Evening Reading

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I had just quit my job as a manager at a call center, and had saved up a bit of money. So I was in no hurry to get a real job. I thought it would be funny to work at the 7-11 right around the corner from my house. I would get one of those funny 7-11 shirts for free, my friends could come in and I would let them have free slurpees, plus it was like less than a minute away from my house. After a month or so I could just come up with some insane reason for quitting there, Like I didn't believe in selling slurpees to children because that filth pollutes their minds. The whole experience would have made a good story to tell on a rainy day.
Have you seen the fuckin' people that work at 7-11? I was turned down for a job..I dressed up in a suit for the interview my resume was perfect, I answered all of their questions more brilliantly than any of their current, inbred, crack addict employees ever could have. Yet I still got a rejection letter in the mail..it's hanging right here on my wall.
I keep telling myself that it must have been because I was overqualified. God I hope it was because I am overqualified.

This one's for you yurik

** SMOOCHES **

had this boyfriend when I was 15 who had a really nasty habit of
knocking boots with the girl who lived next door to him. He used to blame
me for his sexual indiscretions because I was alas, still a virgin and not
willing to give it up to such a creep. I remembered a night during the
previous summer where before we had started seeing each other, we had
gone out and he had met this threesome of girls of questionable morals. He
tried to hook up with them, but their phone had been disconnected and
nothing ever came of it. Using this information, I decided to get some good
old revenge.
I asked a girlfriend of mine whom he did not know to call his house and I
coached her on how to use her voice and the types of things to say. She
told him that she was one of the girls he had met that night and she had
only recently found his number. We had timed the phone call to happen
while I was at his house so I could see his reaction. He left the room and
took the phone outside and finished the conversation in the car. My friend
suggested that they hook up and she named a place that was very near his
house. He came in the house, hung up the phone, told me he was going
out to pick up some cigarettes and he'd be back later. The dog.
I called my girlfriend back when I got home that night - the jerk never came
back. He was sitting in the parking lot of a drug store for about 2 hours.
We kept the ball rolling.
She called him again a few nights later apologizing that her car broke down
but that theys should still hook up. The routine was the same with him. He
left immediately after the phone call only this time he told me his brother's
car had broken down and he had to go help him out. We had it planned,
though, that this time we would keep him waiting somewhere we could
watch him. He was sitting in his mom's car in a dentist office's parking lot
about 30 minutes from where he lived. My girlfriend and I sat in a diner
across the street and watched and laughed.
We waited over a week to deal the final blow. My friend called him and had
him hightail it to a park over two hours away. This time I was there for
when he got back. He was so furious! I asked him sweetly what was
wrong. He was just so angry, he couldn't talk. He had made plans with me
for that night and had stood me up to chase his invisible whore, so I let him
have it. Then I walked home and laughed the whole way. I broke up with
him the next day. I couldn't handle being with someone so stupid.

Ruffles needs to come out with a flavor of chips called "Roofles"

omg sexninja!!!! I advertantly clicked on your profile and got

Now Playing: Gipsy Kings - Hotel California

ownage >:(

If you don't overclock, how important is the fan you use then on a TBird (I'm thinking of getting one).

how do i tell win2k to stop making error logs when something crashes?

http://www.syberpunk.com/note.html

Hahaha, check this out! Pretty funny :)

Soo... sleepy... Spanish II... can eat... mis juevos...

I can't find my glasses.
Do you have any idea how lame it is to call out because you can't find your glasses?

I happen to have some pr0nfiles on my work comp in a shared dir, and when I came to work today someone had created a new dir called "Maybe you should delete some files in here" in that very shared dir. Is there any way I can see who created that? I don't want to loose all my pr0nfiles just because some co-worker is playing games with me. I'm using win2k.

Btw, that dir is no longer shared...

Bah, why does my hair have to curl up at the ends!? Stay straight bastards

- Random comment:
r0lf-: #589, THIS IS AN A AND B THREAD, SO C YOUR WAY OUT OF IT! tee-hee... @ Barely Early Evening Reading

I now have to slap him.

Does someone have a domain here?? I want to send a pic so it can be posted..
Its maximum funnay

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0001/sunhalpha_gendler_big.jpg

THIS IS TEH SUN?

http://members.home.net/alaviangela/wrynncomic.jpg

FUNNAY!

More APOTD ownage:

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0108/ngc3079_hst_big.jpg

hey is there a wget command that will let me download the mp3's from this page?: http://www.starstreams.com/playlists/archive.html

hey badmonkey
i normally assume a certain amount of creativity from the shackers...for an example read dognose's recap of quakecon....until that mini flame thing you had with poor yurik i was assuming you were the author of all those little stories...i guess it was me that overestimated you.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0001/

TEH EINSTEIN!!!!

Yurik A haiku, especially for you.

Your Mom, oh, your Mom.
Can't think of a bigger whore.
Herpes A and B.

Yes, Homeworld 2 is coming out!!!!! HOORJ!

I thought it was dead with the closing of Dynamix..*whew*

Awesome. I found 10 bucks on the floor.

mourning ppl

Ever look at someone and know that they don't masturbate? Ever. Like they wouldn't know where to start?
I have a friend like that.. she's wound tighter than a watch and sometimes I just want to scream at her, "For god's sake finger yourself!"

you know where the red dot's at yet?

RealPlayer sucks. If you aren't careful during installation...it'll assimilate your system!

So yeah, I went to pick up the quarter, but it turns out they had glued it to the ground, and before I could get up again they bashed my head in with a sledgehammer and stole my wallet, but I only had twenty-four cents in the change pouch, so HAHA, they lost money on the deal.

)@#@()#$DJFKASDF

PLEASE. LET ME SLEEP IN. PLEASE. PLEASE?

could someone help me find this song?
"New Age Girl"

it's the one from that pepe video, i'm new to this online music stuff *cough* slow bandwidthed..

how do i get ie to remember that i want to have a links toolbar below the address bar

if you are caught goign 95 mpg you go to jail??????????

MPH!!!!!!!!!!!

i remember getting slapped by a nun and then asking her if jesus would slap a small child
thats when i learned how to take a punch

How deep is your love?

Lets play a game kids!

Lets play "Guess the speed The Violator drove in to work at like a madman only to realize his watch was off and he is 30 mins early for his orientation"!

This ex-con I used to work with told me a story about fucking this Mexican chick up the ass. He topped the story off by saying when he pulled out of her bunghole there was a pinto bean stuck to the tip of his dick....
I said, "at least it wasn't a chili pepper..."