Evening Reading

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• taxman. : xvdl

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  That post is not logical. : Spock
  • What was it like Spock? Being dead. : Do_Or_Die
• "It's worse than that he's DEAD jim" : fen boi
• ___/\_/\ "it's life jim, but not as WE know it" : fen boi
• ...But thats impossible..! : cold_40

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• JAY & SILENT BOB ARE IN THE HIZZOUUSE! : xakmalice

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• like winning the lotto, eh? : krasnoyarsk-26
• how big is the site? : mrraist-
• THE WHOLE FUCKING SITE??? CHRIST AALLLL Mighty : Jerry C

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• MUCH BETTER mwahahahhahahaha : the violator
• COMEDY GOLD : fen boi

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  Get it from www.pricewatch.com mang. : dra.
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    This is for work. We have a company CompUSA card. : ZeBFFd00d
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      Get off your lazy butt and go to the store! You can look at games compare prices and save your company m... : Do_Or_Die
      • We go through CompUSA salesmen. Companies get big discounts that way. : ZeBFFd00d
  • Yeah, it might be cheap, but their shipping prices are insane. $12 for 1 stick of ram... Fuck off..... : mrraist-

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  Coffee and cigarettes : dognose
  • BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! : bRAINsick
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    I prefer beer and weed. : dra.
    • BREAKFAST OF BURNOUTS : bRAINsick
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  french toast..just because i havent had that in ages... : lacker
  • yeah that is what I was thinking, much easier than pancakes and waffles, plus less cleanup. : dra.
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  waffles. : Naim
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    I made your favorite neega, chicken and waffools : dra.
    • hahahahahha.. that sounds damn tasty actually.. :/ : Naim
• You already know what i'm eating.. but i'll vote 1 anyway : Hizzow
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  Waffles with strawberries, powdered sugar and whiped cream : the violator
  • ... Sounds guuud, but no whip cream ... damn that almost makes we want to go to a resturant. : dra.
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  Pancakes (with strawberries and whip cream, if you can get it) : zerologik
  • ... whip cream is all gone. : dra.
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    http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1626678 >:( : the violator
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      Whipped cream + powered sugar? I've never tried that. Waffles with that soft server ice cream is also ... : zerologik
      • Inch thick fluffly deliciouse belgian waffles...with powerdered sugar and whipped cream...maybe some nut... : the violator
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  Gespacho.. It's tomato soup served ICE-COLD!!! : krasnoyarsk-26
  • Sounds DEEE-LISH... but no. : dra.
  • GO BACK TO RUSSIA!!!!! : ZeBFFd00d
• D. BEERZ : frostythehitman
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  I had pizza rolls, you can't go wrong with that. : Bob Jones
  • While pizza rolls sound good, they are not available. : dra.
• ... and the winner was... 10 pieces of French Toast !!! : dra.

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• We all moved to word I will do a haiku there : the violator

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  I really think that is just the first few steps of the horizontal hoochie koochie. Keep working it, she'... : d-man
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    I'm going to take her out And then if we do go out, and after the date she doesn't return my calls, ... : the violator
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      Err..ok, if you go over there with the 12-guage then forget about my last post. I want to be as far awa... : xakmalice
      • Hehehhe I'll smear "XAKMALICE DID IT" in blood in every room. : the violator
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  hey ummm...if she turns you down, can you give her my shackmail address? ;) : xakmalice
  • Dude, she'd break your mind. : the violator
• dude i know the feeling, i call this girl on one of my breaks but she was talking to someone else so she... : mohmar
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  Ooook... I think your blowing this out of proportion... Ask her out again. : Hizzow
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    Oh I am Sadly I am asking her out again I have no free will : the violator
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      why sadly... Just ask dammit : Hizzow
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        Dude, she fucks with my head, yet I'm still drawn to her Oh well I need a date anyway eject is g : the violator
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          how does she fuck with your head? : Hizzow
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            Tells me to call, I call, never returns call or calls back two weeks later I see her in person, she g... : the violator
            • Crucial difference between her and you: You obsess, she doesn't. Don't let her get into your head, t... : jasonepowell
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              Heh... fine then give her a deadline... Say Meet me at this place on this day at this time, if her sc... : Hizzow
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                Yeah, this is the last call type of deal, then I'll have had enough and turned gay BRB : the violator
                • yep... : Hizzow
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  "she never got back to you"? dude you shoulda made sure after you asked her out and she said yes that yo : mbr0wn
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    I know This weekend is shot, but next weekend I will grab her. Maybe in more ways than one! HOORJ : the violator
    • Go For it : mbr0wn
• my view. she's either nuts or playing a game to make you chase after her or something. play... : Torias
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  she's just toying with you, I would email her back and say "That's nice, but are you flexible?" viola : redfive
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    I already know from visual demonstrations how felxible she is... UNF VIOLATION WILL ENSUE : the violator
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      more details please : mbr0wn
      • Ok, I worked with her for a while so I got to see the way she moves first off she doesn't walk, she ... : the violator
• *B U N N Y B O I L E R* : fen boi
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  i've played this game before. the more you don't show interest in her, the more she'll want you. my ad... : frostythehitman
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    HOO HAH, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR! : Ed McMahon
    • * S I D E K I C K ' D * : gegtik
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    True, but I'd have to trust her completely before sticking my tool in her mouth ;) : fen boi
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      ummm why? : frostythehitman
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        umm cause she could bite down hard... : lacker
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          B O B B I T ' D : fen boi
          • you kids are weird. : frostythehitman

