Early Evening Reading

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  They wouldn't have to be shock troops. Maybe it's more of a Rainbow Six thing. (if you haven't read the ... : cacktrot
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    These units would be designed to gain control of a trouble spot within four days and bring a conflict to... : Barbarian
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      FEMA already took the trouble to train shock troops in urban settings, it was called Rex-84. Read this:... : kaibosh
      • lol. i didn't know you guys had internet connections in the mental hospital. : zerohero
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        damn Walton Simons : jackalope
        • come on people Deus fucking Ex : jackalope
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        you conspiracy buff. you got anything on the Bush Jr election? : fatbeaner
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          Just this, undeniable proof that George W. Bush is an Alien. Read it and you will understand. Read the... : kaibosh
          • dammit i was hopin to read some stuff about how his dad, formerly the head of the CIA, was a badass and ... : fatbeaner
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            hehehe, so you liked my link :) : Torias
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              Yup, killer. Of course, all fun aside try to debunk this shiz mofo! http://www.cowan70.freeserve.co.... : kaibosh
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                [heh heh heh...]s : black helicopters
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                  Holy fuck, you even have the power to wipe out the post you reply to with your delete key! Even the Gib... : kaibosh
                  • Bush's real goal is to make texas rule the world : haokah
              • 1. start by introducing terminology that few are familiar with 2. don't explain the unfamiliar terminol... : BadRespawn
• These units would be designed to gain control of a trouble spot within four days and bring a co : Barbarian
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  they already have those. Our MEUs can get to a hot spot and have a situation resolved in 1-5 days. ide : zerohero
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    When you say OUR, you mean Swiss? : Barbarian
    • lol, no. US Marines. I'm an american, dude. : zerohero
• - reactivate nuclear defense - don't talk to strangers (European Commission on "Echelon") - set up a... : BadRespawn

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• righteous, d00d :D : fatbeaner
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  damn that is one huge cork! : pyide
  • Thats what your mother said. : Midshift
• this one was a learning experience. next time, there will be many an improvement. and a little more m... : cpt_gloval
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  water pipe for smoking up? : Barbarian
  • * U N L I M I T E D G R A S P O F T H E O B V I O U S ' D * : x-eyd|mary
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  Just shell out the cash and buy a professional made piece. I can't stand homemade crap. Especially when ... : zeke
  • good hookahs go for more than $175 : pyide
  • you can't beat good ghetto engineering : ^-SeaWolf-^

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• yep, it's incredibly sad : El Guapo
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  russia can no longer afford an arms race. threats are from many different smaller forces now than the mo... : A-54
  • so we should give anyone with a lot of money freedom to develop absurd weapons? : El Guapo

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  doubt it : Gods Kitchen
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    I won't help if it does. I'm off to play a game. : firebone
    • that 'guide the ribbon through the cave game?" : Gods Kitchen

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  dont you have to remove and put a new one in with the same information? : Gods Kitchen
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    well.. X10 has an Opt out for it's annoying ass add banner, but it only ops your ass out for 30 days.. ... : Hizzow
    • use POW. : xvdl

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  you might want to rely on the sun/moon to tell you when to sleep... : Ominous
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    M-O-O-N. That spells moon. : firebone
    • it thought it spelt moron :) : Gods Kitchen

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• "click and srcoll down" MAAAA'EEEEEENNN!!!!! : the archvile
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  that's steve's shitty work : Maarten Goldstein
  • table borders make me cry : Steve Gibson
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    DAMN FOREIGNERS ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THE GREAT AMERICANS! *shakes fist* : firebone
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      the americans always fuck it up! : Maarten Goldstein
      • You can't fix it if it's already broken(thanks to you guys :P). You damn europeans expect too much f... : firebone
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        oh yeah? who was the fuckup that made us walk 6 blocks to a mcdonalds that didnt exist? HUH TUFF GUY! : Steve Gibson
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          maybe crystal asked him to find a way for you to exercise so you'd fit into your tux you fat bastard. : jackalope
          • Holy shit. : Cosmicfool
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            zip it Jackanape before I come put a sausage in YOUR mouth. : BigAssHotDog
            • snausages : jackalope
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          I blame you : Maarten Goldstein
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            In case you guys didnt catch that, Maarten just admitted to being a fuckup causing us to walk 6 blocks s... : Steve Gibson
            • barefoot in the snow too? : pyide
            • $100 in a wad? sTeve if i ever see you on the street I'm going to rob you. j00==GHETTO SUPERSTAR : firebone
            • over hot broken glass. : Bullgod
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          ive heard about thisssss................... Phantom McDonald's...... : tomservo
          • meh.....McDonalds sucks anyways. : firebone

