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  Is that supposed to be a RAP? /me pukes. : V0lk
  • If only the BoyBandBot had the courage to post the recording :P : BoyBandBot

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  ARGH. WHY DOES QUICKTIME INSIST ON OPENING MY MPG FILES. I'VE CHANGED THE REGISTRY, I TOLD QUICKTIME TO... : Silentlobotomy
  • did you tell your mpg player to DO it.. cause quick time might just be taking its chance : Ratalon
• my fear is that some will not be what I want them to be AKA nasty : Ratalon
• hahahaha http://www.fazed.net/common/viewvid.asp?source=drivingschool.mpg : Silentlobotomy
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  Holy God http://www.fazed.net/humor/videos/balloon.mpg : Dante
  • 1213 - ...whoa. : Captain Fucknutz
  • o_O : andromeda
  • <Ritchie Cunningham> YOWZA YOWZA YOWZA!! </Ritchie Cunningham> : x-eyd|mary
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  http://www.fazed.net/humor/videos/attitude.avi : drucifer
  • 1219 - I've seen that one like... 223402384298384923 times : Captain Fucknutz
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  ugh, times like these make me wish for a dsl : mad-d00d
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    it's times like these i'm glad i have dsl : Dante
    • >:' ( : mad-d00d
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  damn, the two of these together make them believable individually. http://www.fazed.net/humor/videos/sh... : Dante
  • WHAT! THE! FUCK! is that for a gun? : -TKF-
• http://www.fazed.net/humor/videos/whiplash.mpg OUCH : Vis Inack
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  Hehehe http://www.fazed.net/common/viewvid.asp?source=ohkitty.mpg : x-eyd|mary
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    >:\ : drucifer
    • "Due to the kittys lack of interest, we assume they're married." Hahaha. That's too true funny! : x-eyd|mary
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  #1180, http://www.fazed.net/humor/videos/break4.mpg how how how how how ?????? : indeego
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    It's simple physics! :) : MarksmanX
    • you said the time machine was simple physics Doc MarksmanX!!! : plutonium245
• the fatality one is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. : ultramega
• http://www.fazed.net/humor/videos/bigleap.mpg http://www.fazed.net/humor/videos/boat4.mpg : carlcmc

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• sure its for your sister : Morgin
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  probably kazaa. I've never tried audiogalaxy because I heard you can't remove the spyware or it breaks. : jidar
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    i've just blocked the spyware with zonealarm... simple nuff :) : paper chase guy
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      zone alarm! YAY FOR CPU HOGING FIREWALLS THAT DON'T SERVE ANY REAL POINT! : Ominous
      • um, it uses less than 1% of the cpu. and I just noted a point that it serves. : paper chase guy
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      so now you have spyware running in the background and always taking up resources trying to connect... : jidar
      • Well, it isn't running right now. I think I may have removed it with that prog and totally forgot about ... : paper chase guy
    • does removing the spyware with Ad-Aware kill off Morpheus? : Deathlove
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    You just use lavasoft.de and it takes out the spyware.. and it still works. : TreMetal
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      i'll be damned. Does it have porn too? : jidar
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        nope... but it actually has a decent selection of music :) : paper chase guy
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          well so does winmx, except winmx has PORN : jidar
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            i've used everything, and so far audiogalaxy is the only one that's come close to napster in terms of ha... : paper chase guy
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              YEAH BUT DOES IT HAVE: Snot -- My Balls Your Chin ?!! : jidar
              • snot 84 comments all songs Alternative Rock, Funk Metal, Grunge Other listeners liked syste... : paper chase guy
              • yes. http://audiogalaxy.com/list/searches.php?SID=f1c152e868f3f70eb27da96819ae351b&searchType=0&s... : TreMetal
• audiogalaxy : paper chase guy
• Audiogalaxy == best selection. : The_Janitor
• Limewire is probably the simplest and most graphically attractive. : Lone Swordsman

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• ewok? damn thats a big post, try using sample tags next time, and thanks :) : mad-d00d
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  Damn...mom...in room...must ready super fast back button clicking skills. : The Tim
  • #1435, just shackmessage it to yourself for later! ;) : lurker^2
• too much airbrushing, they look 2D : jboogedy
• thx :) : ILF
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  damn! too bad all the pix are airbrushed : ( : mad-d00d
  • yeah :( some of them are pretty bad... : ChowYunCat
• * A I R B R U S H * : lbsn
• who the freak really cares if they are airbrushed? Airbrushing dosesn't make a pretty woman look ugly. : carlcmc

