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Hmmm, I think that fucked up. :p

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Pale skinny webmasters...

I think webmaster shouldn\'t be allowed at concerts...

What concert was this - Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers or Van Halen? \"Old People\", \"Self-important Vocalists\", and \"Non-singers singing\" could apply to any of those 3 bands.

More chicks in underwear and lyre bird feathers.
Less big boyfriends of girls in underwear a lyre bird feathers.
More rivers right next to the stage. BRILLIANT!
Less butch \"event staff\" who are on a major power trip and think they can bash the shit of small teenage guys... That was a while ago though...
Less cunts in the mosh who think just because my female friends are dancing right up next to them (there wasn\'t exactly much room) they can rub up against them.
Less of these cunts who know how to hit a guy REALLY HARD who is defending his female friends\' from them.
More ambulance people - they are really nice people.
LOTS more of those drugs that they gave me.
NO alcohol after you\'ve been given drugs by said ambulance people.
More nice nurses at the hospital three days later when I woke up.
Less having to share a hospital room withwhining bastards who are always \"in pain\".
Less whining bastards who know karate (or whatever the fuck it was).
More judges who find court cases in your favour.
More compensation.

MORE CONCERTS!!!!!

hehe. lol.

Perhaps I should clarify some things, I was a little tipsy last night when I posted that. ok, how exactly is pogo a valid form of \"expression\"? the pogo is alright, but most people don\'t have enough rythem to do it right. and I don\'t mind crowd surfing at concerts that are really packed. but when the crowd is unevenly dispersed, crowd surfing just doesn\'t work. Trouble with the people that crowd surf is that they don\'t know how to do it. they need to lie down stiff, and keep thier legs straight so no one gets a steel-toed boot to the nose. I\'m a big enough guy to hold up those people that surf, but it the smaller people I\'m more concerned about.

and whats with these anonymous pieces of shit calling me a \"faggot\"? at least get a fucking account and show your face.

OK, those sweaty guys that mosh at concerts. Its fine when they bump into each other and stuff, but when they run up and hit you -thats where i draw the line. Esp if they have their shirts off. wtf.

and btw all you ppl who smoke in the pit suck dick. fuckers. watch where you point those things.

P.S. the hot \"bouncing\" chicks rule. even more when they stand right next to you...

yeah...why were you at a concert that old people wanted to see????

oh yeah, one more thing.....less guys that drink enough jack to kill several small children and decided to grace me with the history of thier camaro......it\'s just not cool guys.

less people that sweat so much that when you bump into them you pick up speed and slide off into the distance....however, more people that mutter \"shrooms, kb\" etc. they\'re just so darn zany.

oh yeah, less hippies. they smell and are obviously in a state of denial, join the jaded youth my friends!

Ok, since somebody got annoyed at the \"little boy\" post, here\'s the background behind it:
I was at this concert, and this 60 year old woman dragging this 6 year old girl goes into the aisle in front of me and some friends. This woman is wearing tight black hot pants and a see through white shirt and her bra kept falling off. She was jumping around like a freak... so bad that the \"event staff\" came over to her several times and told her to stop. She got so bad that this girl sitting beside her got up and left, telling her \"You are WHITE TRASH\" before she left.

Anyway, let me add \"cranky old people\" to that list :)

Crowd Surfing sucks. don\'t do it. it\'s lame. and it seems people choose to mosh to the most inappropriate bands. most people that go to concerts suck I\'ve found. I dunno. I\'ve been to a ton a shows, small and big, and I\'ve found there are a lot of people out there that just don\'t know how to behave.

dancing=ok, moshing=usually not ok, taking your shirt off if you\'re a guy=ok in some instances, but not many, taking your shirt off if you\'re a girl=ok. :) crowd surfing=not ok, \"hoping\" up and down in one place=not ok. drinking/smoking=ok, unless people around seem like they don\'t accept.

Keep that shirt on Chewbacca!

One thing i put together by everyones posts is that there are way too many short fat girls and that guys must like em.
Guess it could be the huge tits.

ahhh thats midgets .......

Midets eyeballing your tackle from close range

Short fat girls who sit (dance?) on their large boyfriend\'s shoulders and kick you in the head.

The large boyfriends of the short fat girls that tap you on the shoulder when you dont let their GF\'s through to the front

(and by large i dont mean fat)

Hmm. About the other singers, you must have gone to a bad band. Lotsa good bands have good all-around singers.

-Spezzer

How about old, fat, drunk guys trying to start fights in the pit? Motherfuckers.

muggles: You sound a lot younger too. Kinda like a second grader.

- Merc