oops, wait cant do fdisk w2k FAGORTS!!@! >:( : sexninja!!!!
  • win98 boot disk can though!! : Ratalon
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  maybe this can help: http://www.win2000mag.com/Articles/Index.cfm?ArticleID=7884 : fatbeaner
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    did my link help you out? i think theres details and screenshots on the lower half of the article. : fatbeaner
    • It would work if I had the right setup, but it's impossible to do it thru Disk Management apparently. T... : wunderbred
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  right click on 'my computer' go to 'manage' click on the 'disk management' icon. That'll be a minimum ... : busdriver3030
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    shit, you're already at that point. right click on the partition that you want to split up and go from ... : busdriver3030
    • There's no option to 'go from there' :| : wunderbred
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    You've done jack shit. : wunderbred
    • i've been trying to do the exact same thing... haven't figure out how yet either :( : paper chase guy
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      well then be more specific! you're already in disk management right? it's not hard to split up partiti... : busdriver3030
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        IM BEING SPECIFIC. I'M IN DISK MANAGEMENT. I NEED TO SPLIT MY 18 GIG HARD DRIVE INTO TWO PARTITIONS... : wunderbred
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          is it already seeing the drive as one big partition? Delete that partition and make the two new ones. : andromeda
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            Yeah, it sees it as a big partition I guess. I can't delete the partition, I've got all my stuff on the... : wunderbred
            • then you need to use Partition Magic if you want to repartition a drive but not lose info on it already. : CharlieManson
            • !!!... well, it won't let you resize partitions... as far as I know, I've never played with dynamic part... : andromeda
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          man you sound like the customers i used to deal w/ on the phone years ago :) chill! don't let it get ... : busdriver3030
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            It amazes me that everyone else understood what I was saying besides you. : wunderbred
            • why are you being so mean man? i know i've never really talked to you, but i come here often and see yo... : busdriver3030
• You need to right click on the left part, where the drives name exists, and create a signature. After th... : Warlock

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  low motion looks better, imho : Ominous
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    well I'm getting really shitty movement problems with low-motion it seems. Haven't tried fast motion ye... : wunderbred
    • encoding too low of a quality. Try lowering the resolution...when you full screen it it will actually l... : Ominous
    • try increasing your bitrate, or lowering the output resolution : Ominous
    • this is how i do the dvd ripping, just to make backups of the DVDs i own of course: http://www.dvdripgui... : fatbeaner

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• steal as many doors from your roomates as possible and stick them all into the janitors room. : fatbeaner
• the one's involving drunk chicks : sparhawk
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  ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT !!! : jasonepowell
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    ive heard that before. whats it from? : El Guapo
    • Red Hot Chili Peppers. : jasonepowell
  • new ideas man...new ideas... : sexninja!!!!
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  sex ??????? : Vanny
  • of course! : Ratalon
• fap. : filthysock
• Go play some basketball. : Squirrely
• go meet some girls!! : sexninja!!!!
• Global Thermonuclear War : drucifer
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  finding pron on the lan is always entertaining. (or even better finding the dork w/ his c drive shared : busdriver3030
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    heh, a friend of mine deleted a guys HD freshman year because he left it shared. the kicker is that guy ... : Dante
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      that is just wrong! we used to do back oriface & netbus to people, but never destructive things, just t... : busdriver3030
      • i guess i should re-phrase that: he didn't delete everything, but copied a lot to his own HD, then delet... : Dante
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    if I had my FTP up you guys could upload me teh pr0n! : wazootyman
    • hurry up you! : fat mike
• the guys at NJIT were talking about putting a HD into the microwave. I dunno if they ever did it or not... : Galadriel07
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  draw/paint goatse.cx on people's ceilings : TwiLyght
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    somebody needs to make that a HL/CS logo. : Dante
    • I'm sure it's been done : AllYourBase
    • i'm sure it's been done :D : Paranoid Android
    • it's been done, long ago : CharlieManson
    • so you're saying it's been done? : Dante
    • been there, done that : Ominous
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  have a circle jerk or whatever its called : TwiLyght
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    how exactly does a circle jerk occur?? "Uhhh, hey guys, lets all jack off in a circle!! It'll be FUN... : jasonepowell
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      the question isn't how, but WHY?!?! : TwiLyght
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        "Oh look, a porn magazine on the floor! Let's stand around and masturbate!!" : jasonepowell
        • this could possibly be one of the greatest random comments I have ever created. : jasonepowell
        • i wonder if its like taking a piss at a public urinal - like how there's always some guy trying to get a... : TwiLyght
• goatse.cx everyones doors! I saw like 04384983 black guys in front of your room though when I went to d... : Ominous

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• just do a search for OnMouseOver and HTML or javascript. you'll find plenty. : Dante
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  My favorite is and always has been: http://www.gettingstarted.net/ : jasonepowell
  • you should also try: http://www.htmlcompendium.org/ : jasonepowell
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  http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-a=0002001d-sp00000000&sp-q=mouse-over www.webmonkey.com for basics : dognose
  • I second webmonkey as well. : jasonepowell