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  reverse engineer the program that loads them onto it and it will work backwards : AllYourBase
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    ...good idea : The Kool-Aid Man
    • Get your hot sexy ass to BEER and give me some liquid refreshment. : madgrad
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  haha, how did you get the on the nomad in the first place? : TreMetal
  • a complicated procedure involving holding down play to turn on the player! : The Kool-Aid Man

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• anything Bela Fleck does : AllYourBase
• right. That guitar-drum thing dosnt do it for me though. Victor is a pretty amazing bass player too. : Cygnus X-1

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  http://www.peteralsop.com/pizza.gif : andromeda
  • http://www.yerf.com/cheahpo/silly.gif : raunchy
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  I always get TheHut, shrug, I love their New Yorker with regular cheese : judge
  • I'm just going pepperoni : AllYourBase

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  just knowing you helped is a reward in itself! : raunchy
  • but my stats look horrible! 2:1 death/kill ratio... : timmie
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  playing for points = lame notice that ctf is the only game type that gives points for individual effo... : -=kodiak=-
  • Tribes2 isn't too bad for that. You only get 3 points for capturing the flag, but you get 10 points or ... : timmie
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    yeah, but if he happens to accidently TK someone and then has a negative score, that makes him kick bait... : kenmis
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      I TKd your MOM! : klerck
      • and she kicked you... in the NUTZ! : kenmis
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  if you join a tribe your efforts will always be apreciated, even if you have a zero score. that's what m... : kenmis
  • we really need to organize something with the *FAP* tribe... : timmie

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• Here's one sander... http://www.whdh.com/news/local9.shtml : Former_HPB
• i dare you to do an er with no stories and no content, just a thing that says "this is er. enjoy" : Morgin
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  mmh, i'd like to pass on the bullets today, so that we can get a full fledge update on maarten and stuff... : mad-d00d
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    do a birthday er. : Morgin
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      Birthday Early Evening Reading : Morgin
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        Obvious. : Sander Pilon
        • not another fruitier than liberace post :( : klerck
        • hmm, then it needs to be less obvious! Get crystal to help, everyone loves when she posts. : Morgin
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        Birthday Automated Kosher Evening Reading : The Kool-Aid Man
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          Birthday Lame Early Ninja Dominated Evening Reading : The Kool-Aid Man
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            Tantalizingly Asinine Super Topical Integrated Evening Reading! : The_Janitor
            • that gets my thumbs up! : The Kool-Aid Man
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          baker? that sux :) : mad-d00d
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            Birthday Lubricated Underappreciated Big Bouncy Evening Reading : The Kool-Aid Man
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              u forgot a "Underaged" in there.. : mad-d00d
              • ssh, it's using a fake id : The Kool-Aid Man
• www.doyouwant2cds.com : klerck
• http://abcnews.go.com/sections/cud/08152001_prude/index.html : AllYourBase
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  http://sander.isgay.com/ : raunchy
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    LOL seen it but well timed : AllYourBase
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      http://insertsomerandomtexthere.isgay.com/ works with every name :) : Sander Pilon
      • yah I know, I've seen it =) I used to put the name of a lab worker at my college and leave it on the scr... : AllYourBase
  • http://sander.pilon.isgay.com/ would be better :D : OverBurN

