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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Jul 05, 2001 5:47pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

Tonight's Evening Reading is really special. It's made through a 56k modem connection, thanks to the quality cable of Sonera, which ceased working over an hour ago and shows no signs of recovering. But, ER is still early. Which might be quite something all on it's own.

- Nothing like waking up with a snake on your pecker. Thanks to everyone sending it in.
- Looks like Canada is no longer the place to be. Norway is the best country to live in right now. - Gotta love those criminals stealing cars and then finding out they dont know how to drive with a stick (weak). - A word of advice: don't BAKE your fireworks. Talk about retard? - Some chick is trying to get in the record books by spending as long as possible in a glass cage with 2,000 (!) scorpions.
Lastly, this is impressive and disturbing. Some guy actually ate 50 hotdogs in 10 minutes. Thanks Shawn.






  • Lowtax is at it again...

    The Church of Scienting was founded by mediocre philosopher and writer L. Ron Hubbard. L. Ron Hubbard once tried to rape a moving freight train. L. Ron Hubbard killed a man just to watch him die. Yeah, THAT L. Ron Hubbard, the one with the beady eyes and the bad teeth, the one who used to store his urine in mason jars and then trick people into drinking it. Then he died from having too much unprotected sex with gorillas and was entombed behind a "Quadratic Force Field" by his loyal followers, who just got out of jail for soliciting sheep.