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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Jun 11, 2001 6:07pm PDT
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I'd like to share this story I had emailed in with you guys about ER. "My 8yr old little brother has had a terminal illness for 13 years now. It's been pretty depressing stuff. Our family was pretty pissed when the palm reader at Six Flags told us about it and when he was actually born 5yrs later it just kind of hit home how good those guys are. Well stunning accuracy of palm readers at Six Flags aside I wanted to share some good news with you. Ever since that law passed about medicinal marijuana my brother has been printing out ER and smoking that. Last week the doctor shared some amazing news with us! That bastard palm reader died! Thanks ER!"

- Do you have a meth lab in your home? No officer it's my 40 cats. Thanks Bunzo. - Yay for the inmates? - Oh no, pork is out to kill famous people!. Killed Mozart at least. - Yeah everyone was just waiting for those nudies of scientists. Not. - I don't know about this man. Maybe that's why it took so long before she started making videos where she's wearing almost nothing?
Lastly, just because you're at your computer *fap*ing all day long doesn't mean an increased risk for carpal tunnel syndrome.