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  what you say? : long duck dong
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    i will destroy your AYB Kung Fu! : Gods Kitchen
    • no WAY! : gegtik
• we need a red phone that goes right to Steve/Maarten when we need Werd! : Ominous

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  god damn the shack doesn't support korean characters! : Ominous
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    Did you really think it would? :( : firebone
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      it looks cool •s˜ðÄäo this is a funny looking T, then a bucket with a face on it... : Ominous
      • Yeah, I've seen those crazy characters too. If you search for hardware on google you'll get a few of em. : firebone
  • did you try to register Long Duck Dong? : BigAssHotDog

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  Of course Greer shot him. Kennedy was apalled when he learned that the underground bases were being hea... : kaibosh
  • http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1400771 : Ulkesh
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    oh you don't believe he's dead, huh? well, we'd like to show you the body, but we cremated it. what, y... : zerohero
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      Oh, he's dead. And any strange little implants within his brain tissue are all burned up now. Why are ... : kaibosh
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        because they're not bomb experts, they're cranks. just like Fred Leuchter, that faggot who 'proved' that... : A-54
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          Nahh, the Nazis just knew how to stretch the coal out the right way. Fat one, skinny one, fat one, skin... : kaibosh
          • he collected the samples for his poison test out of a single location (which could have been anywhere on... : A-54
      • becuase the building was made primarily of concrete.... and it was a design where if you knock out more : handle455
      • Isn't racing fuel built to be hard to combust? There is a good chance it will be in a crash... : GoofyBoy
• w0w... that sir, is a very interesting theory. the only set back to that, is the first lady.. she wou : Cosmicfool

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  ahahahahahahah <me> so.. would you.. wanna go out sometime? <girl> *silence*..... you mean... as fri... : jackalope
  • oh and thanks for making me remember that you fucker. : jackalope
  • *load* <me>Check out my cock! <girl>ew <me> fuck. *load* : Gods Kitchen
• Nope... : Hizzow
• No. Please seek professional help as soon s possible. : x-eyd|mary
• man, give up computer games before its too late. : A-54
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  the answer. http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=1412098 : firebone
  • ROFL : hawkeye
  • omfg that is hilarious. :) i wish i'd been shacking instead of playing PS2 last night. :P : Naim
  • *laugh* : Cosmicfool

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  ESDF : hawkeye
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    you use \ as crouch? : chinchilla
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      Z = crouch : hawkeye
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        ooh, small handed? or wierd keyboard : chinchilla
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          Eh? ESDF leaves your left pinky right on top of the Z area. : seemlar
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            might just be me then, with that I would use \ as crouch, W as last weap etc. : chinchilla
            • wtf? \ is on the other side of my keyboard... ESDF gives me buttons to the left and right of my hand... : hawkeye
            • no it's not just you esdf and z for crouch is uncomfortable for me, too cramped in. : jackalope
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            for me RDFG does that : plutonium245
            • I've considered moving to RDFG since it'd give me even more close keys couldn't quite get used to it ... : hawkeye
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              hmm, I'm most definately a WSDA user. : chinchilla
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                I'm purely on the Num Keyboard :-) : -TKF-
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                  I used to use that when I played TFC : chinchilla
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                    And inverse mouse.. :-) : -TKF-
                    • Invert mouse is the only way to play. : seemlar
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  ASDF : Dr. Nick
  • in FPSes how would that work? : chinchilla
• up, right ctrl, down, kp_ins :D : pyide
• WDSA is the only choice : jackalope
• rdfg for q3 (more room for weapkeys and binds) the rest :wasd : mad-d00d
• other I use numeric keypad for navigat / combat, keyboard for utility, mouse for aiming. I use 6 na... : Torias
• gvbn : lacker
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  other... pron-]surfing : handle455
  • now thats just odd : handle455
• ESDF, ALT to crouch. : gegtik

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• wrong time to ask dude, everyone's busy trying to get first post in werd : jasonepowell

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• at 8am? of course there will be a lot : jackalope

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• and it was my LAST forest fight, and I had 80,000 gold on hand. god dammit. : Naim

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• its good. i saw it in the theatre a while ago. its crime drama. gets kind of touchy feely towards the mi... : A-54

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  Dell Dimension 4100 933HMz Desktop What the hell is HMz? : the archvile
  • himahertz? : pyide
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    the HegaMertz is a new, improved waveform, consisting of 30% more wave! : x-eyd|mary
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      Heinrich Hertz would be spinning in his grave. : the archvile
      • Heh. : x-eyd|mary

