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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Jul 02, 2001 6:00pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

This ER is a special one. These are special stories about special people and special companies on this very special day. You should feel special just reading all this special stuff because I certainly feel special bringing it to you. SUPER!!!

- Pillsbury is all that and a biscuit... and a strand of plastic. - An interview with some dude talking about AI. Admit it you love this stuff. - Not a bad way to retire. - Some dude farted at the police. Now he has to pay a fine, bummer. - Someone call the Linux zealots! Get em! Get em! - Free beer or watch some guy golf? Free beer.
Lastly, in case you had any doubt people are privately pursuing technology to clone humans. The feds arent happy.





















  • And as for Revolutions,they won't occur in America. It's deepening into Bread and Circuses for the masses,and rampant pillaging by our government of our government.The Bush girls will be driving drunk in bubblecities while the rest of us will be playing Mad Max with spf 500 sunblock.The rich will look after themselves,and the Bush administration will happily bend over to reward big business,but even That really isn't bad.Unfortunatly the money freed up by the tax cuts won't be spent expanding the infrastructure of their businesses,but on bigger and better toys for their executives.Fine drill in the Carribou mating grounds,but make the wells smaller but more efficient,ship the oil elsewhere to be refined,and begin thinking of weaning ourselves away from Saudi Arabia and petrol products in general.Everyone Profits,everyone WINS.

    Can't happen.....won't happen.......

    So sit back,start a game of Q3,pop open a brew and toast the ozone layer while its still here.