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  **spooge** http://hyperphoto.photoloft.com/view/Image.asp?s=cano&u=1583959&a=1118995&i=7801617 : Ominous
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    that wing is hideous. : davecrazy
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      That wing got the car banned from racing because it dominated every car out there. : Ominous
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        I know *why* it had it, I just think it looks like poo. : davecrazy
        • it makes it stand out ;) : Ominous
    • some things should never see the light of day : jo-papa
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    om, did you go cruisin woodward? : elosorojo
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      indeed. I got 300+ photos...and would burn out infront of all the rice boys : Ominous
      • yeah, i drove by on friday (in a sunfire on my way to a lan party nearby, got bogged down around 14 1/2 ... : elosorojo
• Yeah, that would be nice to have. : Quagmire
• thats going for only 15k? how much do you think it will go for? : Gladiator
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  a 1965 car with only 23,000 miles? : jerkinisnice
  • I saw a 60s car with 3,000 miles on it yesterday : Ominous
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    I never got that mindset. They make the damn things to be driven, not to be parked in a garage for 30 ye... : davecrazy
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      The cars were never made to sit in garages. Most nice cars were junkyard cars that have been restored, ... : Ominous
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        what happened to the pop? : Morgin
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          its soda fool : Ominous
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            Ominousoda] i dont remember it like that : Morgin
            • AHH fake shacktagged! : Morgin
            • * N A M E T A G G E D * : Gladiator
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        yeah but there are people out there who spend a good chunk of change on a car and really only drive them... : davecrazy
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          Because they are now collector items. If you spent $70,000 on a viper would you drive it in the rain/sn... : Ominous
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            If I had a viper I'd drive it every fucking day. : davecrazy
            • to your grave! Or til you fish tailed the box and killed someone and could no longer drive : Ominous
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            If I had that 65 fastback I'd drive it every fucking day too. Well, not in the snow...but you cant keep ... : davecrazy
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              what about in the rain? When you have a car with balls (plus all drum brakes) the rain is almost as bad... : Ominous
              • I have front disc and rear drums..and I still dislike driving my malibu in the rain : Ominous
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                somehow everybody in the '60 and 70's survived...I think I would be able to as well. I dont drive li... : davecrazy
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                  People in the 60s/70s didn't start driving with 4 wheel disc/ABS/traction controll/wimpy V6s : Ominous
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                    that was a low blow. : davecrazy
                    • Its true. My dad drove my car this weekend and he told me that I have no brakes because he couldn't sto... : Ominous
• Non-original colours make baby jesus cry. : The_Janitor
• Bill Clinton owns one of these : ultramega

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• WAIT FOR ME TO DL IT MAN! : jo-papa
• JOIN UP YOU FOOLS!#!@#$%#$ : mad-d00d
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  I was PWNING OVerburn with my 1337 high ping connection =) : AllYourBase
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    hehe yeah u had some nice skillz there :D ... server will be up soon... : OverBurN
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      some luck too with that glock headshot =) : AllYourBase
      • omg, a lucky headshot in CS??!! SAY IT AINT SO! : jidar
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  server is going down... we are installing stats... be back up in a bit :D : OverBurN
  • hurry! i'd like to use this bone before it's too late :) : mad-d00d

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• No thanks! : lurker^2
• No thanks! : lurker^2
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  i'm there. where are the rest of you bastards!? : kenmis
  • I AM THERE!!!!!111 : Deathlove
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  I am there, someone hook me up with ANIME : lbsn
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    because someone who likes anime is connected, I will decline, afraid the taint might reach out through t... : judge
    • * S U I T Y O U R S E L F ' D * : lbsn
    • hahaha. Next time we lan I'm putting a bunch of tentacle penii movies on your drive. : jidar
  • I'll be there momentarily, assuming I get my other computer up here in a bit. : The_Janitor
• *BUMP* : jboogedy
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  Im there. Sharing 5 gigs of the finest cheeba. : Squirrely
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    wtf is cheeba? : kenmis
    • it's like japscat only worse. : klerck
    • Tylenol. : andromeda

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• bizzity-bump : jo-papa
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  yes : raunchy
  • highpoints/lowpoints? : jo-papa
  • got one from my buddy today. 250W good enough for me : jo-papa

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  Because it's a murder simulator. You can't save in real life murders, can you? : klerck
  • in murders the killer isnt typicaly a geneticly engeniered killing machine either. : disembodied potato
  • no, youre thinking of DOOM : raunchy

