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Evening Reading
by Steve Gibson, Jul 03, 2001 5:38pm PDTI name today... the most eventful day ever! In an attempt to bring some order to the incredibly hectic crazy day we bring you ER. This ER was cranked out via sweat shops in Canadia by underpaid overworked minors. They usually do the best work so we employed them.
- If you like fast food, dont read this. Thanks to that sick bastard dognose. - Security agents train long and hard for 4-6 weeks in order to reach a pinacle of a career like this. - What will you do if you win the lottery? I'm gonna start up a global meth manufacturing career! - Some interesting programming language benchmarks for you programmer monkeys. Thanks Richard. (fyi, Shack runs c-code, some php, and a tiny bit of perl) - Some dude scored himself a new heart. It's fake though.. some assembly required.Lastly, good luck to Lum The Mad who has quit that silly website business and moved on to real work at Mythic Entertainment. update Jack - HELP! I'm having really nasty hard drive issues. It's the kind where you turn on the computer and one of the hard drives starts clicking like hell. I have some backups, but there's some recent data on there I'd like to get off. Are there any remedies that any of you know of? If you can help, please shoot me a ShackMessage or email. Thanks much!
Movie using the original series method (aka, ADD++):
behind the Spoilers
<Intro Credits>
Military Base: Military things are happening
Soldier 1: So what's for dinner?
Soldier 2: I Don't know...Hey, what's that helicoptor!?!
Helecopter transforms, it's a Decepticon!
Soldier 1: Look Out!
Truck Explodes
Decepticon Symbol->Autobot Symbol
At a car lot, Bernie Mac is there, he is Black
Spike's Dad: I'm gonna buy you a car!
Spike: Yay! That one!
He picks Bumblebee, nerds giggle
Autobot Symbol->Decepticon Symbol
Desert, Soldiers are walking!
Soldier 2: Wow, what was that?
Soldier 1: I don't know, but...Oh know watch out!
Scorpinok attacks, rock houses explode, Scorpinok explodes and vanishes
Decepticon Symbol->Autobot Symbol
Spike's house. Car noises
Spike: my car?!?
Autobot Symbol->Autobot Symbol
Junkyard, Bumblebee is a robot now
Spike: OMG, it's a robot!
Evil Police Car attacks
Spike: Ahh
Spike gets in Bumblebee and there's a chase. They escape, but rumble hides in Spike's stuff
Jazz transforms and shoots stuff
<Transformers will be back after these messages>
<We now return to Transformers>
Laserbeak transforms and flys off shooting stuff
Autobot Symbol->Autobot Symbol
Metors hit
Probe: Explore, Explore, Explore
Probe finds vehicles, one is a truck, nerds giggle
Autobot Symbol->Autobot Symbol
Spikes House, autobots arrive
Prime: We're the autobots. Good guys. Your grandpa saw Megatron, his glasses are the key get them for us
Spike: OK
Autobot Symbol->Decepticon Symbol (were there ever "evil" humans?)
Spike: Found it!
Government MIBs arrive, they're sinister
MIB: Come with us!
Spike is captured
Decepticon Symbol->Autobot Symbol
Government convoy is being followed by autobots, there is an action scene and Spike is rescued
Spike: Yay!
Spike is recaptured, so is bumblebee
Spike: No!
Rodimus Prime transforms and shoots stuff
<Transformers will be back after these messages>
<We now return to Transformers>
Grimlock transforms crushes something
Secret Base, Soldier 1 & 2 are there
MIB: We've been keeping Megatron for 100 years, your grandpa wasn't crazy.
Spike: Wow!
Autobot Symbol->Decepticon Symbol
Rumble escapes and thaws Megatron
Megatron: I'm free!
Decepticon Symbol->Decepticon Symbol
Starcream, Bonecrusher, and other Decepticons go to attack secret base, stuff explodes
Decepticon Symbol->Autobot Symbol
Spike finds Bumblebee in base and they escape. Bumblebee radios prime that they have the macguffin cube. Soldier 1 & 2 are coming with them in a tank. Prime and the autobots arrive
Prime: You must protect the cube!
Spike: OK!
Megatron flys out of nowhere and tackles Prime. Other Decepticons and Autobots fight. Megatron's ego is wounded
Megatron: Decepticons retreat!
they do, to their secret base
Prime: Thank goodness the macguffin cube survived
Autobot Symbol->Decepticon Symbol
Secret Decepticon base
Starscream: That woundn't have happened if I was in charge
Megatron shoots are Starscream, but misses
Starscream: Not that I'm trying to take over
Decepticon Symbol->Autobot Symbol
Autobot Base
Prime: We must protect these humans form the Decepticons. Next time it won't be so easy
Jazz says something black, Autobots + Spike lean back and laugh
<end credits>
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday/sunday
12-1a.m Cowboy BeBop
6:30-7a.m Transformers -Rid Transformers -Rid Transformers -Rid Transformers -Rid Transformers -Rid Transformers -Rid
5-6p.m
6-6:30p.m DragonballZ DragonballZ
7-8p.m Buffy
8-9p.m
9-10p.m Angel
12-1a.m
About god damn fucking time Intel. :) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... dual channel DRR or in other words the New Doom killer chipset. :)
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Yet another example of how James Cameron has not one original idea in his brain. Titanic was a direct lift from this film.