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  is that the one with the ninja fucking in midair and shit? : jasonepowell
  • yeah it's awesome : fat mike
  • THAT WAS ME!!!!! : sexninja!!!!
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  link??!?!?!?!? : trypsin
  • yeah I'm looking for it on a cd I have. I may have to redownload it and up it : fat mike
• heh looking for that on kazaa and i type in pr0n instead of porn. : Dante
• * N I N J A S E . C X ' D * : ninjase.cx!!!!
• i think i just dl'd it!! OMFG THIS IS CRAZY that guy is THE SEXNINJA : sexninja!!!!
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  haha, that's a classic :) : hawkeye
  • I know, I saw it about a year ago. It was great : fat mike
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  i wanna put that in my profile but steve would prolly frown upon that :/ : sexninja!!!!
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    why? Other people have pr0n in theirs : fat mike
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      embedding a movie in your profile? Does steve frown on that? : jasonepowell
      • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=bingo%20the%20clowno : andromeda
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      yea? hmm....well...to tell ya the truth they really dont show anything in this either... i guess wor... : sexninja!!!!
      • you could set it up on one of your other accounts : fat mike
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  is it also refered to as Fuck Fu? : Dante
  • I think it may be, that's what I found on morpheus : fat mike

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• WTF? i keep seeing that subject but am confused as all hell when the message doesn't seem to be related ... : Dante
• lol that's funny : AllYourBase
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  MALCOVICH! : hirez
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    Malkovich? Malkovich!! : Paranoid Android
    • Malkovich? Malkovich!!? Malkovich!! : AllYourBase

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• You better go brush your teeth when you're done though. : wunderbred

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  you in australia/? : judge
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    no, Canada. I moved. : Raziel
    • OMG Canuckia is banZ0r'd? : drucifer
• try disabling the proxy in IE? : Torias

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• inspiration for key generators : drucifer

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  If Bruce Lee was alive today, he would be working on his grappling. : GoofyBoy
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    If Bruce Lee were alive today, he'd be nearly 60 years old. ;) : Vantage
    • if Bruce Lee were alive today, he'd be screaming for us to let him out : AllYourBase
  • Very very true.. you don't win without training in grappling these days. If nothing else you have to lea... : jidar
• Bruce had the right idea using no set forms, HOWEVER, ground fighting/grappling is the ultimate in marti... : Lunatic Angelic
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  BUT HE COULD NOT BEAT IVAN DRAGO!! : GiantCommunistROBOT
  • This was supposed to be an Exhibition!!! An Exhibition!!! : drucifer
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  I think all shackers should cross-train in Vantage Style Posting ;) : paper chase guy
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    The, "yes that's true, but you're still wrong" kung fu? =) : Lunatic Angelic
    • It's effective when dealing with fighters who aren't even in the same ring as yourself. ;) : Vantage
• Also, Royce has had his ass handed to him much more often than people think. He's not God's gift to mod... : Lunatic Angelic
• grapling is crap : radula

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  i think it was just a buddy of his, no one we know : sexninja!!!!
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    Maarten said that the company the person worked for would be announcing something today. I hope whome... : jasonepowell
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      Did anyone else think of Jack? That was my first thought...former roomate and all. : Kiwi Man
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        jack was his former roomate? i just figured if it was a name that we'd recognize then he woulda said... : sexninja!!!!
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          Come to think of it, I'm not sure that they were roommates... You know as much as I do, man. : Kiwi Man
          • i'm pretty sure CHarlie was his roommate, but it could easily be someone none of us know, not that it ch... : Paranoid Android
      • Jack or Charlie Wiederhold (?) were the names tossed out. They are good guys, I hope they are ok, who... : jasonepowell
• i think i know who it is but i dont think i should say anything yet : Vanny

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  haha, you let somebody else touch your computer! : Dante
  • no, it arrived with w2k pre-installed when i started work here. Oh well, i have installed w2k drivers an... : filthysock

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• LIES!!! : drucifer
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  HEY JUMMA JUMMA : Kiwi Man
  • *dances* : busdriver3030
• * MOULIN ROUGE'D * or however the hell u spell it :D : OverBurN

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  whens Neocron comin out? i guess thats the only MMORPG that im somewhat lookin forward to. tell ya the t... : fatbeaner
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    Ya. No doubt that Star Wars will completely own. Honestly, the only reason I got Anarchy Online was to g... : protoman
    • yeah here ya go: www.neocron.com the timeline of the game is pretty interesting IMHO: www.neocroncent... : fatbeaner

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• Nipple shots...mmmmmm. Did you know that you catch some of Leelee Sobieski's nipple in Here on Earth? No... : protoman

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  I'm pretty sure there was discussion of doing that before. Is the bord still in alpha/beta? : jednet
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    look at the front page... werd [08:33 am] 2292 Comments / Flat / DThread bt - Steve Gibson the t : Torias
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      And 15668 is the same ID as the article (check the URL on the Comments link) Hmmmmmmmm... : Teiresias
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        sander might be trying out what we've been pestering him for! (a forum for each news item... that you... : Torias
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          Snazzy. But I'd think that they'd do this on some kind of test server or something, and not on the real... : Teiresias
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            absolutely, they'd never break the front page *snicker* : Dante
            • that's what gives this page that "home" feeling! it's like, uh.. yeah there is an analogy in there so... : Steve Gibson