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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Jun 09, 2001 5:57pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

ER is back and shaking it's ass, living la vida loca. Ricky Martin stole that from ER and he knows it! Bastard still doesn't want to pay royalties though. Everytime you hear that song you should think about ER and visit the Shack one extra time.

- Yay for our ancestors driving animals to extinction.
- During the California energy blackouts, hackers actually got close to getting access to parts of the energy grid.
- Don't want "gifts" on your lawn from dogs and cats? Get this plant. - The next Survivor might be really hard..with the contestants possibly going to the dark outskirts of..Canada. Thanks Vantage.
Lastly, this guy is gonna kick himself the rest of his life.


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  • #1491
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    If Restaurants Functioned like Microsoft...
    By Lester Haines
    Posted: 08/06/2001 at 14:37 GMT
    Found on www.theregister.com.uk

    Patron: Waiter!

    Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
    Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
    Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
    Patron: No, it's still there.
    Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
    Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
    Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
    Patron: A SOUP bowl!
    Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
    Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
    Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
    Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
    Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
    Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
    Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
    Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
    Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
    Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now.

    Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

    Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
    Patron: This is potato soup.
    Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
    Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. [Waiter leaves.]
    Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

    The check:

    Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
    Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
    Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
    (Bug in the soup included at no extra charge - will be fixed with tomorrow's Soup of the Day)
    Jun 10, 2001 1:27am PDT

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    Jun 10, 2001 2:52am PDT

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