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Early Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Jun 08, 2001 5:23pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

Everyone wants to get started on the weekend early.. EER makes a rare appearance to get things rolling. Try to find something to bite down on around the house or office, this might sting a little bit:

- Let the lady wear whatever the hell she wants. Chicks with nice butts deserve special treatment. - A 19yr old knocking up 13yr olds should be in prison wearing a "bitch boy" t-shirt. Thanks riptide - One of those investigation costs more than the crime type of deals right here. - Here's some important stuff to read. - Some lady registered her dog to vote to prove a point. The government wasnt all that impressed. (It worked until the dog got jury duty) - I'd like to confess I knocked up a 13yr old shrimp stealing squash playing dog who has lots of orgasms. Thanks Raymond
Lastly, a kid got kicked out of school for the year for drawing pictures of guns. That's because we all know any kid who draws a picture of a gun is a maniacal killer. Thanks V0lk


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    i wanna be in the wallpaper
    or run away to the foreign legion
    i wanna be in the wallpaper
    or run away to the foreign legion

    and as the tanks roll into town
    as the tanks roll into town
    a little bit of knowledge will destroy you
    a little bit of knowledge will destroy you

    as the tanks roll into town
    as the tanks roll into town
    a little bit of knowledge will destroy you
    a little bit of knowledge will destroy you

    i dont know why i feel so tongue-tied
    i dont know why i feel so skinned alive

    hold you till the arms are sore
    until you cannot feel it any more
    hold you till the arms are sore
    until you find an open door

    i built you up to pull you down
    tie you to your feet, and watch you drown
    a little bit of knowledge will destroy you
    a little bit of knowledge will destroy you
    i built you up to pull you down
    tie you to the stake, and watch you crying out

    i dont know why i feel so tongue-tied
    i dont know why i feel so skinned alive

    i`ll find another skin to wear
    i`ll find another skin to wear...
    Jun 09, 2001 4:15am PDT
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