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  no upload dir ? : sikander
  • I've been on the fence about that. I don't like giving out upload dirs to the general populace.. it's t... : beastrabban

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• that, sucks : Barbarian
• leave it to dumbass rednecks with guns to fuck up a good home depot like that : SKI242

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  Actually, here she is: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BZHUSL&key=ECL / [V] : {Venger}
  • Dude, if thats your sister, I hope you like incest. : madgrad
  • can i come over an play with your sister : pyide
  • dont take this the wrong way but i want to fuck your sister. : sexninja!!!!
• OWNED BY SWEDEN : sexninja!!!!
• Now thats what I call, skanktastic. : Leon Phelps
• i thought that was Venger : ease_one

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• good job! : emocore
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  http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?thread=14960 DOOFUS! : pyide
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    WHAT THE HELL!¤!¤!¤ : {Venger}
    • haha! it helps to look at the latest comments box on the top right of the page ;) : pyide

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• the url would be handy. : scythide
• * F O R G O T L I N K ' D * : {Venger}
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  www.buckyswalloz.com OOOPS : thra5h
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    It's got lensflares! Seriously, use the 'less is more' principle. Get a cleaner logo, WITHOUT lots of... : {Venger}
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      only thing I'd add is reduce the load time and file sizes. anything over 60-75k is really pushing it fo... : jasonepowell
      • thx ill do that. : thra5h
    • Thx your right about the logo I made like 4 and let them choose, and I suck at pshop. and the text i was... : thra5h

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• ..... the shack has reached a new low. : king_darius
• BRAIN IMAGERY SIX O' CLOCK CAPTAIN!!!! MAINFRAME OVERLOAD!!! THIS SHIT IS GONNA BLOW UP ANY MINUTE BAIL ... : {Venger}
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  omg... ... : andromeda
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    You know the concept of my tanned wang arouses you. Just admit it. It's ok. I'll be coming thro... : madgrad
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      your wang had better not be tanned when you come to arizona >:( : king_darius
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        Or worse, what if his TAN is WANGED!?? : {Venger}
        • *SELF-DESTRUCT MODE INITIATED* : king_darius
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        Dude, my wang is tanning AS WE SPEAK as I type this, the shaft is darkening, like an oncoming storm : madgrad
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          you trusted those crazy chemicals with Madgrad Jr? : sexninja!!!!
          • I look at it this way Every day my balls are exposed to radiation and anthrax Whats some cancer c... : madgrad
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          Can i touch it? =) *giggle* : Jennifer Love Hewitt
          • /kicks JLH in the head : sexninja!!!!
          • No, but you can suck it. : madgrad
          • BITCH YOU'RE ALL MINE GET AWAY FROM EAST COAST WANG. : king_darius
  • i'm sorry you have to read that :( : king_darius
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  Did you tan your ass hole? :) : Zoesch
  • the tanning stuff would just wear away anyway : sexninja!!!!
  • Low, Lower, eject Zoesch :( : {Venger}
  • >:( MAXIMUM BAD SOMEONE NUKE THIS MOFO : king_darius
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    No, I know you'll only lick it if it's pink. : madgrad
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      http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1597330 : sexninja!!!!
      • *nods* *suicides* : king_darius
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      GOD dAMMIT WTF IS GOING ON HERE *prays for another db crash* : king_darius
      • HAHAHAHHA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WANTS SOME WANG? : madgrad
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        Why did you reply to this and bring it to attention? *cries* : seemlar
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          i didn't reply to it first :( i'm leaving to go to the movies again, this time with friends. : king_darius
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            Come on don't you want to discuss my tanned wang some more? : madgrad
            • Silence! : seemlar

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  whoa. we're 4 days apart. same shitty song though :( : -Panther-
  • shitty music doesn't discriminate :) : Zoesch
• Cheese, that song was #1 for a long time... I don't know why people don't like good songs. Like "Maria" ... : BenMurphy
• same song for oct 11, 1981 : emocore

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• wow, impressive. i know a guy who loves Goldeneye & Perfect Dark but won't play any PC FPS games because... : king_darius
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  I have a psx-> usb converter... not that exact same one. but yes they are(mine is anyways) reliable/c... : pyide
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    do you have that same brand? : raunchy
    • no, mine is made by yobo gameware.. cost 13 dollars more too >:( : pyide

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  all of them. : acheron
  • This is very true. : {Venger}
• didn't care for Feurraeder : lbsn
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  Here's my rammstein recommended song-list: Alter Mann Klavier Zwitter Mein Herz Brennt Feuerrader... : Zoesch
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    You forgot Links 234 FAGGORT : madgrad
    • Nah, that song is nice but not a killer in my "buch" :) : Zoesch
    • the video for that is l337 : sexninja!!!!
  • I know atleast five songs by them that you missed that are my favorites, do as shackified said, just get... : {Venger}

