Evening Reading
by Maarten Goldstein, Jul 05, 2001 5:47pm PDTTonight's Evening Reading is really special. It's made through a 56k modem connection, thanks to the quality cable of Sonera, which ceased working over an hour ago and shows no signs of recovering. But, ER is still early. Which might be quite something all on it's own.
- Nothing like waking up with a snake on your pecker. Thanks to everyone sending it in.Lastly, this is impressive and disturbing. Some guy actually ate 50 hotdogs in 10 minutes. Thanks Shawn.
- Looks like Canada is no longer the place to be. Norway is the best country to live in right now. - Gotta love those criminals stealing cars and then finding out they dont know how to drive with a stick (weak). - A word of advice: don't BAKE your fireworks. Talk about retard? - Some chick is trying to get in the record books by spending as long as possible in a glass cage with 2,000 (!) scorpions.
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The Church of Scienting was founded by mediocre philosopher and writer L. Ron Hubbard. L. Ron Hubbard once tried to rape a moving freight train. L. Ron Hubbard killed a man just to watch him die. Yeah, THAT L. Ron Hubbard, the one with the beady eyes and the bad teeth, the one who used to store his urine in mason jars and then trick people into drinking it. Then he died from having too much unprotected sex with gorillas and was entombed behind a "Quadratic Force Field" by his loyal followers, who just got out of jail for soliciting sheep.
heheheh
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japanese = seriously fucked up
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Has anyone ever seen him curse?
Seriously, most of us ::except Clay:: sling profanities like there is no tommorrow, but for the life of me I can not recall Vantage ever saying "fuck", yet I know he's not a prude due to his massive porn collection
Any thoughts or am I just insane?
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http://www.nerve.com/personals/preview_ad.asp?TP=S&PRID=1441073&SRID=1767772&SOL=L&MBR=
"more about who I'm looking for
An outdoorsy bookworm with less ambition than talent. You dispense constructive criticisms as compliments and hate to tell white lies for the sake of nicety. You don't always sleep at night, and don't feel the need to justify this kind of irregularity. You pull pranks to shake off a bad mood, and you're never caught
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Does anyone (smart) here use ICQ 99b AND have it installed in win2k AND working right now?
and know how to use regedit?
- plz reply if so.
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CIggarrettes: NEVER
Drugs: Sometimes
Oh yeah, smoking will fuck you up, but shooting heroin is ok
it's 8:58 and i'm literally RUNNING to to my cube before the 9:00 cube check.
i get there at like 8:59:45
guess what.
my manager isn't here.
his manager isn't here.
HER boss isn't here.
Even the kiss ass peon who does the sneaky-on-the-side checks isn't here.
damn I should go home.
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MIRACEL: SUMMON CHATTY BITCH
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This is an announcement to the entire world!
IF YOU ARE UGLY DO NOT PUT UP A NUDE PHOTO OF YOURSELF IN A PERSONAL AD!!!
*vomits*
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jesus...look at some of those pics
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http://www.ornithopter.net/media_gallery.html
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GRRRR
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BWAHAHAHHAHA
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pretty!
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Why are those pigs in the air...?
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Just had daily LORD fix....NEED MORE NOW
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TURN OFF THE F*****
SWEARING
You may think that Ion Storm are a bunch of 'soft people who like to have intercourse with their mothers' and that the idea is totally 'poo', but if you're going to make a game playable for children this is the best way to do it.
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http://members.aol.com/m8freeyourmind/Introducing_Aria_2.avi
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The Open Source Mullet
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fuck me.
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