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  Go get a medical opinion. : Hizzow
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    I've mentioned it before, my dentists always say "I don't know what it is, why do you care?" DENTIST ... : zerohero
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      <zerohero> hey doc, what's this scar in my mo- <dentist> OK THEN TIME FOR LAUGHGING GAS!!! : jackalope
      • lol... : zerohero
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  I have a scar on my knuckle where I hit it with a sledgehammer and tore most of the skin off it. bu... : jackalope
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    lol... seriously dude that scar has always creeped me out... maybe just cause I remember the scene in 12... : zerohero
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      maybe you just ate a chip and missed with your teeth, that hurts. : jackalope
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        no, it's far down... not really on my gums, it is right up against the flesh on the jaw. and the flesh ... : zerohero
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          I'm not gonna ask why you cut your cheek, but maybe it's not a scar? maybe it's a some sort of irregular... : jackalope
          • maybe but it creeps the hell out of me... it's like a perfect little line. *shrug* : zerohero
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  Don't laugh too loud, I have a friend who insisted on showing me scars he had found on his balls. He br... : kaibosh
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    when those aliens come back, let's put him in an F-15 on a kamikaze mission. : the archvile
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      those were f-18s in independence day if that's what you're thinking of ;) : zerohero
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        Or a cropduster in the SUPAR SPECEL edition! : Midshift
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          really, he flies a cropduster up there on the DVD or something? that'd be pretty gay... : zerohero
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            In the special edition alternate ending he flies a crop duster with a nuke tied to it up there. Its l... : Midshift
            • does it show the nuclear blast? :D : zerohero
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    wtf? : zerohero
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      Yup, WTF indeed. And that was just Chapter 1. This is a guy who has never been exposed to any kind of ... : kaibosh
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        aren't you afraid of him? btw i read some of that zen physics shit... went to one of the links about ... : zerohero
        • Yeah, I'm not really that comfortable being alone with the guy. Some of the things he says are so distu... : kaibosh
  • I hope you meant to say "He can now also speak fluent Hebrew from inside his room in the mental hospital... : jackalope
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  I have a triangle scar.. on my arm.. tht I never knew .. I had... : Cosmicfool
  • uh... measles shot scars can heal into triangles i think. whatever that big thing with 4 needles was...... : zerohero
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  I have an X scar on my left wrist right over the vein.. to this day I have no idea how it got there, but... : Raziel
  • maybe you tried to cut your own wrist pretty seriously? : jackalope

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  NO : zerohero
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    I think he meant in the bathroom, not while handing people their fries. : jackalope
    • still no : zerohero
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      I think your name would be cooler if it was jacknape... or maybe.. no.. jacknape. : Cosmicfool
      • interesting : jackalope
  • Yes. : Midshift
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  Nope.. never felt the need.. : Hizzow
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    I almost did once, I can't explain but I felt like I was gonna tear a hole in my jeans if I didn't. ... : jackalope
    • heh... A coworker when i worked at a State agency did all the time. : Hizzow
• NO but i have thought about it : handle455

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  What I've never understood is the whole focus on this type of thing. I mean, whoTF cares that you can f... : i am the baker
  • what if you are downloading a big ass file while playing quake3? : Gods Kitchen
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    yeah, but I would love to burn CD's while playing games, and so on and so forth. : jasonepowell
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      I benchmark about 4-5FPS lower while burning a CD not bad if you ask me : hawkeye
      • Not bad at all - I have a 433 with IDE drives (on the same channel) , so I can't play games and burn at ... : jasonepowell
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        hey any idea if i'd be able to burn while playing....my harddrives are raid 0 and my burnere is ide : nurall
        • maybe, give it a shot - does your performance degrade while burning? If you toast cd's if you open any ... : jasonepowell
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  ever tried formatting a floppy on a Mac? Even the mouse pointer locks up. I'm not sure if OS X fixed t... : the archvile
  • Why were you using/looking at/smelling/tasting a mac? : Cosmicfool

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• post that on the Z-malloc forums : Cosmicfool
• what kind of flickering? Z-fighting? : the archvile

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  look at the serious sam engine stick big fucking hills in that, some better code for handling packet ... : Torias
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    I have no qualms about Tribes 2's gameplay (though I dislike the variety of turrets...that kick my ass) ... : hawkeye
    • yeah, i'm saying the serious engine could have been used to implement the gameplay in an acceptable mann... : Torias
  • agreed; the Tribes2 engine certainly isn't a technical feat. It works, but there are so many other game... : the archvile