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• * N E O N G R A D ' D * : sexninja!!!!
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  don't forget to get the wang. chicks dig a tan wang. : -Panther-
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    wangs are naturally tan : raunchy
    • Mine's a pale green. Everyone's different, right fellows!? : BenMurphy

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• can I be a mappar? : Sexpansion Pack
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  work at a grocery store do you? yeah i would like to help with that!! : Galadriel07
  • You KNOW I did DAMMIT : freak!
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  Ill do textures and 2d art : {Venger}
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    all your textures will have davecrazy's face on them. : acheron
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      I CAN do other stuff than davecrazy fakes >:) : {Venger}
      • Okay, so you'll mix in some plastic cowboy hat pics too. : acheron
  • Can you draw old people? I'd prefer old woman with too much makeup and jewelry on, and old men who n... : freak!

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  Ok, somebody PLEASE nuke that crap... : V0lk
  • why? cuz of the leaf? : futtbucker

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• That's it. I give up. : -Panther-

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  First... I'll never go to see a movie where the acronym is a fish, and secondly, I dont see "womens mov... : Silentlobotomy
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    first...see, the acronym is either "KD" or "KotD". neither is a fish. ;) second....it was free. wtf. ... : king_darius
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      no no no... obviously you haven't seen the ads for the movie. in big sprawling letters on the poste : Silentlobotomy
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        yes, but that acronym is obviously incorrect ;) yeah, i get your point. hey, reese witherspoon is hot... : king_darius
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          yeah she is :) hottest milf around : Sexpansion Pack
          • lol i guess that's true :D : king_darius
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            shes a milf? : sexninja!!!!
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              shit that means i gotta start payin child support now i guess :( : sexninja!!!!
              • lol :) : king_darius
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              she married ryan phillipe, they have a kid already. : king_darius
              • whore! : judge
            • ya, she married the dipshit from Cruel Intentions / I know what you did.. Ryan Phillippe ? i think is hi... : judge
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  Kiss of the dragon was just plain awesome. Heh, heh... stupid Frenchmen : BenMurphy
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    there were some fucking awesome scenes in that movie. the part where the black dude walks into the shop.... : king_darius
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      i liked how the blonde guy was reading where's waldo : fat mike
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        i missed that! :) : king_darius
        • it was pretty funny : fat mike
    • werd. when he catches that one blonde guy and cracks his neck there was a cumulative "daAAAMMMNN!" l... : -Panther-
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      Sorry, I dont enjoy Jet Li movies. They seem too planned and unbelievable. I think Jackie Chan is a ... : Silentlobotomy
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        and Jackie Chan movies aren't unrealistic? : -Panther-
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          there is no comparison in realism. Jet Li flies around shooting guns and killing everything in site w... : Silentlobotomy
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            There was not wire-fu in this movie (or if there was I didn't notice it). and Jet Li runs around for... : -Panther-
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              yeah, i didn't notice any wire stunts either. seemed pretty pure to me. oh wait. i'm not an expert or... : king_darius
              • the whole pool ball thing seemed a little weird to me, maybe it's because i was in the third row though : fat mike
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                Did you ever see Fist of Legend? : madgrad
                • UGH!!! BORING. He stands around and kicks peoples asses for an hour and a half and doesn't even get h... : Silentlobotomy
                • no sir. er. no sir Mr. Fagort. : king_darius
              • Its just the same goddamn fighting over and over. Creativity is needed somewhere. And Jet Li steals pe... : Silentlobotomy
      • You should check this one out, I didn't like any of his previous work, but this blew me away. Predictabl... : BenMurphy
    • The fight with the two blondies and the fat fuck with the twin tricked out Uzis were cool, but the rest... : madgrad
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      Hehe, man... the twins were so freakin awesome. And my friend Allison started squeeling when the big bla... : BenMurphy
      • yeah, he just looked like a badass when he walked in...heh. : king_darius

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  I went to High School with three of the original band members of AFI. : acheron
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    east bay eh? : fat mike
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      No, they are from a small town called Ukiah. Davey and I both went to Cal, and that's how they got to... : acheron
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        ugh, ukia : fat mike
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          eh, it's not all bad. : acheron
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            still there? : fat mike
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              oh, hell no. I only spent one summer in Ukiah during college, and I've been in the Bay Area ever sinc... : acheron
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                what school is in ukiah? : fat mike
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                  School? High School? : acheron
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                    i thought you went to college there : fat mike
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                      no, I'm from there. Went to college in Berkeley: http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1597198 : acheron
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                        oh ok okok i see. got confused. : fat mike
                        • no biggie. Ukiah has a community college. Bunch of my friends ended up going there, but I didn't rea... : acheron
      • Of course, that means I'm from Ukiah too. : acheron

