Make Duke Talk
by Steve Gibson, Jun 17, 2001 7:08am PDTarush Entertainment is holding a little contest for their upcoming Duke Nukem game where you get to submit a catch phrase for Duke to say in their new game. The winner gets a GeForce3 and a free copy of the game Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project. My vote is for "I've got a bucket of chicken in my pants, wanna get greasy?" Oh hell lets make this a full item. feel free to share your brilliance and creativity so that we may all marvel at it. Here's a few more I can come up with:
- Hey alien scum, you suck the poo poo from the poo poo tree! - I'm going to make you MAXIMUM DEAD! - Is this the catch phrase that makes Duke fun? - You are cordially invited to swallow some lead. - Got any gum?
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"All your faggot catchphrases are belong to Duke!"
Pipebomb death:
"Somebody set up us the Duke!"
Standing around too long, so Duke starts chating idly:
"What you thought this would become DUKE-Katana?"
Near a hooker:
"Hey there's a bucket of chicken in my pants, wanna get greasy?"
Accessing a computer screen:
"Ahh, 'ShugaShack'! That reminds me, I should pay Maarten a visit and get my bong back."
:p
-J
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"Send us your most creative, cool and catchy phrase (under 17 words) and we'll run it by Duke. If he likes it, you may be the winner of a brand new Nvidia GeForce 3D graphics card, an ARUSH T-shirt and a free copy of Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project™ where you can hear Duke using your line!"
That's lifted directly from the linked website: http://www.arushgames.com/contest/duke/index.htm
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"'Scuse meee... while I squish this guy..."
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO DUKE!
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Segfault.
Sigterm messages sent.
Kill messages sent.
Shuting down...
I luuv the smell of burning cordite in the morning.
Mmmm, tasty!
I am THE ONE.
I smite thee, vile creature.
Standard, Air-mail or body-bag?
-Perfect Duke
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"Antigravity Scooter! (IT)"
LOL.. I would shudder with fear if I ever saw this in the real game
"Am I a bad person?"
"How many licks do you think it'll take to get to the center this time?"
"The Devil just called, your soul is broken, and he want's his money back."
"What did you say your name was again honey?
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"....and i shall strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger....."
"my hair is wet.....blow me"
thats supposed to be...
"shaftduke no ride camel, duke ride ass"
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"Looks like this is the wrong day to mess with a guy that has blueballs."
-J
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"you ARE the weakest link, Alien scum! GOODBYE!!]B}r"
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