Well, this certainly has been a day full of ups and downs. Nothing really interesting out there right now, so we'll just fast-forward to the stuff you've been waiting for the whole day - BEER! (The original, bulleted version - not the barely fake.) - Drinking, gambling and karaoke is good for you!. A hong kong teenager scored all A's in his exams after his mother encouraged him to drink, gamble and sing. Another girl that took the same test apparantly couldn't handle the stress and lept to her death. She passed. Away, that is.
- technical virgins (NWS) is a site that educates teens about the choices they have in life. Be sure to check out the movies.
- Various funnay pictures of normal places with abnormal names: here, here and here.
- A flash version of the classic "Romeo et Juliette", adapted for 31337 poepel liek us.
- You want a cool crapper? Some English company is developing a seat that analyzes your poo, and in case of emergency - emails the doctor. The quote of the day: "Why shouldn't toilets be linked to the internet?"
- A pretty cool and pretty technical article about traffic jams. They've got animations, simulations, and even theorize about you making a real difference on the highway!
- This one is pretty old, but since it's useful information I'll just post it. It's a site with instructions for women on how to pee standing up. Everything that helps our women to experience the immense joy of pissing against a tree instead of under it is a good thing(tm).
- Want to buy a foot? Here is your chance! An injured guy is going to chop off his foot with a home-made guillotine. And you can watch it, online - if you cough up the cash.
Thanks to the contributors: freak!, jboogedy, targetboy, gegtik and Gladiator. Thanks fsck for the spellingcheck.
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Looking for that comment from Jidar like < a month ago, where he was "talking like max-payne". It was considered by many to be the best post ever.
I cant remember enough of it to search through the comments, and Jidar has like 8500 comments and is taking for ever to browse through.
Anyone help out?
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NO DOUBLE SPACING???
SANDER... you need to improve your HTML SKILLZ boyeeee
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I mean, WTF was up with Ice-T spinning out of fucking nowhere.
cool movie though.
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How do you americans/canadanians/australians (basically all those folks with english as mothertongue) RAMMSTEIN
rather like RAMMSTEEN or like RAMMSTAIN(which would be more correct).
I heard some folks saying "Rammsteen" so i was wondering
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ummm, I suppose that's kinda funny :/
have to wait to read the news post to see wtf it's going on about i guess
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The Max Payne box says...
Recommended Requirements
-700MHz Intel or AMD Processor
-128 MB of RAM
-32MB Direct3D Compatible Graphics Card
-Equals 3dMark 2001 score of 2200
NOW one could safely assume that that's a reasonable score for a system like that. However, I get scores like that with the following
-1.2 GHZ Tbird
-512 MB PC2100
-64MB GeForce2 GTS
GRRRR
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Why are you limiting access to certain newsgroups?
Which newsgroups are being eliminated?
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Is this a change in policy?
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While I didn't find a new and updated version, I did find this:
ReadPlease 2000
http://www.simtel.net/pub/dl/9111.shtml
If you want to be a good little boy/girl and submit the information they ask for before they give you the above URL, go here: http://www.readplease.com/download.htm
I haven't tried it out yet, but I saw it mentioned in a Chicago Tribune article when I searched for text-to-voice software. I tried out some others a while ago and they sucked more than Dr. Sbaitso, and Dr. Sbaitso was oh-so-long ago.
BTW it helps if you type boolean :D
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better than gf2?
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jokemon: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HOMOSEX LAWS THE PASS IN HOLLAND BECAUSE AS LONG AS THEY CAN HAVE WEED AND PROSTITUTION IT IS... @ We're All Gonna Die in Holland!
http://www.dailyrush.dk/associated/story/3810/wolf.gif
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I mean, what is wrong with people? Just go to the damn doctor.
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www.busty-amateurs.com
Shut down
I feel partly responsible, since I never payed a dime for the porn on the site due to my massive password collection.
*holds hat over heart*
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Now I can't get into Clays BBS
WHY GOD WHY
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You know it's Too Frickin' Hot outside when you start to sweat at 7 AM. C'mon rain god, you're overdue!
I'm right at the end of throne of bhaal and I can't beat Melissan! I've tried nearly ten times and can't beat her.
The first time I fight her is fairly easy, but the second time I've only gotten her to near death (I don't know if you have to fight her a third time, but I'm guessing you do).
Soon as the second time starts, she usually ends up killing one of my party members right at the beginnning using time stop and attack a person until they die.
Then I can sometimes get a good run and get her down to near death but usually I end up losing my entire party before that. I've tried using potions of invulnerability, chaotic commands, dispel magic, etc. Nothing seems to help.
Plus, when she summons a beholder I'm good as dead because my party is turned into stone.
Any hints on how to beat her?
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and her new album owns too
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http://www.tribalwar.com/soap/index.php?articleid=41&page=1
At least Valve isn't owned by Sierra (although they publish their stuff through them), so they are not affected. I bet Sierra wishes they'd bought Valve for a song before it became big through -- I bet Valve would be like 50% of revenue if they were a sierra division.
http://forum.fuckedcompany.com/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=14521297791&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1
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http://forums.projectmayo.com/viewtopic.php?topic=2431&forum=3
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She didn't, and she went over her allocated amount of minutes.
$300 cellphone bill.
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http://ps2.ign.com/previews/16600.html
>:(
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well not really a spin but I was making a turn and my back swinged out then I over compinsated and went the otherway then I got control again, pretty fuckin scary
I'm kind of disappointed in my car i've taken sharper turns much faster and had no problems so I don't get it :|
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http://abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/china010809_spyplane.html
The United States has sent China a check for $34,000 to settle accounts over the U.S. Navy spy plane that collided with a Chinese fighter jet in April, officials told ABCNEWS.
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