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  uhhhh ...... : Morgin
  • I second that. : Silentlobotomy
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  http://www.geocities.com/columbinegame/ : JudgeDredd
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    OMG... that's fucking sick. Where the fuck has respect gone anymore... death isn't sacred to anybody. : Silentlobotomy
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      I think its funny : judge
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        Its not. And I have instantly lost any existing respect for you now. : Silentlobotomy
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          I guess I'm glad I don't judge my self respect by the opinions of a guy named Lobotomy, heh. : judge
          • once again: "Not funny." : Silentlobotomy
          • ROFL : JudgeDredd
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          Err, its totally innocent, its just pictures of cats for gods sake. Have you even seen the site in quest... : {Venger}
          • Uh, dont mind that post, i replied to the wrong guy about the wrong thing, err.. : {Venger}
          • wrong post your replying to man. : Silentlobotomy
    • I don't think death SHOULD be sacred... : freak!
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    that is FUCKING WRONG : Raziel
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      Seriously. I am starting to get sick and tired of all of these halflife mods. The engine is about 10 y... : JudgeDredd
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        NOW THATS COMEDY : Sexpansion Pack
        • *shits pants* oh wait... *un-shits pants* : Silentlobotomy
  • OMG thats horrible!!! : Galadriel07
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    It's so wrong it's funny : freak!
    • its not funny Freak!! you can just hear me say it cant you ;) : Galadriel07
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  Here's the link! http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1593296 / [V] : {Venger}
  • Oh great, im late : {Venger}
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  sponsored by kitty porn, heh http://www.angelfire.com/pa/KittyPorn/ : judge
  • *mew* :( : kitty.jpg
  • That site is fun :) : {Venger}
  • Hee hee... kitties! :D : BenMurphy
  • ewww LOL : Galadriel07
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  Someone should maybe find out the address of those mod authors, and maybe go chase them around with a gu... : V0lk
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    I think they find it "cool" and not "funny." : JudgeDredd
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      well, it's neither "cool" nor "funny". : V0lk
      • If you think killing a bunch of your young peers isn't cool, I think you should check out Kiriyama in th... : JudgeDredd

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• no.......? : sexninja!!!!
• you have way too many services running? : jasonepowell
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  no. Should be more like 0%-1%... check your system processes. : Silentlobotomy
  • ? : pyide
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    when i move my mouse it drops to 0-2% but still with absolutely nothing running and still mouse.. it... : pyide
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      defag : raunchy
      • that will help? i should defrag anyway.. been 172 days! yikes! : pyide
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      Eh, it's probly no biggy then. If you notice that it's running slow, then do some repair stuff (regclean... : BenMurphy
      • word.. thank you mr murphy : pyide

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  Set Linux to use DHCP and plug the cable modem into the nic... : mrraist-
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    wutsa nic? i have it plugged into the ethernet slot : Psychotic-Monk
    • Give up and install Windows... : mrraist-

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• "You know, if Funcom still needs money to finish the game, they should consider embedding click-through ... : BenMurphy
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  that pic is fake. I've been playing AO since beta, and haven't had even ONE problem like that. Only prob... : V0lk
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    you cant fake a screenshot, man : raunchy
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      you certainly can. Photoshop is good. : acheron
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        lies! : raunchy
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          I was hoping that you were joking. : acheron
          • meaning, I see now that you are. : acheron
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      uh, it's been done before. : Silentlobotomy
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        (it was meant as a joke) : raunchy
        • good, i was afraid you'd gone into lamerville ;) : king_darius
        • sorry, gotta remember sarcasm doesn't pass thru the internet quite well as flames. : Silentlobotomy
  • I don't think it's fake, I think he just left the window open each time he ran it so he could take a scr... : jidar
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  You know, if Funcom still needs money to finish the game, they should consider embedding click-throu : mirage
  • ya I thought that was hilarious as well : judge

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  Just to fuck with YOU sweetie bear Did your fucking friend ever make any more comic progress? : madgrad
  • no... i killed my friend and made chilli out of him : eject
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  you think assassinations are easy??? : Raziel
  • every other one up to this point have been challenging... but not DAMN IMPOSSIBLE! : eject
• yeah it sucks, only cause its so long though. wait till you get to the final jungle mission, "say hello ... : El Guapo

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  IM NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD THAT DOESNT EXIST : eject
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    NOOOOOOOOOO Where is that remix you promised me at? Fucker. : madgrad
    • OH!!!!!1 i'll make it right noW!!!!!! : eject