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• now you're going straight to Hell : Degenerate
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  Dude why the hell did you do that? Those people are freaks All except for desmodus. She's my love ... : the violator
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    Well I asked a question on here earlier, and no one answered... >8( : dra.
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      What was the question? Maybe I can help : the violator
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        http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1626539 : dra.
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          Doh Ok I haven o clue. : the violator
          • >-8( : dra.
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  :P : fen boi
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    >8( : dra.
    • =8O : fen boi
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  what were you thinking?! : Naim
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    I was desperate needed mansecx : dra.
    • Oh.. well, good luck with that. :) : Naim

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  Error: Invalid start/end news items. : Do_Or_Die
  • Make sure you grab that last comma in the link... : ezkilla

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• You know I don't think I'd want the word "Limp" ever associated with me. There's just too much of a risk... : Do_Or_Die

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  Me. : SlimJim
  • we're very much alike in quite a few ways we're both losers with no motivation I'm kidding, but it : hawkeye
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  sorta i guess, but like say if The Alba was like "you and me tonight but tonight only" id change my m... : sexninja
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    oh hell yeah, but you kinda missed the point I don't think I'd have any problem being with her if it : hawkeye
    • i know, but yet i felt obligated to say that anyway :p : sexninja
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  Absolutely. I don't believe it waiting until marriage one little bit (silly people!) but I absolutel... : Ralmees
  • yeah, that's about how I think I am I mean I don't know if I could say no if an attractive chick aske... : hawkeye
  • Trust me sex0ring the wrong person feels like shit... you never get the feeling of two pieces of meat ru... : Zoesch
• It would be ok if they were really sexy/cute/hot. just sex and leave, if both were pre-agreed to that. ... : radula
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  It would be ok if they were really sexy/cute/hot. just sex and leave, if both were pre-agreed to that. ... : radula
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    <font color="red"> * D O U B L E P O S T E D ' D * <font> : radula
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      * H T M L ' d *}r try closing the tag next time too. : Cygnus X-1
      • ouch! : keith
• you can and you will. : nofxsux
• I do not have a problem with it >:) : abrasion
• Nah, after all... practice makes perfect :) : scythide
• yes : Barbarian
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  I wouldn't have sex with someone I didn't plan on spending the rest of my life with. : klerck
  • hmmm.. goats don't live very long, do they? : pyide
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    OMG, so you want to spend the rest of your life with me? Why didn't you say so?? : cot
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      burning the midnight oil I see. :< : moz
      • yeah, well, what can ya do. :( : cot
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    Are you serious? : abrasion
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      indeed I am : klerck
      • Really, well... that's nothing like the gay guys I've met ..... all they want is ... "the stuff" : abrasion
• I won't do the one night stand thing, but i can get over fucking someone who i don't want to be with.. : Hizzow

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  Theres a few people in line here... http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20010719/ffx12.jpg : dra.
  • raise your hand if you think japan needs another nuking That game better get to the US DAMN SOON : the violator
• i want to spend my vacation in spetember playing through all my old final fantasy games...i have never p... : lacker
• it's like paridise.. i wish i was there. : Naim

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  $83,000? For a Suburban? I don't care who drove it, it's not worth anywhere near that much. : Do_Or_Die
  • But its autographed or something. :) Actually I agree with you 100% : Degenerate

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  wait... there it goes... finally! i hope it holds?! : Naim
  • why doesn't mine work!?! : krasnoyarsk-26
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  I think its down. Which sucks, because I have to have my daily "Kill Naim and Ttocs" fix :) : ZeBFFd00d
  • It was up earlier when I raided Team Ninjasecx :) : the violator