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  no video signal? sounds like no CPU issue to me. Make sure your CPU is in all the way, and that your v... : Ominous
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    no beeps, and the speaker is plugged in. i'll check the video card and processor again. : king_darius
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      Check IDE and Floppy cables. IDE or Floppy cable in there the wrong way = nothing after POST. : Sander Pilon
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        no IDE or floppy devices are plugged in. :( : king_darius
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          A ram or gfx card failure would result in beeps. Conclusion: Either your CPU is fucked, or your s... : Sander Pilon
          • yea I had a problem with a Duron sitting correctly in a mobo. He should pull it out and put it back in : Ominous
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    Did you try resetting the BIOS to defaults via jumper on the mobo? Sometimes if the CPU freq is set too ... : Quagmire
    • good idea. i'll check the manual. : king_darius
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  check your LED conections.. alot of times if thoes are not hooked in right they wont let the comp start. : Ratalon
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    aye, I ran into this with an abit mobo, which suprisded the fuck out of me. also your powersupply is ... : judge
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      AMD power supply? har har har : Ominous
      • aye http://www1.amd.com/athlon/power I had a 300 watt power supply that's brand was listed on the ... : judge
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        What so funny about that? Not using an AMD certified PS with an Athlon board is asking for problem. I... : jidar
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          Just get a nice 300+Watt supply and you should have no problems : Ominous
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            I've had a few dozen test cases that disagree with that. Don't forget I work in a computer/cpu repair st... : jidar
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              I guess I'm lucky with my 2 AMD systems. I just went out and got some cheap 300 watt supplys and they w... : Ominous
              • it's hit and miss, yeah. I've definately see systems do exactly that when they don't have good PS units... : jidar
          • well yeah, it should be fine, but his machine SHOULD be booting, just throwing out more possibilities on... : judge
    • wtf? I've never seen that happen.. odd. : jidar
  • wha? really? : king_darius
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    make sure that... 1) the RESET switch is hooked up 100% correct 2) the RESET switch is not stuck 3)... : booyaka
    • ooohhh yeah. I guess if you plugged the LED's in wrong you might have shorted the reset switch. I suppos... : jidar
• make sure your CPU is firmly mounted in the mobo before you close the lever deal and that the heatsink i... : Ominous
• do u smell smoke at all? : OverBurN
• hmm...bad motherboard? I had one that would power up ok, but no post beeps. Maybe try reseating the vide... : ChowYunCat
• check your power conectors to the mb : Morgin

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• sniff I remember that : Ominous
• Fuckerhead. Im only getting varying between 30k/s and 200k/s : Squirrely

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  its not as good as Silence of the Lambs : Gladiator
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    its not as good as dude wheres my car : raunchy
    • and then : Gladiator
    • PUNCH YOU IN TEH FACE! : mad-d00d
• dont, it sucks : -=kodiak=-

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  That depends. : Ratalon
  • Rareity, and all thoes other economic factors. : Ratalon
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  no. Maybe a 1996 SS Impala, or a 25th Camaro, or next years Camaro or Trans AM. But noone will want a... : Ominous
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    well then if I were to buy one to sit in a garage for 25 years, it would be on that would increase in va... : Gladiator
    • It would be cool if a town that was fairly up to date technology wise got frozen and then unfrozen like ... : Morgin

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• woh... : ease_one
• hook me up with admin/ominouslovesgoats l/p ;) : Ominous
• HELLO MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND : raunchy
• I highly suggest raidenFTPD as an ftp daemon, allows virtual directories spannign multiple drives, same ... : Gladiator

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• LOL. Is that prozac next to that guys computer? : Topaz
• Shit, someone beat me to it. I wanted to film my friend losing at games and mock him. : The Tim
• ROFL. There's just no point in wearing headphones if you're going to curse that loud. : protoman

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  she wants a little deep dickin :( : The Kool-Aid Man
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    That's a scary thought. >:( : Quagmire
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      it's probably the truth.. was she neutered? : jerkinisnice
      • Yep. : Quagmire
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  run her face over a barcode! : jboogedy
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    what the hell?? : Ratalon
    • the :Cue:Cat scanner! : jboogedy
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  lol! my cat does that too :P I tickle him. : ChowYunCat
  • I just got up & let her outside. That's what she wanted. : Quagmire

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• BRUTAL : jerkinisnice
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  now THATS a fucking 'vette. : davecrazy
  • yes... if i had the $$$$ id bid on it right now : OverBurN
• I'll take two, please : jo-papa

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  im more of a "wear a skirt with no underwear" kinda guy myself. : fatbeaner
  • the onion is an almost limitless source for message board spam : AllYourBase
• wow someone actualy took the time to write that! : Ratalon
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  "When a normal man sees an attractive woman, he is drawn to her stylish hairdo, nicely applied make-up a : MrShmoo
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    if the article aint linked it aint worth it! : Ratalon
    • but then who would linka rticles? :( : MrShmoo
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    heh heh heh! i've got the naked-lady fetish bad. : Naim
    • hey man there area few partys this Saturday at MSU. interested? : Ominous