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  it was bashed hard because of the utter lunacy of the story : Sexpansion Pack
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    Oh really. I thought it was rather creative than the shit spawned by Hollywood. "How is that terrori... : Silentlobotomy
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      i also think it depends on your tolerance for anime plots. I hate almost all of them and FF was very si : Sexpansion Pack
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        Well, I hope you intend to add a bit more depth to "the script sucked." I thought it was innovative. ... : Silentlobotomy
        • i welcome diversity too - but cmon, how new is the idea of the earth being alive and the bad technocrats... : Sexpansion Pack

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  interrupted every 8 to 10 minutes by scantily-clad barely 18 women telling us to buy a certain brand of ... : judge
  • still a great movie and I don't have shit to do so... : -Panther-
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    8-10 minutes?? Isnt it more like 30-40 minutes? : {Venger}
    • not in american tv land : El Guapo
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      its set by law, not to exceed xx minutes in a xx timeperiod..I think it is 6 or 8 minutes every half hou... : judge
      • HOLY HELL! I do remember seeing a lot of ads during my FL visit but i was mostly outside.. DANG! You ... : {Venger}

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• ewwwwwwwwww.. : sikander
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  Do like I did, throw out all of the pots, pans and glasses...and make everyone use paper/plastic cups pl... : drucifer
  • Hey, that kicks ass. Hmm... and his room is open and unoccupied, I could always throw all his decomposin... : BenMurphy
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  this calls for... * W T F * : mofo
  • Nope... this calls for * T O O M U C H I N F O R M A T I O N ' D * : Zoesch
• if you had any sense, you could have just cleaned the stuff up yourself six months ago, and charged him ... : El Guapo

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  zen fascists will control you, 100% natural, you will jog for the master race, and always wear the happy... : V0lk
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    close your eyes, can't happen here, Alexander Haig is near : i am the baker
    • the hippies won't come back you say, mellow out or you will pay! : V0lk
• NY/HC to j00 f00! : Zoesch

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• ummm... you don't. This is the biggest failing of Opera, hands down. : jasonepowell
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  maximum suckage. :((((( : airrob
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    pretty much. I've already emailed the developers and it's on the list for Opera 6, so don't worry. : jasonepowell
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      ETA for Opera 6? : airrob
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        When it's done Actually, I have no clue, I think the end of this year, or beginning of next. : jasonepowell
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          what's opera 6 : Silentlobotomy
          • Web browser. Opera 5.12 is the most current version. : jasonepowell
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  You start singing @ 3, get castrated @ 10, become a regular in the opera circles @ 16, get married to a : Zoesch
  • ROFL : drucifer
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    the practice of castrating young boys to make "castrati" went out of practice about two hundred years ag... : Sexpansion Pack
    • Hey, yo´'ll be surprised (Chinese opera singers :) and they do it now with hormones... : Zoesch

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  Damn, I forgot about Independence War... This looks pretty cool.. : freak!
  • wrong thread :( :( :( : freak!
  • movethrea]s   It is   ]movethread : -TKF-

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• the buttons need to be more fucked up : lbsn
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  hahaha, I just got the high score on that game... >:D or did I make the top 6 loser list? :) : Quagmire
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    #1620, Of course you did. : indeego
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      yes, I should have realized that. : Quagmire
      • I got top 6 too.. hmm? : {Venger}
• Is it wrong that I try to make the cars jump off the track? : Degenerate
• ROLLERCOASTER ON HOMO : lbsn
• strange.. very strange : pyide
• I got 96 for my high score. Damn game is way addictive. : DjSix22
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  OMG THAT GAME ROCKS! Sonera is a finnish telephone company btw, kinda like AT&T :) *plays some mor... : {Venger}
  • can you read the text on that page? : futtbucker

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• my friend liked it : sexninja!!!!
• salon.com has a review up : -TKF-
• i thought it was pretty cool. the plot's a bit boring, but the performances are great : Sexpansion Pack

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  Asus. It's what I got and I never had a problem. Plus, the story a few days ago on FS about the new Palo... : Do_Or_Die
  • I got an Epox Ep-8k7a VIA 686B on the way. :/ : davecrazy
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  Abit unless you have an SB Live (get the KT7A RAID! unf unf unf ) : judge
  • something wrong with the live? : Morgin
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    If it was for me I would get the RAID board. It's for a friend though who is finally replacing his Penti... : Degenerate
    • A7V... no doubts... : Zoesch

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  i cant get a good read on this game. is it a space shoot-em up like X-wing with predefigned missions or ... : davecrazy
  • check your shaskmsg : -TKF-

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• Grand Turismo 3. Its worth getting ps2 for. : davecrazy
• I had a blast with 4X4 Evo : Degenerate
• Nascar 4 is quite enjoyable. : jasonepowell
• mcm2.. heh :D : pyide