T2 = T1 rehashed
Aliens = Alien rehashed
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
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Hitachi has developed a chip that could be woven into paper money to help identify counterfeits and could also have wide ramifications for identification and surveillance technologies. The chip, called Mew, measures just 0.4mm on a side and stores information such as identification and security codes.
What about the following situation, a drug dealer who was just paid to assassinate someone goes to various stores to exchange currency because he knows damn well his identity may not be known, but his cash is being tracked. So as you walk into the store to make an honest purchase you stumble across this currency. Frightening isn't it?
http://www.antioffline.com/07042001.html
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Biscuit Sandwich (Sausage,Biscuit and egg), Croisandwich, Cinnaminnis, Sausage Biscuit(no egg)...and Hash Browns.
This is my Burger King Experience of the Morning
/me drives up to the drive-thru
Speaker: Welcome to BurgerKing. What can I get you.
Me: I would like two Biscuit Sandwiches and a Croisandwich please.
Speaker: What kind of Sandwich?
Me: I would like two Biscuit Sandwiches and a Croisandwich please.
Speaker: <something undistinguishable> I can't hear you.
Me: <Loudly and Slowly> I...would...like..two..Biscuit..Sandwiches..and..a..Croisandwich..please!
Speaker: <nothing>
Me: HELLO!?!?
Speaker: What kind of Biscuit?
Me: A BISCUIT SANDWICH.
Speaker: <nothing>
/me waits for response
Speaker: Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
Me: Its still me here! Did you get my order?!?
Speaker: That'll be $1.27...please drive forward.
/me drives to window.
Dumb Chick: That'll be $1.27.
Me: That is not what I ordered. My order should be around $5.00. I ordered two biscuits sandwiches and a croisandwich.
Dumb Chick 2: What's your problem?
Me: I am being very patient here, but, if I don't get my order in 30 seconds, I'm coming in there to talk to the manager.
Dumb Chick: What did you order?
Me: Forget it...
/me drives off. >:(
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Shack Hub......needs users......badly
</James T. Kirk>
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Cracking the joints on your toes
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gonna get the 3" exhaust on my l337 1988 Toyota Land Cruiser, then one of my buddies is gonna help me replace the camshaft with an RV cam
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7 hours of live tool:
http://65.92.128.149:8000/
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Does anyone know why only the first three or so asf files I opened in WMP 6 will play sound and the rest don't?
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my only friend through teenage nights
and everything i had to know
i heard it on my radio
radio.
you gave them all those old time stars
through wars of worlds - invaded by mars
you made 'em laugh - you made 'em cry
you made us feel like we could fly.
so don't become some background noise
a backdrop for the girls and boys
who just don't know and just don't care
and just complain when you're not there
you had your time, you had the power
you've yet to have your finest hour
radio.
all we hear is radio ga ga
radio goo goo
radio ga ga
all we hear is radio ga ga
radio blah blah
radio what's new?
radio, someone still loves you!
we watch the shows - we watch the stars
on videos for hours and hours
we hardly need to use our ears
how music changes through the years.
let's hope you never leave old friend
like all good things on you we depend
so stick around cos we might miss you
when we grow tired of all this visual
you had your time, you had the power
you've yet to have your finest hour
radio - radio.
all we hear is radio ga ga
radio goo goo
radio ga ga
all we hear is radio ga ga
radio goo goo
radio ga ga
all we hear is radio ga ga
radio blah blah
radio what's new?
radio, someone still loves you!
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I've just now started to get the hang of that pretty well with Q3A.
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psyche! :D
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i believe i qualify for a slob award.
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http://members.optushome.com.au/cgillott/hattrick.jpg
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http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1530378
fucking incredible
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Shack-Rides page
Sleep!
Take it easy, d00dz!
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http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1530923
I would like to announce the best beer can / beer bottle -look awards
my nominee's are:
HEINEKEN CAN
for its barrel shape.... and the cool silver color and the green logo
FOSTER'S CAN
for the blue and gold -regular shaped can
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GROLSCH BOTTLE
for its green bottle and funky *pop open top* but common shape
FOSTERS'S BOTTLE
for a brown bottle and a cool blue and gold label with a more distinct shape
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https://www.grc.com
Attempting connection to your computer. . .
[..snip..]
Please Note: On highly secure systems this may take up to one minute. . .
Your Internet port 139 does not appear to exist!
One or more ports on this system are operating in FULL STEALTH MODE! Standard Internet behavior requires port connection attempts to be answered with a success or refusal response. Therefore, only an attempt to connect to a nonexistent computer results in no response of either kind. But YOUR computer has DELIBERATELY CHOSEN NOT TO RESPOND (that's very cool!) which represents advanced computer and port stealthing capabilities. A machine configured in this fashion is well hardened to Internet NetBIOS attack and intrusion.
[..snip..]
roar
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