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  hawkeye : MrShmoo
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    poor guy, not getting his shack dossage.. : mad-d00d
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      maybe we should FAX him the funnay? : Ratalon
      • boss:" what's this fax we got here? FRO TEH HAWKEYE" hawkeye:" i dunno, i swear i dont like child porno : mad-d00d
    • indeed...considering he is the chattiest bitch :D : MrShmoo
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    thats it I hope he comes back soon. : Morgin
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      WTF he got family issues? that shit sucks, especially if its about illness or somethin. now if his paren... : fatbeaner
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        his sister died :( : Morgin
        • ooh fuck :' ( : mad-d00d
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          wha??? omfg... i never heard about this :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( : OverBurN
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            supposedly she had a stroke, thats all I know though and I don't like to be spreading shit if the info i... : Morgin
            • ugh, i hate getting confirmations on bad things http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1758660 : mad-d00d
        • OHH NOOO!!! : The Kool-Aid Man

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  i just got banned from 2 servers because i supposedly wasn't running pb (i was), both of those times was... : mad-d00d
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    running PB is pointless... its been comprimised after every single release... : OverBurN
    • It gives the kiddies some measure of security, so you might as well use it. : Delithio
    • the only way to get rid of cheaters is to kill them all in real life : Morgin
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      its better then just running a stock server! : Ratalon
      • if only it compiled properly under BSD ... : OverBurN
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  what's the IP? : AllYourBase
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    shackmsg'd : OverBurN
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      pass it around here too.. : mad-d00d
      • sent :D : OverBurN
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  CS serves to keep 9 year olds away from real FPS games. That's all. : tedv
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    yeah i noticed that :( ... it used to be fun a long time ago... i ONLY play CS on my server now... at le... : OverBurN
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      gimme your server addy please :D : fatbeaner
      • done ... : OverBurN
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      would be fun to have another shack cs game like we did on venger's server : mad-d00d
      • yeah i was just thinking that... i'll password the server and make a post later on tonight for a shack C... : OverBurN
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  punkbuster! : Ratalon
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1821236 : OverBurN

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• Age of Empires II? : Lone Swordsman
• Monopoly! : OverBurN
• Minesweeper? : Sander Pilon

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  high on america, that is! : The Kool-Aid Man
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    no, high on WEEEEEEEED MAN! : jo-papa
    • cuff him danno! : Ratalon
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  I was going to post something informative on the shack... but then I got high. : keith
  • I was gonna reach around and scratch my back, but I was too high : jo-papa

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• how did it come on the CPU? The heatsink connects to the mobo...not the CPU : Ominous

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  my friend has a 20 year old cat. : Ratalon
  • my cat is about that old as well... he is about 19yrs old : OverBurN
  • 20 human years? i didn't even know that was possible! : jerkinisnice
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  17 year old dog's i've heard of depends on the type, small dogs live longer than big ones for some re... : Morgin
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    1611 yeah see this one is a big dog so it makes little sense : RMSzero
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      i always wanted to get a big dog; but big dogs = big turds. so i have a cat. : fatbeaner
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        Big dogs = big turds = easy to pick up : Morgin
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          yeah but my cat has a litter box, she shits in it, yknow its alot easier. oh and i dont have to walk the... : fatbeaner
          • I have my dog trained to shit on some gravel stones we have put down under the deck. : Morgin
      • #1624 big turds = big fertilizer, we have a huge yard : RMSzero
• my first dog lived to 17 : Do_Or_Die
• I have a fish that's over 10 years old (just a regular old goldfish, although he's pretty big :D) : MrShmoo

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  now if there are no dancing chicks in DNF, im gonna raise hell while sitting down in front of the monito : fatbeaner
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    But we've already seen the dancing chicks in DNF. At least a glimpse of them. Since they were in DNF I f... : Topaz
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      "No sex in the Champagne Room..." : fatbeaner
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        If DNF didnt have naked chicks dancing then someone wouls add them in. BTW no more chris rock on the s : Ratalon
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          :D Rib Joint Customer: How much for a soda? Hammer: One dollar. Rib Joint Customer: Okay, how about... : fatbeaner
          • Wow mental images.. Hammer -> M.C. Hammer -> Black man in BIG pants! and then he pulls a cup out of hi : Ratalon
• At this particular club, the chicks would all be Satanists and/or dominatrices, anyway. : Lone Swordsman