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  damn, i went to bed at 2 or 3 am and at 2pm i still couldn't get up! : ILF
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    oh i qwould still be in bed if i had a choice but i have to work...i am getting sick too...sucks... : lacker
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      well, get better quickly! : ILF
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        trying...bought zinc + echinacea lozenges and dayquil and i have vitamin c... : lacker
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          I think I caught your cold :( : dognose
          • from all that sniffing me? : lacker
• bah, 10 hours is a catnap for me :) : ZeBFFd00d

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• That reminds me I'm hungry. : dra.
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  Ramen and Eggs? Enjoy your breakfest, Uncle Pennybags? ;) : ZeBFFd00d
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    Yep it's tastey : Hizzow
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      you know what I had? A liter of Mountain Dew. ;) : ZeBFFd00d
      • Yeah.... I only have beer and water... need to goto the store this weekend.. : Hizzow

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  depends. : ZeBFFd00d
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    e.g./ Special Olympics ads. : gegtik
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      yes, I think so. : jasonepowell
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        I laugh at retards all the time... heheh : perfektrtw
        • ( poll blatantly stolen from http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=14025051 ) : gegtik
    • when they're being all cocky and shit, yes. : ZeBFFd00d
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  You mean like when they post here? : dognose
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    *thumps hand to chest* : gegtik
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      Absolutely. ILFs post asking for links to websites that illustrate proper ether-sniffing techniques was ... : x-eyd|mary
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        I love the "I'M HIGH! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?" posts heheheheheh CLEANSE THE CITY ILF! CLEANS... : the violator
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          so where did i ever say I'M HIGH!??? : ILF
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            We kid because we love! : the violator
            • doesn't look like it :( : ILF
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          hehe. Reminds me of high school, when everyone worked so hard at being cool, they never realized how stu... : x-eyd|mary
          • unfortunately, that is absolutely not me. i actually work hard at being uncool. gets me some enemies, ... : ILF
      • call it retardation if you must. : ILF
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  http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/olympics.gif : zakk
  • OMFG I love spacemoose http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/thailand.gif Best. Comic. Ever. : the violator
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    NOT funnay. i hope everybody who laughs at them one day feels what it's like. it's not even most of th... : ILF
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      UNIVERSAL TRUTH TIME: Everything that's funny offends someone. LIVE WITH IT. : gegtik
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        actually: no. blonde jokes don't offend blondes, because they know it's a joke. but even if it were : ILF
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          wait, are you telling me NO ONE is offended by blonde jokes? : gegtik
          • i can't speak for ever single blonde on earth, but the blondes i know, know that blonde=stupid is wrong ... : ILF
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            Every blond woman I know jokes about being blond. I've never known one to get offended. : Ralmees
            • thank you. : ILF
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          Ok, from now on we'll pick on drug addicts. HOORJ : the violator
          • go ahead. but: 1. there are no jokes 2. i'm not an addict 3. i don't care :) : ILF
        • nice blanket statement. I've known blondes to be offended by blonde jokes. I laugh at everyone, the fa... : zakk
  • Thats so funny, but so wrong... /me was laughing at the poll so I guess I laugh at retards... : mrraist-

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• AHAHAHAHAHA : Degenerate
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  gross. : dra.
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    maybe. But it's damn funny. :) : Degenerate
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      http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1626646 : dra.
      • I already have my bus pass for that trip. My seat is reserved. : Degenerate

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  Their RL stores are like that too sometimes :( : dognose
  • the one I live near has been in a constant state of re-modeling for years :\ : ZeBFFd00d

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  RUN AWAY!! : fen boi
  • Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the syste... : xakmalice
• I fart in your general direction you stupid English Kniggets : fen boi
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  "tis too perilous!" : the violator
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    Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll... : xakmalice
    • african or european? : the violator
• tis but a scratch! : fen boi
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  THIS IS WHY THE RE-RELEASE OF HOLY GRAIL WILL BE UNATTENDABLE : gegtik
  • LOL, why go when you know it verbatim? : fen boi

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  There is a vaccuum under this post that will be filled shortly.. : gegtik
  • I am bracing myself for the vengence that will soon visit this post. : palvar
• *SHACK TAGGED* : the violator
• http://www.google.com/search?q=universal&safe=off&num=100 : ILF

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  are these experiences rare? I keep hearing that they are, hence my reluctance to buy Tribes2. That and... : jasonepowell
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    Depends where you play. And a 433mhz cpu? For-get-a-bout-dit : seemlar
    • It'll work fine, I've seen it myself. : Do_Or_Die
  • Eh, really good games with teams the gel together are somewhat rare, but I often have a lot of fun regar : Do_Or_Die

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• explain? : protoman
• i want the old layout back : mbr0wn

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• (POLICE MEGAPHONE:) DROP THE PIPE AND BACK AWAY! : xakmalice
• j00 = MAXIMUM WEIRDO! : Do_Or_Die
• machinehead? : mbr0wn